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Nairaland / General / Re: Facebook Money by MITCHELL96: 3:50pm On Oct 11, 2023
GuyFawkes7:



Ohhh...okay boss


How far? You messaged me? I haven't been checking my mails.
Music/Radio / Re: US Navy Band Performing Ayrastarr "Rush" (video) by MITCHELL96: 1:30pm On Aug 14, 2023
EzegeNdiigbo:
afro beat gon' soon die in this fvkup kon3
hip pop will soon top up


no cap


What the f^ck are you saying?

You talking trash man 🚮🚮🚮🚮
Politics / Re: Former IGP, Usman Baba Alkali, Is Running For Senate Under APC (Campaign Poster) by MITCHELL96: 2:33am On Aug 14, 2023
post=125065118:

For you abi?

Nigeria will be great again for those who love and pray for her.
But for those that curse her everyday and wish her bad, may the land never favor them.
No be curse, na FACT!


"Nigeria will be great again for those that love and pray for her" yet you support Tinubu and voted him in.

Your hypocrisy level pass mount Everest.

A 40 yrs Cl0wn you are.
Politics / Re: World Youths Day: Don’t Despair, Obi Urges Nigerian Youths by MITCHELL96: 2:23am On Aug 14, 2023
Nazgul:
I was discussing with a friend who voted for APC during the just concluded election. He was telling me that Peter Obi is good but Tinubu has more experience that's why he voted for him (Tinubu)

This dude was still was still telling me to give Tinubu more time, that he believes that Tinubu would deliver.

The sad reality here is that even if the tribunal cancels the last election on the grounds of election malpractices across the federation and calls for fresh elections, Tinubu would still win.

All he has to do is to make a public broadcast and tell his brainless supporters that he has acknowledged his wrongs and he's ready to correct them.

His hungry supporters who can't even afford 2 meals a day would tribalize his statement and call him a man of honour, that it takes a man of honour and integrity to admit that he's wrong. They would go on to ask how many Igbo leaders has ever come out openly to admit that they failed.

And on the stated day of the election, they'll come out in their thousands to vote for him again. Then complain when the suffering becomes unbearable.

Bigots are the easiest people to deceive on this planet, that's why they're always poor, cos all you have to do is to blame the other tribe and they'll rally round you and give you their support even though you're a known thief like Gandollar.

Praying for Nigeria is a waste of prayer which even God himself wouldn't answer. The solution is to raise money and leave.


And you still call that @$$hole your 'friend'? 😑🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60K Job Offer after 5,000 Applications and 2 Interviews | What Would YOU do? by MITCHELL96: 10:55pm On Jul 28, 2023
akwesenana:

Why you no send all this ones give me lol.


Lol, which one I no send for you?

No worry, I go still send more for you for telegram.
Family / Re: Consequences Of Having Many Children In A Bad Economy? by MITCHELL96: 4:51pm On Jul 23, 2023
If you don't have money and want to have more than 2 kids in this economy, you go explain tire grin grin grin

Asin, you go explain tire grin

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Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 9:47pm On Jul 22, 2023
Frontend:
Who told you that Tech can fetch you more money,it is easy to learn a Tech than to get a Tech job,3 years now no Tech job can't you see that Tech is saturated already


You mean the whole tech thing is saturated? Or a just one particular field in tech?
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 9:45pm On Jul 22, 2023
Anonymous6o6:



Are you out here looking for a mentor? an adviser? A tutor? One of the best way to help yourself is by making research. It save you the stress of wasting fund on unnecessary things. You can get a good course on Udemy for a cheap price or if you would rather save money, you can get Udemy latest courses on "downloadly" website for free.

YouTube is also another great option, don't just spend because you have enough. And if you would rather have a mentor that checks in on your progress then get paid courses.


Thanks for your input bro. Really appreciate.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60K Job Offer after 5,000 Applications and 2 Interviews | What Would YOU do? by MITCHELL96: 10:20pm On Jul 21, 2023
BennyDGreat:


Thank you for making mention of these top books.

We really need to promote solid reading culture back here in Nigeria.


Yeah, a lot of Nigerians don't read.

I think they don't see reading as something that's very important in this world of distractions.

They don't know the value of good books.

Most people see reading as some boring thing. They rather press their phone all day than read 1-5 pages of a book.

May God help this generation.
Politics / Re: Tinubu May Appoint Ahmed Raji As Attorney General On Cjn’s Recommendation, Group by MITCHELL96: 9:44pm On Jul 21, 2023
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The doctor hopes you get sick.
The police hopes you become a criminal.
The landlord hopes you don't build a house.
The dentist hopes that your teeth decay.
The mechanic hopes your car breaks down.
The coffin maker wants people around you dead.

Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life.



tongue


grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60K Job Offer after 5,000 Applications and 2 Interviews | What Would YOU do? by MITCHELL96: 9:40pm On Jul 21, 2023
BennyDGreat:


Kindly list the hard copy as well


Omo, it's plenty here oo.

