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RomanceRe: Young Man Shares Loved-up Photos Of His Big-Sized Girlfriend (Photos) by misterjosh(m): 6:27pm On Mar 25, 2021
Dangerous love
FamilyRe: NDLEA Drug-free Certificates To Be Requirement Before Marriage -buba Marwa by misterjosh(m): 12:25am On Mar 25, 2021
How did this kind of man get to that post... undecided
PoliticsRe: Army, Police Raid ESN Camps In Aba, Kill 16 IPOB's ESN Operatives (Photos) by misterjosh(m): 5:57pm On Mar 24, 2021
Now we get to see pictures of actual bodies, but when it's news from the other side of the country, we only get to read press releases without pictorial backup.
PoliticsRe: FG Delegation Arrives In Katsina Over Central Market Fire by misterjosh(m): 10:43am On Mar 24, 2021
Oh my gisos, to do what exactly... undecided
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Demolishes Houses Of Oshiomhole’s Allies In Benin (Photos) by misterjosh(m): 10:41am On Mar 24, 2021
If these demolitions are indeed illegal and done to spite Oshiomole, Obaseki should better remember he won't be in the government house forever.
BusinessRe: Is Lagos A Good Place To Build A Refinery Like Dangote Refinery? by misterjosh(m): 11:02pm On Mar 21, 2021
Environmental pollution of various kinds are bound to happen down the line, no two ways about it.
CrimeRe: Female Child Kidnapper Caught In Ijora Badia, Lagos, Burnt To Ashes (Graphic) by misterjosh(m): 3:16am On Mar 19, 2021
Nawa oo, were they now able to information that could lead to the recovery of the still missing children undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Update On Moremi International Market, Ile-Ife, Osun State (Pictures) by misterjosh(m): 6:51am On Mar 17, 2021
Ooni no try for this one ooo. He should have at least put in half the energy he put in while constructing his resort center. I don't see this attracting any international trade. Ooni can do better than this.
PoliticsRe: Attempt By Bandits To Kidnap Turkish Students In Kaduna Foiled By Troops – Army by misterjosh(m): 10:24am On Mar 13, 2021
You claim to engage in gun fight with bandits attempting to kidnap students, miraculously none of the students sustained any bullet wounds, no report of casualties or injuries on the side of the army, also no reports of capture of any bandits, dead or alive.
Now let's go back to Lekki toll gate saga, this was no gunfight, first you claimed to be at the scene with only rubber bullets, later switched to saying you actually had real bullets but shot in the air. We sad pictures and videos of supposed protesters with varying bullets wounds.
Now let's compare both incidents, one the hand there was a claim of gunfight, yet no reports of injuries to any of the parties involved. One the other hand, only one party was armed, yet there were cases of gunshot wounds.
I am not coming to any conclusions, just trying to make sense of both incidents.
PoliticsRe: Ibori's Loot Will Fund 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos–Ibadan, Abuja–Kano Expressways by misterjosh(m): 8:46am On Mar 11, 2021
All these never ending projects that are just avenues to reloot public funds.
CrimeRe: Woman In Hotel With Kano Hisbah Official, Sani Rimo Is His Daughter by misterjosh(m): 8:42am On Mar 11, 2021
And it took them this long to come out and say this. Bloody hypocrites.
When they were been whisked away they didn't have mouth to say they were father and daughter shey... undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Performance Will Earn APC 2023 Presidency — Akpabio by misterjosh(m): 11:51pm On Mar 10, 2021
Does this even make any sense angry
PoliticsRe: Apapa Gridlock: E-Callup Ticket Forgery Uncovered By Lagos Traffic Team by misterjosh(m): 12:11pm On Mar 10, 2021
Simple solution; let each e-ticket have a barcode that contains registration details of the truck it's issued to. Task force members will be equipped with barcode scanners(this can even be done with mobile phones) to scan tickets at their various checkpoints. If 100 drivers like they should photocopy a single ticket, when the ticket is scanned the real owner of the ticket will be displayed.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Orders Indefinite Suspension Of NURTW In Ondo by misterjosh(m): 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2021
You suspend NURTW indefinitely but learn RTEAN. Potato, POTATO... What's the difference between the two angry
PoliticsRe: Army Warns Gumi, Others Against Unguarded Utterances by misterjosh(m): 6:15am On Mar 09, 2021
Statement he said since when... You people are just waking up shey. I wonder why such dubious character is still allowed to be roaming freely.
FamilyRe: Mother Of Two Dies During Sex Romp With Lover In Adamawa by misterjosh(m): 9:31am On Mar 07, 2021
Shouldn't autopsy be the top priority here, or why the beating around the bush undecided
PoliticsRe: 112: FG To Build Uber-Like National Emergency Ambulance Service by misterjosh(m): 9:20am On Mar 07, 2021
Something that was down without no much fanfares during the #EndSARS protests.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: I Averted Another Civil War In Nigeria by misterjosh(m): 7:31pm On Mar 06, 2021
Joker
FoodRe: CNN Travel Lists Banga Soup, Groundnut Soup Among 20 Of The World's Best Soups by misterjosh(m): 7:27pm On Mar 06, 2021
You see that groundnut soup ehn, it doesn't get enough credit at all.
PoliticsRe: Army Declares 101 Soldiers Wanted, Freezes Bank Accounts - Peoples Gazette by misterjosh(m): 7:08pm On Mar 03, 2021
What if some are casualties of the attack... Just saying...
EducationRe: Ado-Ekiti Poly Rector Accused Of Investing N1Bn Lecturers Salaries In Bitcoin by misterjosh(m): 7:02pm On Mar 03, 2021
Nawa
PoliticsRe: Dangote Wants Only Refinery License Holders To Import Fuel by misterjosh(m): 7:12pm On Feb 28, 2021
What's your own with import license again, shebi you want to be refining locally already...
PoliticsRe: FG To Sell Oil In Naira To Dangote Refinery by misterjosh(m): 1:12pm On Feb 28, 2021
QuotaSystem:
Dangote's refinery will definitely be a game changer for the Nigerian economy.

