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Fortius:
my cappo mitchyy..hw r u feelin now ma..Abeg stop bendin o..jst squat na..we nid to discuss in camera sha abt future tins ..i no wan mak dat raptor2 hia us

I've stopped o. One oversabi mama was telling dh that he shudnt do housework for me. That i shud be sweeping, mopping floor, washing clothes, so that i can deliver with induction or CS. And dh really believed her cus she has many kids. Thank God he saw the result after just few minutes of bending to do housework.

As per future things, yes o. Kolanut is ready. Dont worry, mum raptor2 is sleeping

simababe:
Mehn see baby Jay, omo he's super cute. I musto born girl for you ooooo. May God make ur presence in ur family a glorious one.

As in. When they say pikin fine, enkaydewdrop pikin fine finish. I pray make my inlaw mum fortius nor change mind o after seeing this handsome bobo

BritneyStacy:
Better mummy! !!!

*clears throat*

What are you and dosht sharing behind my mum Zaynie's back? Bring that basket here

tyconcepts:
We go soon fight with serious blows and tearing of pants + bras

No be only pick team....na team pick

Haaaaaaa!!!

*runs away holding pant and bra*
But na here i go dey sha when you go turn class captain

talltosyne:
Congrats dear, God bless ur Lo. Welcome to MOTHERWOUND

Hahaha. Which one is motherwound again? Nor dey make us fear o

@tyconcepts, mummy Mofe don get alert? Hehehehe. Pick your team now o. No need to pay dues, as senior mama concern

enkaydewdrop:
ituation report ...

Thanks ma'am Zaynie for the call...
Thanks mitchyy...
Thanks Fortius Romanus ...

Thank you everyone...


#LotsOfLove...


Introducing BABY JAY...
My Chinco Baby...

#ThreadCutie

Now we know who has really been eating all the custard and ewa agoyin. Welcome to the world Baby Jay, our oyinbo cutie

Dunni29:
@Mitchyy. I began feeling the pain like pinching around 36wks it was worse when my LO is doing somersaults. I complained about it to the doctor and he said it was normal but at the same time I felt this bumpy ridge at the top of my navel towards the left side. My 1st used to stretch a lot and give my bump different disfigurement so I just assumed that the baby was settled in that spot. Anyway after delivery the occasional pain refused to go. Went for scans nothing seen. Till I saw a surgeon who examined me and diagnosed it. It is not life threatening but it would require surgical repair cos the stomach muscles have given way and lost its elasticity. It didn't prevent me from having another kid or even going for a 3rd one now . I am looking at having it repaired after I hang my boots

Wow. Thanks for sharing. But according to what i checked online and your experience, there is no ridge or bump close to my navel. Its all smooth.
The pain has stopped now. Let me keep watching it. I noticed it started immediately after bending to do some housework.

Same here o. I just got a debit alert yesterday of 1000 airtime transaction which i never did and i checked my line, no 1000 airtime in it. What's wrong with GTB's system? Are they trying to make money off us?

writemeshyahoo:
I'm very sure the starch was not fresh. Left over starch are usually like that.

Maybe. I store my starch for up to a month and everytime i make it, it stays the same. That means the starch has been stored for months? That's weird.
The starch they served me, you could practically eat it with a fork and knife. But the banga soup was pretty okay tho

writemeshyahoo:
Delta Kitchen @ Bode Thomas Surulere.

The day i went there i was disappointed because their starch was like eba. I just hope deyve improved now

christybabe:
Good morning mama's.
@ Mitchy, you just want Baby Hansel to come today today, but 37 weeks according to baby centre is full term. Me I don enter 37 weeks today, my tummy is now down eh, and my baby moves as if he is ready to pop out...

Come to think of it June will end next week ooo, and July will start next week. *dancing shoki* am so counting down to July... Anyway I have this feeling that Baby will come first or second week.. waiting patiently. .

@ onyxGem10, thank God for his intervention oo.

@ Fortius, @ esof1, @ raptor2, @Mitchy, @ onyxGem10 and other July mama's hope you are all counting down.

Yes o. We are all counting down. Me i want to offload asap before my baby go reach 5kg. July nor far again

Dunni29:
I have three questions for you first. Is this your first pregnancy, are you close to term and do you have a big bump.
Please Google search for Para umbilical hernia. The symptoms you just discribed are familiar to me cos I had it with my 1st and still living with it today . A scan won't show anything cos it is tissues that are affected

Yes, yes, yes. First pregnancy, almost 37weeks and i have a big bump. I'll google this asap.
Pls share your experience with me pls, cus the pain is out of this world.

