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PropertiesRe: Tallest Residential Sprayed Concrete Tower To Be Built In Lagos by misterjosh(m): 5:53pm On Jul 24, 2014
IjogzK: Eko ni Ile... Though it's most likely gonna be super expensive.

With Banana Island, Lekki, Eko Atlantic, This new one, hopefully most of the wealthy guyz staying in GRA, Magodo and Co can move there, while we at Alagbado Crossing, Okokomaiko and Agegunle can move to their former places.

All na growth.
Guy u get planning sense, but it might not apun lyk dat. Some pple r so greedy nd just lyk acquiring wealth for themselves.
EducationRe: My Parents Thinks I Cant Succeed With The Course Am Studying In Uni by misterjosh(m): 11:10am On Jul 24, 2014
herald9: as if the bitttch could even handle her kitchen knife properly...
The dude wanted opinions...i gave mine...you cld have aired yours too instead of trolling the thread and lookin for who to sink ur dirty claws on...
If i wanted to kill myself i'll climb ur ego nd jump to ur IQ.


It must really hurt to bark but can't bite.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Ouch
EducationRe: My Parents Thinks I Cant Succeed With The Course Am Studying In Uni by misterjosh(m): 10:59am On Jul 24, 2014
sisiafrika: shut up! Its " I'm " not " am ". I'm is the short of 'I am'. 'Am' doesn't come in!
Aunty small small, u be tisha for real life... If yes u go wicked ooo.
SportsRe: Omar Can't Stop Making Me Laugh by misterjosh(m): 10:44am On Jul 24, 2014
Krasid: That one is omar akatugba.
Yep, exactly.
SportsRe: Omar Can't Stop Making Me Laugh by misterjosh(m): 8:55am On Jul 24, 2014
WoodcrestMayor: I don't know the other Omar u talking about but this Omar illustrates for goal.com
Ok they're different, though d one I'm talking of is also a sports analyst. I used to listen to him on Top radio.
SportsRe: Iheanacho In Man City's Starting Line-up by misterjosh(op): 8:38am On Jul 24, 2014
Oh my goodnessssssss!!! I can't bilivit I'm on ze front page, greatest feeling ever. Am just waking up, I slept late cos of ze match. Congrats to Iheanacho I see him playing quite regularly in EPL nxt season. Special thanks to PHCN for honouring our agreement nd also etisalat for ze smooth network, biggest thanks to GOD for allowing me to be alaif this moment.
SportsIheanacho In Man City's Starting Line-up by misterjosh(op): 2:18am On Jul 24, 2014
Yesss he made it to their starting list for their friendly aqainst Kansas City nd he is sporting jersey number 72.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by misterjosh(m): 8:28am On Jul 23, 2014
softsparkyy: Yes she is a tomboy.
I used to behave like that until I tried that with my dad,I held his neck, trying to show him the undertaker smackdown (wrestling) .The man gave me the beating of my life.
Since that day my life changed.
Chei sori, it's still rili gud for ladies to b athletic nd active, but not too much of dat.
SportsRe: Omar Can't Stop Making Me Laugh by misterjosh(m): 8:24am On Jul 23, 2014
Sori d Omar dat made dat pix, is he d same Omar of Top sports on Top radio?
SportsRe: Omar Can't Stop Making Me Laugh by misterjosh(m): 8:21am On Jul 23, 2014
heatmeup: chelsea the noise is too much
A new era has kum, d noise is going to reduce. D boys will do d talking on the pitch.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa's ANC Calls Israeli Ambassador To Leave The Country by misterjosh(m): 7:53am On Jul 23, 2014
realone2012: God Bless the South Africans!!
This is the 2nd good thing that I will be witnessing coming out of that country after hosting the 2010 World Cup.

Okay fine, you guyz are supporting Israel because Hamas and his people have been bombarding them with rockets. Why cant Israel as a developed country try as much as possible to find these people (Hamas)?
As they claim Hamas is the terrorist not the 'People of Palestine', but who are they bombing now?
They have been killing innocent CHILDREN for days now. Just imagine Russia did the same thing when Ukraine was having problem with them. Lets all imagine what the likes of USA would do, just because Ukraine is part of NATO and since the DEFENSELESS PEOPLE OF PALESTINE are not they are free to die.
The UK keep selling weapons to Israel, USA keep giving Israel money to buy weapons, and later some people would be here to celebrate Israel triumph. Cant we try to stop being HYPOCRITICAL for once?
ISRAEL IS A BULLY!!!

