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Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Misternas89(m):
Ugandatales:
That's so nice. What state are you guys from? I'm really curious to know.
You be questionnairehuh This one you are always eager to know eager to know. Na so u Dey follow one babe wey understand 5 languages u dey eager to know her. Mr Eager
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NASIMS Portal Issues by Misternas89(m): 7:07am On May 31, 2021
CivilianJTF:
E wan come dey form one hack lord for here... grin
You can imagine ooo grin. Normally, he was supposed to tell the guy to be careful with his email and other sensitive infos on a public forum. At least that would have been the best advice, doing like a tech guru with his techno pop2f 1G,32gb capacity grin grincheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NASIMS Portal Issues by Misternas89(m): 4:17pm On May 30, 2021
CivilianJTF:
No mind am[center][/center] grin
Those guys dey always call themselves Wetin dem no be jare.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NASIMS Portal Issues by Misternas89(m): 2:00pm On May 30, 2021
Belial06:
I would have taught you a bitter lesson now about showing your email publicly

But as an N-power guy you are already having it tough in life so you don't need the stress and wahala

Be wise next time
Una go dey do like guru, wetin u wan take his email do?? Mine is afeeztope77@gmail.com, so render it useless if u can. Teach me the lesson abeg
Sports › Re: Chelsea Players, Coach Celebrate Champions League Final Win (Photos, Video) by Misternas89(m): 10:32am On May 30, 2021
Reelmii:
in this regime, person dey bet 300k......hmmm
No be say he stake that 300k bro. Na that 300 he wan win. Though people dey like that wey be high stakers. But this bros wan win the 300k ni, no be say he put that money
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 9:17am On May 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
Na you wey get mrs I go dey ask grin

Abeg, I have packed.y bags. grin
Women sha shocked shocked. How u take know say I get Mrs Aunty Doggedfighter huh
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 8:40am On May 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
This watermelon picture no here oo grin grin grin
Until we japa cheesy
Make we go together ? Abi bros no go allow that grin
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 8:15am On May 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
Hahahahahahaha.

No be only neurosurgeon grin

They don't know how it's with us.

Even when I need answers on issues after reading their suggestions, I will be like where and how do I apply this now grin grin
Maybe na when we both comot for this country to their own country the application to their suggested answers go work. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 8:06am On May 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
You got it right on Quora. grin

Whatsapp is just for chats and group meetings . No time to view status grin
Quora question be like;
Tell us what questions your uncle who’s a neurosurgeon always ask when he’s through with surgery? I go con dey laff say wia I wan see uncle abi family wey be neurosurgeon or whatever. I go just laff, read comments and close the tab jejely cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 8:03am On May 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
You got it right on Quora. grin

Whatsapp is just for chats and group meetings . No time to view status grin
Strictly chat is the deal jare, me wey my guys go dey call me sometimes if I still dey whatsapp so. As I no go post and I no go still check ur status.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 7:57am On May 30, 2021
Patriotic9ja, thank you for yesterday once again baba mi. Loke loke by God’s grace cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 7:53am On May 30, 2021
doggedfighter:
1) Nairaland

2) Whatsapp

Quora sometimes


These are social media for me.

Yes , can't do without Nairaland.

The comments can make me burst into laughter.
Lately, I started following quora too but their topic most times is “western-like” and only people in developed countries can relate and comment. Imagine some stories I read on quora sometimes this week about a neurosurgeon, virologist, been a caregivers. But on nairaland, most topics are relatable and one can easily chips in his/her contribution, ideas and views anytime.
WhatsApp wey boys don spoil, na sapa this sapa that, cut soap for me stuffs u go dey see for status.
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 7:43am On May 30, 2021
thesicilian:
Maybe it's because you don't have a very demanding job
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Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 7:42am On May 30, 2021
Deborah98:
Thought I was alone,now my family wants me to rent a two bedroom apartment here lolzzzzz grin, I like the forum alot don't really know why or maybe because I get updates on what's happening around Nigeria and globally and then the cruise too.
Yes baby, the updates on here is top notch i must tell you
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 7:31am On May 30, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
I do same because Twitter and Instagram is heavy and drains data
Twitter fair, but you see that instagram na data scooper. Na my guy like twitter as if his life depends on it
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 7:30am On May 30, 2021
WiszyFraud:
That’s the addiction.


The secret is; you just wanna stay updated on happenings in Nigeria, and the rest of the world.

