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BERNIMOORE:
APC are Sheriff Deputies

Only UPH people will get it

How much this one even get self to de get personal shopper? money good oo I must make am

Facebooker:

Saved all my hard earned pocket money to buy it. With the intent of unlimited porn from one of its channel like my besties jisted me.

I had to double my hustle to make that money, took extra dicks and it nothing came out it if. Mtcheeeeeew

All this hustling and extra dick for something less than 25k.

It's only a thought but I think this post is just for attention

I don't know what to say, so I'll pass the mic to my dog

Offpoint:
You don't know how an average Nigerian is frustrated until you visit Social Media... no matter how corporate they look, they've all lost their chill...
I tell you that gov will not visit his handle till next year.
Honestly speaking it's better you come to my house and beat me than this kind of reply. it can cuz emotional trauma and breakdown, it can cuz the governor not to function well again in his office... in fact it'll effect is erection for the next 3 months and total lost of appetite.

This your name fit you I swear

Nutase:
First bank should adopt that elephant. Its bad for there image.

Nigerian police nko?

Yuneehk:
According to her brother, 17 year old Victoria is the last born of her family and she went visit her younger sister
Hope she's found safe and sound

Hope you know Nigerians call cousin, brother and sister too

Maybe the author knows and talks it

bottlecap:
ask lala he knows better

how can I ask lala when it's not a snake?

buhariguy:
but we have recovered from the culprit like no other government

What recovery? is it the recovery of N13 trillion that you still borrowed to fund something of N6 trillion? Who is fooling who?

bottlecap:
CR7, the only player that make me stay late sometimes just to watch and see him play, one word # respect, you deserve this.

Is this ass real or a photoshop

kachi19:
So?? Should we fry toilet roll?

To me he's not better than Drogba, It's just been european privileges (am not a chelsea fan)

@olawaletimi see one spotted

olawaletimi:
Haters will still come and say this records are not worth it.

Haters will always hate, it's their job

HausaOverlord:
I don't care what they say, C boy is the GOAT

You're right bro.

Whether it is at the club level or the international level, Cristiano Ronaldo seems to make and break footballing records on a weekly basis. Despite being at the age of 33, when most players enter their decline and start contemplating their retirement, Ronaldo is showing few signs of following suit and continues to perform at the most elite level.
Although the Portuguese legend has a whole host of records to his name, there are some more impressive than others. The sheer size of Ronaldo's record collection is impressive enough but not all of them are unbeatable.

Nevertheless, there are some staggering records that he possesses that seem next to impossible to be broken by a future star of the game. Here's a look at 4 such records that are currently held by Ronaldo:

1. Winning every individual and team honor with two clubs
Ronaldo has won the Ballon D'or, World Player of the Year, Golden Boot, Champions League, domestic league, domestic cup, World Club Championship, and domestic Super Cup at two different clubs.
While his rival, Lionel Messi has achieved this at Barcelona during his miraculous career, CR7 has done so at both Manchester United and Real Madrid. The closest player to matching this record is French legend Zinedine Zidane, who won virtually every individual and team honour at Juventus and Real Madrid, but not all of them.
When considering that of all the legends the game has produced, none have been able to accomplish this feat other than Ronaldo, it begs the question of whether someone in the future will be able to do so either - it is difficult enough achieving this at one club.
It is unfathomable as to how any player in the foreseeable future will eclipse this astonishing record set by the Portuguese, and will rightly be the hardest record of his to break.

2. Scoring 300 La Liga goals in just 286 games

Since Ronaldo joined Real Madrid in 2009, it is fair to say that he has been nothing short of a goal scoring miracle.
The Real Madrid legend has spent his time in Spain devastating goalkeepers season after season and in just his 286th game in La Liga, he scored his 300th goal which is the quickest any player has achieved this.
When considering that Ronaldo also holds the record for reaching 100 goals and 200 goals faster than any other player in La Liga history, this record becomes even more impressive as it shows that from the moment he joined Real Madrid in 2009, he has been consistently scoring goals.
The fact that he has done it at an unprecedented rate of 1.05 goals per game means that it would require another individual to perform at an even higher level than Ronaldo has done for nearly a decade, and chances are that it will stay unbroken.
With the Portuguese behemoth currently sitting at 307 La Liga goals in 288 games, he is showing few signs of slowing down and this record can only get stretched further.

