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Adeime:
Good evening fam, cc July mamas I've confirmed lol sex and it's a boyyyyyyyy. Meanwhile they say amniotic fluid is too much 4 baby please I'm I supposed to be worried sabi mamas abeg advise
We're 2.64kg @ 33 weeks

I think you should take the scan result to your doc and let him discuss it with you. Too much amniotic fluid doesnt pose any serious risk sha but i cant tell you what my doc said might happen else fear go catch you unnecessarily. Just discuss with your doc.

enkaydewdrop:
Oooooh da blood!!!
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Which one is standing ovation doggie again oh...?
Oh Lawd!!!

***Faints...

Cc mitchyy Fortius cherrymum1

Ovation doggie? Stop and search? OMG!!! I need to run away from this thread this night. These mamas will not kill somebody. See the way we overthrew #threadcuties with #threadkpekus. Enkay na u cause am o. If u dont apply all these tips this night ehn...

Today we are discussing kpekus under this cold weather, dh does not want to come back home on time...
It seems he knows i'm preparing for serious action

Prettyhurts:
Please what's the cure for colic, my princess is battling with it. Dr. prescribed colipan for her and told me it will stop after 3months that is normal in newborn. Please is there no other remedy, must it be after 3months. Her screams is making me uncomfortable, she's always squeezing herself like someone having menstrual cramps.

Please type 'colic' into the Nairaland search bar under the health section. You'll see responses from mamas who have trashed this topic in the past in both this thread and the newborn thread. Pele

I hope these photos will help mamas understand how best to position themselves for the different styles...

Peach45:
Dat doggie style na d Best oooo,its too hot for me to d extent I will shouting mamaaaaa. Shy n quickly run out

You better not be shy o. Carry your pen and paper and start to note down

creamchiccb:
Choii..today is officially threadkpenkus day!!eva since I learnt kpenkusin helps durin labour I dnt joke wit it,atlst 3tys weekly weather in d mood or not!woke up dis mrnin 3am to pee as usual,getn 2d bed dh's hand was opened 4him to cuddle me couple wit d rain...my oo my!he swung into action wit my tip!Dh is off frm work today I gisted him abt our kpenkus discussion few mins ago...anoda section ensued!geeeeezzzzzzzz!!I made dh to learn hw to slip unclad so it mks tins much easy*plz Enkay nd co kip tryin until u get dere!*covers face*

Haaaaaaaaaa! Mamas come and see another Kpekus champ o! I throway salute for you teamie

enkaydewdrop:
Yes oh... Today is #ThreadKpekus...
And truly, all our DH go hear am dis night...

The first thing my own will ask me is if everything is alright... Cos it's unlike me to initiate kpekusing...

He's in for a shocker tonight...

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Hehehe. Happy kpekusing!!!

Fortius:
i no want enkay wahala ni...na my name she go dey shout upandan

captain mitchyy abeggiiii..leav stori..u b experto joor

Hehehehe. I'm a learner jor

By the way, where is the melon from yesterday?

fearless07:
Teamie I dey o. I dey peeping mode sometimes. My body just feels heavy coupled with waist and leg pain. Good to have you back. I dey gbadun u and enkaydewdrop. Una can make this thread fly.

So sorry teamie. You know we are almost there, so body is giving us the last phase of pain. Just try and rest as much as you can and avoid standing for too long.

Holl up holl up. Wait a minute, is today #ThreadKpekus?

udoomama:
Chaiiiii, what am I seeing Nna Mennnn, I raise nyash for u @cherrymum1 , oya tonite is d nite, I must practice ooo, am not a dull student @ all

