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Wow! may God send her a helper that will change her life, get her a shop and all the things she needs to run this business smoothly, she's a super woman, a woman that has chosen to work legitimately unlike her mates that uses their clitocurrency to buy G wagon up and down

God bless you ma'am... But I hope when it rains heavily, it doesn't disturb her and her costumers ? What about the TV there ? A drop of rain can spoil it when it gets into the mother board or something

Just see the ugly face of that one on blue jeans and white shirt!


I've been laughing hard man

But wait oo what will make those underage kids steal na ?? I mean the first photo, what triggered those small boys to steal ?

Speeeedy!

Always adding speed in everything he does

See the man's face sef like Odumeje

Clout chasing bloody prophets

Bad roads?

How will staking 5k give you 3k ?
5k will give you 15k and something on top na

Abi, you mistakenly typed 5k instead of 5H ??

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The first one

Oops! I don't like typing RIP

Well, I think I just did

Gadafii:
omo make i tell you my stroy

about 6 weeks ago, my babe visited me, we were together for a full week

i know we are definitely goin to sin, so i got protection and put them in my fridge, but i didnt get to use past one, for obvious reason

first night we sinned, but i was able to pull out, before the volcanic eruption

at some point, i wasnt able to pull out and everything went inside, we were both worried about that

she advised i got post pill immediately, she used it

even tho i wasnt okay with pills as they would have negative effect later(it eventually delayed her period )


long story short, we sinned more and the volcano erupted inside the cave couple of more times, we had to resort to the same post pills

few weeks later, she started compalining about some pregnancy symptoms, omo my liver cut ones

i didnt show it to her tho, i took it upon me to reassure her shes good, that it was just her mind playing tricks on her, she had doubts if the pills work, cos at some point, she took it later than normal.

she went to a clinic to complain with the symptoms , the first question they asked her was if there was any possibility she was pregnant(that is, if she made love without protection )

she started loosing sleeps, complaining of her stomach getting bigger, she couldn't poop for days and all other symptoms, so i directed her to get pregnancy test strip, the result came back negative, but she was still not at rest, saying "what if the baby is hiding?"

every day she complains of one symptom or the other, she was visibly shaken, even tho she has graduated and waiting to serve, we couldnt afford pregnancy now, i gave her all the emotional support and she needed, while my head was on overd rive on what to do if she eventually takes in, somehow i wasnt scared if she gets pregnant cos i will gladly settle down with her, thats if her parents no shoot me shaa

so while trying to douse the tension , we started discussing baby names, lmao..it wasnt funny but that was funny, she came up with different names, while i did same.

while all of these was going on, we were waiting for her period to come, i think i mentoned that in a thread some days back

we concluded we would run a proper pregnancy test if her period is a week delayed. last week she had it all time worse, saying she was sure she was pregnant, she was all moody and disturbed, but me i no fear, i made up my mind i will take responsibility for my action, when i was diving nigga raw, i enjoyed it, so this is the fruit of my action, so we move

but she was worried her parents will be disappointed in her. her period was supposed to start las week monday, but she no see.

on friday she told me she hasnt still seen the period, i told her we will go for test by monday, asked her to come around by saturday

brethren, her period came on saturday morning, the joy was beyond me, she was super happy and joyous.

that was a close shave and we immediately concluded no show till further notice, that was a very challenging period of my life so no more sex for now

God is warning you oo he won't spare you next time, na quadruplets your babe go born

Aufbauh:
It was Eric Baily, and he is right.
Why rushing a player who has not recovered fully from an injury and have had just a single training session before the Leicester match?

Meanwhile you have a full fitted central back in the person of Baily. Ole is an error!

You're right!

Bro, Let me tell you something, they're many things I'd love to type here, but for my personal reasons, I can't type them here as this place is an open place. I'll love to talk to you on phone or have a private chat with you on any social platform

A lot of people have been in your shoes, don't even try to take your own life for something you know you would have prevented if you used a condom, Though your previous post about this, a lot of Nairalanders mocked and made fun of you, it takes the grace of GOD to understand your situation, a lot of people just don't know how to talk to people they barely know, because they've been doing theirs without getting a girl pregnant that's why they're mocking you as if they're perfect!!

You shouldn't mind them, if you've chosen not to abort the baby, you should just try and save some money, don't let this make you drop out of school or do something stupid, it's not worth it, it will only make life worst for you, embrace what's coming, You've chosen to be a father now, you have to take that responsibility as if your life depends on it, The little kid you're about to bring to this world knew nothing about what you did, if he/she had know you won't be able to take that fatherly responsibility, he/she would have tried to stop it, but the poor kid has no idea of what you did, Cheer up! It's nothing to fear, just save some money to buy pampers and all of that, Nigeria sef can't help you, everything is costly now, you have to be a man you have Choosen to be by this fatherhood step you took.