Shey i told you guys Enkay is not porting? Now na my turn to surprise una by porting. Hehehehe. Congrats sweetheart!!! I'm still bursting in excitement over your safe delivery. You're now senior mum Enkay!!!

Hahhhh! For your birth announcement to bring out Nurse Kaffy4bill from her hiding place, e show say you be really case o

Heal well dear and be proud of your scar of love. Kisses to your bundle of joy.

I vote Ivyy, optional1 and Mimzy cc NLJega

Hello sabi mamas, please i need your opinion. Today is ANC but my obgyn was unavailable. He was handling a surgery at the theater so i couldnt see him. I've been having this sharp pain close to my belly button(navel) since yday evening. It pained me for almost 10minutes and then stopped.
At the hospital this morning it started again and i couldnt even stand up from the chair. The dr on duty said its normal pregnancy pain but i should go for a scan. The scan shows all is well.
Right now it has started again. Very sharp unbearable pain. I just don't know what could be wrong. Pls help.

enque:
Hello Mamas, hope we are all having a good day. Please i have a question for the house.

What does PLACENTA PREVIA mean and what are the implications? Went for a scan today and that was what I was told, couldn't see the gynae cos he has been in surgery since 10am till now and I had to go back to work.
I remember someone here mentioning it, I think it's enkaydewdrop. Pls if anyone can help with info, I'd appreciate cos i'd want to know what we are up against...lol.

Thanks and God bless Us all

cc zaynie enkaydewdrop

#TeamDecemberForSupernaturalDelivery

Mum Fortius has already explained. But when scan shows you no longer have placenta previa, please check, check again and double check with at least different sonographers to be sure the placenta is not low lying before you're due. Placenta previa can lead to complications in pregnancy. Don't mean to scare you but just stay safe and work with your gynaecologist

Favouredmom:
Thanks for your reply. I once asked someone during my first trimester and she said the spices used may be harmful to a growing foetus, that's why I asked here for clarification

And yes, I feel much better

Like Britneystacy said, maybe its those type they prepare specially for mums who just delivered. Its always good to clarify in pregnancy, because the things pregnant women are supposed to stay away from are very many. Happy bumping dear.

@favouredmom, is there anything wrong with peppersoup in the first place? I've never heard anyone say it shud be avoided o.
That was my only meal in first trimester when morning sickness was dealing with me. I'm sure you can take it, but try not to use potash cus it causes contractions in some women.
Hope you feel better now?

BritneyStacy:
*yawns ,stretches legs and hands * it's been a very hectic day ...got here to see 10pages( no thanks to enkaydewdrop, mitchyy and their crew) . Have managed to read through tho ...feeling sleepy sef

Enkaydewdrop, stop stressing yourself. You are birthing in July. Argue with your bump .
Mitchyy, you are not porting. Stop giving yourself false hope. N.a. July you go born. E no far again sef.

Saw beautiful bumps. . You guys are beautifully pregnant.
Congrats and welcome to the new mama's here.
I don forget wetin I wan type sef. Make I go sleep first

It's not me o. It's enkay, fortius and esof1 that were the noisemakers. I was only trying to tell them not to disturb the thread. Hehehehehehe.

Wait, holl up, holl up. Just holl up. Did you say i'm not porting Oya come out and meet me at Ewet by 10am this morning, whether i nor go tear your pata and bra to pieces
How dare you pray against my porting? Lol
Enkay, come and see this August cappo o

ekeminiabasi:
Hello Blessed peeps! My long awaited baby arrived via cslast night! After 3 miscarriages and 4years of waiitng.....God has shown up for me! mother and son doing very well. God be praised! Safe delivery to the remaining mamas! Captain mitchy I don port oooo!

Yayyyyyyy!!!! Thank you Jehovah!!!

Porting is not a sin my dear teamie. What matters is baby and mother alive. Jehovah never fails. I'm so happy for you dear. Please get enough rest so the mark of love can heal properly. Kisses to your prince!
Congrats once again. Don't forget to share your BS o.

#TeamJuly, please let's congratulate our able mama who has ported with pride!

Fabregas!!! Morata!!!

