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olaronkecristian:
Thanks mamas for the wonderful welcome, am grateful. am 30 weeks 1day today, the scan I did in two different places at 29 weeks showed that foetal weight was 1.722kg and from what I read from Mr google LOs don't get to that until around 33 weeks. am scared ooo, hope am not eating to much or Wat can I do?

Don't bother yourself too much jare. I was once in your shoes some weeks back. The scan weight most times is not accurate. Just cross your mind that no matter the weight of your baby, you will push him out successfully.

kokolet007:
I welcome my bundle of joy yesthdea evening at 3.45pm ,baby weight 3.8kg and she has been name shantel Moyinoluwa Abike.
BS later

Awwww, welcome baby Shantel. Congrats on safe delivery. May Jehovah keep her alive for you

mymoneygrows:
Sabi mamas pls help o. My Lo is no longer sleeping o. just rolling, twisting, stretching, kicking all day and all night. i am so confused and i cant ignore it as the movement is making me so uncomfortable, what do i do? Out of annoyance today, i ended up slapping myself on the tummy.

Welcome to the club of hyperactive babies. My baby's hobby is to poke his legs under my right boobz. I can bet he doesn't sleep at all and most times his stretching can be extremely painful. But we'll rather have an active baby than a quiet baby o

eigmaticme:
Just lost my princess at 25 weeks due to pprom.

1st pregnancy lost at 10weeks

2nd at 22wks a baby boy

And now this?

God knows best

After all the prayers, money wasted, time spent, numerous days spent on admission, physical pain...

Nothing to show for it.

Hmmmm

Safe bumping and delivery to my teamies#septmamas#

Oh my!!! Not again. Just when we're trying to get over Iyabetajos sad loss, now this. So so sorry dear. Pls dont hesitate to find out the major cause of this before you try again. This has got to stop. I just can't imagine how you're feeling right now

raptor2:
Welcome EneJeta...... ABEG drop the tomatoes as my oil don over hot.

Nor forget to put onions o

esof1:
Tnx for checking up on me dearie

Today is ANC. I'm not happy that my lo is 2.2kg.
By lmp, I'm 35 weeks, but with today's scan, I'm 33 weeks. I was already planning to drop my lo at 38 weeks.
I'm so angry with dh, he's been restricting me from eating what I wanted. No tea, no carbs, I eat like I'm watching my weight or I'm diabetic.
I'm going on an eating spree from now onward.
Abeg mitchyy what do u eat? lemme start eating dem.

You had better be thanking dh o. This same 2.2kg baby can increase to 3.2kg between now and 37 weeks. So relax abeg. My own is not even food cus i rarely eat carbs, so its probably genes cus all my brothers are huge and very tall.
If you nor like am, tell me let's exchange o.

Wataguan mamas? How are we all doing? How's the waddling and the elephant walk? Are we done shopping? Are our bags packed? For those dealing with back pain, remember you can get a hot water bottle of just 6h and place on your back to relieve the pain. Thank me later if ure not doing this already

I think we are now overdue for a roll call. We have 3 new members and they came fully loaded with basket of tomatoes and pepper . See as my belle dey sweet me
Larrytoks has also paid her debt so she is officially welcome now
Let's warmly welcome all the waddling new sexy bumpy mamas to this beautiful team...

#TeamJuly Roll Call

1. Ajuwarhodes

2. Iyabetajos (It is well with you my dear teamie )

3. Juliebest

4. Mitchyy (teamblue)

5. Christybabe (team blue)

6. Jamesbridget13

7. Cutienik now known as Fortius (team pink)

8. Raptor2 (team pink)

9. Flourish89 (teamblue)

10. Fearless07

11. SexyMum1(teamblue)

12. OnyxGem10

13. Ekeminiabasi

14. Tracysparkle

15. Esof1

16. Adewunmi84 (on behalf of his wife but has gone mia)

17. Creamchiccb

18. Elhayjay (on behalf of his wife)

19. Olatebony (team pink) (sells baby products by the way)

20. Larrytoks

21. Adeime

22. Ogeyfine

23. Iyawotuntun (new member)

24. EneJeta (new member)

25. Mayobami (new member)

#TeamJulyRepping
#TeamSexydelivery
#TeamSharpSharpBS
#TeamNoPooPooDuringLabor
#TeamOliveOilForVjay

EneJeta:
Good day mamas in the house. I av bin on peeping mode for quite sometime now. I'm a FTM and 36 weeks gone. I get plenty tomatoes and fresh pepper to pay my dues.

Correct mama. No dulling. Welcome from the peepers association. Grab a seat at the back and drop your tomatoes with the deputies, mum raptor2 and fortius.
Stew don set this night o team july members. We have double registration today

MumZ:
My clinic uses olive oil during delivery. In fact one bottle of olive oil dey finish. I think it helps baby slips out easily.

Ehen. I was right then. #TeamOliveOilForVjay

mayobami:
Helloo mothers in da house im a firstymer on dis platform....my Edd is 22nd july 2016...op to learn more frm u mothers n also wish al waddling mothers safe delivery

Yayyyyy! Welcome to team july!!! I can see some basket of tomatoes behind. Please push them this way and watch out for our next roll call

enkaydewdrop:
LOL...
The olive oil is for Hansel oh... Not you oh...

Hahaha. U cant even support me sef. Lol

comtem2011:
Don't be scared o, nature must do its work. People r doing it and u can do it as well. Hitch free delivery to u, olive oil is to clean d baby.

