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Imustreturn:
I never be landlord yet

And we shall be some day, even very soon by His grace

stunnert:
Here to read comments

Then fasten ur seat belt

Akalia:
All my tenants are super cool. No hassles from them since I started doing business with them. I hope the cordiality endures until the day they decide to relocate to their respective houses and become landlords as well.

God bless you for that. Some landlords dey always feel like Demi God

OllyArt:
No Landlord or Landlady on Nairaland.com then why is it named NAIRALAND

Guy no dey think am oo. Awon properties owner plenty for nairaland.....ma fooor

ChasinGood:
Well,one thing I've learnt over the years,never ever share the same space(compound) with your landlady. e get why

To avoid see finish bah??

ATEAMS:
Feeling too @ home on my goddam property and not taking good care of it... damn

Na you suppose give ‘em your rules.

chatinent:
I'm dating my landlord’s daughter. Doesn't it make me a landlord-in-law?

So do I have a say?

(Coughs)

Wetin be the title of the movie ??

jericco1:
Most landlords are airheads.

I Dey tell you bro. As we have blockheads landlords, same as Some tenants too

SimSify:
Here to read

Na only read u come read ni??

sweetyme001:
Hmmmm

Y u dey hmmm baby?? Talk your mind na madam landlady

McStoic:
Lol......as a landlord, it's good to set rules and laws you also can keep when faced with the same challenges. Get good lawyers, caretakers, agents who know their duties.
. Also make sure you do all the background checks you can possibly do on a prospective tenant via questions, before they move into your house. Make sure.your have a tangible knowledge of your tenant before renting your house to them. Make sure you fix your property in order before rentage to avoid clash of responsibilities.. Do not be ignorant of the landlord/tenancy laws applicable to the country you have your property in .


Lemme just stop here for now...

Lol, you are so funny!!! How does one runs a background check on total stranger wey just wan rent an apartment. Person wey u no know from Adam.
Some tenants lie fit make devil sef dey cry

beautyhd:
Lagos landlords and landladies should avoid this thread.

Abeg allow them make we know as e dey be for them

VillageBus:
Took my village bus and went to my village house, saw my tenant living with many village goats.

That one sef dey na

emmaak2:
Okay some tenants especially students are case study,had a female tenant then who rented my house a selfcon she was beautiful and the temptation to try my luck started but God so kind i over came such temptation, during d covid-19 time she vacated with her rent omg this girl lie to me that she transfer the money to my account � lol i check bank statement tire come later discover she play me..
After school was opened she came back and i increase her rent immediately for the punishment she gave me

Maybe you sef dey follow her play too much. How person go lie say she send money wey she no send. Thank God u change am for her sha

Let’s Learn From The Landlords And Landladies Here Please.

As a landlord/landlady, please what was the most dirtiest and inhumane states you’ve seen your rented property/properties before. As most times people thought the landlords are always taking advantage of their tenants.

Let’s hear from the Baba olowo’s on here so we can all learn, no be caretakers we dey talk this time ooo abeg. So we wey dey aspire to become properties owner one day can learn one or two.

AngelHoly:
God bless you

Nairaland have more good heart than Nigeria politicians

You can say that again Baba

money121:
Oooo ti set ooo
Come and eat ooo

Recipe

The important thing about this combo is moderation... The oil and vegetable oil. It must not be too greasy or else the children won't like it.

This are the ingredients needs especially since children are eating. They need their proteins.

1. Beans( probably oloyin)
2. Spaghetti
3. Veg or olive oil( your choice)
4. Tomato paste
5. Pepper and Tomatoes ( ripe, red tomatoes)
6. Onions
7. Fish( smoked one, especially Shawa or Panla) You can also use Alaran(Titus)
8. Shrimps( Especially those big red ones)
9. Salt
10. Seasoning.

1. Put the gas on. And add water into the pot. During this period the beans should be picked, then pour into the pot to parboiled. Because of the children with sensitive digestive system

2. After the beans has been sieved, another water should be placed on the pot, after the water is boiled, the beans should be poured back into the water but this with the spaghetti. This process is about just 5-6 minutes. It's to make the beans and spaghetti mix together. And during this period the beans must have been properly cooked and the spaghetti, almost done, then they should be sieved again. And kept for all water to drain out.

