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thorpido:
Nah,i'm a paramedic.
I got a mention,

Really? You should stop by more often to share tips and advice with preggie mamas here

GenyEbere:
Mitchyy for your mind you need member for your team kikikikikiki you no go see me,cutenik am good now see my 32 , enkaydewdrop pls don't submit me to team july biko I still love my team thats why I gave them snail this morning hahahahahaha,to the waddling mamas wey dis snail torment fear not cos no be only you me don cry for am yet I never see lol so abeg make una manage this wrapper for dedication lol

I'll be right here when you send your application to team july

sayoddy:
Missed threadcuties yesterday just as last week but I've many pictures to share.
Here are Lo and Mom with flat tummy at 6weeks postpartum

So flat!!! I envy you seriously. My landlord's wife has promised to help me ensure my tummy goes back to normal size in weeks. I hope i can achieve this o

On point!!!

feddy27:
In this era of tomatoes scarcity,

jejely walk into any supermarket and look for tinned plum tomatoes, you will find different brands! It saves you of all the stress. N180 - N200 a tin

For those in PH, SPAR has a lot of them.

Thank me later

Do you think Spar in Lagos will have it too? My dh is a rice and stew fan

thorpido:
It's the weather.It's good for you as it keeps you well hydrated.You piss out the rest.

Sure. But this is my first time seeing you on this thread tho. Your wife get belle?

enkaydewdrop:
ma'am, abeg, help me threaten her well well...
If she talk say she wan port go May again, she go just port go July.... E go be her like film trick...
Hehehe...

Abeg send her to us. We'll welcome her to team july with open arms

feddy27:
mitchyy and enkaydewdrops,

Chilled water has no effects! Don't mind all those old wives tales!

Wen I was in labor, I chewed enuf ice cubes + gulped plenty collldddd water while waiting for baby to come forth.

If that's your craving, you are safe my dear

I don't listen to old wives tales dear. Someone asked in the hospital and both the midwife and doc said taking chilled water is not harmful but TOO MUCH of it is not advisable. Na so dem tell me o
I take cold water too but i just don't make it a habit

Emerald22:
I actually thought I was in this alone. Dh says I am supposed to live on top of a river for easy assess. The only stress there is passing urine every 5mins.

That won't be a bad idea though. Lol. I only stop drinking water when my stomach is full. Sometimes i wish i can create more space in my stomach for the water

Iyabetajos:
u r nt alone.mine is cold chilled water.

Hahaha. But pls don't take chilled water too much o. Taking it too much is not advisable

Final set... @lalasticlala pls help move to the right section

More...

More chats...

Via StellaDimokokorkus Blog...

Alleged wife Killer Lekan Shonde was scared man...scared that his wife would leave him .....so scared that he would go out side the estate gate and hide behind the gate to see if any man was dropping off his wife.
He snooped on her social media handles,snooped on her phone and controlled what she wore in and out of the house..Any resistance whatsoever earned her beatings!

According to insider info,Ronke had disconnected from her hubby Lekan after too much drama of public disgrace,physical altercation and baby daddy drama.She got to a point she just went mute.

Late Ronke's sister also revealed that the couples son had allegedly told people at school that ''Daddy said he will kill mummy''.Ronke was broken by that comment and was told by the School to shield her kids from whatever was going on at home because that was all they were saying in school.

This man loved his wife so much that the thought of her leaving him was something he could not imagine,it gave him sleepless nights and he could no longer function well.

Ronke had to remain in his house forever .......

Source: http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/05/exclusive-interview-and-munched-chat

Is it possible for someone's pregnancy craving to be water? The way i guzzle water ehn, its just crazy. Dh even went as far as reporting me to doctor that i drink too much water but doc gave him eyeblow and said i need it.
Ders a bag of pure water beside me in the parlor, for easy access

Good morning mamas!!!

GenyEbere:
Sugah so sorry for your loss,may her soul rest in peace. Gaily and rofemiguwa the BS na top notch as I dey read my belle dey sweet me,my class captain enkaydewdrop present ma was just depressed yesterday I don't know why hope I will be better today,will finish getting the remaining items by sat hopefully bag will be packed on sunday,#teamjunestilleyeingmay lol #teamjune mamas hope you are enjoying the weather kikikikikiki so coooooool enjoy my gift

Warris dis now?? Why do you want to punish us this morning with this snail picture? Dont let us para and ask you to send it to every mama in this thread o. Haba!
*salivating*

Lilimax:
I thought Ekosodin was mostly for Science and Social Science students whereas Osaosegie was meant for Medical students due to its proximity to UBTH You hardly find a medical student there during my days in UNIBEN

We had about 6 or more medical students then in my hostel in Ekosodin. Medical students were everywhere back then in 2005. Dunno if it has changed now

saintdennis:
Funny thing is if u don't greet na wahala.
If u greet na still wahala.
Lols.

You female sha so maybe u ain't been asked the question "who be ur bros? I resemble ur brother? Oya come here! Rotfl.

I lived in their den so immunity covered me small

CertifiedSamuel:
Hello mitchyy,

In as much as this story feels upsetting (I mean with the way the dog is being treated), I honestly think LordRegalia is right.

This is Nigeria. A simple good gesture could turn sour. Of course, I personally will not be comfortable with anyone feeding my dog(s) without my consent.

