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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:09pm On Jun 25, 2015
prettyjo:
why Una dey quote me up and down...its not my fault if you Dont last up to 30 minutes.like I said earlier its all about stamina and stamina here does not mean the way you stand or hold her ...........let me stop here

Babes, u remind me of Athena... grin can I be your fruity flavored pizza
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:01pm On Jun 25, 2015
yollychika:
Take burantashi undecided

Can you PM me Chika...someone sent me your pix somwhere...pls, get back to me when you can...

Stay pretty always
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:59pm On Jun 25, 2015
nwadiuko1:
ahhh magani burantashi? Easy way to stroke

Which stroke...am I not still alive....Abegi, only immortals take it....

#bewarned grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:55pm On Jun 25, 2015
fyneboi79:
Are u a block head Of course there will be breaks in between. Sorry for you guys that can't be real men in bed, na your neighbor go do d work for you.

Fyne tboi, chop knuckle?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:54pm On Jun 25, 2015
cronsberg:

I swear that worries me alot. Common epileptic power supply de give me stresses and such, imaging finding out she did something after i marry her, high Bp or stroke might happen to me. You know what, she shot herself in the foot with that story, am going to tell her right now that the relationship is over. I can't continue to worry like this. Will come back later to tell you how it all went


See what I mean you worry over everything too much....hence you can't satisfy your lady...if you tell her its over means you are a coward....

Becos she deh ginger you you deh fear....ask your self besides sex is she your type and does she bore you out...

You alone can solve your problem or worries... If you don't want the babe, pass her over we can transform her life grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:50pm On Jun 25, 2015
forkadict:


Abeg go siddon for one corner.

Immortal phock nikan ni?

Ogbeni, don't hate the player hate the game..u can be an immortal phock if you desire too...its amazing what you can achieve...
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:48pm On Jun 25, 2015
WINDSOW:
Bros,wit this mumu post of urs,RIP cos na woman go kill U.

grin something must kill a man....craft life, don't let it craft you mate..
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:46pm On Jun 25, 2015
Maintech:
I have done 11 rounds before with my first girlfriend. We bleeped from 8 pm till 11:30 am the next day when we checked out of the hotel. It happened just a week after i lost my virginity in 2007. I had a lot of energy built up inside having not had sex for the first time. However, i fainted on our way to the taxi park and had to be revived with milk and malt. I was dehydrated and fagged out. So it is possible to bleep from 12-5 depending on the chemistry and how sexually appealing the girl is; in my case she had a body to die for so i was always thinking about the next round before one round ended.



Now that's a solid confession....had similar experience, her body was to die for and she had this juicy fat ass coochie....

Well done bro...hope you'd can relive this feat again...Abi u done hang boot?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:43pm On Jun 25, 2015
WINDSOW:
Guy,if u can't satisfy her.I advice you USE PESTLE instead.Since she want total satisfaction. Pound her punanny.

Don't be naive.....women are like cars, pet them but drive them crazy, with your seat belt on.

If you want to satisfy a lady, don't be stingy or self centered... Drive her till your speedometer hits wear off but apply wisdom....their bodies are like scripts, decode their hot spots, their erroneous zones and then activate their volcanoes...#simple
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:38pm On Jun 25, 2015
ollah1:



Tell him what you did to reboot yourself

If he's interested I can tell him personally..... But for hints sake, coffee is one good source...but you must jog in the mornings

lipsrsealed #realtalk
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:35pm On Jun 25, 2015
darlenese:
Some girls ehn? Mr damn guy grin, u have been told that u are not sexually compatible ,so what else are u waiting for?

Anyway congratulations

God has saved u from a future cheating wife.

Darlene how far you na? :-o
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:34pm On Jun 25, 2015
darlenese:
Some girls ehn? Mr damn guy grin, u have been told that u are not sexually compatible ,so what else are u waiting for?

Anyway congratulations

God has saved u from a future cheating wife.

Darlenese how far you na? kiss
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:32pm On Jun 25, 2015
modskiller:
E get one aboki for my area wey dey sell tea pit some herbs like that. If you take that tea and you're not erect all through the night, fight me.

Its called burantashi...Omo, u will have the strength of 100 horses in you.. angry
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:26pm On Jun 25, 2015
chigoizie7:




Oga no reason am ooh, u know wetin be 12 - 5? Na 5 phucking hours dwag!!!

Who does dat?


Person phuck babe 5hrs non stop and she didn't slump, unless the guy no de phuck her with enuf stamina.



It cant be straight phocking till 5 from 12....intermediary breaks go deh na.....and if the babe get a bada$$ body to die for...Omo na to finish the babe o..

Make i ask you, woman done ever tell you say u cum to quick and u let her go like that?...

Op, I had your experience recently, but I reboot my organs and got my stamina back...3sundays ago....right from 2:30pm till 7:45pm I was still killing her poospoos...in between we would just act a script and go back to our rabbit lives...


So op, you too can do it...man up!!! Blow her mind away, mess her brain up, let it malfunction for you alone....

#sojiyaself
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:18pm On Jun 25, 2015
menix:
OP.. firstly take away dat notion pple don't last more than 20 minutes thrusting..