Welcome to Nairaland
wink
You can say that once again bro. Peace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 7:23am On May 30, 2021
donbrowser:
Shey because of the fluidity and mobility rubbish he's saying
Lol grin cheesy. D guy don use “scamming” grammar entice the poor guy.....fluidity, mobility, ruggedity, transquity etc lol
Jokes Etc › I Can’t Do Without Checking Nairaland Daily. Am I addicted? by Misternas89(op): 7:10am On May 30, 2021
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and I dey greet all Chelsea fans on this lovely forum......SKY IS ALWAYS BLUE, BLUES 4 LIFE Ooo. Lest i 4get, e be like say person fit dey addicted to Nairaland ooo.

I can’t wake up early in the morning without checking and refreshing nairaland page to the extent my wife always asks jokingly; are they paying you on nairaland? Abi kilo fa addiction bayii lol. It started during my undergraduate days in the year 2008-2012 for unilorin, one of my egbon for street wey we been come from the same local government like nairaland sotey e dey always dey standby on his laptop first tab anytime twice on Sunday grin cheesy.

That egbon is always checking auto section to check who wan sell car as he’s a car freak. He was able to buy at least 2 cars from nairaland auto section during my stay for Ilorin that time( pencil Camry and Honda EOD).
Now guys how can you rate ur addiction to this wonderful forum on the scale of 1-10, mine should be 8/10, the remaining 2 Na maybe when I Dey sleep sha.

Let’s have fun guys and happy Sunday to you all. cheesy cheesy

Cc; Lalasticlala, MYND44, make una help me reason this to front page

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 12:40am On May 30, 2021
I swear to God I shed tears as I dey see the rate guys and ladies keeps pasting their account details. Truly, this time is really hard cry cry cry. I hope and pray everything turns out good and great, people r truly suffering. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s be prayerful, focused and be determined as I believe things r getting better soon. With perseverance, iyanu ma shele by God’s grace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 12:17am On May 30, 2021
Patriotic9ja:
Done....
God bless you real good Baba. Received with thanks grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 12:16am On May 30, 2021
Kokoboss:
you'll live long Patriotic9ja. I received the alert now.. Misternas89 thanks boss. Patriotic9ja sent it now.
Oya now brotherly, told u God is always merciful. Don’t forget to always bless people too when God answer ur prayers. Stay blessed brotherly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 11:21pm On May 29, 2021
Kokoboss:
Naso I missed that 1k as that bros no see my digit well.. This night no good for me.. I was already happy. Please someone should please bless me for tomorrow. No food again... 00298713.10
Sterling Bank. More blessings...
Bros what will be will be, I pasted my account details too but didn’t see anything. You’ve been surviving b4 today and surely you shall continues to......what if Chelsea no playhuh What if he never mentioned he would be doing giveaways?? What if u no get sub to be online here to paste ur accounthuh What if u wake up to someone blessing u with something more than the 1khuh Always be positive brotherly. Na 67 naira dey my account as I Dey type like this, u con dey reason say ur night no good cos patriotic9ja no bless you with 1k? U go survive am just like me too. Stay positive and be prayerful.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 11:12pm On May 29, 2021
Goodoption:
Baba o
Please I want to see my teeth grin

Abeg oo anything

2132199726
UBA
Og. O. J
U want to see ur teeth kehuh Pluck am comot with plier na. Abi Wetin u think ?? grin grin. People r so funny sha....he wanna see his teeth
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:46pm On May 29, 2021
Patriotic9ja:
Done
This one wey u don skip me no good oo alaye Patriotic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:41pm On May 29, 2021
derbykol:
Up Chelsea!!!
4 life baby kiss wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:31pm On May 29, 2021
dudusky007:
Correct score 1-0 and Chelsea was my last game on ticket. My chelsea..not just Chelsea but the KING OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MADE ME WON 178K for this bad government..God I thank you
Mr Dudu, Abeg bless me ooo. I been wan stake Chelsea win either half but money do ojoro for my sporty. Thanks in advance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:29pm On May 29, 2021
Odinaka00:
Chai 8 more mons make I hit 4.5 milli pool Oluwa answer me ooo
Bro no forget me ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:19pm On May 29, 2021
derbykol:
You don't write anybody off
U can say that again dearie kiss kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:18pm On May 29, 2021
Patriotic9ja:
Infact paste..... 1st 10 to paste aza go receive bluez alertz
2081335903. Zenith, thanks man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:16pm On May 29, 2021
MikeMicheal:
Just won 400K.
Chelsea is too much!
Congrats Mr Mike cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 10:00pm On May 29, 2021
Chelsea don do am. Up Chelsea.......Blues 4 life grin grin grin grin grin. Who go celebrate am 4 us bayiiii
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Misternas89(m): 9:59pm On May 29, 2021
Officialetila:
If I win this 200k I go do giveaway for nairaland.chelsea please help me.
I am here too cheesy

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