Even this Cristiano Ronaldo, Yes! The Footballer, His mom wanted to abort him but the doctor that was supposed to do the abortion told her not to do it anymore, now is Ronaldo not a blessing to her ??


I really want to talk to you, I want to help you financially etc, if that can give you small hope. Most kids you see today are from mistakes like this too, if you trace the father or mother through the kid you'll see they're happy and living their lives..

Please don't take your life, Pleeeeeease!

WeRblessed:
Please be careful with your utterance. I know you're kidding but when it comes to the sensitivity of what you wrote, it could be worrisome to some of us from North America. Any body could easily forward this to FBI and they will start unnecessary investigations. If I were you I'll delete this thread.

Thank you, I love you so so much! ❤️

I've deleted it, and I was just being sarcastic.

seguno2:
How many of the clowns in charge of your local, state and federal governments in the legislative and executive arms, have you sacked for non-performance since 1999?
If you have not sacked any of them, why are you calling for Ole’s sack because of one match? Are you a hypocrite

Go and sit down, you're taking like a kid, do I have any power to sack them ? Mtcheew!!!

Just look at What you typed on here it shows you're the real hypocrite here

Who deeeeeeey bomb!?

Omo! Things dey really sup for this world oo

How can a 70 year old man be sexually attracted to a 7 year old girl ?? Asin, na Yansh wey she get Abi breast dey attract this big fool

This is to show you guys that some people are beast!!
This isn't Normal, you should be giving your grandchildren and children advice not fucking around, cut off that MF dick asap!!

Damn!!

Axelrode988:
FTC?

42year old Ighalo stay away from the super eagles

Damn!!! That looks like his real age though

blaise26abj:
For the first time ? Really ? This man gave us Moyes . An untested , unserious and disastrous coach who further ruined manutd after fergie retired and left manutd with an aged , patched up team .

For the umpteenth time , this man is vexing me with his interference

I swear down!

Kylce042:
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Same Alex that suggested Moyes boss i respect but you’re playing with my feelings again.

I know, but this one is something else, we're seeing him fumbling and still telling the board to give him time? Is it after we're in relegation zone that they'll now sack him

IbrahimSkiba:
They are actually very spacious inside

By width ba ? Cos it looks small oo

blaise26abj:
For the first time ? Really ? This man gave us Moyes . An untested , unserious and disastrous coach who further ruined manutd after fergie retired and left manutd with an aged , patched up team .

For the umpteenth time , this man is vexing me with his interference

Bro, this one is different from Moyes matter, he suggested Moyes to Man United as his fellow countryman and with a believe he'll make the team succeed, Nobody knew Moyes will flop, but this one is we've all seen Ole can't handle this team even with the good players we have, he's still fumbling, so you get my point ?? This one pain pass Moyes matter na, you check am.

falcon01:
One tight pass the other, one clean pass the other!!

Fact!

For the first time Alex Ferguson Provoke me!!

Alex shift!! Let Manchester United sack that clown!!

Lagos houses because of space management, see as the house con small

killmods:
I hope ur not mistaking me for him oo. Na me dey find help biko

Yeah, i did, I modified it though.

NoFucksToGive:
I asked because you could have easily googled that stupid description of a pen with blinking lights to know what the device is called !!! it is definitely not called a pen thingy with blinking lights. How lazy are you?

Suit yourself man!! And Learn how to talk to people you barely know!

NoFucksToGive:
How old are you?

What does my age have to with this ?


I shaa blame my self, Na me just Bleep up reply the post

killmods:
So I was in Spar to get some stuffs and I saw a fine babe. We got talking nd found out she was selling Jewelries up in there. She took me to her section nd I saw some pretty good looking necklaces nd bracelets going for 25k upwards. I was tempted but I don't know jack about gold or any jewelries. So my question is how do I know real gold before Babe use me up her market.

You'll know from The weight, the thickness and There's also a device they use in checking Original jewelry, I don't know if they have it there, it's like a pen, they place it on the jewelry and it's beeps repeatedly with lights

I thought there were sworn enemies
Abi Davido dey try get close to burna to spoil Him and wizkid bromance ? well, Whatever

Giveaway kee you there!

Go and fence your village first

abeggnow:
have u noticed its just bitumen they are pouring on the road?? no actual road construction going on

I dey tell you, Roads that potholes will soon full before next year sef