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PoliticsRe: JUST IN: Aerial View Of Ekiti State; Beautiful Mansions And Hill-tops by MITCHELL96:
The rusted zincs I'm seeing here ehnnn 😐😂

Government have wrecked lives here that people can't even afford those original black zincs or at least, Cameroon zinc or what do they call it sef?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Hasn't Fvcked Me For 2 Days Now? by MITCHELL96: 11:46am On Jan 30, 2023
Imagine what someone is bringing on the internet for mad people (excluding me) to discuss 😒
FamilyRe: I Won’t Quit New Marriage, Woman Who Married Daughter’s Boyfriend Vows by MITCHELL96: 11:44am On Jan 30, 2023
God1000:
Yeah you are right, Satan supports bad things and God rebuke such.
Avoid that broke NL clout chaser for your own sanity.

She's not worth a second of your time bro.
PoliticsRe: Five Things Tinubu Proved With His Town Hall Meeting In Benin - Omo-Ikiroda by MITCHELL96: 10:47am On Jan 30, 2023
So this man still dey host Town hall meeting? 😂
CrimeRe: Corper Narrates How His 65yr Old Mum Was Robbed And Raped In Kaduna (pics) by MITCHELL96:
Jennyclay:
Oh No! Not again! sad

What is attractive in a 65years old woman? Why are men this evil? sad sad.

May the perpetrators of this crime be caught and sentenced to death immediately!

I hate men!
I hope you hate your dad too, abi he's a transgender?

All this broke feminist sef that still depend low-key on the so called "evil men" they said they hate. Tufia!
PoliticsRe: Strange Man Spotted At Peter Obi's Rally (picture) by MITCHELL96:
Yes even the mad man knows Peter Obi is the right man to be the president of Nigeria that's why he's campaigning for him.

Get a job kid, your troll game or whatever cards you think you're playing is weak as a wet vegetable.
TravelRe: Nine Confirmed Dead After Container Fell On Fully-loaded Commercial Bus In Lagos by MITCHELL96: 10:15am On Jan 30, 2023
The Lagos everybody (not me) is rushing to go 😕

They don't know it's like approving your own death, Yes, Lagos is sweet but there's like 80% tendency a bad thing will happen to you the moment you step out of your house, if not tanker exploding, it's tanker losing it's brakes or a gas station catching fire or... Omo, the list is just endless.

It's just like living in Borno or all those terrorised states in the name of "Foods are cheap there" omo, you go die leave food.

Safety first before any other thing.

Rip to the lost souls. I can imagine how they felt when the tanker fell on them (for people that didn't die instantly) if at all they were people inside the bus that didn't die instantly.

The struggle and fight not to give up their ghost, damn! 🤦‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodinma Wearing A 500 Million Naira Wrist Watch by MITCHELL96:
If his watch is 500 million naira, then imagine his bank accounts.

They don't even do anything in there state to make it better, wicked and poor mentality governors 😑

Very soon, all of them will hear from life the hard way.
BusinessRe: The New 200 Naira Note Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Currency Note by MITCHELL96: 10:02pm On Jan 29, 2023
Psoul:
It's not by how beautiful it is. It's about the value it carries.
A beautiful currency note without good value is like a beautiful girl without brain.

See American dollar that looks like black and white painting and imagine it's value.
I made a post about it, I know value and purchasing power Is what really matters but I was talking about the beauty here, maybe next time we'll talk about the value.

The Nigeria currency still doesn't have value sef and still lacks behind in beauty. No be double wahala be that?
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Stopped Closing My Eyes During Prayers. by MITCHELL96: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2023
adeolamighty:
You said one can't see Jesus physically, right?

How come you Christians have pictures of Jesus in the Church?

Where was his pictures found, if he was not seen physically?
And who told you I'm among those that have that shit as Jesus in my house? 😒 I don't have strength for this, man.


Jesus is a BLACK man with dread locks because the bible gave a clue about how his hair was 'Hair as a wool'

That's the hint bible gave us and what you're seeing is just an imaginary picture by the white folks to deceive people to believing that's who Jesus is and how he looks like.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Stopped Closing My Eyes During Prayers. by MITCHELL96: 4:26pm On Jan 29, 2023
Kinzo0917:
. You just made me laff with your comment. Bless you man
😄 Bless you too.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Stopped Closing My Eyes During Prayers. by MITCHELL96: 4:24pm On Jan 29, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
Nice response, surprisingly.

If it is wrong to look at such when praying, is it wrong to look at such while not praying? Or do you as a person exist in different states of holiness at different states of life?

