deltateam:
Greetings dear sisters in the house. There's this Nigerian girl I want to ask out but I barely have up to 1k at moment to spend on her. This is because most ladies prefer eateries where you have to spend 2k for her.

I once took a girl out and asked her what she wanted, she said Rice and chicken, I bought it o with eva water while ordering snacks and mineral for myself.Only for her to put the chicken in a tissue for onward devouring at her place. Finished the food and after telling her about my intentions. She said I shouldn't have it in mind she's my girlfriend but that we can be just friends. The whole ratata took out about 4k then.

Now the question is can I ask a girl out without spending on her or at worse spending 500 naira. Yes am broke. #Just saying for those that would prefer to add insult.

So, u get mind type all these words....and still get mind deh ask fvcked up questions...?

Let me help u, work hard, make money and then think of taking women out....moreover u don't need money to make women feel happy....if u know the rules to how to woo women...money is d least of them rules.

Women are emotional creatures... Tap into that area with intense force, finger their brains up...and they will cum uncontrollably....

The only problem is can u unlock the secrets in d Pandora box?

www.Kickasstorrent.to

Use that

I think we should write a petition letter to NBC and have it cosigned by all Nairaland members... Then, spread it on all social media until appropriate measures are carried out on this outrageous increase in subscription rates where programs are below par..... This is my own opinion though....


What do u all think?

folorunsodeji:
Please help me,do i have to format or remove the HDD for my laptop OS to be deleted.

Format your system...that's the best option.

icebeatz:
nawaoo
Good deeds are not rewarded in Nigeria.
The money would have gone a long way in improving her life.
If you misplace a huge sum of money like the guy, then maybe you shouldn't have such an amount in the first instance.

Exactly... Could be monies he stole or looted somehow....she try and she dull too....

[quote author=OREMUSSANCTUS post=31373317]D gathering of terrorists in lagos state. Buhari too old to lead dis country.[/quot

Why do I have the feeling that you are attracting jona dollars that won't even get to u....keep being pro Jonathan and pro PDP....ur time is almost done....CHANGE ur ways.. And don't even dare say a word or else it will bounce back at u a million fold...

ifyemex:
Yoruba sense

Must u be tribalistic all the time....oniranu

Iamfrank:
Please, I need mature advice only

My cousin have been dating his girl friend since secondary school, he is now graduated and have a good job.....

But the problem is, he has slept with this girl like a thousand times and doesn't even enjoy her in bed any longer. He said he has enjoyed all marital privileges with her and now he is scared of getting married to a girl he doesn't have sexual pleasure with.

He is really confused right now as he doesn't know wat to do because he loves her.

Please, mature advice is needed.

Your cousin isn't fit to live amongst humans, he has used and over used the poor lady now he is in doubts....let him go fvck himself for all I care....may the tears, sorrow and pain from the girl catch up on him soon...AMIN

bokohalal:
Watch out for GEJ's next trip to Lagos. A meeting with Charlie Boy will be on the itinerary.

Young man Charlie boy stays and live in Gwarimpa estate, Abuja 2nd avenue to be precise...

Get ur facts straight

He is right...that's no lie..

chukwudi44:
A fanatic and illiterate

Wait till he's President then u can chew back ur words...

Sai Buhari

He was spotted in a london airport, with an iphone 6 gold edition, a Burberry coat and brown Burberry male purse...this is really classy and very youthful of GMB..

May 29th has been ordained to be the most historical day in Nigerias history..

His maturity, poise and carriage is what and how a president should look like....the incumbent President should take note...#saibuhari


Share your thoughts.. Fellow Nairalanders

chukwudi44:

Which stupid crime did he commit?

You don't even deserve to comment here if ur blocked brain doesn't know what jail bound offence Obanikoro committed...Do u live in Nigeria at all?

omogbolan0001:

What next ? When will nigerians go against modern slavery in our beloved country ? Is the increment not much ?

Exorbitant corporate monopolised rip off...on top programs that are all repeated....Nigerians should rise up and put a stop to this bvllsh1t...na Wetin happen sef?

Goddex:
[size=13pt]Jega should be sacked to make way for an unbiased unpire.