But Subtle act of not giving a f*ck, The fault in our stars' are some of the top books here.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60K Job Offer after 5,000 Applications and 2 Interviews | What Would YOU do? by MITCHELL96: 1:57pm On Jul 21, 2023
TimiMore:


Please can I get 3-6 from you? Pdfdrive doesn't work anymore.
anymoneytimi@gmail.com Thanks


Book number 3 and 6?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60K Job Offer after 5,000 Applications and 2 Interviews | What Would YOU do? by MITCHELL96: 1:56pm On Jul 21, 2023
Askme2020:

Please can you send me these pdf book boss. My WhatsApp no on my signature please.

You know what?
Just mail me, I'll provide my number in the mail so you can message me and get the books.

At least, it will reduce the amount of work I have to do saving people's contact.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60K Job Offer after 5,000 Applications and 2 Interviews | What Would YOU do? by MITCHELL96: 12:49pm On Jul 21, 2023
I can never work for anybody to earn peanut.

I've always told myself that I'll be a creator of something and will rather employ people instead.

It's when you don't realize your worth and capabilities, that's when you settle for less.

I remember when Dinero told me back in 2017 "Mitchell, I can never work for someone to get paid 12 times in a year"

Dinero now has a Benz, Ferrari and is now living outside Nigeria with multiple assets to his name.

I'll recommend this few books I've read to help build your mindset and mentality (don't joke with it)

1. 48 laws of power by Robert Greene
2. Rich dad poor dad by Robert Kiyosaki
3. One Truth, One Law: I Am, I Create By Erin Werley
4. Declutter your mind by SJ Scott.
5. Do it today by Darius Foroux
6. The psychology of money by Morgan Housel

These are the ones I have in PDF format and I'm not charging anybody for it. The ones I have as hard copy aren't listed here since it will be hard for you guys to get it.

Just helping those that want to help themselves.

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Romance / Re: Please, In Which Of These States Am I Likely To Find Love And Work? by MITCHELL96: 12:48pm On Jul 21, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
My picture? I would be disappointed if see it.

It doesn't matter, just post your pics or put a profile picture, who knows if someone here will be attracted to you? Are you underestimating this site?

People have found love here and even proceed to marry eachother.

Don't be ashamed.
Sports / Re: Daniella Hemsley Flashes Breasts: Got Banned From Boxing Final (pictures) by MITCHELL96: 2:32pm On Jul 20, 2023
Men have suffered, the amount of things we men see on a daily basis, I'm not sure if heaven is sure for many of us.

I enter Facebook reels, breast and ass everywhere.

I enter Tiktok, breast and ass everywhere.

I enter Instagram (the baba of all) breast and ass everywhere.

I enter Snapchat, only fans chanels everywhere with breast and ass.

Social media takes off one's focus if not regulated.

Meanwhile, I learnt in China, their government censored the TikTok app for its citizens to not be seeing all those nonsense videos from other countries, rather they changed the algorithm to be feeding their citizens with educative contents.

While USA are busy with their LGBTQ+ movement, China be doing the best for their citizens in all ramifications.

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Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 2:32pm On Jul 20, 2023
GloriousGbola:



Since you seem to be very liquid, I suggest you get a rapid. gator premium subscription and go to softarchive. You can pay for the subscription by downloading the app on Google play or apple store. Then paying. Soft. Archive is a Warez website. You will find links to all sorts of coding tutorials. Most of the files are hosted on rapid. Gator. You should download and install J. Downloader. 2 for easy management of downloads.

I am separating some words with dots because of spermboot


How much is the subscription?
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 2:31pm On Jul 20, 2023
GloriousGbola:


A used thinkpad with 8th gen core i7 integrated graphics and 16gb ram is fine. These are guys with money to burn.

I will not advise anyone to go near a recent macbook because those things are IMPOSSIBLE to repair. Apple has DRMed all their spare parts.


Alright, thanks.
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 10:47pm On Jul 19, 2023
truthCoder:


The specs of a Laptop is not determined by the amount you bought it.

Your ability to scale up in tech depends largely on your ability to make simple research before committing time and resources to a project.

Other people’s time cost money. If the information is not available as open source, you must be ready to pay for it or ask nicely.

Wishing you the best in your new endeavor.



Thank you very much.
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 6:48am On Jul 19, 2023
truthCoder:


You will need to learn so many things apart from tech.


