₦airaland Forum

Mercychen:
Hahahahaaaa... You're not serious. Kikikikiiii...

Why won't I be serious ??

Alaye, which phone is your mother or father using

You won buy iPhone for a girl you're in relationship with that you don't know if you'll tie the knot with, get sense abeg

Mercychen:
But you never die na? Abi na from spirit world you dey type? kikikikiiii..

Leave me abeg.

Cat with 9 lives

Mercychen:
And you never die

What of the sporadic shootings that happens abroad sometimes?

God forbid. Me I will not die in Jesus name.

Shooting and killings happen Everywhere, but Nigeria's own is something else, mostly sponsored by self- centered people and the government that was meant to protect it's citizens. Isn't that madness ? Huh?

Mercychen:
After they'll say abroad is better. A place where you can't afford simple things like haircut, is that one better?

Pray to make it here in naija, you'll enjoy life to the fullest.

No place like home abeg.

You're right, "No place like home"

But, you can die easily and faster here, bandits, cultist, kidnappers, Boko Haram, terrorist and stray bullets flying here and there

Timoleon:
Did he say which particular lifetime?

Nope, the first time I heard that prophesy was 2009, I started Balling 2007, and this is 2021

My hope and mind is only on this career like mad.

He promised me that I'll be a professional footballer

I don't blame them, the shithole government didn't create any job for them, so they gats create job for themselves which is Yahoo

Will you be happy after graduating, you don't see a good job offer or something? And you know the kind of life you want to live, I swear down, you'll join them in doing yahoo, so just kind your business, Yahoo can't stop as long as this shithole APC and PDP government still exist

Lies!!! Even to feed all the mad men in Nigeria, they can't, that's how they lie so they won't question them about how the money meant for a particular project was spent because they've pocketed the money

Because they're not technologically wise

Example, your Minister of information Lai Mohammed, things like this doesn't come to his mind, na only to talk about bandits and boko Haram and how to extend Twitter ban, Nonsense childish government!

If I fit snuggle go Congo sef, I go dey happy

I just don't wanna to hear about bandits, terrorist, kidnappers, cultist and most especially, Buhari and his cabinet news anymore

Mtcheew! Giant of Africa my foot!

Make them carry that title give Ghana or South Africa, we don't deserve it! The money Nigeria has, there shouldn't be any bad road at all. I weep for this country, is there still hope ? I guess not!

Dem arrest am with him DIOR bag

That shit happened to me too, they say it's semen or something that has to do with sexual maturity, so there's nothing to worry about, it will reduce with time.

stasius:
What happened?

Mehn, Long story oo, I now when you're about to die, you turn deaf, you don't hear what people talk, even when looking at them and knowing they're talking

Okay oo, That means we should be expecting something huoooge be that na ?

Racoon:
Will this remind the president of the ephemeral nature of being in power and vanity of this life? One second one is alive and in another second gone.The gap between life and the other side is just a thin line.

I swear bro, I swear!!

I saw death yesterday around 12 midnight, I now knew how it's like, Thank GOD for life, I'm forever grateful

Nothing like Liberty mehnnnn, These guys have been dinied freedom for 1 year plus now, The worst is when the judge sentence them to like 25 years in prison

He never impacted my life though, but I just miss his cruise jare, We need someone like him to entertain us in this Buhari, bandit, Kidnappers, cultist, killings and boko Haram era E no easy to be a Nigerian in this Buhari regime na soso badnews everyday

Why E no crash ??

God why ?? I for happy die mehnnnn

Damn!

Please what are the benefits ??

Hair or for skin ?

tunize:
Correct yourself not everybody is depressed

Lol, Yeah not everybody, thanks

I've downloaded it, but it has disappeared for now,

Only people that downloaded it earlier can access it

Thank God I downloaded it before it disappeared since the App has turned to a Ghost

Thank GOD I downloaded it before it disappeared

This one is not for all those girls with Yam legs oo
Make una no go spoil person beautiful market

E no easy for anybody oo

Everybody just dey depressed

H

SmartPolician:
It's very hard to see a fair and handsome or beautiful Bayelsan who lives in the state. I don't know why. Most of the handsome and beautiful people who live in that state are from Delta State.

Lol

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irunoko:
the one in blue shirt still dey get erection

He's so ugly abeg pardon

Evil man