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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Okota Way In Lagos by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:17am On May 24, 2016
Oshodi/apapa express way is decaying daily and our amiable fashola isnt saying anything?

Thats ludicrous.
Celebrities / Re: Oluwatobi Akanbi, T-Rapper Challenges Olamide To A Contest (photo) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 11:34am On Apr 22, 2016
jboy73:
I wonder what Olumide raps that fascinates u idiots.


His chorus makes more sense than his native raps.

Phyno is the only rapper that kills native language.



ThankGod u said olumide....if not i go finish u with all the anger in me...by the way #WhoYouEpp

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Politics / Re: Kachikwu Answering Questions At Senate Over Fuel Scarcity (Photos) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:14am On Mar 30, 2016
odiereke:
Show us d way oh Lord.

He has done that already...all we need is to open our eyes and see the way, like haggar did in the bible...
Investment / Re: Invest In A Showbiz Business : 50-100k ROI Every Month by Mistaarhlohki(m): 2:14am On Mar 29, 2016
Hello there,

I'm quite interested in this business of yours and do have a couple hundreds of thousands of naira to invest in your venture..

My questions are,

1. Are you genuine?

2. What are your track or success records like and can I study them?

3. Where are you located in Nigeria, I'd like to see where my money is going to and how prudently it's going to be utilized?

4. How profitable is this venture likely to be monthly and yearly?

5. Can we meet in person to discuss more about this business of yours?

If you want to reach me with answers to my questions, feel free to send me an email at ola.andru@gmail.com

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Much obliged
Investment / Re: Invest In A Showbiz Business: 50-100k ROI In One Month. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:57am On Mar 29, 2016
I'd love to partner with you, send me a mail to ola.andru@gmail.com

I look forward to hearing from you, soon.
Business / Re: How To Make Legal Income With Your Facebook Account by Mistaarhlohki(m): 1:41am On Mar 29, 2016
Tommylil:
well it not new Nigerian don't appreciate who is ready to help..do you know how much I spent on ebooks and time wasted before I discover a great method.. i believe not everybody will make it..lol..so mr man look for another source and keep searching for free info...I don't care if you are trying to discourage other put do know that it doesn't stop my steady income from facebook..see you at the top bro grin

Sent you a mail..do confirm.
Celebrities / Re: Ay’s Wife, Mabel Makun Breaks Silence On Alleged Marriage Crash by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:27am On Feb 27, 2016
I don't have much to say but my upload down there...#simple

Celebrities / Re: Let's Stop This Folly - The Bread Seller Story Is Fake! by Mistaarhlohki(m): 7:17pm On Feb 20, 2016
tolulakin:
As mouth-watering as the TY Bello/Jumoke Bread Seller, Photobombing story sounds, there are lots of common sense facts that point to the fact that TY Bello is just pulling a fast one on us.

I have always had one understanding of our world and especially our nation. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. I will bring up three or four facts that make me really convinced that this bread seller story is not only a publicity stunt, but it is as well a major fool-the-public drama that TY Bello just used to get into all our heads!

1. Will a bread seller look so good? in the selfie she took with TY Bello, olajumoke was looking so cute that one would begin to wonder if she had been doing facial treatments all her life. But then, what do I know?

2. All of a sudden, she became a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER! How foolish can we be? Just all of a sudden, a programme was to be held in Abuja and olajumoke was invited as the MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER....yes, SPEAKER! The topic was 'If we were the government'... So I asked myself, was she so educated before or did she become a motivational speaker just by virtue of being lucky or someone is just playing a simply stupid fast one on us?

3. Anybody who saw the picture where she allegedly photobombed the Tinie Tempah shoot will probably believe with me that she was a little bit overdressed to be a bread seller. She looked so good I began wondering, did she really photobomb this shoot or was she made up before the shoot?

4. So I heard Sujimoto gave her a house, STANBIC gave her an endorsement deal etc.... For what did a young lady who just got lucky deserve all these publicity and attention? For being lucky? Or for being a recipient of a TY Bello miracle? I guess we should expect an endorsement deal for the young man E-Money just gave a car and cash to if that is the way to deal!

You can call me as many names as you want for my non-conformist ideas....truth is, it will not change my belief that all these PR moves by TY Bello involving Olajumoke are ways of fooling our collective reasoning. I am certain even Basketmouth shares my views....maybe that explains his recent jokes about Olajumoke....he just wanted to tell us we are all being fooled in his usually funny way!

Y'all can keep getting fooled, Olajumoke will not become a prayer point for me for even a minute!





You're just full of hate and fail to realize anything good when you hear or see one..

So you think the story is cooked, im sure you havent achieved anything positive in your life thats why you are hating on the girl..#youneedhelpfromheaven

One thing for sure you dont know how agege bread sellers dress, oh sorry mommy gives you slice bread and makes your tea thats why, right?

