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enkaydewdrop:
We weren't abstaining on purpose oh... We were asked to abstain cos of placenta previa which God has taken control of...
But, we have less than a month to go... Even if we start having sex now, will it be enough for the place to open up Cos I'm extremely tight down there...

It can still open up. Just try dear. Abeg. But that your doctor nor gel at all o. He doesnt care about your comfort one bit. Pple like him will not hesistate to give you a tear anyhow. That was very very insensitive of him

enkaydewdrop:
Hello everyone... Good morning...
Hope you guys are doing great...


I'm so sorry for the long post... Please, help your sister...

1...Is a VE supposed to be that painful?
From what people have said, its not painful just uncomfortable. Its less painful if you relax and if your vjay is not too tight.

2...Will I be able to push my precious baby out when it's time? I no dey do any CS oh...
It's all in your hands dear. Why are you guys abstaining for sex? You know how much you need it. Even tho libido is gone, just force yourself so that place can be open.
There was a lady in my hospital who had CS because she didnt have sex for months during her pregnancy. The place was so tight that they couldn't even do a VE for her. You need to take this serious dear. I was not in the mood but i woke dh up this morning and set my bumbum for sex becos i know how tight my vjay is and CS dey fear me. Pls o. Abeg. Not everyone has wide pelvis. You'll be fine okay?

missade:
Good morning mamas.

@mitchy do it well well...Hansel is looking at you with #side eyes

We thank God for Mama Ekene and we decree peace in all our homes.

Hahaha. He was just quiet all through. He knows mummy and daddy are busy all becos of him. Lol

esof1:
My able captain mitchyy and kpekus na like beans and dodo

Hahahahahaha. Nor be only me o. The kpekus mistresses of this thread plenty

christybabe:
Una no dey sleep this women, una leave DH for bed dey nairaland... Choi, am also guilty as charged ooo.

You don't know this is Kpekus time? Lol.

*covers face*

creamchiccb:
lyk seriously d fart nd poo smells so bad!kai...wen am in d restroom pooing DH wil scream...please use d air freshner...nd I am lyk d smel isn't from me oooo but ur baby*wink*

So i'm not the only one who blames my baby for everything. Hehehehe. Whenever i fart or whenever i have a craving, i'll be like, its not me ooo, its Hansel. Dh said no wonder keeps kicking me badly becos of all the lie wey i don blow on top e head.

Iyawotuntun:
Hello team July, u all have to pity me, I've been on peeping mode but I officially want to join. Class captain mitchyy, no vex, i come late. I'm a ftm, repping team blue. About dues, relax, my distant uncle is the brother to the cousin of Dangote's sis in law
And to the wonderful house, happy bumping to us all. In other news, i m scouting for what my baby boy can wear on his naming ceremony, any suggestions? Thanks

Another late member. Una well done o. So you stayed in the peepers association for almost 9months without even saying hello. Chai! Even Dangote cannot pay the dues we'll charge you with. First of all, waddle to the back and pick a seat. Let me consult with my other teamies on how big your fine will be

Iyabetajos:
Dnt mind me am trying to read pages I missed

Hehehehehe. To read back nor be beans o

Mummidee, these mamas are right. Most of my friends who bought a bassinet are regretting why they bought it. They said it was a waste of money. Except ders more than enough money, den u can get it

My teamies, sorry for being MIA o. I've been working extra hard to make sure i raise enough cash before baby comes. You know the economy is getting worse so we have to hold tight else na garri Hansel go soak.
Had no time at all to drop comments here, tho i've been peeping, so i dont have so many pages to read back, since my job is majorly online.

