₦airaland Forum

kelvine:
Who made this statement in the movie "he said he will kill again" ?

The statement was presented in yoruba acent,so funny.

That's the IFA priest bro...unto say d man spiritual man no hear English na lol

kingseric22:
FTC things

Sorry Boss you be Third to comment a.k.a TTC and not FTC sir

Luedave, guy be very careful gan ooo, whch level na? Must be occupy my sit all the time....take time faa baba

Una neva know anything, no b una dey shout change lyk conductor....though I'm a Kwaran but neva supported dt useless party 4 once.....with d likes of looters in d party and you are shouting change is just like having mosquitoes singing dia Xmas carol songs in my hearing. #SouthWestAPCMyshit

Abeggy Sahara reporter own sef too much....so bukky na londoner abi? 4 ur mind niyen......Bukola na Nigerian oo abeg, Omo baba olusola saraki of blessed memory. ( The Turaki of ilorin)

Kunle afolayan has been one of the best and versatile Producer/Director of all time to my own best of knowledge....Has anyone watched his movie title "OCTOBER 1ST" lately.....i would like my great Nlders to share their funny scenes in the movie..... mine was when Inspector Waziri went to meet Miss Tawa and told her He couldn't make it all because he had 2left legs....that really got me laffing as if I inhale a laughing gas.....please share ur own Asap. The mods no wan make my tori reach Frontpage ooo e gbami kee
Cc Lalasticlala

I'm dedicating this FTC to me unborn Asake, don't worry Dad is making it possible to get the best mom 4 u...so help me God

Those people sef, I no knw Wetin I wan talk jare.....Maybe d guy below me fit get something to say anyway. ....@LueDave, upon say I rush 4rm toilet make I be d FTC u still steal am 4rm me....i no go chop 4 Sahur 2mao...dts gonn be my punishment

opey112:
If you want to borrow a pen from me in the banking hall,i usually pretend i didnt hear u,i usually dont talk to anyone only the cashier just do my transaction and get out.

Guy I swear down u got me laffing jst lyk small pikin ....BTW y would you pretend you no hear? Wat if d guy tap u to ask 4 d pen?

Zeddicus001:
I thank God cos I neither smoke or drink so even if they banned Nigeria brewery entirely and Guineas is a step forward

Which of d guineas? Guinea corn or Guinea worm? Lwkmd

winetapper:
in my school even if you are sleeping and someone drops the bomb.. The person would wake and laugh.. To show how every one is alert to bombs

Hehehehehehe, I swear u got me laffin here, Shey d person wey dey sleep go wake up 2 laff n den go back to sleep ni? OMG very funny

Awww, may their gentle souls rest in peace...this is so sad.

Spidermon:
11.) Those who go there to monitor the earnings of those who they have lent money.

Hehehehehehehe, Guy abeg no kill me wit laff ds mownin jare.

haywire07:
So even if d dance has a name ,u think I'll follow and dance it too?
Nigba ti awon aye o ma din akara Lori mi

Bad guy ni bobo yi shaa, that yoruba sentence got me cracking tho.

ost=34394986]Nonsense! Young man choose a religion because you genuinely believe in it not because of some promise or vow. Islam is a wonderful religion but not a religion which should be seen as a burden or obligatory fulfillment. No one will harm you if you decided not to go through with the vow, you are only human but if your heart truly believes in Islam then welcome my broda![/quote]Nice one fam

Bifwoli:
They should arrest him again coz he's an illegal president thru a fake certificate .He did not qualify to run.

SMH!!! Ode buruku he did not qualify to run but qualify to fly abi? Some people faculty of reasoning tho

HyDef:
This is a funny post...

REPTILES like these are AMPHIBIANS.

That's basically like saying birds like these are mammals. No hate man. Just funny.

Of course birds can be mammal...e.g BAT.Bat doesn't belong to the class aves(birds) but mammals. Thank me lata dude. #AmaZoologist

chidyhels:
Just sell it

OLX Anthem

hijacke:
Dont even know the name but i heard it is a delicasy in some parts of the country

Cc lalasticlala

That's Alegba in yoruba, it's a delicacy and an example of reptiles. We also av d likes of lizard, gecko also in d class Reptilian thank me lata cos I'm proud 2 be a Zoologist. #MyOneCent

Jhayeahsam01:
barao...

mtn de watch you


wen i sold ma own for 500 for 2gig

here in offa

Aww, Omo olofa mojo, Omo abisu joruko ijakadi loro offa

Saucekide25:
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H for Hullabaloo.

Akinkanju67:
Werepe oo nibikan a n gbaamu gbogbo ara nii fi Joooyan

O kare lai Omo yoruba gidi ni oo. O se orire gidi gan tori pe omu ori mi wu faa

lepasharon:
Is that a big ass spider?

Nope dearie, it's Big Ass Butterfly. Lmao

Well this should be an Indian film I guess, I kuku trust my Aminatu, she dare not. Anytime she tried raising her hand up infront of me, maybe she wan help me comot dirt 4 my head ni faa. #MyOwnOpinion

akoaki:
Quick and reliable solution. He needs a supplement called ginkgo biloba. You may google it to be sure. If he takes this you will be surprised how brilliant he would become within 30 days. For the type of ginkgo supplement, tell him or you to contact me here and i will give you options. Note, i do not sell the products but they are availabe on ebay, amazon and jumia.

Mr G Biloba, na woman get the problem no be d guy. Next time try n read b4 commenting. #JustBeingReal

Phinagold:
O boy u're too much. See how u got them engaged. Dont think am serious too. I just succeeded in diverting that attention to me....(winks)...

Aww my bad, neva knew u were joking too sweetheart, accept my apology my baby oku

Phinagold:
under age gurls

Sorry to tell you ma'am, Do you even know you are a fool? Dunno y u people form lyk say una no dey even mess....both of 'em r catching fun n u are here forming Overage girl?? walai baba weyrey ni e

jacabi:
Thanks, my bad, effect of not checking before posting.

Uw bro, it's nothing

jacabi:
Ok we shall see, God spearing our lives. In as much Jose is still the coach, nothing for Man U.

Bro it's "SPARING and not SPEARING, I can understand you typed that so fast

kenex4ever:
fukkeen nitwit! Do u know when I graduated? And who is deceiving u dat unilorin is anywhere near uniport? U must b high on those ram shits dat smell all over unilorin.
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Is it because of those dia triballised rating dat is based on "web presence " dats confusing u?
Go to uniport n u will b convinced dat unilorin is a glorified secondary school

When u graduated? Shoro niyen? Well a fool @ 40 anyway...can't be dragging this wit u boy, u aren't getting younger.

themodernman:
The no1 isn't a lie...I know of chiks dat spanked their exams coz they've dropped their asses for some good spanking. These chiks party hard 2ruout school..luckily some guyz were close to dse chiks so they always do well with the chiks...na one of the reason I wan go do my Masters make me too turn lecturer...chai those babes go hear am...sweet tight p***y of a 16year old curvy busty girl...na me go first taste am

Chaiii, Omo ale jatijati ni Bobo yi shaa, so na because of tight pussy wey u wan spank na hin dey mk u dream being a lecturer? Olohun koni fun e se