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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:29pm On May 30, 2021 |
Too bad o. MartinsOlaeuyi: 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by BarrElChapo(m): 11:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
Lighthammer: 3 Likes
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by seunny4lif(m): 1:39am On May 31, 2021 |
Your papa go just froze MartinsOlaeuyi: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by seunny4lif(m): 1:43am On May 31, 2021 |
Lighthammer: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Litmus: 1:55am On May 31, 2021 |
imagrg: Six years old and you no even think say them dey fight? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Kieldgreat: 4:24am On May 31, 2021 |
My gf then, now EX, was on the phone with another guy who was asking for a video call in the middle of the night. With hopes to see breast. I was just quietly forming deep sleep. Babe legit got up, went to the other room and started video calling! All them lowlifer girls who fall for those guys using international numbers on WhatsApp! Only if I keep using the WhatsApp number of the different phone numbers I’ve had cause to get in my many travels. The idiot is with the sharks now where she belongs! ���� 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by superCleanworks(m): 4:42am On May 31, 2021 |
Spent a whole year acting like i could not hear yoruba during NYSC. A whole year of serious back stabbing, mocking, gossip, betrayal of trust just because they felt i was deaf to their language. They had a send forth dinner for us During corpers' week and we the corpers had to give our vote of thanks. Guess which language I was using to talk to all of them? Na so I just dey hear... Ah Ah, so bobo yin gbo ede yoruba! Ah mo gbe 11 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by bunmioguns(m): 5:44am On May 31, 2021 |
Ishilove: I really appreciate ma Thanks so so much |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ishilove: 6:30am On May 31, 2021 |
bunmioguns:You're welcome dear |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by princewarri1985: 6:35am On May 31, 2021 |
This brings back memories! About 25 years back my mom younger brother who now lives in Germany, i went to his 1 room apartment in benin to spend the weekend. In the night i heard him and his wife discusing hush hush, he is Hot and wanted to have sex with his wife but his wife keep saying but your sister son is around wait till tomorrow when he is gone then we can have sex and he told her that i was asleep and i pretended to be asleep and even snoring and eventually they started having sex and my heart was beating fast, and her moaning was even more hillarous. Huuuu, Huuuuu Huuuuu 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Hassanmaye(m): 7:11am On May 31, 2021 |
OlayemiAshraf:Haha bad boy 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Hassanmaye(m): 7:13am On May 31, 2021 |
Skyfornia:Haha what a bad boy that knows the game ! 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Hassanmaye(m): 7:16am On May 31, 2021 |
EzeAnambra:Boss 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by holatin(m): 7:36am On May 31, 2021 |
hstar:haven't u feel shame for a person shameless before....I do when they do things that make me cringe publicly 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 7:45am On May 31, 2021 |
Pofgrace:Good morning sir, once again, I am grateful for yesterday. may you nor your generation never had a reason to go hungry. Amen. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 7:48am On May 31, 2021 |
alfajohn:Good morning sir, once again, I am very grateful for yesterday. may neither you, nor your generation never had a reason to go hungry. Amen. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by chymes0359(m): 8:17am On May 31, 2021 |
I was staying over in my uncles house during my NYSC service year. I was trying to sleep over 20mins when i began to hear all rubbish they were saying about me thinking that am asleep. I can recall one saying that i cant even find a house to rent and not man enough to take responsibilities, that all i know is to eat their food and sleep. Funny thing was that i suspect they are not happy with my staying coz i always give them work concerning home cleaning and not sending them when they dont keep food for me. This are people i spent 40% of my allowee on buying provision every end of the month i dont even take. After they finish there rubbish talk, One was telling the other to check wether am sleeping, i responded to her; Am Not! They become perplexed and the next morning i left their house to coppers lodge.. Lesson: relatives are better of when everybody keeps there distance and see once in a while. Staying over for a longer time create chaos and family feud. 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by emzynuel1: 8:45am On May 31, 2021 |
simplesearch:Oga rest When solomon, David, Moses e.t.c had multiple wives sheey baba God shout Bro abeg make we ya word Everytin has a gud n bad syd |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MummyD2020(f): 8:47am On May 31, 2021 |
legallyminded:Hope you got rid of the ungrateful idiot. Betrayals! |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MummyD2020(f): 8:48am On May 31, 2021 |
FreelanceRebel:Your story is not clear |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Misternas89(m): 8:52am On May 31, 2021 |
Ugandatales:You be questionnaire This one you are always eager to know eager to know. Na so u Dey follow one babe wey understand 5 languages u dey eager to know her. Mr Eager 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by legallyminded: 8:56am On May 31, 2021 |
MummyD2020:No! That wasn't necessary at all. I just shut the traitor out completely. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MummyD2020(f): 9:00am On May 31, 2021 |
SimeonOTC: Your family must be a loving one. The opposite happens in mist places. People will rejoice at the news of the co-wife or step mum's passing 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 9:01am On May 31, 2021 |
Misternas89: Lol! By the way, I'm eager to know how you came up with your moniker...are you a Nas fan? 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MummyD2020(f): 9:05am On May 31, 2021 |
michaelpop50: Hmmmmm |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by ezewealth(m): 9:07am On May 31, 2021 |
chymes0359:I swear to you bro, I don't even have energy to talk my own ordeal 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Misternas89(m): 9:12am On May 31, 2021 |
Ugandatales:Nasir is my last name, shortened to “Nas”. Are you still eager ? 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Ugandatales: 9:20am On May 31, 2021 |
Misternas89: Lol. No. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by AdaobiRosita: 9:31am On May 31, 2021 |
When I was little, my help was sent to the market and she took me along with her convincing my mum that we will be back soon. On our way, we branched somewhere... I was bored so I pretended to be sleeping. Well, they thought I have gone far... they started doing the do. I stay still even when scratch is scratching me. When I knew they have finished, I pretended a yawn to alert them that I’m awake and ready to go. When we came back... being a good person... I did not burst her bubble. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 9:41am On May 31, 2021 |
SefunmiHookups: Inner dialogue means the language you think with or talk with in your head not main dialect. It's pidgin na . 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 9:42am On May 31, 2021 |
donem: Not fluently but I understand very well and just reply back in English . |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 9:43am On May 31, 2021 |
NewDelhi: Yes except Hausa ...I'm not fluent in it. |
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