You don't need to walk around praying. But if your right hand offends you—if you know it's wrong to look at it while praying—why not cut it off? The devil isn't that mysterious, pastor.
I'm not a pastor please.

Well, the best thing to do is to get rid of the magazine because devil uses the things around us to tempt us.

Either I get rid of it or I cover the back that had the unclad lady or just don't dwell on the picture whenever I see it.

Just like the phone we all have now, I might be using my phone to do something good and worth doing while someone else is using his/hers to watch porn, scam people and all of that, and if you want to judge, we're both using a smartphone. I used mine for something good and someone else is using theirs for something bad.

So, this is applicable to the magazine too, what does your mind tell you to do or feed you with immediately you stare at the nude girl in the magazine?
PoliticsRe: CBN Extends Deadline For Old Naira Notes To February 10 by MITCHELL96: 12:52pm On Jan 29, 2023
FalseProphet1:
For those that usually say my prophecy doesn't come to pass, can you now see that this one has come to pass. I Prophesy that the date would be shifted beyond 31st January, and it has happened. I hope I'm now vindicated that I'm not a fake Prophet.

This is the prophecy below.
Funny dude, but your name is "FalseProphet" 😄😄
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Stopped Closing My Eyes During Prayers. by MITCHELL96:
BRATISLAVA:
You're amusing.

If it's a distraction while praying, why isn't looking at such a magazine not a distraction to your Christian life at other times? Are you not in communion with your god at all times? Or is it only present when your eyes are closed in prayers?
They're many good contents in the magazine, you should know something about marketing strategy, the magazine had an unclad lady in front of it, this is to catch people's attention to either read or purchase it.

We know how this modern world works, things of the devil's sells faster than things of God.

Now, this magazine has been here and haven't affected my Christian life because when I'm not praying, I'm connected to things if of the world.

But why did I open my eyes and stared straight at it the moment I was trying to pray? It was as if someone tapped me, and you know when someone taps you when your eyes is closed, you'll definitely open your eyes to see who it is.

There's something fishy and I know the devil works.

And back to your question, if you're in communion with God at all times, when will you have time to work on your self on this earth? God doesn't work like that, that's why the bible said there's time for everything.

If it's by how you see it or think it should be, then Oyedepo, Adeboye and all those men of God will be praising and praying to God 24/7 all the rest of their lives.

There's a lot of distractions going on in today's world, you could just sit on your own and a lady with big ass just stands in your front, now, that's a distraction because your mind was actually on something else before the big ass lady came and without discipline and self control, it might lead you to something else, make you start lusting over her or imagining her on your bed.

This is applicable to every other thing.
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 12:18pm On Jan 29, 2023
siofra:
DaddyCK is the gay/bisexual one here. Ask Meobizy.

But why do you hate gay people?
I had a crypto business deal like with one like that. I never knew he was gay sef.

So I sent money to him but couldn't get the coins I paid for.

And this is someone I got to know from Facebook but we stay in same state, the location he snaps his pic and all of that was enough clue.

So this guy never sent the coins to me, he started asking me if I like boys since I'm a footballer I have so many male friends I mingle with.

I told him to send the coins asap because that was what even made me message him and nothing else, to cut the story short, the guy vex and blocked me after several threats and insults in his DM while holding my money oo, just imagine the audacity.

I had to create awareness and people that Knew about him told me that's what he usually do, but nobody told me about his gay life when I was looking for a legit and trustworthy bitcoin dealer 🤦‍♂️

They said if you send money to him he will not give you the coins or whatever you pay for depending on the business you had with him, that he will ask you those gayish questions he asked me and if you're a weak guy, you'll fall for it and he'll lure you to his house/hotel and sleep with you before he gives you.

And I also heard he uses some charmed rings.

This is someone that has a a Benz car and is rich.

So that's how I lost my money because before I knew it, he travelled and since then, I haven't seen him but he keeps posting on Facebook till today sef.

I'm talking about over 400K, you know that year crypto dey hot na.

So, till today, I hate gays, once I just notice someone is gay, it reminds me of what this guy did to me and since I haven't had my revenge, it's pains me like mad.

I've had so many encounters with them, but since money was involved in this one, the pain and anger burning in me just hits differently.
BusinessRe: The New 200 Naira Note Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Currency Note by MITCHELL96: 11:12am On Jan 29, 2023
siofra:
Next time you make a thread like that, tag me too☺️

I love threads like that!
Really? Well, I already posted it but I'm not the kind that wants to post too much here or even post at all.