Secondly, I will advise u to start looking for someone u re compatible with once u know u can't fit into that description she jst gave u except one day ur name goo b "Amu Usu"

Sincerely u sef no smart, u should ve countered her by telling her that the last Reserved girl u dated always cums nd satisfied..


People do last more than 20mins....na one deh reply you so...

Some men are immortal phocks, while some are mere mortals.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:18pm On Jun 25, 2015
menix:
OP.. firstly take away dat notion pple don't last more than 20 minutes thrusting..

Secondly, I will advise u to start looking for someone u re compatible with once u know u can't fit into that description she jst gave u except one day ur name goo b "Amu Usu"

Sincerely u sef no smart, u should ve countered her by telling her that the last Reserved girl u dated always cums nd satisfied..


People do last more than 20mins....na one deh reply you so...

Some men are immortal phocks, while some are mere mortals.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:13pm On Jun 25, 2015
Don't know. Why una deh talk like say e no possible? I phock for 3hrs straight in my prime time..but in my down time I just go 45mins....and mind u that lady must come before I do.....I'm very generous..

So @op....she could be lying or just being plainly open minded... It simply means bros, learn the art of murdering that puna, she is your woman now...so bust all her holes with a sexual terrorist mindset..

#thankmelater #sheisdoinguafavor #wiseup #unobeobote

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Politics / Re: Meet The Youngest Wife Of Alaafin Of Oyo, She’s Extremely Beautiful! by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:51pm On Jun 25, 2015
MosakuAW:
How old is Alafin of OYO and how old is this girl and we are questioning Senator Yerima.

Old men and child abuse.

Recently gain admission to UI: to study what?

Bleachicology!

Hisssssss.


Lmao @bleachicology nigga u harsh o grin
Crime / Re: See The Escape Route Of The Ikorodu Robbers (photo) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 7:10pm On Jun 24, 2015
MosakuAW:


No my brother! Just find me 2bottle of Origin..(cold one)


No yawa, where u deh come share with me...
Crime / Re: See The Escape Route Of The Ikorodu Robbers (photo) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:42pm On Jun 24, 2015
MosakuAW:
This is not the first nor second time robbers escape thru water ways.

Is high time we provide securities on our water ways.

If the SUV where not burnt, what tangible evidence would Nigeria police have gotten from it. We lack forensic experts in this country.

And when will Nigerians learn not to put laws in their hands. What is gain the from burning the SUV's.

Oh my country!

#I weep.


Bros, I just buy this packet of handkerchief.. Here, take one..

You need water or wine to soothe your blueness? grin

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Celebrities / Re: Odianosen Okojie: How I Met My Wife, Mercy Johnson & Why I Don’t Watch Her Movie by Mistaarhlohki(m): 7:41am On Jun 23, 2015
debolly:

kiss kiss kiss

Hi debolly,.I'm gonna pm you now.
Celebrities / Re: Odianosen Okojie: How I Met My Wife, Mercy Johnson & Why I Don’t Watch Her Movie by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:28am On Jun 23, 2015
debolly:
Couple of life!!!
Future DH, where art thou?


I am right here... My venusian pumpkin..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Business Development Managers Needed Nationwide by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:45am On Jun 23, 2015
Gold is not seen with the ordinary eyes when in the dirt....thanks for this amazing opportunity.
Autos / Re: BBC - Bigger Boys Club!! ***Exotic Cars Only*** by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:03pm On Jun 13, 2015
Give me your quote for Audi A3 Sports back 2010 model full option
Autos / Re: Honda Accord With Nav Toks by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:19pm On Jun 13, 2015
Let's talk on WhatsApp +2348160974909
Romance / Re: When A Man Loves A Woman... by Mistaarhlohki(m): 4:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
jascon1:
your insult has been read. Note taken and we, the general naiaralanders 've seen the best u got to offer. On this note, go away!!!


undecided
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Receives British High Commissioner (Photos) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
jimmy2k:
British blood suckers is time you should leave zoo called NIGERIA alone


Seriously if the British were allowed to stay a longer period.. They would have developed Nigeria and handed over to us....

Have you thought about this yet? undecided
Car Talk / Re: Photos: This Is Someone's Garage In Abuja by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
LesbianBoy:
This is buhari's garage na. Later he will say he is a poor man lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


Ssssswah, Shoro Niyen? undecided
Car Talk / Re: Photos: This Is Someone's Garage In Abuja by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:10pm On Jun 12, 2015
Definition of hard work.....whether by crook or book or hook....Get paid or die wishing.

#moneynogosweetifowunodeh.
Politics / Re: Are The Days Of VP Yemi Osinbajo Numbered? by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:07pm On Jun 12, 2015
Its not normal....something looks odd in the picture and I hope its not correlating with the rumours in town

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Romance / Re: When A Man Loves A Woman... by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:03pm On Jun 12, 2015
jascon1:
My dear with sincere gratitude to the information contained in this post, I humble n clearly state that my true intention of accepting to invest my time on this topic is simply to read the silly comments n laff. Therefore with even deeper gratitude I gently wish to withdraw the statement I made above cos everything u r reading from me is total .....hsibbur


I wish to say and concur that you are suffering from #prosoprognosis grin

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