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PetsRe: Nigerian Lady In UK Searches For Where To Do An Abortion For Her Dog (Video) by MITCHELL96: 2:08pm On Jan 26, 2023
ObaOfUyo:
Do well to ignore that user

Thank me later
Lol, I will avoid her the way I avoid gays.
PoliticsRe: Why Do You Tinubu's Surpporters Worship Northerners But Hate Igbos? by MITCHELL96:
Moh247:
I hope you read what you commented again neutraly

See what you said about someone else's leader and candidate because you are on a platform created by a Yoruba and you feel you can hide cowardly to showcase your bitter soul


Lord Lugard, Sarduna decades ago spoke about you

Ghana , SouthAfricans are rejecting you

You can't even have a president since 60 years
I'm not bitter man, Nigerians are suffering, we all know this man isn't able, maybe Tinubu of 50's 60's would have been better but not this current Tinubu of over 90 years.

You sef have sympathy for the Common market woman out there that sells oranges to feed her children and send them to school.

Something, she might not even be alive to reap as the country is so hard and harsh on them.

Let's try something new, someone that will think outside the box and make Nigeria a better place.

Now, I believe you have friends close to you that has japa right? Now, if Nigeria was a okay, do you think they would've travelled to hustle and settle in another man's country.

The thing that pains me most about you guys is you guys are humans like us, you guys are also feeling the heat, you guys know we have to remove this thieves but are acting as if you guys are supporting him from USA or UK where things are okay.

Even the devil knows he's not fit to rule this country.


Las Las, na we dey do ourselves.

Oya na, if you guys want Nigeria to burn down, no issues.

God go exempt and save him own people.

Na this same eyes wey God create us with everybody go use see weting him carry him hand do.

I'll be more than happy if you can have a rethink and support Peter Obi.
PetsRe: Nigerian Lady In UK Searches For Where To Do An Abortion For Her Dog (Video) by MITCHELL96:
Jennyclay:
I have where I can take her to do abortion. Let her come to Nigeria, there are many locations here in Lagos.
Why you no go know all those kind places? 😂

You even know reach the animal one 🙆‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Why Do You Tinubu's Surpporters Worship Northerners But Hate Igbos? by MITCHELL96: 1:51pm On Jan 26, 2023
Moh247:
Yes... Aging means grace in Yoruba land
Which kind "Aging with grace" be this one? 😂

Nigga is aging with dementia, amnesia, butt hole leakage, weak bones 😂 tell him to go and rest before he dies.

Nigeria needs a mentally strong man not Tinubu because he's old and weak, you and I knows this.
PoliticsRe: How Peter Obi Can Strengthen His Winning Despite A Limited* Structure by MITCHELL96: 1:48pm On Jan 26, 2023
yarimo:
obi we are rejected oo
I never knew bats 🦇🦇 grow beards 😂

PoliticsRe: Why Do You Tinubu's Surpporters Worship Northerners But Hate Igbos? by MITCHELL96: 1:45pm On Jan 26, 2023
yarimo:
Why do igbo hates TINUBU?
If this was your father, will you have loved him? 😂😂

Batist 🦇🦇🦇

PoliticsRe: Early Video And Pictures Labor Party Presidential Rally In Bauchi by MITCHELL96:
God bless Peter Obi. God bless all the good citizens working for this dream to happen.

This my Balabluu pic 😂

God punish Mr Balabluu 🦇🦇😂

PoliticsRe: What If Nigerians Continue With Old Naira Notes? by MITCHELL96: 1:37pm On Jan 26, 2023
cktheluckyman:
okay by Wednesday next week your eyes go clear by force. Those old notes the old cargo is storing for buying of votes will become like Tissue papers
😂😂
PoliticsRe: Grievous Assault On Woman Police: Zainab Has Case To Answer by MITCHELL96: 1:29pm On Jan 26, 2023
The spirit of Balabluu 🦇🦇 is roaming about causing havoc everywhere 😂

Nigerians should beware! ⚠️

It's main target is to terminate Nigeria's destiny and her good citizens.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Friend Took The 300k Work In Lagos by MITCHELL96: 1:25pm On Jan 26, 2023
He did abi it's you 😏 you people like using that method.

"My millionaire friend just broke up with his girlfriend, please what should she do" whereas, you're the she here.

Don't hide, nobody will kidnap you 😅
Christianity EtcRe: How Can I Sustain My Relationship With God by MITCHELL96:
This is the best post I've seen on Nairaland in a long time, not all these sexual related topics.

OP, first of all, you have to keep that relationship with God very intimate. How do you deal with someone/something you love so much and really want to keep?

Sheabi, you take all manner of measures to keep, protect or save that particular thing or person?

Now, all you have to do is cut all manner of distractions, because you saying one minute you're praying, the other minute, you're sinning. This means you're been distracted and you've not really surrounded yourself enough with things that will shield and fight for you when temptation come.

Read your Bible, pray in the morning and in the night before you go to bed, avoid having a girlfriend, your chances of committing sexual sins are high when you have a girlfriend or you're with a girl.
PoliticsRe: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by MITCHELL96: 12:24pm On Jan 26, 2023
yarimo:
Obi our supporters lack sense oo
This is how urchins like you look like 😂😂🦇🦇🦇

PoliticsRe: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by MITCHELL96: 12:23pm On Jan 26, 2023
yarimo:
Obi our supporters lack sense oo
Why you run ugly Batist? 🦇🦇🦇😂😂

PoliticsRe: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by MITCHELL96: 12:16pm On Jan 26, 2023
yarimo:
Obi our supporters lack sense oo
Say "Tinubu fine pass my real papa wey born me" first 😂😂

PoliticsRe: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by MITCHELL96: 12:13pm On Jan 26, 2023
yarimo:
Hisba over to you
This hunched back crayfish will never smell aso rock😂😂

PoliticsRe: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by MITCHELL96: 12:09pm On Jan 26, 2023
yarimo:
...
😂😂

PoliticsRe: 18 States Where Atiku May Lose This Presidential Election by MITCHELL96: 12:08pm On Jan 26, 2023
After you post Agbado's own.