What a genius strategy. Imagine a scenario where other African countries would be looking for Nigerian Naira in order to purchase Nigerian Petroleum Products. It would increase the organic demand for our currency thereby boosting its value significantly.



This does not make sense. There is no way Dangote's petrol would be more expensive because not only has the issue of landing cost been eliminated since we're no longer importing, but the market has also been deregulated (which is why we suffer price hikes whenever price of crude or USD rises).

You're right about elimination of subsidy which will save us significant amounts of money, but even greater benefits would come from saving millions of USD daily that would have been wasted to import refined petrol (a whopping 41% of our forex saved); further boosting our foreign reserves and the value of the Naira. The multiplier benefits from job creation and development of allied industries to support the refinery and petrochemical plant are better imagined.

Finally, the disgraceful economic anomaly wherein the 6th largest oil producer in the world is one of the biggest importers of petrol from less endowed countries, and continuously suffers whenever crude prices rise instead of enjoying the largesse like fellow oil producers, will finally come to an end thanks to Dangote's refinery. I wish him the best and I'm excited for Nigeria.
We all thought production of rice locally would bring down the price of rice, but here we are today.
I really hope same thing doesn't happen when the refinery starts operation in full.

Look at this scenario, if other outside buyers come offering dollars for the same products that we local consumer want to pay naira for, who do you think will get top priority...
I hope there will a policy in place that ensures local market is satisfied first, otherwise na one chance we go enter o.
CrimeRe: Nigeria To Take Delivery Of The First Batch Of JF-17 Fighters From Pakistan Soon by misterjosh(m): 12:52pm On Feb 28, 2021
Nawa ooo, small Pakistan shuu
PoliticsRe: Kidnapped Zamfara Schoolgirls Released by misterjosh(m): 12:37pm On Feb 28, 2021
No mention of a single arrest, safe to say some palms have been greased.
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu: MASSOB Gives Smart Adeyemi 3 Days To Apologise by misterjosh(m): 10:51am On Feb 26, 2021
Or what... cheesy
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Threatens To Kill Pastor Bulus Yakuru, Issues Wednesday Deadline by misterjosh(m): 10:49am On Feb 26, 2021
It is well
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap 300 Schoolgirls In Jangebe, Zamfara State by misterjosh(m): 10:25am On Feb 26, 2021
Even with the perceived heightened security in this state, such large number of persons can be bundled away without being noticed... Nawa o
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Abduct Fufu Sellers In Ogun, Demand ₦10 Million Ransom by misterjosh(m): 4:09pm On Feb 25, 2021
Seeing the post title alone just made me laugh
HealthRe: Lagos Commences Construction Of New Massey Street Children’s Hospital by misterjosh(m): 6:22am On Feb 25, 2021
If only Lagos had had one more governor like Pa Jakande, Lagos would have gone way past it's current state of development.
AgricultureRe: What Does It Take To Own A Cow Farm? by misterjosh(m): 9:13am On Feb 24, 2021
First concern is land, if you'll grow fodder that the cows will eat then you'll consider getting a larger space.
Then comes selecting the right species to breed.
You can learn a thing or two or YouTube.
Then it'll be nice to have a veterinarian not too far than you can consult.
All these are being said with the assumption that you have necessary funding available.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Blasts Sheikh Gumi Over Herdsmen Killings by misterjosh(m): 6:03pm On Feb 23, 2021
tsephanyah:
Bastard from the lineage of the most corrupt gene in the world. Come to Nigeria, I dare you. Attention seeking bastard just posting on twitter to stay relevant amongst your deadbeat criminals. You people are funny, posting stupid things against the government so that your White masters will not send you parking. Fools they all thought Buhari will give them shady contract to steal. After they realize it will not happen, they turn to political activists.
I've been noticing comments from this character and can't help but wonder what goes on in your head... The things you spill sometimes are just baffling.

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