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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Formally Takes Over Villa Chapel by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:25pm On Jun 01, 2015
Mbilla:
Fake pastor that look like an im.be.cile. Dont knw why people frm South West so ugly. Obasenjo, tinobu, taiye taiwo and this very fake pastor

Its obvious u went to a bright Skool but ur ugly sense of reasoning won't let you think well before talking....

Its South West and not South West...

Oniranu omooshi
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Formally Takes Over Villa Chapel by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:24pm On Jun 01, 2015
SHARIAREPORTERS:
Fake pastor

Am dedicating dis front page to all d "real" men of God
Dose who don't bow to "nobody"
May God continue to bless dose real men of God

Senseless slowpoke
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari And Sisters At Presidential Inauguration Gala Night (photo) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 7:21am On May 31, 2015
captainBIAFRA:
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OFFSPRINGS OF THE OLD DAURA DUNCE smiley cool smiley cool smiley

Will you be happy if I call you and your ancestors imbeciles?


What you said shows you lack moral upbringing... #shameful
Politics / Re: Report Any Filling Station Selling Higher Than 87# by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:58am On May 31, 2015
This is pure scam.....why will DPR not make the phone number toll free....


Moreover why did they not make it extremely public....Naija and our fire brigade approach to things important...

I just hope PMB and PYO revamp NNPC, NUPENG, PENGASSAN, MOMAN and phocking DPR..


Irony of it all is dat....we need to stop importing fuel, make our refineries work...

Also, who sells fuel at 87 naira after lifting for 105-110naira....

All of una no do economic crisis preventive measures for school, Abi gbogboyin sleeping Ni?

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Music/Radio / The Levites Sing "Gospel Music Talent Competition" by Mistaarhlohki(m): 8:31am On May 22, 2015
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Business / Re: Beware Of Scam That Requests Filling Of BVN Online Form by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:23am On May 21, 2015
legalwealth:
Good day everyone!

I was surprised receiving an e-mail this morning from this bank
that my ATM card will be disabled if I don't have BVN. Below was what I received:

"Dear Valued Customer,

Please note that your ATM Debit card will be disabled soon from performing transactions,Pending your registration for the new ATM card bank verification number(BVN) as directed by the Central Bank of Nigeria,Please note that this registration is Mandatory.
Simply copy and paste the link below in your browser and fill in the registration form to reactivate your ATM card immediately"



I wonder what having this BVN number is turning into. Is it a must I have it nor make use of it?

End time thing I think.... What do you as well think of this BVN or no BVN issues?



SCAM!!!!!



ITS NOT MANDATORY... ITS OPTIONAL...JUST LIKE ONLINE BANKING.....SCAM!!!!!
Politics / Re: Lawyer To Drag Buhari To Court For Dropping General Title From Name by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:47pm On May 19, 2015
GMB to PMB


Cooooooooooool. grin
Romance / Re: I Am In PAIN Emotionally by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:42pm On May 17, 2015
Thank you all for your honest responses and plain advice

I'm very thankful
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Omotola's 15 Years Old Daughter Is Almost As Tall As Her. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:11pm On May 16, 2015
Osahon7:
Ifa catch dis her daughter ehn


Wetin u go do...just no make me her Cuzin apprehend your pervert a$$ angry
Health / Re: Abortion Leads To Breast Cancer, FACH Warns by Mistaarhlohki(m): 8:38pm On May 06, 2015
NetBizguy:
to be forewarned is to be forearmed

How does it work chat with me WhatsApp 08160974909
Politics / Re: Falling Oil Prices Threaten My Agenda — Buhari by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:53pm On May 05, 2015
chuna1985:




After all ur preaching n explanations...

By may 28th 2018, and 1 dollar is not 1 naira...........We will call for his head...No excuses.

Comments like yours makes me wonder, when will you ever leave your fathers house and hit the golden streets of Lagos to hustle for bread, butter and tea.

Smellos
Politics / Re: Falling Oil Prices Threaten My Agenda — Buhari by Mistaarhlohki(m): 8:33am On Apr 30, 2015
Nigerians don't read thru things before commenting BS...he's extending a hand in fellowship with the NASS members on how to tackle the 8 most challenging degrading things affecting Nigeria...So that the executive and legislative can work in harmony to make progress and put Nigeria on the map of being great once again...

I just summarized it for those unlearned citizen in Nairaland.... Quite a pirri! undecided
Sports / Re: Just 2+ Odds Daily by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:48pm On Apr 24, 2015
You are on your own.... cool...you wan deh bill people for odds, wake up its 04/2015 dude.....
Family / Re: Alarming Number Of Unmarried Ladies (28 - 39 Yrs) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 7:32am On Apr 24, 2015
freecocoa:
Yea right.

The article is bullshit.