3. The pot should be clean, the placed back on the pot, After the pot is dry from all traces of water then the oil should be poured inside the pot. ( I am not really into bleaching oil, but some people find it okay). The onions should be poured, after then the already blended Tomatoes and pepper, then the tomatoes paste( tomatoes paste is to make the spaghetti look more reddish and also rich in taste)

4. With all this then you'll stem the sauce with the seasonings and salt and when its properly steamed our fish and shrimps should go in then. And the curry should be added if the family likes it. The seasoning added in proportion to the spaghetti and bean.

5. Then little water should be added to the sauce and we'll pour back our Beans and spaghetti to the sauce. Mix it together till everything is even, add salt and seasoning again to taste incase the one in the sauce is not enough. Leave the pot to steam together, add another freshly diced onions again to to he pot, mixed again, check if everything is even, if yes,

6. off your gas and serve while hot.

Bon appetit�

Credit: @Doradorwa

Yummy, thanks for sharing ur recipes. I would try it one of these days by God’s grace. I hope the children enjoyed the meal too ?

money121:
@Misternas89 @Doradorwa madam in kitchen preparing that bean with Spag i swear the Aroma make sense this one no be Sapa own that we do eat back in sch ooo

Thanks for sharing the recipe
I will upload pics Very Soon

Hehehehe bad man . So you no fit invite me come chop am too abi? Na pictures and aroma I go chop?

money121:
Yes
And i will update the thread tomorrow when madam done with d meal

Gbayii Baba. Mention me when you are about to, so me sef go try show madam

money121:
Shooting wetin stop that ooo
Ayewada. House don full always i just want her to send the recipe to my whatsapp and pictures
My phone number wey dey all over internet
If you make enquires about roofing sheet and that number didn't popup you are sitting on longthing

Hope she don send the recipe ?

money121:
Send my own portion ooo eheh..
You can reach me on whatsapp 08085310359 becos it been long i ate that combination ooo
Eheh

Hmmm baba nice one, I see as u take style leave her ur number. No too think am she no go even flash you talk less of calling. But I swear you be sharp shooter oo baami

Higgies:
Burial of Sen Biyi Durojaiye at Ijebu

Eeya May his soul Rest In Peace. Durojaiye no later durojaiye, if u know u know.

Respect55:
If you are still using "am" instead of "I'm" as a graduate, you surely deserve worse treatment.

I hate that shit like mad bros. Seeing a graduate types (am) instead of (I’m) always pain me to the marrow. E dey always do me like say make I slap them walai. And these are people always forming “woke” most times.

BabaIbo:
..
Be deceiving yourself.

Whitemoney has the highest fan base and social media rating, followed by liquorose, even yousef pass Pere

Youset get fans pass Pere?? Baba abeg change ur dealer, I take God beg you

Arewalegend:
This guy go win this year bbn if my prediction fail quote me and I go Aza U 10k

Noted. I no wan hear ngbatiii-ngbatiiii later ooo. My 10k go complete

Cyoung4real:
Your own better nah. See wetin my neighbor see for her own

Tell ur neighbor na macaroni pie, nothing spoil. She go eat abi she no dey eat? Make we know jare, time no dey

jibrilELsudan:
I WILL LIKE TO FVCK HER MUM

Baba weyrey plenty for this country sha

fuckingAyaya:
Them kidnap her?

I tire oooo.

Amillionnn:
Saga is the worst friend anyone could ever ask for or ever have. He went into that diary room and nominated Yousef and then turns around to say to yousef “You have a fighting chance… “ fighting chance kee that his useless mouff.

Baba shey na mouth u used oral English turn to mouff? Eleyi ga juu

johnpablo541:
One babe accused me of getting married and still hiding it from her.

Boom, she sent me the wedding pics. The dude in the pic looks just like me. I didn't know where to start explaining from. I was confused my self. Till i saw other pics names where different, and i began to see little differences.

I be dey think say, Abi i marry i no come remember

Guy abeg no kill me with laugh this morning at the bolded �

Na Nigeria Army special force dey always use that slang; trained to kill. I’m 100% sure of this cos I’ve got a friend who’s a new recruit and all his shirt carries those words; Train to kill