2. You dont know the TY bello that i know at all cause if you do, you wont spill jargons from that stinking mouth of yours, she is a family friend and has a heart of gold...im sure youre the type who thinks your parents drivers or house maids should never amount to nothing in life. Yeah na your type be that!!!

3. If you want to find out if the story is true or not, hit me up on pm and i will take u to TY Bello's studio and you will have a renewed mind on how to be the change your country needs...


Myopic thinking Nigerian....#DontHateAppreciate.

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Motors Spotted At The National Assembly Complex (See Photos) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:13pm On Feb 15, 2016
joborskill:
I still don't trust these products going by the antecedents of easterners at producing most things with low standard materials. I won't be surprised if these cars pack up in maximum of 2years. Its better to stick to foreign cars that we've tested and trusted. There are other ways to grow the economy than put Nigerian lives at risk all because an Igbo man is desperate to make money. The senate needs to ban innoson for now undecided undecided

Myopic nigerian, what have u produced or how have u helped to develop Nigeria in your own way..

#shame
Health / Re: Zika Virus Infection Reported In USA by Mistaarhlohki(m): 7:45pm On Feb 03, 2016
STOP SPREADING UNVERIFIED INFO, WATCHED IT ON CNN, ALJAZEERA AND BBC ITS A MOSQUITO TRASMITTED VIRUS NOT A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED ONE. OUT OF TROPICAL SOUTH AMERICA E.G BRAZIL, PERU AND COLOMBIA


angry
Music/Radio / Re: Ola Dips Premieres New Banging Tune Featuring Reminisce Titled “bounce” by Mistaarhlohki(m): 8:49pm On Jan 21, 2016
Hiphop is back....
Politics / Re: The Deplorable State Of Lagos Federal Secretariat Ikoyi - Exclusive Photos by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:14pm On Jan 09, 2016
When will we have a visionary government in this country.. All i see here na residential apartments sort of like a condomium setup for the working class like us...
Naija i hail

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Politics / Re: Pay Me My Money - Fasehun To Buhari by Mistaarhlohki(m): 5:13pm On Dec 23, 2015
This greedy old man who has little or no respect for community development....As powerful and connected as he claims to be, the roads leading to his palatial white house is dilapidated and in a gully like appearance.

All he knows is money, where hes saving it or keeping it we dont know and yet he is in his prime....

No wonder his boys are carving out little fractions within the OPC...

The fate of Tony Montana will befall him soon...


Come to think of it, how can a government pay or recognize Vigilantes as security personnel protecting the Nations Oil Pipelines, who does that?

Its like me paying my younger brothers for satisfying my wife in bed, all becos I have lost my common sense...


He nefa chi chum chin!!!

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Politics / Re: Yuletide: FG Declares Dec. 24, 25, 28 Public Holidays by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:26am On Dec 23, 2015
Demmocrats:
We all know that 24, 25 are public holidays from the beginning of time but we also know that workers won't return to offices until the new year unless you would use toying truck to get them to the offices.


"Towing" and not "toying"
Politics / Re: Kaduna Refinery Restarts Production by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:23am On Dec 22, 2015
CecyAdrian:


Just go back to sleep

We sleep in the same bed, remember?
Education / Re: Ugwo Anacletus Of FUTO Wins N228Million In Entreprenuerial Challenge by Mistaarhlohki(m): 4:49am On Dec 21, 2015
TheSlyone:
People bin benefiting from Dasukigate since independence







Please be reasonable for ones and see the big picture here....must u just talk shit outta ya mouth all the time..

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Politics / Re: Kaduna Refinery Restarts Production by Mistaarhlohki(m): 4:31am On Dec 21, 2015
Specialbaby:
Woaaaaw.



Welcome development.


The effect of changewink


What change, then by january we go hear say the refineries are not working again...

#unserious government
Phones / Re: Obi Worldphones Launches In Nigeria (photos) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:22pm On Dec 19, 2015
Deolaw:
Rubbish! Worst brand of phone I have held all my life. A friend got and on the first day of use, the screen went auto pressing itself with ease. Worse than China phones sef. I didn't even know it was a Nigerian brand before I hated it.


I am not spoiling Nigerian products but if we can't make good standards then let's not bother.




Shame!

Modified: It is not owned be a Nigerian. Whoever makes them makes junks.



Youre a pathetic liar...by the what have u produced or designed in ur life...miserable consumer like u
..
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Buys Her A Jeep For Christmas (photo) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 11:29pm On Dec 18, 2015
Oluwa bless me today cos I dont know tomorrow, as I deh work I deh pray..lord show me love...
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Flaunts Her Dog And Their Cars [PICS] by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:16pm On Dec 16, 2015
ANAMBRA11:
This tin wey iceprince don smash tire


Na u put the condom ontop him deek abi?

