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Politics › Re: Tinubu: I Won’t Recognise Saraki As Senate President, Unless... - Today.ng by mistiquephat(m): 6:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
Jagaban u are banned
Celebrities › Re: WOW! How Students Rushed Don Jazzy During Davido`s Graduation (photos) by mistiquephat(m): 12:17pm On Jun 10, 2015
I just like d guy
Politics › Re: Breaking: Finally, He Declares His Asset! by mistiquephat(m): 12:11pm On Jun 10, 2015
Lols
Politics › Re: ''A Dwarf Cannot Rule Akure” – Youths Protest Against Deji-elect by mistiquephat(m): 8:29pm On Jun 08, 2015
Being bought by a person is not psychy-dwarfism alone, it is stupidity in daftism. Awon irankiran wonwon
Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by mistiquephat(m): 10:28pm On Jun 05, 2015
Like her virginity pay my rent. Make I kiss my bride jare
Crime › Re: 14 JSS Students Arrested For Cultism In Edo(photo) by mistiquephat(m): 9:51am On Jun 05, 2015
Dis is serious
Crime › Re: 15-year-old Dies Aborting 5-month Pregnancy; Lover Docked-vanguard by mistiquephat(m): 9:42am On Jun 05, 2015
The guy should be tied to a horse and dragged through d whole of Lagos. cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I pay a whooping sum of 500k to get a job? Please Advice!!!.... by mistiquephat(m): 11:48pm On Mar 28, 2015
Akaewu:
Dude...really. Must u insult him. All des kids in nairaland
Romance › Re: Her Fiance Is Seriously Complaining About Her Boobs by mistiquephat(m): 11:06am On Mar 27, 2015
She should tell him either of these: you are too tall, or u are too short, or u are too handsome and ladies will be chasing u. Was he Myopic when he made move towards her. Idioti.
Crime › Re: Man, 32, Rape(defiles) 10-year-old Niece In Lagos by mistiquephat(m): 2:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Islam has done it again, I know some muslims will be happy for d guy, afterall muhammed did it and dey re following his footstep. Fvck islam, fvck muhammed. Muslims raping children since muhammed(54) raped aishat(9)
. The sperm that formed should have being used as protein. That's y I want to refer u to Aro. You will make a good grade there. Quote me and face the wrath of generational leprosy. Idiot
Romance › Re: Where Are Our Virgins Today? by mistiquephat(m): 5:34pm On Mar 22, 2015
My 3 virgin exs are my worst relationship ever. They tend to know and are just right anytime any day. Its better to ask for virtues than the stupid hymen.
Celebrities › Re: I Had To Loose Weight- Waje As She Wows In New Look by mistiquephat(m): 11:17am On Mar 21, 2015
@hoodlink. You are making me remember my generea Buhari a lot o. With ur advertisement.: buy 500gb.(500General Buhari) buy 10000MB. (10000Muhamad Buhari). You are making me obsessed with the name.
Family › Re: How Can A 37 Yrs Old Single Lady Attract Suitors? by mistiquephat(m): 10:33am On Mar 21, 2015
Tell her to add me on bbm 231CD472
Family › Re: Check Out Photos Of This Stylish Abuja Based MUM Of 6 by mistiquephat(m): 2:12pm On Mar 18, 2015
See, the man no even know when the children don reach six, this is the type of women that will give birth to a team and u will still toast her. Oooo boy this is sweet 50. And she is still even married not diforced, not like all these two left-leged female nollywood actresses who think dieforce is a norm. Wa shere jare omo to ta lenu( or mama to ta lenu)
Romance › Re: Hilarious!!! Seducing A Banker.... My Most Embarrassing Moment. by mistiquephat(m): 11:36am On Mar 18, 2015
Dear OP, Please work on this talent of urs. In a very long tym this is a story I read the whole. Your comics, your being natural, and being precise without heresy. My dear I love ur narrative style pls keep it up. See u at the top.
Family › Re: Should I Leave My Cheating Wife, Or Have An Affair Of My Own by mistiquephat(m): 11:16am On Mar 18, 2015
firstEVA:
I feel for you, but pls forgive her since you have the heart to, you have put your child as your major consideration and I believe you're doing the right thing, have a heart to heart talk with her on why you're still staying back in the marriage, she will change for good. A united home is always better for children.
. Aunty do u cheat in ur marriage too( if u are married) and if u don't what will u advise ur brother who love u so much In this situation? My sister hypocricy is crazy what u can't take don't wish or do it to others. @ OP my brother, though it is the last resort to divorce, u may live the rest of ur life an unhappy man if u maintain this relationship. U are not a man enough if u retaliate, and it will not make the worse thing better. So leave her and face a new life. For me dont just let me catch u, that day I catch u, you are going back to ur mum without my children. Shikena.
Crime › Re: Muslim Cleric Rapes 17-Year-Old Girl Severally, Assaults Her Mother In Lagos by mistiquephat(m): 11:34pm On Mar 16, 2015
I would have loved Sharia to be used as the yardstick to judge him. All these evil men parading themselves as Alfas sha. That's y I desist from anyone of them. They will make u feel as if na dem go commot all ur problems as if they are God. Hypocrites.
