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Oh yes they do!
Excessive and unnecessary nagging is one of the reasons i got fed up with my ex.
U dnt wanna get caught up with this kind of guy.
Trust me its hell!

If ur story is actually true,then you've made a very terrible mistake.
How can you consent to marry someone who has strings of girlfriends?
Pardon me but its the dumbest thing av eva heard.its more like you were desperate to have him at all cost.
To the extent that you're still with him even when he's now physically abusive.
C'mon girl!
Think carefully.
Do u want ur daughter to grow up in a violent home? Trust me its not nice.

One advice i'll give to you is be extremely careful.
Cuz sum ladies might want to take advantage of u cuz u rily sound desperate.
Give a brief description about you.Am sure that will help.

thanks steaming and gamine for the advice.

and plz ladies what do you think about dead sea magik black mud soap?

what is that love song that just does it for you?
that song that identifies with a bad period of your life or probably a time of pain.maybe a time wen u just lost someone or had a terrible heartbreak.
Anytime you listen to it, it takes your mind back to that period and you just wanna hold back those tears.
it could be just one song or a list of them.

i'll go first.

viva forever_shania twain

pawn

Loss of huge talent.
*long hiss*
Can't stop the tears from flowing,

what is that love song that just does it for you?
that song that identifies with a bad period of your life or probably a time of pain.maybe a time wen u just lost someone or had a terrible heartbreak.
Anytime you listen to it, it takes your mind back to that period and you just wanna hold back those tears.
it could be just one song or a list of them.

i'll go first.

viva forever_shania twain

bob marley
who did the OST for the movie shrek?

game

tame

breathe slow_alesha dixon

dent

Bean

Send

Neil young
lady gaga is under what record label?

INK this game existed!

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Help

@gamine,
is it specially formulated for light skinned people cuz am dark skinned

pile

skillet 2006
what is the real name of tpain?

Teal

;Dnice one!

@sissy& tatase,

thnks babes.
i think i'll try one of them out.
i think one major problem i have is my stylist always complains that its not possible to retouch just the root.
she said no matter how u do it, it must always get to the tip.
don't know what to do about that?

and how do you go about deep conditioning your hair?

Dumb blonde (+18)






A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar.
She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for a while.

Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender had a sudden thought, and so he cautiously looked around.

Seeing that no one was around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of the situation.

The next night, the bartender was, again, working the late shift, but some of his friends stopped by, so he told them
about the previous night and his good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the blonde walks in again. The bartender motions to his friends that she is the same lady. The
lady sits down at the bar and orders another Coors. Eventually, she passes out. The bartender closes up shop, and him and all
his friends take their turns.

The next night, the bartender is working the late shift. His friends show up, with all of their friends, and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The woman walks in again, orders a
Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So, the barender closes up shop, and everyone has a turn.

The next night, even more people are waiting at the bar. The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.

The bartender, his plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"

She looks at him for a minute and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes my pussy sore!"

HOW HELL FROZE OVER



Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.

Wandecoal's MUSHIN TO MOHITS or Psquare's DANGER album, which do you prefer?
Cuz both albums av got great hit songs.
Lets hear your opinion please.

Made

@ben,
thanks!

reap

WIVES, MARRIAGE, RELATIONSHIP



Dave Holumeday Jester Hardebaryor January 21 at 6:33am Reply
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