GOOD BLESS THE CITY OF ILORIN!
GOOD BLESS NIGERIA!!
GOOD BLESS AFRICA!!!
Hey d ground invasion is to fish out Hamas members nd also destroy their rocket firing posts. Civilians av been asked to leave some certain areas before operations commenced, so those left now r either sympathisers of Hamas or outright members.
EducationRe: Imo State Emerges As The Winner Of NNPC Annual National Quiz Competition 2014 by misterjosh(m): 11:47pm On Jul 22, 2014
Unah well done oo
PoliticsRe: CLEARED: Presidency’s Debt Mgt Office Gives Osun Clean Bill Of Health by misterjosh(m): 8:17pm On Jul 22, 2014
LeOstrich: States like Akwa Ibom and Delta are creating wealth and redistributing it but in Osun aregberascak odenni is pounding his chest that he can borrow and repay.
those two aforementioned states r oil producing states, so they shuld b aboe to sustain themselves with borrowing.
SportsRe: Omar Can't Stop Making Me Laugh by misterjosh(m): 2:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
Come to Chelsea, we've got lots to offer this coming season.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by misterjosh(m): 9:14am On Jul 22, 2014
Chaleeee: Please I want matured advice only.

I met this quiet, sweet, ebony chic when I went to my alma mater (Great Ife) to apply for my transcript. She's a student a polytechnic in town. As a sharp boy, I quickly started a conversation with her not minding that we are in a bus and other commuters could deduce from my line of conversation that I was pschying her cheesy cheesy grin. Long story short, I got her cell phone number. I started calling her afterwards

Coincidentally and fortunately enough for me, she stays in the part of Lagos where I reside. After 4 days of calls and continuous toasting, she agreed to be my girlfriend. This chic sweet die I swear!!

Now her school is on break so she's in Lagos. Thus begin a relation that I've now come to be fearful of. My chic is very lively and personable. She never runs out of topic to discuss and trust me, it's never boring whenever she's around its been 3 weeks now but there is a but.....

My girlfriend likes practical joke and like hitting me. At first it started playfully like she would punch me in the stomach and tell me she's checking if I'm strong and I would laugh and suck up the pain..... like a man. Later this play escalated to punches in the face, biting me on any part of my body she deems fit (I no know if she be Suarez cousin), trying to strangle me at times. At first I will just let her beat me. Later I started hitting her back but softly because she's a delicate flower to me. I put up with all these "plays" because most times it leads to a mind blowing sex. Emphasis on "BLOWING". Then 3 days ago, she added another dimension to it.

I returned from work later... She call my cell to tell me she's coming over to spend the night. I was happy because her visit will help me relieve the stress I went through during the day. When she came, she made me a meal while I went to take a cold shower. On getting into the bedroom, my babe suddenly pounced on me and punched me in my scrotum. I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. She had to run to the next flat to call my neighbors. That night, my instrument no gree stand at all. The pain was so much that I had to call my boss that I was sick the next day.

Now she's back and still playing her freaky kind of play. I don't want to hurt her feelings and I want her to be herself whenever she's with me but I want this devilish play to stop. Nairaland peeps, abeg I need advise on how to go about it.
U don enter am, is she a tomboy or wat... All these her play ehn...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Elephant Raju Cries After Being Rescued From 50 Years Of Suffering In Chains by misterjosh(m): 3:36pm On Jul 21, 2014
Hurray!!! Who will come nd free Naija...
HealthRe: US Widow Awarded $23.6bn Tobacco Payout by misterjosh(m): 12:47pm On Jul 21, 2014
talk2smat: A Florida jury has awarded the widow of a chain-smoker who died of lung cancer punitive damages of more than $23bn in her case against the RJ Reynolds Tobacco, the nation's second-largest cigarette maker. The judgment, returned on Friday night in a Pensacola court, was the largest in Florida history in a wrongful death lawsuit filed by an individual, according to the woman's legal team. Cynthia Robinson, of Pensacola, sued the cigarette maker, whose brands include Camel, in 2008 over the death of her husband, Michael Johnson. Johnson smoked up to 60 cigarettes a day for more 20 years and died of lung cancer in 1996 aged 36

"He couldn't quit. He was smoking the day he died," lawyer Chris Chestnut told the Reuters news agency on Saturday. After four weeks of hearings and 15 hours of jury deliberations, the jury said that the tobacco company was negligent in informing Robinson's husband, that smoking causes lung cancer and that nicotine is highly addictive.Compensatory damages of $7.3 million were awarded to the widow and the couple's child, and $9.6 million to Johnson's son from a previous relationship. The jury also awarded Robinson $23.6bn in punitive damages, according to the verdict forms. This wasn't a runaway jury, it was a courageous one-Chris Chestnut, plaintiff's lawyer

'Runaway verdict'

Jeffery Raborn, the vice-president and assistant general counsel for RJ Reynolds, said in a statement quoted by the New York Times that the company planned to challenge "this runaway verdict". "This verdict goes far beyond the realm of reasonableness and fairness and is completely inconsistent with the evidence presented," he said. Such industry appeals are often successful. A $28bn ruling against the tobacco firm Philip Morris in 2002 was reduced on appeal to $28m. Robinson's lawsuit originally was part of a large class-action litigation known as the "Engle case" filed in 1994 against tobacco companies.