3. Scoring 50 goals for 6 consecutive seasons in a Top-5 league

To make this achievement stand out even more, Lionel Messi has only managed to do this consecutively for 3 seasons.
To score 50 goals in one season is remarkable, but to do it in 6 consecutive seasons at the highest level of football is beyond belief and for that reason it will be a virtually impossible record to break in the future.
Ronaldo's six consecutive seasons where he hit at least 50 goals:

10/11: 54 apps 53 goals

11/12: 55 apps 60 goals

12/13: 55 apps 55 goals

13/14: 47 apps 51 goals

14/15: 54 apps 61 goals

15/16: 48 apps 51 goals

4. Scoring more than 10 Champions League goals in 7 consecutive seasons

The Champions League is the competition that Cristiano Ronaldo performs at his highest level, and this is evidenced by numerous records he holds in the most elite club tournament.
None of these achievements illustrate his dominance more than his record of scoring more than 10 goals a season for seven consecutive seasons in the Champions League.
To put this record into greater context, no other player has managed to achieve this feat for more than 2 seasons despite the tournament being over 60 years old and it is for this reason that it seems highly unlikely that this record will be broken even in the future.

With these points I believe even his biggest rival can't beat this.

https://m.allfootballapp.com/news?id=608503&type=share&language=en

Billyonaire:
Yes.

The messages are from Infinite Source. The Conscious Energy that powers the created and the uncreated worlds.

My earlier data came from Extra Terrestrial Ancestors of ours, the Reptillians, the Blue Avians, the Pleaedians and now I am connected to Source and I tune my brain as antennae to any frequencies I choose to access data from. I have access to the Akarshic Record using Frequency Resonance.

Take these messages seriously, I will not always be with you guys on the flesh for ever. And I will soon quit nairaland, not because I do not love this place. I have new businesses to build and these ideas come directly from the Source, so I will be pretty busy with many projects so, I may not be here to guide you guys. So pick up science books and programming books and read.

The God we worship are just not the Almighty. The fact that they created us and re-engineered our DNA does not make them worth worshipping. There is yet another, that created the Jehovah, the Allah, the Angels etc and above all, there is no way you can understand anything about this Universe and the Matrix except you know basic programming, esoteric sciences, architecture, astrophysics, Numerology, and even how to bath properly and put your bare feet on the green grass to earth the energy flow from 532Hz to 7.83 Hz to maintain sanity while getting these experiences.

The Churches are wrong about demonic possession. It is all brain waves and I can treat that shitt with just music tones.

I am done here, I got fishes to fry.

Pls I'll like to keep in touch with you,
0 7 0 6 2 5 1 5 2 1 6

biacan:
Now you got me rolling on the floor

Pls stand up and gimme answer

biacan:
Congrats guys




Still don't know why the right person haven't proposed to me I'm actually a good person but this my stubborn character wants to ruin things for me GUYS LOOK INTO MY MATTER

Will you marry me?

“True love doesn’t happen right away; it’s an ever-growing process. It develops after you’ve gone through many ups and downs, when you’ve suffered together, cried together, laughed together.” – Ricardo Montalban


Falling in love with a woman can be one of the most wonderful and exciting things that happens in your life. The problem may be trying to figure out if a woman is in love with you, too. Whether you’re beginning a relationship, or whether you’re in a long-term relationship, women will exhibit the same kind of behaviors when they have fallen in love with you.
Here Are 10 Behaviors A Woman Exhibits When She’s In Love

1. Shy behavior

A woman who is in love with you will start to be unusually shy. As opposed to when she is hanging out with friends and other men that she isn’t in love with, she may be much more outgoing and boisterous. If she’s in love with you, you might find that she is more likely to avoid eye contact with you, giggle when you speak to her, and have a hard time communicating with you.

2. She gives you presents

Sure, getting presents on your birthday or holidays is pretty standard. But when a woman is in love with you, you may find that she gives you presents more often. They’re not always big presents, but they’re often very special and heartfelt. If you find that a woman you know or are casually dating brings you presents often and without reason, it’s probably a sign that she’s deeply in love.