I actually brought this up because i wanted to counter what he said and also see if majority of Nairaland members are on his side or mine because that new note doesn't make sense at all.
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 11:07am On Jan 29, 2023
siofra:
Lol she is a girl. I know you won't believe it but she's a GIRL!
Omo, I just confuse for all these stuffs 😰😰

I was on my own and one Daddy something, I've forgotten his name kept quoting me that it's a gay boy, I was confused and had to check to see a post that actually looked like something a boy would post.

I kind of took it personal because I so much loathe gays 😑

Shaa, I've washed my hands off it, anything dem like make them do.
PoliticsRe: Simplest Way To Know The "Obidients" Are Actually The Majority In Nigeria Today by MITCHELL96: 9:07am On Jan 29, 2023
I've left this thread abeg, people acting like they know too much but actually don't 😕
PoliticsRe: 48 Laws Of Power by MITCHELL96: 9:00am On Jan 29, 2023
PureFace1:
Law 3: Conceal your intentions
Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide them far enough down the wrong path, envelop them in enough smoke, and by the time they realize your intentions, it will be too late.


When talking about Reputation who told you it has to be a morally upright reputation ? besides his opponents are also using this law against him by attacking his reputation

Law 6: Court attention at all cost
Everything is judged by its appearance; what is unseen counts for nothing. Never let yourself get lost in the crowd, then, or buried in oblivion. Stand out. Be conspicuous, at all cost. Make yourself a magnet of attention by appearing larger, more colorful, more mysterious than the bland and timid masses. Example is all those gaffes



Law 7: Get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit
Use the wisdom, knowledge, and legwork of other people to further your own cause. Not only will such assistance save you valuable time and energy, it will give you a godlike aura of efficiency and speed. In the end your helpers will be forgotten and you will be remembered. Never do yourself what others can do for you. Tinubu is a master of this laws he claimed the credit for all the work done by the Governors of Lagos state after him


Law 12: Use selective honesty and generosity to disarm your victim
One sincere and honest move will cover over dozens of dishonest ones. Open-hearted gestures of honesty and generosity bring down the guard of even the most suspicious people. Once your selective honesty opens a hole in their armor, you can deceive and manipulate them at will. A timely gift—a Trojan horse—will serve the same purpose. Several people endorsed Tinubu based on this alone



Law 13: When asking for help, appeal to people’s self-interest, never to their mercy or gratitude
If you need to turn to an ally for help, do not bother to remind him of your past assistance and good deeds. He will find a way to ignore you. Instead, uncover something in your request, or in your alliance with him, that will benefit him, and emphasize it out of all proportion. He will respond enthusiastically when he sees something to be gained for himself. The Alliance with Buhari is based on this



Law 17: Keep others in suspended terror: Cultivate an air of unpredictability
Humans are creatures of habit with an insatiable need to see familiarity in other people’s actions. Your predictability gives them a sense of control. Turn the tables: Be deliberately unpredictable. Behavior that seems to have no consistency or purpose will keep them off-balance, and they will wear themselves out trying to explain your moves. Taken to an extreme, this strategy can intimidate and terrorize. Who can predict Tinubu ?


Law 22: Use the surrender tactic: transform weakness into power
When you are weaker, never fight for honor’s sake; choose surrender instead. Surrender gives you time to recover, time to torment and irritate your conqueror, time to wait for his power to wane. Do not give him the satisfaction of fighting and defeating you—surrender first. By turning the other cheek you infuriate and unsettle him. Make surrender a tool of power.
When I said I read this book 3 good times from start to finish and every other books by this same author, you think I was joking?

Why quote all these laws for me as if I don't know the break down of each law and how and when to use them? Some people sef 😕

I've left your thread abeg.
PoliticsRe: Simplest Way To Know The "Obidients" Are Actually The Majority In Nigeria Today by MITCHELL96: 8:55am On Jan 29, 2023
Aldol:
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All in a bid to stop Tinubu in their delusion. As it stands Buhari is now the best President 😄😀😄. He is no longer Jubril from Sudan😄😄😄what a people
Because anything that comes to your rescue becomes your 'god', 'saviour', 'friend'. It's just natural.

Buhari has been wicked, brutal, lousy and careless as Nigeria president but what he's actually doing now makes every person that was bittered happy now.

So this puts him as Nigeria's "SAVIOUR" for a new Nigeria to be born.
PoliticsRe: 48 Laws Of Power by MITCHELL96: 8:38am On Jan 29, 2023
Felimax:
Tinubu knows nothing about the laws. The moment he said EMILOKAN I knew he is empty.