1) Jega is a Fulani Muslim from North West same as Buhari - a major contender in the race. It's just like Jonathan having a Christian Ijaw from South South as the electoral unpire - just imagine it

2) He was accused (he hasn't denied) of holding meetings with some APC chieftains in dubai and sending representatives to Arewa and NEF meetings

3) I Personally started suspecting him when he fraudulently created 30,000 additional polling units in the North, if not for condemnation from well meaning Nigerians

4) The deliberate disenfranchisement of southern states through a fraudulent PVC's distribution tactics only added salt to injury. War torn and bomb prone states of North West and North East achieving 80 - 90% distribution while peaceful Lagos and Ogun are struggling with a little over 40%
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Ur theory is baseless and senseless... Grow up...punk!

elbinmanny:
let me educate u..its dosent really mean putting food in your mouth. Have u realized that despite the fall of the Niara , the prices of goods hasn't changed it means the economy is stable

Have u bought anything lately or paid bills from ur pocket?

I'm sure u live with your parents, cos if u don't then u will know things are really expensive.... A kilo of chicken now is 850 against 650naira....so wake up...

ochejoseph:
‎
As always Buhari does not care if Nigeria Burns 

He does not care all the corpers in Katsina are slaughtered he will just nick name them PDP IT


He does not care if the Almajiri child in Daura attends GEJ almajiri school as Long as that child is  willing to burn down shops and churches on his behalf

He does not even care whether his own 150 cows are interbreeding and increasing that's why he still has 150 cows after 12 years!

He does not care about self development  that's why after 50 years he does not know where to collect his certificate if he has one 


All this man cares about is occupying the seat he denied Shagari 32 years ago 

Twice he has cried and she'd tears 
To incite the public 


But how does he expect 170 million people to commit their destiny into his hands since he cannot even remember the name of his VICE presidential aspirant or his party? 

More than 11 rice milling companies opened Factories in 2014 =Jobs

3 car Manufacturing/assembly plant also opened Shops =Jobs

14 new Universities established! they were not built and run by ghosts = Jobs

The list is endless despite all their Bombs!!!

GEJ we Know !!!

He will be our President till 2019

God Bless Nigeria 

Be sensible for one second pls....GEJs projects are paper projects none is working....stop being phocking brain washed....as I type this did u sleep with electricity last nite and do u have now?

Where u able to buy a bag of rice for 3000 naira since rice is everywhere now?

Man, wake the phocking up and quit being a zombie for PDP....u r on ur own man...

tit:
Good for him.
He has tried.
His nearly put Nigeria into a big mess before he was rescued.



If perchance he refuse to go,
he will tell me if him papa born am born INEC chairman.
is there something secret he is planning to do there again?

Is there any sense in what ur fingers r interpreting from your brain?

MuguliciousMUGU:
Yeah, at last it would make way for GEJ to become the next president.

JEGA should start thinking of how to join buhari cow business.

General muhammed okechukwu temitope buhari sons limited- dealers in all kinds of cows

GEJ till buhari starts exporting his cows to USA

Phocking imbecilic mugu, na him u be....be playing with ur future saying rubbish.... Oloshi

AmakaDNB:
Now I can pick his call.

www.dnbstories.com

#ashanaalert

missjenna:
Pretty women

I believe Seyi law's wife is the light skinned woman. She looks a bit old though

I presume the make is not properly done and she ain't photogenic enough to be as pretty as your mind intended

O

sunkanmivaughan:
Every time you open a school gate, you close a prison door!
Congratulations to the latest universities and their proprietors.

What the hell are you saying the monies used to develop these new universities can be used to modernize all standing federal and state owned universities.

I don't get it do u think before writing or u just write before thinking?

Now how much Do u think these new schools will cost per session?. Pls, stop thinking thru your a$$

stalyf:
God bless you Oga Metuh. APC and their members are full of deceits, and they sell their lies and propaganda by shouting CHANGE. Our great country Nigeria is not a BUS that need a conductor to give #Change. Nigeria is a PLANE that need a good pilot and GEJ is it.