Can't wait to see how he will lose woefully 😂
RomanceRe: Why Did Malignantguest Deactivate by MITCHELL96: 12:06pm On Jan 26, 2023
Seriously?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guys Is There Money In Coding by MITCHELL96: 10:47am On Jan 26, 2023
There's money in tech.

But, can you cope with the stress of learning it? The countless hours behind your computer?

Behind every technology innovation is thousands of hours before it became a success.

And stop asking who has money the most, that's so dumb and childish 😏 Oga, follow your heart and passion. It's you that knows where your shoe is paining you. Your mom should be Only there to help you in what you have decided and not what you should be.

Decide your future by yourself.

Jeff Bezos is into food business but he's still one of the richest man, so money dey everywhere. No be everybody go do tech.
CrimeRe: This Man Filmed A Giant And Went Missing, Then The Worst Happened: Andrew Dawson by MITCHELL96: 10:20am On Jan 26, 2023
I watched the video some weeks ago.

He was stopped by some police men from going close to the mountain again and later stalked by CIA,FBI.

After months without posting on Tiktok, he finally released a video of him saying something else debunking whatever truth he has told his followers and from that particular video, you'll notice he was threatened while he was doing the video to say something the people threatening him wanted him to say.

Things are really happening.

Cos lately, I've been watching all these conspiracy theories/facts on Tiktok and I've been seeing a lot of revelations and truth in plain sight.
PoliticsRe: Massive APC Rally In Wamakko LG, Sokoto State by MITCHELL96: 10:14am On Jan 26, 2023
derecho:
See as the woman do nose.
Something is smelling BATly
He's stinking na 😂 maybe his urchins haven't changed his diapers for days now.
PoliticsRe: Massive APC Rally In Wamakko LG, Sokoto State by MITCHELL96: 10:10am On Jan 26, 2023
70 percent are OBIdients.

20 percent don't have voters card (they just came to cruise)

The remaining 10 percent will be spilt votes for Atiku, Mr Balabluu and Kwankwaso 😂

Urchins thinks everybody that attends their rally/campaign are APC supporters or have PVC.

😂

PoliticsRe: APC Against APC’- Nigerians Reacts As Tinubu Suffers Another Gaffe, Prom....... by MITCHELL96: 10:00am On Jan 26, 2023
😅😅 God punish APC.

It's time for liberation and emancipation.
PoliticsRe: Urchins Jungle Is Maturing by MITCHELL96: 9:58am On Jan 26, 2023
🧠💯
CrimeRe: 27 Killed As Explosion Rocks Nasarawa Community (Graphic Pictures) by MITCHELL96: 9:33am On Jan 26, 2023
Them don start 😭😭😭

Nigeria, which way are we going?

That's why we need to vote Peter Obi for all these insecurity issues to stop.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 11:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
iammolise:
And u're with him all day all minutes, even when he baths that's why u know he doesn't right... Can u beat ur chest and say that he doesn't, maybe he does olosho and not tell u. I can understand 3years no girlfriend but 3years no tatata... Keep deceiving urself o
😂😂😂
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 10:43pm On Jan 25, 2023
Semaj77:
Quality before quantity , you see that 5-7 minutes of sex pass 2 hours of watching football , especially when the babe has the body of a goddess and the skill of a vixen ( Chinwe and Tola comes to mind ) , yeah I'll take a 5 minute romp with her to 2 years of footie. Abi you never dey with babe and after una finish one round you look her body again and your John Thomas stands at attention again.
Bad guy 😆
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 10:05pm On Jan 25, 2023
ubee:
My guy thank you for the quick reply. But i wish you could believe me that there is something going on beneath the surface that you may never know unless he reveals it to you.
Say na wetin na! grin 20-23 years wey be the period that testosterone is running wildly in the body of a young man na him he go stay celibate for three years?

Meanwhile he has had a taste of a vagina before. Which kind of money is he pursuing or which kind of timidity will prevent a guy in his sexual prime from going back in search of the most gratifying feeling a man can experience?

If you push and probe with guile, you will uncover what is really going on with your friend.

P.S: Meanwhile what do you mean by - saying you will not tell his exact age, then going on to say he's 20-23? That's odd. Lol
Lol, Telling you his age range is 20-23 means he could be either 20, 21, 22 or 23, I didn't tell you his exact age 😂

Well, whatever is going on beneath the surface is up to him shaa 😂😂


Omo, man fit lie, man fit tell truth. The thing is that sometimes, we can't really tell if it's the truth or lies the person is telling 😅
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 9:50pm On Jan 25, 2023
ellizy:
LoL, same here man. Love your breakdown analysis. The triangle underneath the thigh of the F gender is too overrated.. Real niggas don't fall prey
Yeah, sometimes they can be unpredictable 😂
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 9:49pm On Jan 25, 2023
MightySparrow:
Without women you don't have posterity.
They are necessary evil.

Just keep one:
The one who fears God or the one God dey fear. grin grin grin
Guyyy! 😂😂
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 9:44pm On Jan 25, 2023
angelfallz:
I posted that picture on my whatsapp status yesterday and commented that I would delete women. Some of the women in my contacts were not happy, to put it mildly.
Lol, women are wired same way so something like this will hurt all of them.

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