Like what things ?
Travel / Re: World's Most Powerful Passport: Singapore Overtakes Japan, Nigeria ranks 90th by MITCHELL96: 11:38pm On Jul 18, 2023
Orientalzone:
LEARN (A.I ART AND ANIMATION) AND MAKE MORE MONEY ONLINE.
AI art (Artificial Intelligence art) is a form of digital art created or enhanced with AI tools.  A.I videos are human-like, they are far better than cartoons as they look and perfom like real human/Animals.
A.I art works with tools ( it doesn't require knowledge of programming, painting or drawing skills)
WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT:
* Helps in Marketing ( Video ads)
* Content Creator ( like YouTube and Tiktok) etc
* Enhance Teaching Materials
* Comic Book Creator

HOW YOU CAN MAKE MONEY WITH IT:
* Freelance Services (it's highly demanded)
* create and sell video contents
* Promote Your brands
* Have a YouTube channel and focus on a nice niche .
* Advertise for Print on Demand video.
* Atimes sacrifice your time, create promotional videos for big brands, approach them with, I bet you, about 90% of them would compensate you.
* With A.I art skills, you are already an artist. Just think about wall arts
* Create Children books
* As the knowledge is not yet saturated, you can teach others and make money also .
The course consists of 16 detailed videos and they are not heavy.
Price is N4,500



I'll buy your course.
Politics / Re: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by MITCHELL96: 8:55pm On Jul 18, 2023
taylor89:
Una go cry tire

We warned y’all like we did in 2015

But Helinues and the rest assured us Tinubu was a master strategist and a FIRST CLASS graduate of accounting from Chicago University

He did it in Lagos he will replicate it in Nigeria

I knew Tinubu was a Buffon because a man who spent over $500 million to acquire power won’t work for the benefit of the masses

Go to street now everybody just squeeze face

The country is mourning including APC supporters

Omo this government of Tinubu must favor you people and una family oo

Una go cry till blood come out

Tinubu fire down no look anybody face

Make the suffer choke

Before end of 2023 mortuary go full

Tinubu area of specialization is COCAINE & HEROIN not governance



"Before end of 2023 mortuary go full" 😂😂😂😂
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 8:13pm On Jul 18, 2023
qtguru:


855k guy that's too much


A friend of mine told me one of this student got a gaming laptop for 2.5 million.


I've been trying to attach a screenshot of the chat I had with him but Nairlaland is what it is, can't upload the pic.

Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 8:06pm On Jul 18, 2023
Sheriman:
This one came here to brag not to learn. You are telling us you bought 885K HP laptop and you think that is all you need to scale through in tech?
I hope you are a rich kid?


Yes, I came to brag angry now can you get off my post? undecided
I worked for it, so I have the right to put the price.
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 7:21pm On Jul 18, 2023
nnamdiosu:

Dm me.

Alright.
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 7:21pm On Jul 18, 2023
Immunity1555:

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Alright. Will message you.
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 7:21pm On Jul 18, 2023
tensazangetsu20:
Men you shouldn't have bought that laptop o grin grin grin. 855k is a lot to spend on a laptop to learn to code.


Lol, I'm someone that doesn't mind spending much on something that will fetch me more money, so I don't see it that way.

This is what some guys spend on clothes sef grin at least I use am do better thing.
Programming / Re: Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 7:12pm On Jul 18, 2023
Okporiaku:
I think you should research what language you would love to learn
Then look for a mentor to guide you through

Edit: but sha why u dey tell us the price of your laptop grin


I put the price there so people can know the capability of the laptop without having to ask the specs, at least, in Nigeria here, once the price is high, it's people a clue of what the product can do.

Hope you know where I'm heading to?

Not bragging.
Programming / Need Someone That's Good In Programming by MITCHELL96: 11:24am On Jul 18, 2023
Holla amigos, I wouldn't want to type a long text here.

I just want to be brief and clear.

I just got a HP envy laptop for 885,000k last 2 weeks, it's very okay for programming, you can google the specs.

Lately, I noticed I've fell in love with tech and with the demand in tech gurus currently and in the future.

I need someone who can guide me on how I can go about it. what language(s) I should learn, where to purchase courses, like I need someone that can access me and know what fits me and everything I should know of in this field.

I'm someone that's always ready to learn new things, I'm never tired of acquiring new knowledge and skills.

I'll be glad to read opinions from experts here.
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by MITCHELL96: 10:57am On Jul 18, 2023
slysite4real:
Hey!
I'm offering to teach Java for free to motivated beginners. Please send me a message if this interests you.

I'm currently enrolled in a java bootcamp. I'm not an expert yet, but I have learnt enough to teach an absolute beginner. I believe that teaching you will also help me get better at Java.



Will mail you rightaway.
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by MITCHELL96: 10:47am On Jul 18, 2023
ibnquasale:
i am a very confused person when it comes to choosing an "appropriate" programming language cry cry. i know the gurus here can help me. i read statistics and maths.
my desire is to be able to design front ends for my databases, design GUIs and desktop applications that can also serve as front ends or data analysis applications.

i know little of PHP, Python, CSS, Mysql (through video tutorials). one of my main challenge is i don't know what to do with them, especially after learning the basis..... i don't mind being an apprentice to an expert here wink grin grin

thanks in advance.

Edit: 2023
It’s really bn long i made this post (about 10 years). Today, a lot have changed and I work as a senior data engineer now , having worked as software developer, data analyst, ML engineer etc in the past. Thanks to all who helped on this thread.



Can you teach someone? I'll love my younger brother to learn programming.

You can either quote or mail me let's handle business.

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