Even the god's have rejected Tinubu. 1983,1993 & 2023 all his like failed.
And that particular pattern of history will repeat itself. Tinubu should just give up and rest.

His entitlement mentality is so annoying, 'Emilokan'
PoliticsRe: Simplest Way To Know The "Obidients" Are Actually The Majority In Nigeria Today by MITCHELL96: 8:28am On Jan 29, 2023
I love what he (Buhari) is doing, I've been angry at him all these while but this particular card he's playing made me forget he had offended Nigerians with bad governance and all of that.

Now, anything to stop Tinubu is welcomed. We all know he has stacked billions of naira in his mansion and is ready to spend all of them in buying his way into Aso Rock.

He doesn't even care how much he spends as long as he wins, he'll recover whatever he has spent by looting Nigeria dry.

That's why we sane Nigerians need to stop him at all cost.
PoliticsRe: 48 Laws Of Power by MITCHELL96:
I've read the book, 3 times sef.

Infact, I've read all Robert Greene books.

Even as a Peter Obi supporter, I see he's pulling just law 6 which is 'courting attention at all cost'.

But he messed up and couldn't pull law 1 which is 'Never outshine the master' he doesn't know he has offended (Buhari).

He hasn't applied law 9 which is 'win through actions and not arguments'.

He also wants to use law 9 which is "Make others come to you, use BAIT if necessary" and we all know his bait is (MONEY) but Buhari has humbled him with the new naira policy 😂

He also violated law 26 which is 'Keep your hands clean" we all know Tinubu's hand isn't clean as he's a drug dealer, thief, liar etc.

I don't want to go further about this law thing shaa because they're many he isn't using and has also violated 😂

He doesn't know a lot of people in his APC camp are even using law 14 on him which is 'pose as a friend and work as a spy'.

They're many laws that would've helped him but baba was meant to fail this election for a new and better Nigeria to be born. Make he go rest.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Stopped Closing My Eyes During Prayers. by MITCHELL96:
😆😆😆

I still close my eyes when I pray shaa, it makes the connection and communication real since you can't see Jesus with your physical eyes.

Closing your eyes also helps in concentration.

I remember praying one time like that and something just made me open my eyes and It was straight at one magazine on the side table which had a nude lady as the cover, it made me lose focus I swear but I still managed to pray but that girl pic was still ringing in my head and mind 😆

Now, tell me if that wasn't the work of the devil to distract me, Satan uses many means to trick people.
RomanceRe: 71-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies During Sex With A 22-Year-Old Lover by MITCHELL96: 8:46pm On Jan 28, 2023
crafteck:
Leave story, he died happy
Ehn, happy 😒
PoliticsRe: "This People Are Deceiving You, They Will Spend All Your Money"- Sen. Adeseye by MITCHELL96: 8:18pm On Jan 28, 2023
No peace for Mr Balabluu.
PoliticsRe: INEC Extends PVC Collection Deadline by MITCHELL96: 6:56pm On Jan 28, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
The truth you have heard!

I have bought 30,000 already and I pledged 50,000. Extending will only give me opportunity to make up.
Broke man saying he has bought PVCs 😂😂

Who dash you money?

Tell your lies to your gullible urchins.
PoliticsRe: INEC Extends PVC Collection Deadline by MITCHELL96:
Good one.

More Peter Obi supporters will get their cards so we can vote out all these old cargos.
RomanceRe: 71-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies During Sex With A 22-Year-Old Lover by MITCHELL96:
Jennyclay:
Dating an elderly man is good, Infact they are most romantic set of men living on earth but it is so sad that this is one of the major disadvantages of dating them sad

Someone should not come die in my hand.. Biko!
😒
RomanceRe: 71-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies During Sex With A 22-Year-Old Lover by MITCHELL96:
What a way to die 🤦‍♂️

71 years old man having coitus with a 22 year old girl? 😒

71-22= 49 😒

Meaning, this man is old enough to be this girl's father and the girl his daughter.

Instead of him to be carrying his grand kids and focus on living a righteous life he say na $ex he want 😒

I give up on this world!
BusinessRe: Some African Countries Currencies (pictures) by MITCHELL96(op): 5:53pm On Jan 28, 2023
Lovelydaisies:
I no see the Beninese francs o! Our neighbouring country.
It's right here in my phone but I wasn't able to upload it, the site lags sometimes when it comes to uploading pictures.

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