₦airaland Forum

RickRichards:
Lecturers don't lie, no, not when you graduated from Unilorin. We're too intelligent for that. If a Unilorin lecturer ever tried to tell a lie, the collective brainpower of Unilorin undergraduate's trying to validate the lecturer's claims would create a force field stronger than a monster supermassive black hole, which would not only obliterate the lecture theatre and the school, but the whole of Nigeria, Africa and.....planet earth.

Nice one bro, I Rep d better by far university too. Class of 2012(Zoology Department)

RaeMystix:
B.IT.C.H....pls
I have never been to London?....My siblings are British citizens.

E be lyk say na newcomer u be on nairaland abi? Mrcork wey dey use u catch fun na hin u don take so personal lyk this habaaa, I pity ur temperament tho. #Word4TheWise

kenex4ever:
thunder fire u there!
If u think what I wrote is wrong why don't u prove it wrong instead of fooling urself.
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I expect uniport students to quote me not intruders like u nitwits.
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Since u dnt understand English, I never said Nobody should quote Me, only fools were exempted.

A fool will surely 4eva be a fool, what's d biggie? I'm also a graduate of d better by far uni(Unilorin), and I knew what I had....so if u r d oloriburuku wey no sabi book STFU n neva in ur life quote me again. face ur studies boy. Be warned!!!!

The guy should be given the minister for Mass movement cos I wonder why person go jst wake up one day say na trek sure pass.....and he dey Waka for bush alone Ooooo, naija I hail una

kenex4ever:
I know dat fools like u will quote me.

Cos u r d greatest fool......I rest my case. #E.O.D

greggng:
This Godwin singer is really intelligent o

Lmao . Omale jatijati, no b only singer na choruser u go see.

ManTiger:
Reading the conversation between "SonOfMark" and Nneka123 is like watching a live match between Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacciao, Na God I take beg u, pls continue...

I dey enjoy am. *blushing*

Lool aswear na bad guy u be

may3:
15?.....am I d only one that counted up to 17 here

You must be a statistician bae, plus I appreciate ur intelligency

TheSonOfMark:
...And the Queen wept. R.I.P English language.


You should spend more time perusing
lexicographs of the anglo lingua, dimwit. Your unintelligence pitches you on the level of ostriches.

You see the effect of skipping classes?

Bro abeg take am easy oo, ur grammar jst dey make me go obtain my Msc sharpally oo. Lol

[quote author=Jboyossai post=33067846]Lol...for the house owner mind. "I must get all the channels"....[/quote
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Lol I'm tellin u

NwaNimo1:
Foolish fellow - Abi na Abromovich daughter be dat?

Na some village russian caucasian you wan do guy man with?

Disgrace to your race, country, tribe and club!

Na by force 2 marry 4rm naija?? All these kids on the forum sef nawao

Tval:
Sha comot for my club make space dey for foreign players.

Ur opinion tho, but shoro niyen?

danielayodele16:
Lol, op dnt understand yourba if not he would av blunt your omale jatijati.

Abi nau, no mind d guy jare.

Dollar101:
na only children una de see?




una nor de see fresh breast when nearly fall out so

Haaaaaa abomination, so na wetin ur rangandan eyes fit see be dt abi Omale jatijati

searching4love:
Ori e loburu

Lmao . Guy aswear u funny die.

illiad:
Of course you would not expect it from me if your people are not murdered by HausaFulanis in the north. But I am sure that if a member of your family had at anytime be murdered by HausaFulani animals in the north you would have known that I am speaking against their barbarity as a real grown man should condemn evil in its totality.

I do not want to wish you ill. But I hope you

know how many youth corps were killed in the north in 2011 by HausaFulanis. And if one of them was a member of your family you would still be crying now. Only animals would kill like HausaFulanis do. And that's exactly what they are, animals.

Oh I felt your pain boy!! But once again put ur mind 2geda and grow up, u should av save ur time 4 typing those stories of urs. Gud nyt dude

Walkopet:
Chairman of the Senate Committee on Environment and Ecology, Dr. Bukola Saraki, on Friday described as untrue, a media report (not in The PUNCH) that the Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke, donated huge sums of money through him to fund the activities of the All Progressives Congress.

Saraki, in a statement by his media aide, Bamikole Omisore, said he had never engaged Alison-Madueke or any of her agents in any form of discussion, let alone receiving money from her for the APC.

It noted that Saraki, the Senator, representing Kwara Central Senatorial District, would have ignored the publication linking her with the petroleum minister but chose to react to it in the public interest.

The statement read, “This office usually would have ignored such report as we find it completely laughable, baseless and lacking any iota of truth.

“However, for the avoidance of any doubt and in keeping with the renewed mandate of accountability and transparency, we find it necessary to assure our teeming supporters of APC.”

The statement challenged either the minister, her agents, associates or any other person that might have any evidence or information contrary to Saraki’s position, to share same with Nigerians.

It added, “At no time did Senator Bukola Saraki meet, discuss or had any dealings in any form or nature with Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke or her agents.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/saraki-denies-collecting-donation-from-diezani-for-apc/

I'm 4rm kwara state(Offa precisely), but a party being surrounded with d likes of Bukola saraki has notin lyk CHANGE to offer. #IrestMyCase

Adikam:
Y

Y for Yahoo Yahoo I guess

illiad:
The point is that you HausaFulanis are pure animals that can't be raised to the status of human beings except by the yorubas who have consistently kept us in a union with barbarians. But God is paying you back in your own very coins. The murderous religion that you foools are practicing will eventually annihilate you all.

How is your north now? Are your emirs not been murdered in company of their entire family? Now you animals will have to watch your backs even in your damned yoga class which you called mosque. That is your reward and its coming in hundred folds.

The Zulus like I said are a better fellow than HausaFulanis because they kill not their country men but those of other countries. But you animals on the other hand are a curse unto yourselves and your damnation is here already.

I never expected this from you dude, I tink u need 2 grow up and be a man #wiseup

folabayo1:
thanks mister!

You are mostly welcome.

francababy:
Your foolishness is terribly obvious. Since you don't like respect, tell your mad parents to come over to my house. They will do well sweeping the gutter unclad. They are not fit to enter my house because such useless camels produced such a brainless coward(you) and gave him a phone with Internet which they stole from idiots called relatives

Oh common bae, that's too harsh on him

teeowl:
super powers? yea right... and I am BatMan!

No be only batman, na duckman u be orisirisi

chimkaire:
Who brought this eery topic to FP at night, mbok
You just robbed someone of a smooth shut-eye

Oh common sweetie, take a shower, say ur prayer and av a wonderful nyt rest.

folabayo1:
Abeg make una leave my people for me o
Am a bonafide osun babe and am proud to be

Wow, just checked ur pic and saw the mark of being an osun state indigene lol, BTW u r luking so cute

Yomieluv:
And so what?

We should fry egg for him.

Lol bad guy, we go even fry plantain join am, orisirisi obe gbegiri

Enegod:
Told my girlfriend if she ever start worrying about her sagging booobs just let me know because I will always be there for "support"

Hehehehehe, bad guy when u con turn 2 supporting tissue na lol

Bifwoli:
Dis ugly Yoruba should be using a mirror stick to have a good look at himself instead.

Mirror,mirror on a stick,who's the fairest of all yorubas?

You are nothing but a fool, put your pant on boy.......

umarc19:
It means 'Angry'

Nigerian gals forming fake British accent since 1881BB (Before Buhari)

Hehehehehehe bad guy

Still hoping for that very special day to meet HER