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tolakush92:
I no fit thief

But I fit repair your phone

I fit sell phone for you

I Dey swap

I Dey ikeja

Hope you no be another Mr Psalm wey dey scam

OmoManU:
Ogo Offa

You can say that again omoluabi.

yenereal:
Send me an email. I will assist. Her own is very simple. Click on my profile and you will see *send email to yenereal*

I’ve sent an email to you already. Lol, it’s funny how you were teaching me on how to send a DM tho. Since 2015, e don tey small

My wife’s issue is that there’s a difference between the Date of birth on her Npower data base details and her BVN Date of birth. As such, She’s unable to download/print her posting letter. Even till now that she’s gone to make the correction of the one in BVN, the portal is still showing the same thing"Your date of birth did not match your BVN details"
She has sent them several mails, all to no avail as there’s no response from the NASIM
Please anyone with an idea about the way out for her please??!

hakeemhakeem:
She has a right to dream inrrespective of what tvc might be paying her

Mr AK it is “irrespective” and not “inrrespective“ No pun intended tho

SilasIBB:
No. of God, I don't mean to attracts negative attention tho. I don't think anyone will even view this. Sorry ma/sir

At all please, you don’t have to be sorry. You are of age to really know what’s the best for you. Stay safe and stay wise, uploading your personal pics on the forum is not healthy.......I RISE

ValCon888:
The only time you know an egg has expired in Naija is when you crack it open and the foul stench chases you out of your house.

Guy abeg na, u don make me dey laff like say I sniffed a laughing gas

keeper303:
Have you tried it on him? Did it improve his situation?

Yes I’ve tried it on him, little improvement was observed. But I’ve stopped lately due to some financial constraints. Snails for where I dey now na gold+diamond put together. And guy man don over spent with zero account balance. All is well sha.....Thanks for the mention brotherly.

meritadavize1:
Try traditional ways bro, mix peak milk with water collected from snail, break that pointed part of snail, collect the shining water from it n mix with the milk, to be taking morning and night

You are a real Gee I must confess. I’ve been waiting on someone to types this snail water + milk. Exactly what was prescribed for my Popsy too

SilasIBB:
Silas M. EL-JADUNMI

Silas, hope there’s nothing wrong sha??

euniquea:
I just bought a new phone from jumia and I was unable to access whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram... I nearly called jumia to come and collect the phone back...its well

Euniquea; babe you shouldn’t have uploaded a white and black picture of you, that won’t do justice to ur skin that glows like milk. How do I show my wife ur cream truly makes one skin glow when ur pic is on white and black. #MyLittleobservation
#NoPunIntended

OBTOREPA:
Please I would loved to be your friend.

Seems I know you somewhere Pls is ur surname Simpson? Way back from secondary school tho. You must be Simpson

hopexter:
Pray make your own come, no let envy give you high blood pressure. Abiola is not yahoo smart, there are some who can tell lol. Na pure comedy !!

Hoihoihoihoi, I laugh in Swahili. Baba there’s nothing like someone is not yahoo smart ooo, don’t be deceived by the look abeg. Cos na Yoruba he too dey use communicate for hin skit abi ? Lol

RichyAD:
He's in the Nigerian army , has no time for yahoo

Nigerian Navy precisely. He’s a Naval Personnel

folks4luv:
But I'm not a fan na. Tried to follow the show many times but taaaaaah!

Maybe it’s because you never had interest on the show “ab initio”

Solofresh2:
Shut up!
You will come here online to shade men
And the truth is that you can live without those same men
Rubbish!

“You can’t “

Nanaborga:
SMH, parents this days are not ashamed to show off their failures in parenting , in our days they would have disown such public disgrace . Na wa oooo, I forget say the mother na her role model for the ............ business , speeeeeeew

This day, these days. No pun intended tho....Stay safe

Emarvel:
What makes you think he is coming back to live in the house?? How many persons for yankee dey come back come live for 9ja?
Why would a house be somewhere and his parents will be living in rentage.

Baba Op never tell us say na yankee he dey ooo. E fit be Cyprus, Turkey or all these shenanigans abeg. All abroad no be yankee but yankee sef na abroad. Thank you

folks4luv:
Didnt follow the show, not a fan but i kinda like this guy. Like his spirit

Hmmmm na them....awon I’m not a fan crew.

xpressionx:
Thought he is a magician.
He doesn't believe in his magical god again?

They are all magicians but not a full time thingy like their father Prof Peller (Of blesses memory). From Zeeto Peller, Nike Peller, Shina Peller and Que Peller. They are just doing the magic thingy as a part time or in their leisure times. Thank you

lied:
To those asking where una dey see this money?
Should i say it?

Are you sure you won’t “lied” as your moniker implies ?

MEGAWATCH:
How come?
Magic FM Aba is 102.9.

They aren’t in the same state/zone/location. 10 radio stations can have the same frequencies in as much as they aren’t in the same state/zone or location. 105.2FM might be Mister radio station in Ilorin(Kwara) while the same 105.2FM is Nasir radio station in Iragbiji(Osun State). So e no matter brotherly, hope I don communicate sha?? Make e no be like say u no understand me

immortalityk:
Forget it

Guy u get time to dey reply that fool?? Person name dey hear Ogogorofreak and you dey reply am.