I already followed their advice long ago and stopped feeding the dog myself. I give them the food to feed her. But she has lost a lot of weight since i stopped and ive decided to turn a blind eye. Cant kill myself.
This post is a bit old

daveson07:
Ekosodin: They’ll instill respect and good behaviour in you. You learn how to greet your neighbours in Ekosodin whether you like it or not except you have plans of moving into the hostel or BDPA. In fact, before falling in love with a girl staying in Ekosodin, you have to do your research properly because your parents won’t forgive you if you end up dying for love.

You dare not greet people around you in Ekosodin then. Dem nor born you well. No matter how small or gentle someone looks, he/she might be your worst nightmare if you don't greet.
Even after i run go bdpa i was still missing Ekosodin. Ders never a dull moment. Armed robbers enter your room, you'll first lose your money and gadgets and while dealing with the shock, you go still pay the strong men in the hostel for not raising alarm that robbers entered your room. Silly place. I miss Uniben

You said 12 now op. Waiting for the others...


Meanwhile....

Lavendra:
please how do I potty train my dog? I live in a self con in school and I'll be getting a Samoyed next week any ideas on how I can deal with the poo and pee part?

Its pretty easy. I trained my Lhasa in my self con for two years before i got married. And he doesnt poo or pee in my room. If pple have already responded in your other thread and given you the tactics, then try it out first.

eigmaticme:
Thanks for the editing. Its a bit thick, like yellow catarrh but not much and like once in four days

White or light yellow discharge with an egg white consistency is usually considered normal. But if the yellow discharge has a foul smell, then its possible you have an infection and you should get yourself checked. But if no foul smell, you're fine

sugah:
Thank you all for the prayers. Sadly my dear mother passed on this morning.
My tear ducts are empty. I am broken.

Hugssssssssss! I'm short of words to say at the moment...

Godmother:
I can't believe all the drama that goes with pregnancy. I used to think one would get pregnant, spit small, vomit small, then born your baby. Now that I'm in it its a whole different ball game.

And some people will kidnap people's children for evil purposes. May thunder fire all of them. Evil people!

When I see some teams shouting 19 days to go or 49 days to go I just keep quiet before envy will kee me. I converted my remaining months to days and fear catch me when I saw 174 days. How I wish I kpekused earlier so this baby for don rich to born.

Then watsup with all the bad bad dreams? Thought I was the only one having them. I can have up to eight in one night. The blood of Jesus sef no dey stop them. Mamas that have experienced such abeg how did you stop it cos I'm not finding it funny anymore. See me covering lo with blood of Jesus everytime cos of these dreams. If not for one thing the blood for don finish on top my matter.

Its normal for preggie mamas to have wild dreams, either good or bad. Its part of the package and not worth fretting about dear

Peddylove:
Teamie, Una congrats o. God who has started His work will perfect the rest. Lo will be sources of blessings, joy n happiness to u all.
My scan result as at yesterday, can sabi mamas pls shed more light? esp on the last 3
Uterus - Gravid
Presentation - cephalic
Placental location - posterior fundal
Placenta maturation grade - 2
Internal cervical OS - closed
Foetal weight - 3.4 kg
Gestational age- 37.5 weeks
BPD - 9.21cm
FL - 7.30 cm
AC - 34.75cm

AC - abdominal circumference. This is the measurement where the ring went around your baby's belly, like where a belt would go.

FL - fetal length. This is the length of the thigh bone from the knee joint to the hip joint.

BPD - bi-parietal diameter. This is the measurement of a line drawn from ear to ear, through your baby's brain.

I don't think its worth bothering about. These are just statistics. Your baby is also in the right position for delivery(cephalic).

enkaydewdrop:
OK! This got me rolling on the floor... Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki....
1...Ewa agonyin
2...Party jollof
3...Puffpuff
4...Bitterleaf Soup
5...Moimoi elewe
6...Fried yam

Hahaha. We'll take the first one, Mama Ewa Agonyin. The name make brain

chizeal:
Congrats to d mama dat jst delivered of her baby Pristine, pls, September mama's, kindly add me to ur team, am new here oo,

So many new members for team september this week. Choi, na only una waka come? I'm jealous o.

Welcome to the pregnancy thread chizeal. You'll definitely enjoy your stay here

enkaydewdrop:
Lord of host!!! I thought I was the only one putting on weight oh...

How to lose this weight now is what is really bugging me...
Only God knows where I'll start from...

And just this morning i was crying to dh that my weight is not increasing well. Started at 65kg, now i'm 75kg at 31weeks. One mama's meat is another mama's poison

eigmaticme:
Dear mamas please I need answers o.

What is the normal consistency for discharge during pregnancy cos I don't like what I am seeing.

Cc zaynie, sugar, rofemugiwa, mitchy, nursekaffy and all other mums.

TIA

Please don't read and pass

How is the consistency of the discharge you're having?

Let me help you edit the monikers of the mamas you tagged to the right spelling so they can easily see it...

Cc zaynie, sugah, rofemiguwa, mitchyy, kaffy4bill

Loisemm:
Permit me to laugh. Good for them. Been following ur story with these wonderful kids. Let them sweep well. After that they should do about turn and march back to their mother.

And they actually marched back after they were tired of sweeping... Dey didnt bother knocking again

blessedchick:
@ mitchyy mine will be agidi,if i dont eat it in a day i dont use to be happy.
@ emerald welcome teamie

I can imagine being called Mama agidi