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ahnie:
haa oniovo me...na work o.no vex....we can chat offline,ku me nuba ran.me te so we.

Yayyyyy. This is mine...

ahnie:
Una weldone o...liftedhands...cherrymum(shakara woman)zaynie yu are a darlyn no homo.tyconcepts twale for you(greetin you with my two breasts danglin ontop trans4ma.muchechecheche.blessedtwinz where you dey nah...lioha...nazablossom...brokewaist...eminya happybornday.

Mum Zino, we have to fill form to see you these days o. How's Zino doing now? We are really missing you on this thread. Most of the senior mamas are rarely here anymore

christybabe:
Ah! it increases Libido... Mogbe, and induces Labour too.
Chai! Na me and this Dates from Monday ooo as we clock 37 weeks...@ Mitchy, tatacherie and Lifted hands.. Tankuu for the info...

Hehehehehe. So you too want to port to June abi? Dont worry, we can exchange you with Enkaydewdrop.
Dont forget to add long walks, squatting, regular kpekus and unripe pineapples

Fvine:
Hian! Are you for real? Dabino induces labour? I've stayed away from Mango, Pineapple and now you want to add Dabino to it. I've been avoiding these just because what induces labour also affects implantation. Please just tell me Boiled Groundnut is ok to eat because e no go funny if it's not. Glad am here and learning these small small important things. This women/ttc wahala sef. No probs. God dey.

Hahahaha. Fear not. Our boiled groundnut is here to stay. It doesnt have anything to do with labor. I've been eating it from the beginning of my pregnancy till now. Dabino softens the cervix and makes it easier to dilate faster in most cases of women who took it at weeks before labour

enkaydewdrop:
Sowie you hear....


Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Winked girl

Mumjb welcome back. We hope to tap from your experience

lilylurv:
ehn ehn.....please mama, im interested. Is it that dried brown oval-shaped sweet stuff? E joorh, my father in-law get am for house well well but i have never tasted it. Make i know whether i go start eating it tonite.

D last time i took pineapple, i fell ill ni o

Yes it is. You can start eating it ure ready for labor. U probably ate the pineapple in 1st trimester abi?

tatacherie:
This increases my libido big time.I ate them from 36 weeks till delivery,munched some on d delivery bed even

True! I want to start mine this week since i'm already 36 weeks

Jennykoko3009:
Thanks mitchyy, pls what is “dates”？

Dates (Dabino) is that brown oval shaped thing sold by those northerners or mallams. Its naturally used to increase libido but it can also induce labor as well.

zaynie:
What?
See finish don enter o!
You dey kolombi my tomarroes?
Oya carry the pot of soup come here make I comot my tomatoes from...am...




Fortius
Who wear g-string na em go easy pass

*brings out almost empty pot of stew grudgingly*
*wipes tear*

Jennykoko3009:
Am just tied!! Which kind tin b dis sef!! Abeg make una help me beg my Lo say mummy is nt happy again. I cant eat properly, i do take lipton every nite witout even eatin( c me wey loke food). My belle is getin bigger and heavier each day, pple jus dey call me mama ejima (scan talk say na one i carty ooo) fear don dey catch me seriously. As of 35weeks Lo weight na 3.2kg i wander wetin e b nw. Mamas in d house abeg wetin i go do. I hav b takin long walks my legs jus dey ache me...still no show. Abi na d pineapple chapter i go enter nw.. Help a worried sister

No mind my lengthy complain, na so e heavy me for heart i wan express
#cryingmood#
#teamjune#

It's too late to start thinking of how to control baby weight. Ure already close to your EDD now. Don't worry, you'll def push him/her out. And dont just be satisfied with one method of inducing labor naturally. Pineapple does no harm. Chop the unripe one. Kpekus regularly. Eat dates. E nor get how one of them nor go induce labor. Pele

More...

Tracysparkle, what's up with you mama? U dont respond to our roll call at all at all. We dey fight? I saw your comment two days back and then you disappeared again. Hope all is well sha?

mayobami:
Gud morning mamas!apyweekend

Morning teamie. How are you holding up?

zaynie:

No make us fight tear pant and brezzia for here o!
What does deputy mean?
ONE and ONLY

But, ermmmm, i thought i was your deputy? And i've been busy collecting tomatoes on your behalf when you were away

Mumjb:
Gud morning mamas in d house am not new here , was here wen i had my first and this is my second but i changed my moniker so i came with enough tomato, tatashe and atarodo for mam zaynie and my able team captain britneystacy to re-register. Hope am welcome proudly team august

This tomatoes is not many now. You didn't buy for us too? Na only Zaynie and Britneystacy you know abi?