Fortius:
pls mamas ayam confused oo...i get ojukokoro oo...prospects don plenty for 'bae'..which one i go choose na...mumi nazablossom don dey send alert nd i wan grab anoda mama again..mumi babythug cuz of her jewelleries..mak bae help her use am..Prince Hansel dey dia again....infact iyan ati eran igbe n wu mi je seriously o

*clears throat*

esof1:
Fortius, no be say I choose to dey behave like terrorist oh, na d way captain mitchyy dey plan day n night to leave us for july na im dey provoke me. enkaydewdrop sef dey pray n fast for mitchyy to port and now some of our July mamas dey plan to join am.

The violent ones taketh it by force!!
Yes! By force!!! They won't port. They can all born July 1st at 00:00hrs.

*chews popcorn*
*eyes her*

New member alert!!! Let's welcome Heisable16, our latest mama into our beautiful team. She brought enough fuel and tomatoes

#TeamJuly Roll Call

1. Ajuwarhodes

2. Iyabetajos (How are you holding up my dear teamie? )

3. Juliebest

4. Mitchyy (teamblue)

5. Christybabe (team blue)

6. Jamesbridget13

7. Cutienik now known as Fortius (team pink)

8. Raptor2 (team pink)

9. Flourish89 (teamblue)

10. Fearless07

11. SexyMum1(teamblue)

12. OnyxGem10

13. Ekeminiabasi

14. Tracysparkle

15. Esof1

16. Adewunmi84 (on behalf of his wife but has gone mia)

17. Creamchiccb

18. Elhayjay (on behalf of his wife)

19. Olatebony (team pink) (sells baby products by the way)

20. Larrytoks

21. Adeime

22. Ogeyfine

23. Iyawotuntun

24. EneJeta

25. Mayobami

26. Heisable16 (new member)

#TeamJulyRepping
#TeamSexydelivery
#TeamSharpSharpBS
#TeamNoPooPooDuringLabor
#TeamOliveOilForVjay

PresVA:
why do you keep posting these foods here?

Help me ask mum Genyebere o. She just wants to punish us

Heisable16:
Helo wonderful mamas in the house, i wish to officially registered into this great forum, i have be a silent follower. I am team July. I came with my dues to pay to the chief accountant, a basket of tomatoes and my twenty litres of fuel, hope i'm welcomed.

Thanks all.

Aha! You're just registering now that ure about to drop abi? Well done o. You'll be fined an extra basket of tomatoes for team july members to share
Oya give me your registration details let's welcome you properly: baby's sex; first time mum or not.

GenyEbere:
esof1 you can have this crunchy chin chin from my kitchen.

Hahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

What is this now? Why? What have we done to deserve this?
Please send us your address. Don't be surprised to see plenty mamas with their trailer bump in front of your gate this afternoon.

Now dh must look for chinchin for me right now else nobody will rest...

enkaydewdrop:
Ehen Ehen...

I don do my custard...
Who's interested?

mitchyy
fortius Romanus
olatebony
esof1
GenyEbere
XX01

Who else?

#OkBye

Hahahaha. Continue to tempt us, the custard will soon pour on that laptop

EneJeta:
Good morning to all waddling mamas. Congrats to all mamas that had put to bed.

@mitchyy, DAT starch u r posting is wounding somborri o, u con dey speak my language on top of the wound. E no good oo

Hehehehe. Nor vex o Oniovo. Its mum Genyebere that started it

raptor2:
*Cat walk into the house*
*Strech legs*
Good morning wonderful mama's in the house
Team JULY for sweet delivery how are we doing?
@ Mitchyy oniovo that your starch wicked ooo I don dey hungry for banga and starch. Thanks for checking on me. I 've been having serious pains that I couldn't walk. I had to go the hospital and was told am having contraction .
@ Fortius my sweet rival you wan learn language Abu. Ok let me teach doh oniovo o wa vo.

To all the sexy preggers in the house the Good Lord we give us our Testimony in full.

Really? Is the contraction getting regular? That means your EDD is early. If you born now, that means you cant drag Hansel again o. Na mum fortius go be our confirm inlaw

I chop the starch and banga soup till i almost threw up out of overfeeding yesterday. Hehehehehe. Make i send some come?

olatebony:
Lolz i tire for my Cappo o! @Mitchyy No let Hansel sef vex na. This ur desired porting na another level. It is well. Only God knows the right time. I was so anxious for my first too,i'll be crying asking dh wen baby will come.i ran out of patience but baby no send me o o. She came 39wks1day. I heard most first babies dont really come out before edd. Subsequent babies do. I think i read it online. Anyways be it unto according to ur heart desires.

Hehehehe. My own will be different. Hansel too wants to see mummy now, so he'll corporate.

I pray make e nor fall my hand sha, cus the pple that will laughtl at me here are many