Peacefulguy90:
Thank God I gat small menial work doing...just graduated and never feel d pain......make up to 25k a week,may God strengthen those still finding it to survive

Mehn, you are so lucky bro. 25k weekly no be small money ooo, stick to that ur menial job or hustle. Me wey be say with all the Pali, with all the certificates sef, work no dey and wife go still chop. Stay blessed fam

chatinent:
Nobody is as security cautious and can block every peep-through space than sb withdrawing their last ₦500.


This is today's reality.

I’m telling you Chatinent. Come see how we dey always vex for school that time if we no see any atm wey go dispense 500 naira notes. . Good old days

Femmyfestus:
Nigerian banks ATM are naturally programmed to disappoint people. Is it how the machine electricity shocked me that I would talk about or how the piece of crap seize my dads card that he gave us to be using to feed during exam time in school .
I won't forget the hunger that wired us for that week

It’s really so unfortunate, and funny enough they would turned a deafening ear to all their client’s plea. That ATM machine button don shock me one time like that too. I had to be using my pen to press the buttons. It’s so worst like that....God help us

Bola146:
many times

Madam Bola, try share the story now. Do be a stingy Bolanle

Oh my !!! I could remembered vividly during my undergraduate days at UNILORIN, was in 200L and that was in the year 2009. I was staying off campus at Tanke Oke odo. Monthly allawee from my parent then was between 4-5k as it varies.

Well it was my 1st semester as I could remember. I was left with a cup of white beans( who get money for ewa pupa or ewa oloyin), no palm oil , Maggie, onions and kerosene sef don finish for stove as gas no dey common that time. I resorted in calling a friend who lived at Tanke Tipper garage who had earlier promised me 500 naira. The happiness on my face that day knew no bound as I was even planning on buying plantain on top the money wey never reach my hand.

Brethren as a Kwara boy na, I say make I use style trek am from Tanke oke odo( around K-dorms/ Jalala community) to Tipper garage to see my sure friend. I had my last 50 naira in my pocket and I kept touching my pocket to be sure the money was intact. Before reaching Sanrab, Na so I see one old man selling FanYogo I reached out to my pocket and paid.
Perusing my yogurt and singing silently “igboro ti daru” by klever jay then. All that was in my head was to just meet my Padi wey go dash me that money and he go even pay for my transport back to Oke odo. Ladies and Gentlemen, as I reach my guy house I no see a single ant, even cockroach no welcome me. Call him out every where and I noticed He wasn’t no where to be found.

I was later told he went with some indigenes to play one friendly match at Gaa Akanbi/ Pipeline. I don’t know the time I lambasted the guy wey tell me about his whereabouts that no be only gaa Akanbi, na Gaa Ajala he go see. The guy just left me as he don see say my eyes don red. Even my movement no balance again due to hunger but thanks to FanYogo. I waited for him all to no avail as he no show till I left his house highly disappointed and heart broken.

I was later called by my mom that she’d sent 3k to my Gtbank account, wow wow my happiness was raised to power 50 that I even forgot my guy that disappointed. Another trekking go start again from Tipper garage to Tanke junction, but I no mind as I sha know my 3k still dey intact. Long story short, as I reach the atm, I inserted my card(firstly checked my balance again). Lo and behold, I selected withdrawal and all the necessary pin and all. Next thing I saw was issuance swith( I can never forget that words). Okay, make my ATM card come out, e no gree come out ooo. Na so I no see 3k collect, atm card sef don enter one chance.

The cry wey I cry that day, the tears wey comot for my eyes that day suppose reach Asa Dam water. I sha resorted in using student’s code for Ilorin taxi drivers (by pretending as if I lost money, then tell them to drop me after few distance). I used that code till i reach Mark, from Mark I take trekking finish the rest reach my house for Oke odo. Wetin I chop that very night wey I reach house na story for another day. Unilorin days mehn, I’ve got stories to tell my kids.

Oya guys share ur stories too if ATM don disappoints you before, keep the stories coming e dakun. Lalasticlala come reason my matter na, abi make I put snake picture join ni ?
CC: Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique.
Abeg make una help my story to the promise land.

Ahmback:
Back then in Sec Sch.... niggas in the dormitory would use toothpaste to eat bread.

Here in Uni,,,, i don dey hungry for two good days surviving only on water... on the third day a good Samaritan gave me 2k to buy food saying I was "flying" while walking

Aside hunger stuff,,, i got lots of story to tell base on hostel life

Guy abeg no use laff kee me. But how you sef dey walk that time wey the guy sharply noticed ? Hahahahaha lol

Rastaramsey:
Damnnn niggarr
Our eco 101 lecturer for kogi state uni that time enh.... That bastard ibo man... He go
dey reason you say u no fi pass him course and that school enh, lecturers are not allowed to be producing and selling handouts.. everything just hard... If u come late lason, just dey go home if tho nah 15 secs..if he no meet you for class even tho Na 5:30, forget am, u no fi enter....I get carryover for him course like werey.....
Where he papa dey now, I go still buy 11 pro max for am without shaking.....
Those lecturers are bastards....m

Ramsey u too dey vex jare, abeg buy just iPhone X for me. No mind that werey lecturer

i926:
Call me a racist, but I don't enter Keke with those Muslim women that covers everywhere. I no dey try am.

The fear of bomb is the beginning of wisdom.

Na that stupid thing wey u dey take dey affects ur reasoning. Pun intended tho

Cokahot:
Stop hating yourself foo l,u are only creating problems,go find someone else to mention,I am worth millions, drop your acct details and let me be your donor.

Mr cooker oat, abeg shey I fit drop mine too sir At least make I use the money refill my gas. Tainkyu