#oniroiya

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Romance / Re: The “Green Light” That Tells You She Is ‘really’ In Love With You. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:51pm On Nov 24, 2015
searching4l0ve:


hahaaha. abeg tell me her moniker make i blast the biitch
Nah man, I gat this. Mke I blast am well well then give u the baton
Romance / Re: The “Green Light” That Tells You She Is ‘really’ In Love With You. by Mistaarhlohki(m): 6:30pm On Nov 24, 2015
searching4l0ve:
undecided NIGERIAN GIRLS CAN ONLY GIVE YOU GREEN LIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY TO THROW AROUND NOT BY ALL THOSE EPISTLES YOU WROTE UP THERE. THEIR GREEN LIGHT IS FOR SALE TO GULLIBLE MEN WHO GUARANTEES HER STEADY FLOW OF MONEY WHILE SHE FLEECE HIM CONTINOUSLY IN THE NAME OF LOVE undecided THEY ARE ALL THIEVES THAT SHOULD BE USED AND DUMPED LIKE TISSUE PAPER. SHOW ME A NIGERIAN GIRL THAT DOESN'T LOVE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY AND I WILL SHOW YOU A PREGNANT VIRGIN undecided BUNCH OF HUNGRY POVERTY STRICKEN SMELLING BIITCHES angry


#team foreign girls cool



I just got one off nairaland and she's already asking me how much I'm gonna give her when we meet..

I asked why should I give u money? Then she said for my cab fare and all that..I then said ok, I will send u 20 + 10 for ur upkeep....walahi, na honey she call me next..


#naijagirlsnogetjoy

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Coolfm Flaunts His N7m Rolex Daydate Wristwatch (Pics) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 10:09am On Nov 24, 2015
refreshrate:


Gbamest!!!
Worse still is someone bragging in November 2015 about a 2015 model watch as being first...dude should know what they say about empty barrels.

That him wife wey him talk say wan break him head apparently did more harm than reported to him.

If na dis guy get that kain nestoil building for Akin Adesola na him be say everybody gats pack commot for Nigeria be dat.

How & why it's called "common sense" will forever remain a mystery to me.


Yes now, early this year. He. Showed of a skydweller that he just bought and was acting like the only Nigerian to own it, I told him he's acting like a teenager on pills and he doesn't need. To act like this...

Omo b4 u know @n6oflife attacked me o, and I told him young man, rolex or no rolex, I won't butt lick anyone to be relevant...


Celebs are not doing their jobs, and its we the people that will make dem sit up..

#adultbabies
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Coolfm Flaunts His N7m Rolex Daydate Wristwatch (Pics) by Mistaarhlohki(m): 8:53am On Nov 24, 2015
Let's face the facts, I follow an. Italian - lebanese on IG all he does is sell high-end watches to moneybags, he has a collection well over $150m, he gives out scholarship grants to the less privileged lebanese kids, has an NGO, and has never acted like a backward overgrown baby @daddyfreeze is right now.

I bought 2 rolex watches, a date just and. Skydweller but after rocking them I found out they didn't make me anybetter so I gave them out.

This guy called freeze thinks by flashing watches on iG gives him class or improves his ego, its just making him look stupid and third class...Who has ever seen Jayz show off his Hublot worth $1.5m or yeezy showing off a J&co swagged Out patek..

Nigerians are silly and that's why the govt isn't taking us serious, this is a radio presenter, a journalist who is suppose to be a pain in the neck of the govt for not being responsible enough to crush the MOMAN cabal hoarding our petrol, or the Power cabal that's gotten into the discos to increase electricity bills as generators are becoming obsolete..


#for the record #Daddyfreezeisasellout

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Celebrities / Re: "Late Abubakar Audu Was A Monster", Girl Laments On Twitter by Mistaarhlohki(m): 12:01pm On Nov 23, 2015
She sounds and narrates her story like she was once or still is a serial oloo$ho..#IMO
Politics / Re: Abubakar Audu Is Dead - Sahara Reporters by Mistaarhlohki(m): 10:22pm On Nov 22, 2015
Hehe, hahaha, Kogi pple get. #zerojoy..

James. Bond no get spirikoko bulletproof, click jazz abubakar down
Business / Re: @ by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:19am On Nov 22, 2015
Its still banned, my brother and its so annoying why FG won't let one do business adequately in recycling..

How are things with you? I would like to rub minds with you on the way forward in this virgin industry of ours..

Hope you don't mind?
Business To Business / Re: Done by Mistaarhlohki(m): 9:11am On Nov 22, 2015
Would you also approve to buy from a foreign supplier?
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: New Arrivals Hendo 2wheel Electric Scooter Hoverboards For Sale by Mistaarhlohki(m): 8:46am On Nov 22, 2015
jaymichael:
Ya but I live on an Island, our ground is sandy.

You can use it domestically at home and probably when you go to public places like shopping malls, parks and the likes of it...

Trust me you will love these bad boys, its gonna give you much value for your money.

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