Welcome to all the new members. I bet you'll enjoy your stay here. It seems accountant zaynie's house is getting full, so you can send all your dues to me. I go help her keep them

@Ogeyfine, welcome to team july. First of all, you came to class when we are about to close and now you want to enter front seat with your early EDD. My fren, go the back jor or bribe before i give you Iyabetajos seat, since she has ported

Esof1, Onyxgem10, i'm fine o. Thanks a lot for asking after me #NoHomo

Fortius Romanus, how you dey? Hansel has been asking after you. His kicks are now getting extremely frequent and uncomfortable. Sometimes i wonder if he's trying to send me a message

Enkaydewdrop, so your house nor reach you to break melon, you come carry am enter this thread? If you finish breaking it, remember us sha. Melon soup dey hungry me

@BritneyStacy, a little bird told me you're falling in love with our team. Is it true?

Joyfulmoda:
Good evening dear sisters,

I used to peep in here once in a while from ttc group,hoping to join someday,I thank God that the day is finally here and I av ported here now.

I greet all my elders o

This group seem very interesting too like the ttc group

May we all carry our babies successfully and give birth safely in due time IJN.Amen

This is officially the most interesting thread on Nairaland. Hehehe. Welcome to the preggy thread dear and i wish same for all other mamas at the ATC thread.
Hope you're fully loaded to pay your dues to accountant Zaynie?

dunasy:
You will accept with all joy noni. My DS so resembles DH,the funny and not funny part is when well wishers rub it in your face saying" Daddy's boy" but don't worry , Hansel will pick your face too small with time.

Hahahaha

Emerald22:
If he does wat will you do? My DD is the photocopy of DH, u know wat i mean by photocopy na, nothing is missing btw the two. Just be prepared to meet your lo dear, no think am.

Of course i know dear. From my smiley at the end of my post, you should know its just a joke. It'll even be more fun to see him look like my dh

Hansel better not try this with me o

I'm just seeing circumcised everywhere. Abeg who dem circumcise or which mama was wicked enough to circumcise her child?

Too tired to read back...

enkaydewdrop:
Biko, how does one flip boobs and nyash...
I want to be flipping too...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Just place your palm under your boobs, raise it up a little and flip it up the way you flip pancake inside frying pan. Do same thing with the other one. Then shake your chest to complete the effect

esof1:
It's exactly 365 days I said "I do" to a wonderfully made man, he's my husband, my best friend, my gossip partner, the shoulders I lean on, my listening ears, my wonderful chef.....words can't just be enough to describe him. #happyweddinganniversarytous#

Happy anniversary dear teamie. You both look so amazing together. May your love continue forever

Now that we have a prodigal teamie with a new Greek abi na Italian moniker, its necessary to update our roll call so we don't confuse other teamies

#TeamJuly Roll Call

1. Ajuwarhodes

2. Iyabetajos (Ported to May) - BBB - Mummy Andre

3. Juliebest

4. Mitchyy (teamblue)

5. Christybabe(team blue)

6. Jamesbridget13

7. Cutienik now known as Fortius (team pink)

8. Raptor2 (team pink)

9. Flourish89 (teamblue)

10. Fearless07

11. SexyMum1(teamblue)

12. OnyxGem10

13. Ekeminiabasi

14. Tracysparkle

15. Esof1

16. Adewunmi84 (on behalf of his wife but has gone mia)

17. Creamchiccb

18. Elhayjay (on behalf of his wife)

19. Olatebony (team pink) (sells baby products by the way)

20. Larrytoks (still owing us basket of tomatoes)

21. Adeime

#TeamJulyRepping
#TeamSexydelivery
#TeamSharpSharpBS
#TeamNoPooPoo

cherrymum1:
who the f**k tried that shii. show me d pezzen [b]lemme spray brezz meek on the pezzen face. [/b]welcome back mama.
Don't be pulling thag kind stunt o.

Awon muslim sisters mii. Ramadan Kareem.
May Allah accept all our prayers. Amin.

Hahahaha. I go join you spray the brezz meek for e face too. Awon moniker hijackers!