GEJ till 2019 joor

Your level of daftness has origins in precolonial Guatemala.. Before the Spanish arrived..how did you find your way to Nigeria? I will properly address you on the 5th year after the fourth year of an Apc led Federal government.... #staydaftalways

micronut:
Lets revive the culture.........guys lets do this!

pick a name and lets be real about it........

ladies who wants to be toasted in the native way should also signify....

E.g. itunuoluwa omoge orekelewa, so mo pe mo like e gon,
o ti pe gon ti mo ti ma un eye e, nitori e ni mo se summon courage lati wa ba e leeni yi... ojo taba ribi nibi un wole, ma je kin waste time, i wld be very brief on this..... kaso tooto, gbogbo igba tin ba ri e toun bo lati shop mummy e, lara mi ma un se sgisgi bi electric shock.. itunu. omo mr olowolayemo, oti rewaju lobinrin.... mo like e, mo ni feelings fun e, mo de wish lati fe e gege bi aya.... mabinu pe mowa block e ni corner yi, mi o ni option ni joor.... oya kilo feel?

guys what do u think about this? this is yoruba mix ooooo (am still a learner)

drop yours too.........

Tunwa tiji maami kasin yi...soriba Fuji taka shinu, oompa sinu tawa sinu fini koo koo Koo..mi fe kiama ferawa malodolmi, ellobae ich lebe dich sunu amasaki nwagati shogbomi?

sekzy99:
Good day all. Please who can link me with anybody in Ikeja to retrieve cash back from boys in Ikeja who defraud my girl of iPhone 5s? The phone is a fake one. Reported to police but nothing happened. So I need to meet a Godfather to settle this issue. Thanks all.

Guy you done phocked up totally, why buy cheap a$$ phones on Ikeja streets...you be jjc?

Well, I know goons who know mad goons...but honestly speaking let the issue die..your money is gone for good...na New shrine dem go cancel your money, trust me!

Next time never buy a phone on the streets, irrespective of how nice looking it may be.

PM or email at mistaarhlohki@gmail.com for good Fone deals

Stay sharp my nigga

Nmeri17:
why hasn't technology advanced to manufacturing cars that do not compress on impact in this 2015, cars still collide and people die as a result?? I'm not impressed with the Asians at all -_-

That's a phocking Toyota Camry 2001 not 3001...don't just talk..look and think first...

RicKyRichards:
Mr. Albania?

Point of correction....Mr Banana not Albania the European country... #thankmelater

automaticcars:
This is what 2,000 Naira can do for you. No educated or gainfully employed Nigerian would do this rubbish.

Actually its 20k per protester.... Seriously speaking...

President Goodluck Jonathan, last night, disclosed that he was not consulted by the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, before it shifted the dates of the general election even as he admitted that the body was not totally prepared for the polls.

On Saturday, the INEC Chairman, Attahiru Jega, announced the postponement of election originally scheduled to hold in February after the nation’s security agencies indicated to the commission that they will not be available to provide security during the elections.

Speaking on Wednesday on a live media chat, Mr. Jonathan said he was not consulted by INEC.

“I was not consulted and I don’t want to be consulted,” he said in response to a question by one of the journalists.

The President said it was within the powers of INEC to postpone the polls, even as he argued that beyond the security concerns raised by the relevant security organs, the electoral umpire themselves were unable to distribute enough permanent voters cards to eligible Nigerian voters.

“In Lagos for example only 38 per cent of voters have their PVCs, so if you hold elections there 62 per cent will not be able to vote,” he said.

Asked whether there will be another shift if the military are unable to defeat Boko haram in six weeks, Mr. Jonathan said the focus of the government is not to wipe out Boko Haram
completely, but to “reclaim lost territories”.

He said the government simply wants to create a situation whereby all Nigerians displaced from their homes will be able to return and elections hold there.

He said the military is already making progress especially with renewed cooperation from Nigeria’s neighbours.

“Nobody is saying Boko Haram must be wiped out completely before they conduct elections,” he said.

“In the next four weeks Nigerians will see the difference in the security intervention in the North.”

The President also reassured that elections would hold within the stipulated time and a new president would be sworn in by May 29.

Elslim:
D tree is crying.

Becos PDP and the presidency won't let APC contest a free and fair election in the country...okwia?...isobuaduro!