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Revolva:
Dis one wey 30BG de die every year

Who's next ....kemi okuloyun don talk am

These people no go kill person with laff, which one be okuloyun again......okuloyun ko aiyeloyun ni

Abikeade11:
For my house, our own na pounded yam not rice bcus that's the only day of the week that we have time to pound.

With this tiny hand u go use pound yam

MUTERIKA:
A LOT is wrong o. I literally had to tell someone last FRIDAY the capital of KWARA state. AND guess what, she is a teacher.

You can just imagine . Abeg Wetin that kind person go do if his/her nephews or nieces con bring verbal and quantitative reasoning assignment come say make dem help them. Some u go ask them Wetin be capital of Taraba, u go hear something like; it’s not as if I don’t know it oo, but I can’t remember now. So shameful and shameless of ‘em.

thatsleepboy1:
Ahhhhhh I offend you? To dey for house for six yrs after sec sch no be moi moi na. I gays gather and flex too. Lokoja to me no balm. I prefer east.

U no offend me Baba, mehn I like ur sense of maturity brotherly. Ur response was awesome and I never expected it. Flex ur life jare Padi mi, nothing do you. But u know time waits for no one so try and make hay while the sun is still fvcking shining bro......stay blessed

NewDelhi:
Haha you guys should just move on. My first jamb was in 1999. Wrote till 2003 before I could gain admission. So just keep trying . .

In today's Nigeria, the system is fvcked. @Op saying a sadist alfa from Ilorin heading jamb I laugh . You guys never know anything.. I was doing my msc in uni Ilorin when that guy was the VC. He's a sadist and a very bitter human who just love seeing people suffer so I'm not surprised he has carried that mentality into Abuja to head jamb. Well na muslim Sha naso Dem dey be.. wickedness.. Ilorin Muslim for that matter, na dem wicked pass. They will do you evil silently and you won't know until the damage is already severe. Just move on and prepare well for next year. Keep trying.

I’m not sure you are a better by far product oga. Prof Ishaq Olanrewaju Oloyede is from Ogun State: Abeokuta precisely and not Ilorin. Stop disgracing yourself Mr MSc wey no sabi.

Austineva2:
Niger state? a state of bandits and Boko Harams. God forbid. I dodgem

Austin are you Fvcking serious Lokoja is in Niger state?? What’s happening to these generation for God’s sake

RandomG:
Hi guys please I need financial support concerning my academic I'm suppose to be in school by now but I can't because my parents can't afford to sponsor me now please this really mean alot to me I'll appreciate any amount

And you registered on nairaland june 13, 2021. You must be a big fool nigga....pun intended massively.

thatsleepboy1:
Can you help out with that?



Where insecurity is the order of the day? Me that I'm the only child. God forbid bad thing.

You no wan go lokoja but you sabi all ashawo joints. SMH for you walai, and by the way most of una go dey do like boss on here not knowing jamb still dey Jam level na him most of una dey. Olohun nbe oo

nrexzy:
Cos most ladies actually don't understand how men reason.. They tend to use Sex as a weapon, or trophy and most men loves challenges and are collectors... So if u meet n guy n u both catch feelings n shag don't get too attached to dat no come Dey ask dumb questions like "what are we now"....

And men go answer: “we are pencil in the hand of the creator

sheanzy:
28 now

35 likes now

igbowoman:
Most likely an allergy.There is something you are allergic to in your environment and the nasal congestion is a symptom.
See an ENT doctor for help.
It can be controlled with prescription medications.

Aptly written and advised.

Hey dear, so what did you later settled for ? Biotechnology or MPH

FalseProphet1:

And Wetin u see again alaye woli

This is so pathetic, absurd,heartbreaking, heart wrenching to say the least. I been think say I be strong man until tears drop for my eyes after watching and reading this. Oh my Oh......where are we going exactly

Oh my God, this man taught me MTH115 & MTH 116 (Differential Calculus) in the year 2008 at unilorin.....the good old days mehn. Very brilliant and easy going man. My prayer go be with his family and I pray they find the man oooo, this country nawa o.

You all remember the Woman Qdot’s sing the song “Moriamo” for?

He posted the photo of his Grandma on his Instagram page today and fans bid the great woman well as she continues to sleep in peace.

As you can see, her left eye is actually bad (she’s blind) and according to Qdot, she lost one of her eyes inside the Kolanut plantation while hustling so her kids can have something to eat.

Cc: Lalaticlala, Mynd44 make una reason this na.

walelenchicago:
bros noo nah Ogun state I dey o bros I beg help me

Me sef need help baba. ...money to refill my gas to cook I dey find as I dey so

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

Guy come see as I dey laff like person wey sniff nitrogen gas this morning. My people just dey look me as if I don mend

Flampard:
Who observed the first picture

Him and the other nigga dey claw. Awon omo egbe okuku, EIYE CONFRATERNITY dem. Useless lots

Tony142:
Whatever way u want to put it, I do not care, all I care about is I did not need help

Okay Pappy Tony

Tony142:
I did not need help, go and help your family member 1st

I do not need help, not I did not need help. Better still write: I don’t need help.....no puns intended BTW.

Truly only Almighty knows what is hidden. May Almighty God grant the family the fortitude to bear the great lost. Even though I’m a Muslim, the death of anyone shouldn’t be celebrated or happy about it. Heard he’s a philanthropist.

Kosoco:
Dope... The Toks na how much

Are you kidney me

Hello faith2013, any good news for us please ??

okontasamuel90:
The first one i did was 45k! the second one am asked ot do again is 18k including SFA. i haven't done it yet cos am taking a drugs called Prolistem. As for the shrinking testes, i just noticed it and i have never sex enhancement before.

I pray the drugs works perfect for you bro. And I wish you the very best....do keep us inform as e dey go

Sorry for still calling you out bro. Patriotic9ja, God bless you real good brotherly, thank for the other day....More blessings is all I pray for you. That money really served me that night I swear to God, I had a nice meal that night Baba. Wa gbayiii

doggedfighter:
Na you wey get mrs I go dey ask

Abeg, I have packed.y bags.

Hmmm

FREEMADNESS:
just learn to mind ur business, it will help you in life.

Says freemadness. Smh

FREEMADNESS:
ur beauty alone gives u an edge.
u are already ahead of other job seekers.



how I just can't stop admiring ur pix still baffles me even tho I know it's (mission impossible).



a big shout out to your mum.
YOU FINE
NO BE JOKE

See as adult dey disgrace himself, go straight to the point Wetin u want from her bros.

I tried helping my wife for her own after all these days of futility. The secret for me scapping through was; I make sure my phone’s VPN is on. And I was able to login for her easily. This is what I did. I rise!!!!!!!!!

Ugandatales:
Lol!
By the way, I'm eager to know how you came up with your moniker...are you a Nas fan?

Nasir is my last name, shortened to “Nas”. Are you still eager ?