Fortius:
Am 33weeks pregnant,team orange,team pink...pls mamas show love to me ...guess am teamJuly too...dues?uhn uhn kolewerk

Class don full. Check team june and august, maybe enkaydewdrop or britneystacy fit admit you

Fortius? Abeg who is Fortius Me i want my cutienik back or no one else o.
*flips boobs*

BritneyStacy:
Zimunachimdi....how far? No show yet?
Enkaydewdrop, haff you born ?

Enkay is not feeling too well o. She'll come online soon...

Somebody is coming back to the thread!!!!! Yippeeeeeee!

Twogreatnations:
Fine Sis, we actually had our assembly today. Feeling so refreshed. Sorry dear, how body now?

See enjoyment. Ours is this Saturday and i just can't wait. My body feels better now. Thanks for asking

ginababy:
My kpekus buddy, hw u tak reach 39 or 40wks now now? I'm still in my 37wks ooo n will b 38wks by Wednesday dis wk. My LMP is 14/9 n urs is 15/9 so dnt get it twisted + stay calm n allow nature to take it course.

@mitchyy, concerning taking d coconut 2 mill I sha can't tell oo. Dat of boiling n nutrients I'm hearing it 4 d first tym + yes u will hav to do away wt d brownish part.

I pray ntwrk all dis post. Kai Glo ntwrk, I carry yansh 4 una.

I'm not the one who asked for coconut recipe o. You tagged the wrong person. Lol

iomoge2:
Thank you so much Mitchyy and limscutey
God bless u. Will return d one is have here and pick the one in a pack with the net.
Old mama mentality, I selected d type our mothers used because it has buckets, soap case, basket, potty etc. Lol although it's foreign as it's very thick, heavy nd white.

I wanted to get team both sex as I don't intend checking
Yet.

As a FTM, with the net, I can bath baby without stress.
Thanks much.

You're welcome dear

kokolet007:
How's today going mama's ? DH is down with malaria so no going out today plus I'm exulted too after visitng lagos island yesthdae to buy some tinz.....pls mama abeg help me touch lite this matter.....my urine are always yellowish tho I didn't treat malaria throughout this pregnancy ,so. It makes me scared and also I'm 40weeks according to my last scan nd my calculation 39weeks ......can I induced Labour by taking gastor oil? I'm tired o je, to stand na wahala,to walk na problem and my pelvic too ache like tomorrow no dey.....please mama can I take it ?

We've read some not so funny experiences from mamas here that used castor oil to induce labor o. I remember one mama that had non-stop contraction and could not bear to wait till she was fully dilated before pushing. All becos of taking castor oil. If possible, speak to your doc about it first. I personally wont advise any mama to attempt it. It's a bit risky

Ghen ghen ghen. Went to see my obgyn today and i explained what happened last night. He said baby might not stay more than 2 or 3 more weeks. And since baby is already weighing 2.4kg as at last week, he's not bothered if he comes early. I almost piss for pant when he tell us becos i'm not prepared o.
So many things to do before baby comes... Chai!!! And i cannot port to June o. Enkaydewdrop go just use her sharp mouth finish me

Where she dey sef?

Twogreatnations:
Sorry dear Sis, I oray Jehovah gives you strength dear, please stay in bed and rest as experienced mamas have said. You remain in my prayers.

Thanks sis. How was meetings today?

BritneyStacy:
Please what is the specific name of this one with net that you are recommending so I can ask for it when next I go to the market? I deposited money for one foreign bath like that costs 14k but I can't remember the seller telling me it has net .

Mine is called Summer Infant Newborn to Toddler.

[quote author=osas4g post=46288671][/quote]Okay dear. I intend to stay in bed all thru today. Thanks

sugah:
Pele dear. When I had exactly what you described I called my doctor and he said it was indigestion and prescribed Gascol...I took it and it stopped.

But please check with your doctor first cos I was just about 20 weeks then.

Okay dear. Thanks. I was just worried because the pain was coming off and on like contractions and it was very severe. But it has subsided now. Let me watch it today first