A jury in that case returned a verdict in 2000 in favour of the plaintiffs, awarding $145bn in punitive damages, which at the time was the largest such judgment in US history. That award, however, was overruled in 2006 by the Florida supreme court, saying that the group was too disparate and each smoker smoked for different reasons. However, the court said individual cases could be filed. The Florida high court also let stand the jury's findings that cigarettes are defective, dangerous and cause disease, and that tobacco firms were negligent, meaning those issues did not have to be re-examined in future cases.

Credit: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2014/07/us-widow-wins-236bn-tobacco-payout-201472004712110239.html
. Chei, the lawyer(s) that represented her done hammer too, no b only her.
CareerRe: Best Paid Degrees In Nigeria (THE BITTER TRUTH) by misterjosh(m): 12:18am On Jul 21, 2014
alentyno: No it stands for International Oil companies
Thnks, I was quite close.
CareerRe: Best Paid Degrees In Nigeria (THE BITTER TRUTH) by misterjosh(m): 11:37pm On Jul 20, 2014
alentyno: Lol @exmay I pity lawyers sha........ And as for big firms it has always been about survival of the fittest e.g I was shocked to discover that the IPS in UNIPORT normally shortlist just 20 pips each year despite thousands of applicants that do apply; why? Becos if u manage to graduate from that skul eh! You are a big boy! Cos IOC's esp Total always retain them. Dats why nowadays when i see young engineers being paid 11m/yr @ total I don't blame them at all becos they passed through a very serious furnance
Pls does IOC mean indigenous oil companies?
PoliticsRe: 22 Anti-impeachment Protesters Arrested In Nassarawa by misterjosh(m): 9:04am On Jul 20, 2014
patriotic007: a governor who does not have the backing of his assembly but instead follows tinubu and buhari up and down deserves to be impeached
So dats ur own basis for impeaching a governor
CrimeRe: Two Bank Workers, Eight Others Die In Modakeke Osun State Robbery by misterjosh(m): 9:01am On Jul 20, 2014
Mogidi: Boko haram, the APC's armed wing has been doing this for years, anyway I just hope the APC hierarchy has not approved this one. It won't be out of place for the local APC members to resort to bank robbery to fund Osun election.


P:S
For the record, APC is led by one Tinubu.
This early morning...
CrimeRe: Two Bank Workers, Eight Others Die In Modakeke Osun State Robbery by misterjosh(m): 9:00am On Jul 20, 2014
eeyah
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa : Ombatse Backs Al -makura ’ S Impeachment by misterjosh(m): 8:57am On Jul 20, 2014
hmm... Let me go nd drink water first
FoodRe: Where Does The Word 'garri' Come From? by misterjosh(m): 8:44am On Jul 20, 2014
Dayvhid: Yes, its local name iz garri no, itz english name iz garri quote me if am wrong dnt insalt?
English name is cassava flakes
FoodRe: Where Does The Word 'garri' Come From? by misterjosh(m): 8:43am On Jul 20, 2014
krall: AY TV has asked me this now zoeee is asking me again

To all spacebookers If this make frontpage lemme die.
Heeheeheeheeheeeehee, b careful wat u say, hope u're still alive sha...
FashionRe: Miss Akwa Ibom, Iheoma Nnadi Wins MBGN 2014! by misterjosh(m): 8:30am On Jul 20, 2014
priscaoge: Nope, each of the girls representing the named states are not actually from that particular state. But according to Bruce,as from next year,anyone representing any state must be an indigene of that state. E.g Any girl representing Anambra must be an Anambrarian,et al.
Thanks, dat hw it's meant to av been since. We can see d Miss World, only citizens of a particular country can rep them.
PoliticsRe: Onitsha 2nd Niger Bridge: Massive Work Ongoing (pictures) by misterjosh(m): 11:46pm On Jul 19, 2014
Scout60: From your arguement, I guess you are between 18_21 yrs and nairaland have created hate in u towards ibos.
1. what are those people inside the machine doing are they joking or playing. Leave hate alone. I live at onitsha, I use to pass that river niger to supply goods to benin customers. I must tell u work is going on there. Ask people because this bridge connects west to east. So people know that work is going on. Right now, they are drainining the river mouth for the bridge foundation.
2. Where is coscharis, the second richest man in lagos after dangote.
Where is philip the founder of the fastest computer on earth.
Where is ibeto. Owner of ibeto cement.
where is innoson, the owner of innoson motors.
Where is chike obi, the maths professor.
Where is chimamda, chinua achebe jnr.
Where is capital oil nd oando oil.
Real ibo men rulers of business world.
Hello, u might wanna edit ur post, d CEO Oando oil is Jubril .A. Tinubu. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Onitsha 2nd Niger Bridge: Massive Work Ongoing (pictures) by misterjosh(m): 11:35pm On Jul 19, 2014
Smartsyn: you'll be amazed at how those guys will beat the deadline.

I would've doubt if it's not JB, but we'll only have to wait and see.
Wat's d JB u guys r even shouting. Go nd check their history, it's dubious contracts frm successive Nigerian govts that has made them this big. When they first arrived Nigeria they weren't even a major force in d construction industry of their home country.

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