Hahahaha. With this weather and all this explanation, all our dh go hear am this night

cherrymum1:
Enkaydewdrop, kpekusing during pregnancy is suppose to be sweet Na. Why is d thing paining u? When I was preggy DH didn't want to do missionary o even tho my tommy wasn't even out then. He was forming I will suffocate my princess. Buhhhh.....shiiii.....baby Na there I know say doggy is dope! That's the next best thing to orgasm. My sheets suffered, I will use one hand to be pulling sheets, use the other hand to pull my hair. Reaching orgasm during pregnancy be like volcanic eruption. Too bad it ended as soon as it started.
You guys should maximise this weather Na. Stop doing pain pain jare. Don't joke with the power of pre-intimacy. Kiss, touch, play with his balls, give him exclusive breastfeeding. Set the a.ss well babe. Raising a leg up while lying by ur side also helps. Target the prize. Use ur hand to lead his cappo in. Use lubes anything that will help u. Try allowing him play with ur tits and clit at the same time. That shii sends us wild. Let him go from behind. Turn a bit to kiss him small small. Use your hand to play with his balls small. Would be quite uncomfortable for u but just do that a little. Do doggy, let him hold ur boobs from behind and handle gently. The thrusting shouldn't be rough o. From slow to sweet and a lil bit fast just a tiny bit. Then squeeze ur vjay from time to time like u just finished peeing. Moan nicely o let him know he is the Lord of your Rings.
U can use d dinning too or kitchen table. One leg raised on one table.

I drop my golden pen at this juncture

I said it. I told you Enkaydewdrop that i'm just a learner. The pros are revealing themselves one by one

enkaydewdrop:
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!
He will ask me what exactly it is that I want... If I don't say the truth and insist that it's remote I'm looking for, he'll join me and look for it... Meanwhile, he knows what I really want oh...
I really need the good luck...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Hahahaha. Your dh na one in town

raptor2:
The let go n.a. for you to come back. As you don come so the battle continues

Sweet in law Mitchy. I dey miss you ooooo

No wonder i hardly see your mentions. What happened to the last y in my moniker now mama? U don chop am for breakfast?

Fortius:
captain mitchyy call me too na...my voice is like a breeze ..sooo smooth nd senxy

Hahahhaha. Na people wey don born i dey call o. Once your princess drop now i will call you sharp so i can introduce Hansel

enkaydewdrop:
I will my sister... It's just that things are a bit tight...
God will help us...

You're in my prayers dear. Don't fret. Everything will end up well at the end

Oh wow!!!
Nothing is impossible for Jehovah to do. Her faith has worked for her. What a pretty little girl!

Congrats hajarahbadmus on safe delivery. See how excited i am to hear of people delivering their babies successfully in this thread. Let it just be going smoothly like this till the end of the year. We only want to hear good news.

@Iyabetajos Mummy Andre, how you dey now? U never read finish? I dont know why i feel like calling you again. That your voice was too sweet. I was expecting to hear a mature and deep voice. Maybe becos of your moniker

Fortius:
capooooooo mitchyy....clap clap clap epatewo for d badh mama....thot na Britneystacy b guru now u don dey follow bumpertobumper....

@feddy27..tnx. ma

olatebony don ves...abegggiii send my order kiakia oo...b4 vexin go take ova...oya sowie na...*rubbing her belle wt aboniki ah sowie sheabutter*

*covers face*

enkaydewdrop:
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...
Very detailed...
Me likey...

My own DH will just leave his hand there and continue sleeping... Dunno what I can do about it...
Nothing I do will make him leave his sleep... Never!!!
I'll start with a massage this evening before he even dreams of falling asleep... He loves being massaged...
#FingersCrossed...

Thanks for this Mummy H...

Every guy has what turns him on now. Find it and taunt him with it. Mine is my tips. Just merely looking at it or touching it turns my dh on, and that is what i use to get him in the mood.
Even if it means putting your hand inside his boxers and stroking his peepee. The sleep go vanish. Lol. Shebi na your husband now? Nothing to be ashamed of. Try anything that works

enkaydewdrop:
Mitchyy, I'm seriously consider it oh... Na money be d problem...
Ego! Ego!! Ego!!!