Romance › Re: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by mistiquephat(m): 8:54pm On Mar 16, 2015
dovelike:
I think the main reason is that most of the men are in prison. undecided
. Hope ur brother is doing well there?
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Acquires Range Rover Sport by mistiquephat(m): 7:59pm On Mar 16, 2015
we have failed and broke artist all over just because of their spending culture. These guys forget to understand the fact that they can never forever reign neither can they be young forever. So why don't they help their future. It seems I am talking from the perspective of someone that was once a labourer sha.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I pay a whooping sum of 500k to get a job? Please Advice!!!.... by mistiquephat(m): 4:57pm On Mar 11, 2015
Op boss, please can u borrow me this morning till July? I will give u 700k. Olorun ngbo You are clueless human being. How dare u put ur two feet to test the depth of a river. You must be either Jona Or Moyes. 500k can start a bussiness if u are not a Lazy Otondo. Indiot. He dey talk of 500k as if say na beans. Or are u an Ajepoorta?
Celebrities › Re: 10 Shocking Lies Nigerian Celebrities Have Told Their Fans by mistiquephat(m): 4:34pm On Mar 11, 2015
My uncle once said: A primary school teacher can never escape acting like a child, cos for them to impact knowledge, they must play and reason like the kids. This is a pure replica of what the movie industry is. Fake stories, fake looks(na make up they help them) fake lives. Dear celebrities, we are not interested in even your truths, talk less of ur lies cos u have become fake as the thing u do.
Politics › Re: The Best And The Worst Performing Governor In S/west by mistiquephat(m): 4:01pm On Mar 11, 2015
The OP is a very confused and illogical being. If u are to give an analysis, you should have given us a premise on which the tent of ur arguments is pitched. Do a critical analysis of why u have chosen a person as best and the other as worst. It is to be noted that Lagos has biggest internal generated revenue followed by either Oyo or Ogun state. The tool at hand determines the craft. I can't blame Ekiti or Osun for not performing up to a certain level of which osun has managed whatever in her discretion so well. However Ekiti state is even least of all. If not for federal assistance, there won't be anything substancially reasonable from the state
Politics › Re: I Taught they said this Man was brutal by mistiquephat(m): 11:25am On Mar 08, 2015
All desire from this election is change, not the personel for the change; methinks if Nigeria operates a solid two party system, things will be better. This is because as an entity of your party, if u did not perform while in government, be ready for ur party's exit . This competition will help in transformation and developmental processes. All I need is change. Sai change.
Family › Re: Wife Divorce Husband Because He Lied About His Genotype by mistiquephat(m): 10:10pm On Mar 07, 2015
This issue is a very sensitive one. I hate lies but love to forgive. But I hate seing my child in pain without anything I can do. Before u post ask this people if they can be contented with just only one child. #2 if they can't, can they afford taking care of a child with sickle cell? However, what are the other issues in that family apart from this predominant one? Brothers and sisters before you marry, pls do this for our generation unborn. Avoid being asked the question : Daddy why did u bring me here to suffer. My little penny.
Romance › Re: Hilarious Facebook, Whatsapp And BBM Relationship Chats (pictures) by mistiquephat(m): 2:03pm On Mar 07, 2015
Hilarious indeed.

Romance › Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by mistiquephat(m): 12:09pm On Mar 06, 2015
This is a product of A.G.C (acute Generational Curse). Bros u are representing ur progeny well. Thumbs up for u.
Politics › Re: Buhari Is Truly Brain Dead, Fani-kayode Insists by mistiquephat(m): 11:59am On Mar 06, 2015
Fk means fuckup, and the other F stands for Failure, therefore FFk means FAILED Bleep UP. Femi u have just confirmed that u are a bastard for calling a person as old as ur father a 'brain dead.'. Baskad.
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Feel Insecured About Independent Women by mistiquephat(m): 9:35pm On Feb 27, 2015
Good and reasonable contributions so far u guys have done a very good judgement to the topic. My own quota, life has blessed us with so many things, one of which is freedom of good wills. Its ours to use the will in whatever form we want and to act according to our inner psyche set. As for me I have notion that there is no height I can't reach and so I can never feel intimidated by any woman's wealth. As a pure hustler wey I be for now I no dey see more than 20k per month, which my girl earns five times that amount. But I will like to note this whenever she comes around she meets a gift atleast something presentable and I never asked her for a dime. And because of this she respects me so well. She will bless me even as the gift worth she can afford ten times. That's just me and my sucre.
Family › Re: Divorce Proceedings 2 Months Into A Marriage. by mistiquephat(m): 2:10pm On Feb 25, 2015
My dear Op why have thou removed the verisimilitude from your story? This is a good story but for the gods. Its as horrible as ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmole. Begger inside BRT, ko pissible. Nobody can marry such evil-domonic Mogana. Mama cool wey my Baby oku.
Politics › Re: Capture Shekau Alive, Troops Urged by mistiquephat(m): 9:59pm On Feb 22, 2015
one big gigantic bomb should be dedicated to Shekau. He worth to be killed by a speeding horse. #team I am a muslim and am not a terrorist#

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