I don munch unripe pineapple, now contraction nor wan stop again o. Who send me message sef?

Sixx:
I luv u guys. Greetings to all mummies in d house especially dose who take out time 2 answer our questions like mama BritneyStacy, Zaynie, Mitchyy, Blessedmum. Lomoge, Enque, Ozycy, Sugah n others too numerous 2 mention, God bless u. Nice weekend all.

Kisses dear!!!

Chai. See the way my name start the kpekus tutorial...

olatebony:
Awww! Feeling loved. My cappo thanks *hugs* .Na me n u 4 be inlaws sef,e never too late sha! Hope mama fortius is not close by? Ah and raptor2 also . *runs far away,hiding under my panties for fear of jabs*

Nor let mum Fortius and Raptor2 tear your pata o. Those mamas fit break person head on top their son-in-law

maureensylvia:
alright...Thanks mums for giving me the chance. come with ur pen, pencil and paper tonight.

Host: Maureensylvia

Guest speakers: enkaydewdrop, tchiwinnie

Can i get a ticket to come in?

raptor2:


Captain this your style I no understand an again oooo. You wan leave us join mummy Enkay

You know i can't abandon my sweet teamies now. So i'm leaving you mamas in the able hands of Enkaydewdrop. She'll treat you pple nicely

okeoghene4real:
Join us in celebrating God's faithfulness for blessing us with a baby girl this afternoon @ 12:23pm via VD with tear but it is worth it . Baby weigh. 3.3kg.
Bs later

Wish all my other Junemamas safe delivery

Congrats oniovo. Thank Jehovah for safe delivery. Please don't forget the BS o. We need it so we can learn and prepare ourselves.

Hey God, when my own go come now? I don tire o

Let me help my teamie ministry. Some more photos of the baby items @olatebony sells

1. Baby booties
2. Diaper bag
3. Cute wallpaper design
4. Baby bed and it comes in diff designs and colors

oomiyale:
playing mama's I want to know if I can treat malaria. malaria test positive am just 10weeks. tnx ma

Of course you can. I treated malaria at 10weeks too but don't self-medicate. See your doc for proper treatment. Most malaria drugs can harm your baby so you have to be careful. And whatever treatment your doc prescribes, always double check becos no doc is perfect.

Fortius:
...capo wetin na..y munching dat
so july captain wants to substitute june cappo.
cc mitchyy enkaydewdrop...now dis is new!!
make my hansel land safely b koko sha.

Funny enough, it will make sense o. Enkay darling, let's exchange team now. I promise to treat your members well

kotias003:
Please what does the unripe pineapple do? Thanks

It induces labor naturally and helps to soften the cervix

raptor2:
My sweet in law n.a. port you wan port sooooooo
Please just take it easy we are almost there. Doh

*munching unripe pineapple*

olatebony:
Ok teamie no probs but i still dnt av ur full list remember. Just send me d full list of wat u're getting so i can get to send dem nxt wk say mon or tue. Sunday na 4 God and family outing na.. Lol. thanks

Teamie, pls share photos of your products here now so other mamas can see. Today is #FabulousFriday. Abi u nor wan sell?

Jina24:
I say make I find your trouble small. Kikikikikikik

Hahahaha. See the way you expose enkaydewdrop. Enkay so you were eyeing team july initially? My fren just sit put and wait to port as you earlier wished

Twogreatnations:
Sorry dear Sis, Hansel, mum is begging you ooo. May Jehovah make it easy for you.

I'm sure he can hear you. Thanks sis. How's the waddling?

GenyEbere:
Enkaydewdrop and co VIGILANTE IS REAL OOOOOOOOOOOOO enjoy the pains o yesterday we were awake every hour lol so ENJOY THE PAINS O

I wake up every hour too o. Its either to pee, or cough will disturb me, or braxton hicks, or sleep will not just come out of my being uncomfortable.