And why is it BS?
Romance / Re: To Hit Or Not To Hit! by Mistaarhlohki(m): 4:18pm On Apr 23, 2015
Orijin101:
If i read that novel you wrote up there, let aeroplane jam me before night falls angry

Aaaaaamen!!! angry

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Romance / Re: To Hit Or Not To Hit! by Mistaarhlohki(m): 4:15pm On Apr 23, 2015
Hilarious.... grin

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Politics / Re: Jonathan won’t contest in 2019 – Babatope by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:37pm On Apr 23, 2015
san316:
Let him contest now. Buhari will make a come back making it 2-1.

PDP hasn't changed. The new govt hasn't been sworn in and the issue of 2019 election is already coming up. It is all about power , not what it should be rightly used for.

What's the answer to PeeDeePee:??

That's why they don't think right..

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Throwback Photos Of Ini Edo by Mistaarhlohki(m): 10:41am On Apr 23, 2015
foxxynik:

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Iiight man! Whr du u stay?

WhatsApp 08160974909. Let's talk.
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Throwback Photos Of Ini Edo by Mistaarhlohki(m): 10:28am On Apr 23, 2015
foxxynik:

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Reasons I like naija guys!.... Always ready to see things bfore em believe.....!
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Dude! Wishing ya goodluck and am crossing my fingers for you! @rokiatu! You've got a date!

Foxxynik, I don't have friend on here....me and u fit be Padi na..Whayasay?
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Throwback Photos Of Ini Edo by Mistaarhlohki(m): 10:23am On Apr 23, 2015
foxxynik:

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I getchu..... Intelligence!.... Lol.....
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Alotaf this girls u find online and physically can toosh-up their english and yet their brain's as empty as a barren womb!.... BTW rokiatu is like this girl below! Check it out!


Oga, its left for me to find out...whenever I meet Rokiatu I alone, will determine if she's fake or real... Meanwhile stay tuned.
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Throwback Photos Of Ini Edo by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:40am On Apr 23, 2015
foxxynik:

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Dude! You're LUST!...... Are u attracted to her or to her displayed ukwu?
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Boys no wan cawi last oh!

Nah, I'm not LUST., her intelligence has more value than her ukwu...I go after brains and not just the body..which is an added asset to her ever flourishing mindset.

She is amazing!
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Throwback Photos Of Ini Edo by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:24am On Apr 23, 2015
rokiatu:
You better be grateful you have a di...ck. do you know the Complications that come with having a VA. G.n.al? Having sex for the first time is very painful, when the di..ck too big it becomes pain for us, let's not go to giving birth sef shi...t is dang painful. When we are not wet during sex na whala for us.And yes every month it bleeds.


I am glad proud and happy to have one....... grin But be happy yours is a di. .ck.....you don't get to experience much pain.



Love how you think and type.... Can we chat privately sometime soon....I am attracted to you..Rokiatu
Politics / Re: We’ll Regain Power In 2019 – PDP by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:16am On Apr 23, 2015
emmasege:
Sincere APC apologists know that they can rule Nigeria for long. PDP 'willfully' lost the election because the ruling class which cuts across political divides wanted Jonathan out at all cost.
The truth is that PDP is the only true national party and when they get their acts right, dislodging APC from Aso rock is a simple task.
Mark my words, APC loss will be so evident long before 2019!


When u r done talking and thinking trash let me know.....and one question, are you a Nigerian?

I think not...cos you think thru your anus

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Romance / Re: Who's Truely A Real Man?? by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:50pm On Apr 21, 2015
The poster on top of my post is high on strockdeine
Romance / Re: Who's Truely A Real Man?? by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:45pm On Apr 21, 2015
Not all men are sexually real.....so a real man must be sexually competent and highly professional..

Take note op
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Love Boobs??? by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:41pm On Apr 21, 2015
Lol, only reason I can derive is it sets d pace for a very orgasmic phocking session...the bigger d boobs the longer d stroking....and finally you can rest ur head on them...or just slap em to see em wiggle wiggle ...I heard or read somewhere big boobs makes men live longer na true?
Romance / Re: What Turns You On Guys Only by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:33pm On Apr 21, 2015
MONEY...and when I'm told my vajayjay is very WET come eat it....that's a massive turn on for me.
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi And Fiancée Of 5 Years In Bitter Feud Over Leaked Insta by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:22pm On Apr 21, 2015
Good women are hard to come by these days....

Like Jayz said...You cant turn a bad girl good, cos when she gone bad, nigga she gone forever...

Experience is the best teacher

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Politics / Vice President Elect..disapproves Nollywood's Insincerity To Piracy.. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 11:14am On Apr 17, 2015
Just saw this on Twitter and our vice President Prof Yemi Osinbajo is not happy about the insincerity of Nollywood putting an end to piracy...

I think Nollywood actually encourages it...what do you think?

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