Look for the ego o. Its better than them slicing your belly for nothing

Fabmummy:
Happy birthday baby Lucas cc @fortius God bless and keep him

Congratulations @hajarahbadmus may God watch over your lo

@ mitchyy mitchyy mitchyy

Chai. I don die today. Enkaydewdrop, see what you've caused now

Ehen, before i forget. When washing my baby's new clothes and rinsing it with dettol, do i need to keep rinsing and rinsing till the dettol odor leaves?
After i have suffered to wash the clothes my mum sent and spreading them, my landlord's wife said i'm not supposed to allow any trace of dettol smell in them. I nor get power to wash again o

sugah:
Congratulations harjarabadmus...may she continue to bring you joy.
Happy birthday baby Lucas.

Enkaydewdrop you should be fine.

My sister had a 4.6kg baby last year...yes you saw that right, 4.6kg by VD no tears at all. I think it all depends on the expertise of the doctors (in her case, midwives).

Lemme use his birth pix to start off thread cuties.

Oh my!!! Was this her first baby? Cus i heard its easier when its not your first.
God is truly wonderful! Congrats to her

olatebony:
@mum BritneyStacy its d normal flat baby bed dat can be folded into 2. Will post d pix.
BTW I am vexing o o! All these prices and lists that u ppl are sharing.. DiarisGoduo. Come to think of it mamas. Some of my prices r even cheaper dan d listed ones, to think dat i am even going to ease u d stress and time of going all around shopping plus i have unique and lovely items. All you need 2 do is add me on whatsapp 08030625817 and request for pictures of stuffs u nid.. You make selections,we seal d deal and i send. We do delivery anywhere. Thanks

I think you should share pictures of your products during fashion friday. It'll help.
Me i still dey receive gifts o, so i wan wait small

Dunni29:
Hugs dear. Kpele the pain will subside. Though I concur with other mamas on getting a alternative hospital. If the Dr is already breathing CS at the slightest provocation he must be a butcher

Enkaydewdrop, shey you have heard? Come to my hospital o and run away from that vjay butcherer

Ha!!! @favouredmom, fortius romanus and enkaydewdrop, i'm not the capo of kpekus o. I think the baton is with britneystacy

Anyway, this is what i did. RATED 18+

I woke up 30mins before dh alarm will wake him up for work. And i brought his hand to my belle first, then took it to my tips, cus i know that's the number one thing that turns him on. Immediately, sleep comot for he eye, cus the last time we did it was last week. While he was playing with my tips, i turned towards him for the usual exclusive breastfeeding. Na from there action start.
When it was time for the real deal, he was finding it hard to go in from the back despite using lube. Had no choice but to manage the usual missionary style with lots of pillows supporting my bumbum and head. It's not as if i was in the mood 100% percent o, but i just had to make myself go thru it. Because apart from making sure that place expands, i know my dh needs it and i dont like starving him for too long.

As for styles, make una ask another person o. Cus i'm still a learner.

enkaydewdrop:
LOL...

How big is he?
At 36weeks, my baby was 3.05kg,and I'm scared already...

Scan said 3.05kg (plus or minus 458g), dunno what that means... Any idea?

It means your baby might be above 3kg or below 3kg. Mine was 2.4kg at 32 weeks. I'm sure he'll be approaching 3kg now. Lol

enkaydewdrop:
OK... Will start today... God go help me...

I don't even know what to do about this doctor... The docs usually have time frame for being in my hospital... They're from LUTH, so they change them frequently, like they have a roaster or something... This one is a new one, he just resumed, and he's going to be there till I deliver...

Chai!!!! This is serious. Dont be afraid to stand your ground with him sha. Discuss it with dh too. Let him stand up for you in future cases like this

Mum Chinwendym is coming back? Whoop whoop!!! I'm so happy she and her dh have sorted out their issues. What a relief!!! Whew! Mama Ekene pls show face o. We have really missed you, honestly

BritneyStacy:
Oya do am well ooo....make you clear path for baby Hansel well well

The way Hansel is growing dey fear me. That is why Dr wants to bring him out at 37 weeks else he might grow too big for me to push out.
I nor know if na placenta e dey chop