Okay ma. I wasn't scared before, its one mama's BS that brought the fear back again. Lol. Anyhow sha, baby will definitely come out.

raptor2:
Good morning Mamas,
How are we all doing?
Team JULY in the building counting down seriously. .
@ Fortius mama was happening
@ Mitchyy sweet capo I see you
@ esof1 @olatebony are we ready

Team JULY with swag

Morning mama. Today is ANC, so i've been busy all through. We are doing fine o. Just that these sonographers want me to born in June by force. They scanned me today and said Hansel is 37weeks already. Lol. Enkaydewdrop must not see this

lilylurv:
lol.... See ds mama o. Overexcitement dey worry her, olive oil is for cleansing of the baby

See the way you just dashed my hope to pieces. Lol. I'll buy extra olive oil so that my baby and vjay can share it

beyedew:
Mitchyy luv,dnt worry I wil personally import groundnut oil 4u,u hear!!!!

Zimunachimdi,u r funny !!! Ino sure say I talk mine reach 10tyms

Hahahaha. You're wicked o. You want my vjay to be smelling stew during labor abi?

christybabe:
Yes I think they do. When my mate had her first baby, she said they applied olive oil to her vagina and the baby came out without any tear. AnywAy her case is different because her aunty was the one that delivered her baby in her hospital.

Really? Maybe that is why olive oil is part of my hospital list. Correct!!!!

I'm a lady but you're 100% right

beyedew:
Dnt b scared ok,hv it @d back of ur mind that small children go tru it n dey come out nt to talk of u,there z nutin to fear...
It's usually d contraction that z quite a tin,d poo poo part z just lyk pooping a very strong poop,dnt b surprised,at just 1 push ur LO wil come screaming ....

Lol @strong poop. If its like that, then i think i can try. Don't they have sth like a lubricant they can rub in the cervix, so baby can come out easily sef? Lol

christybabe:
Congrats @ Zimunachindi,
Labour better be friendly according ooo @Mitchy .

I ate moimoi and malt this morning,, and av bin restless since then, I feel like throwing up but is not forthcoming.
Chai am tired biko.

I hate that feeling ehn. The feeling of wanting to throw up. Sometimes i just purposely let it out instead of trying to suppress it. Becos if i dont, my system will never remain the same and i'll be so restless.
I'm really worried o, cus i've been throwing up constantly. Yesterday i threw up twice and its preventing me from taking my routine drugs. For the very first time, i've not taken my pregnacare for 1week straight. God help us

zimunachimdi:
MY BIRTH STORY.

Waddling mamas : LABOUR is REAL AND NOT FRIENDLY AT ALL.

I apologize for my late BS.

Congrats mama. Thank God you didnt take the castor oil. It would have worsened things.
But why have you decided to make us waddling mamas scared now. Labor had better be friendly to us o

JUMAYIN:
IT'S OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.....Still fresh in our minds is the day we said,"I DO". The awesome wedding and the honeymoon too. Now 2yrs down the track we are still so much in LOVE. But have found getting along,at times, a little rough but our trust in the Lord is what strengthens our faith and what grows us as a couple in God's amazing grace.

Happy wedding anniversary dear. Many more years to go... Congrats!

Congrats Osas4g on safe delivery. We really needed that good news on this thread. Kisses to your LO

Welcome back Nurse Kaffy4bill. We really missed you. While you were gone, so many things happened. The good, the bad and the ugly. Pls dont leave us again pls

XX01:
Chai. We sabi chat for this thread sha.

Trying to catch up is impossible.

We are not chatting. We are in mourning. We are mourning the terrible loss of Iyabetajos baby Andre.

Wipe your tears Iyabetajos. Jehovah sees what you're going through and he will definitely intervene. In future, you'll tell these stories to your kids. Nothing is impossible for Jehovah to do. This is a test of your faith and i'm confident you'll overcome it.
Pls take care of yourself for us.

Iyabetajos:
My son Oluwatimileyin Andre went to be with the Lord yesterday at 11'40pm. It's well with my family. God bless you all for your prayers.

No no no no no!!!!!! Oh shit! This can't be the news i'll meet on this thread this night. OMG!!! My teamie... This can't be true
I'm so heartbroken . I can't even bring myself to call you right now. I'm in tears. Please just pull yourself together pls

Liftedhands:
Good morning my haute mummys! I wanted to land yesterday o! But what I read here when I logged on was wonderful kpekus here kpekus there everywhere kpekus kpekus lolz mamas una too much.

Sorry for the sudden exit here na long story sha but I've overcome it! To the Glory of God.

Congrats to all who celebrated!
Welcome newbies

Its chinwendym mama Ekene.

I had to book space so i'll be first to officially welcome you back... I'm so happy you and Ekene are doing fine. From the pictures we can even tell. No bad news will arise from your home again. Welcome back dear!!!

Mum ahnie welcome back o. We have to fill form and queue to see you these days o. I'm glad you and zino are fine... Tell her the aunties in this thread are sending their kisses

Fortius:
princessKF...ok naw...if my cappo b usin fan ..na mak enkay carry AC oo...issorai.

Hahahaha. Let me even help bring the AC out for her. I'm sure that place must be on fire this morning

*walks into thread*

*fanning vjay*

Hahahaha @babythug, fortius, onyxgem10, i'm coming o. It's enkaydewdrop's gist we shud be waiting to hear sef.

I see mum Zaynie and other mamas peeping... Hehehehe!

Gaily04:
I thought the threadkpekus has taken over the threadcuties, didn't want to spoil the flow with pictures. Let me keep my promise to just peep.

Hello mamas, good night from my bobo.

Don't mind us jare. Your bobo is looking so fresh and cute! Ure doing a wonderful job, honestly