3. Acting slightly childish

If a woman is in love with you, she may begin to exhibit some strange behavior. She wants to be seen as cute in front of the person that she loves, and being cute is often hand-in-hand with being slightly childish.

4. Interested in your life

A woman who is in love with you will take an interest in your life. She wants to know about your day, about your past, about your hopes and dreams. She isn’t just asking to be polite, either. She is genuinely interested in your life and what you think and feel, and all of your opinions on things.

5. She starts the conversation

Whether she’s messaging you online, sending you a text or seeking you out to start talking, a woman who is in love with you is more likely to start the conversation. Sometimes, you may find that she’s always sending you the first text, or is the one who’s calling you on the phone.
These are behaviors of a woman who really wants to talk to you.

6. Shows interest in what you do

Do you have a boring job? A weird hobby? It doesn’t matter what you do for a living or what you do during your free time; a woman who is in love with you will think that the things you do are the most interesting things on the planet. She loves to listen to you talk about what you do for a living, or talk about your favorite hobbies and interests. A woman who is in love with you is interested in even the most boring details of your day.

7. She wants to look good

Making a good impression is important to a woman when she’s in love with someone. One of the first impressions that someone can make is with their physical appearance. That means that if a woman is always looking her best whenever you’re around her,
she’s probably trying to impress you with the way that she looks.

8. Always looks happy

When you walk into the room, does her expression change? Does she light up when she sees you? If so, it’s a sign that she’s falling for you. A woman who isn’t interested in someone is rarely going to look excited every time they walk into the room. Pay attention to the way she smiles and the light in her eyes every time you’re around – if she looks like you’re her whole world, then you probably have a woman who is in love.

9. She can’t look you in the eyes

Maintaining eye contact is something that many people do when they’re feeling confident. But a woman who is in love with you may find it hard to maintain eye contact. After all, eyes are a window to the soul. When a woman has a hard time keeping eye contact, it’s a sign that she’s in love with you and is too shy to show it.

10. Pays attention to your needs and wants

She’s always aware of what you need, whether it’s an ear to listen, or someone to offer advice. A woman who is in love with you will have no problem keeping your wants and needs at the forefront of her mind, and she will be happy to help you with whatever you need.
Final thoughts
Women show their emotions in different ways than men do, and when they fall in love, they can exhibit a type of behavior that makes it obvious … but only if you know what to look for! If you’re with a woman and want to figure out if she’s deeply in love with you, you’ll want to keep a lookout for these specific behaviors.

Source: https://www.powerofpositivity.com/behaviors-women-true-love/amp/

Samyj247:
I wanted to post something like this yesterday but after typing it stupied opera didn't submit it an the writeup disappeared... op u are on point. I have been following their goal rating on soccervista and strongly belv ronaldo will take the top goal scorer for this season. the guy is just better.

Sure, nobody would have believed he'll come this close.

Cristiano Ronaldo continued his superb scoring streak on Sunday night with four goals in Real Madrid 's 6-3 win over Girona.
Ronaldo has now netted in eight straight games in all competitions and has 18 goals in his last nine La Liga outings.
His current form is in stark contrast to earlier in the season. After firing a blank in Real's win over Las Palmas on November 5, Ronaldo had just one goal having played seven league games, while his rival Lionel Messi was 11 ahead of him.
At this point, according to Marca, Ronaldo made a bet with his Real team-mates.


Cristiano Ronaldo took home the match ball after netting four times in a 6-3 win over Girona

At the moment Messi is only 3 goals ahead of him.
Now the BIG question is, can he make it?



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5519033/Cristiano-Ronaldo-bold-bet-hed-outscore-Lionel-Messi.html

My first Topic on NL, please mods help me push it to FP if it's worth it.
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lofty900:
Even bill gates will not buy it.

If he can spend $36 million to buy a 72page note book then he can buy this bike

DrRasheed:
One thing i know for sure is that mr president is not someone that play politics, reason why top corrupt diplomats of this nation who wield power use and exploit him for their own interest.
Allah kare mana baba buhari.

So you're saying he's not corrupt but lacks political knowledge that's why the corrupt politicians are still in his cabinet doing shady things right? Lemme ask you this, if he does not know anything about politics why contesting for office for over 12years?
If u want to support him, look for something good he has done and not silly excuses please

Why didn't u include the prices?