Sagamite:

Don't mind the moronic troll!

He is so daft and useless at using the Googling he is recommending, he did not check Princeton's website to see what programmes they offer claiming we was studying Medicine in Princeton, when Princeton does not offer it? 

He is a dimwit, desperate, hood-rat.

Roflmao.

What a clown. At least I didnt drop out of OAU? Yoruba talk oruko to ba wuni laa je leyin odi. Fagamiteeeeeeeeeeeee dey claim intellectual god for London when he couldn't even crack common OAU? Keep building lies for that you lack and that you wish you could be. Ten years from now you will still be in the hood while yours truly would be living in some of the most affluent suburbs around. Don't hate me, hate the bad gene you got from your illiterate parents. Lol

buzugee:

bros this type of thing is actually a frequent occurrence in the financial world. a few years back a black american did the same exact thing on wall street and put a company in the red. i think its when you pull the trigger on a stock trade for an amount bigger than what you are allocated to, something along those lines and it doesnt pay off. this is the environment for huge gamblers and people with OCD. they just have an itch to make that big score for the company and become the darling of wall street or in the case of london, darling of the city. its illegal but this type of crime, you serve your sentence (usually less than a year in england) in white collar jail with all the white collar criminals. nothing heavy.  he will be out real soon. more than likely he will get movie offers for his story. and then he will be rich. i see adewale agbaje playing him

Not true.

[size=18pt]Rogue traders have tried to defend themselves by saying their colleagues were doing the same things, or their bosses secretly encouraged them to swing for the fences with the bank’s money[/size]. Societe General trader Jérôme Kerviel promised to expose a culture of crazy risk-taking at the French bank when he was prosecuted for losing $6 billion on an illicit $60 billion gamble on futures.

It didn’t work. [size=18pt]Kerviel was sentenced to three years in prison last October, and ordered to repay the $6 billion.[/size]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielfisher/2011/09/15/why-rogue-traders-get-jail-higher-ups-a-pension/

Also:

That’s how it goes on the trading desk. Nicholas Leeson, [size=18pt]who was sentenced to six-and-a-half years in prison for causing the collapse of the 233-year-old Barings Bank in 1995[/size], told reporters last year that he was disgusted that executives like former RBS Chairman Sir Fred Goodwin didn’t get the same treatment.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielfisher/2011/09/15/why-rogue-traders-get-jail-higher-ups-a-pension/

Verdict: Buzugee is a liar; lying in order to get into I**** G**'s pants.

Sympathy for him as well.

He looks like a nice kid

Awesome lifestyle though. Enough White chicks.


After prison, he can go back to dating black chicks. What a pity.

okada_man:

I guess Kweku achieved his dream.

Talk about art imitating real life abi na the other way round? LOL.

Ola one:

There are jobs and there are jobs. This is what I call a job. About 120 million naira salary (just one year oo).  Mai Goddddddddddd! Wey thy eye? lol
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037632/Kweku-Adoboli-UBS-trader-arrested-London-running-1-3bn-losses.html#ixzz1Y6ZDe2Oe

He lives in a 1000 pounds a week loft.

Owo Abu? Who go collect am?

^^^

Hey Professor,

Chrisland no be cheap school like that ooooo. lol

okada_man:

Ok, so was he arrested and exposed to the media simply because he made a mistake at work? That's cold

I know $2B is a lot of money, but still not a good reason to send cops after your workers just because they made a bad trade.

Much more complicated than that. It was an unauthorized trade that he made.

I see prison in his very near future. From a very expensive boarding school to prison. Life is a bytch, I tell ya

alj_harem:

i think it is a good development but how do they intend to do that

ACN is still in lagos, PDP and even CPC

i don't see APGA getting those LG just like that, but then again there is nothing God cannot do

I dont think God can do this. Only Charles Darwin IMO can pull it off. And maybe Boko Haram. lol

macjive01:

its going to be like a tsunami, festac, ajegunle, alaba, yaba, ikoyi, ijesha, maryland . . .  10 LGA is going to the bag  

No kill me with laugh jare.

Festac ko, eleweran ni.

[size=18pt]ROFLMAO[/size]


It is time you drop the crack pipe and face reality.

But hey, whatever makes sleep well. lol

South-East:

[size=18pt]Looks like neither Libya nor Nigeria wants them now[/size]. They have become human bats, not birds (Nigerians), not mammals (Libyans)

Professor don blow grammar again ooooooo

Na by force to speak 'Ungrish" ROFLMAO


Nigeria here is a collective noun, and the verb that follows should be plural, not singular. As used here, Nigeria means the PEOPLE OF NIGERIA, No?

Professor, in what language do you teach your students? Sign language or Ibo?

Professor,


Kedu?

ChinenyeN:

Don't talk about what you don't know Alj_Harem.

What? Alj Harem knows everything


Whatchu talking about. He is God

^^^

Somehow, I wish he was Nigerian.

detriot007:

Studied MEng Chemical Engineering, got a 2.2 from a UK University, British citizen, should i go to Nigeria to do my nysc, any chance of getting a good job.

If you want to work in Nigeria, I say yes.

That said, it doesnt matter what you decide to do, the fact that you have a foreign degree puts you in a good position to negotiate how you want to be treated in Nigeria.

A 2:2 from a UK university is better than a First Class from any Nigerian university.


You can quote me anyday. Congrats for completing your education. The World, especially Nigeria, is now your oyster

tpia@:



true, boredom is very harmful in old age.

you would know of course

tpia@:

poster

1. are you married and have you produced any grandkids for her to take care of. No.

2. na orogun una be? Why begrudge her a little distraction and self-fulfilment.

3. are you yourself close to God.

4. There are correspondence courses of all types available. Why not sit your azz down and help her sift through suitable ones if you dont want her going to a classroom.

5. do you know how boring overseas can be for older nigerians?

What is your problem old hag?

Stop living your fantasies through someone else's aspirations

Your life is over and you will never be able to go back to school.

Tpia, IT IS OVER FOR you. Just do us a favor, crawl to the nearest corner and DIE. DIE, DIE, DIE IJN Tpia.

You will be hit by a truck tomorrow, makes sure to say your last prayer tonight,

apocalypse:

@dayo
Ok , since you know him so well what did he graduate with ? which course did he study ? what was his o' level result like ( which is even the bone of contention ) ?. Agreed he wasn't the best graduating student for that year and I never said he was , he surely was the best graduating student from his department.
The point I'm still making is this feat isn't so laudable by previous standards ( education has taken the downslopes ).

5 B's , give me a break@dayo
Ok , since you know him so well what did he graduate with ? which course did he study ? what was his o' level result like ( which is even the bone of contention ) ?. Agreed he wasn't the best graduating student for that year and I never said he was , he surely was the best graduating student from his department.
The point I'm still making is this feat isn't so laudable by previous standards ( education has taken the downslopes ).

5 B's , give me a break

You are a big ediot? You expect DK to come here and start revealing someone's private information? You think he is as stupiddd and insecure as you.

Why dont you reveal more info about yourself. ediot. Alailekolori oloshi

I need a miracle: rogue trader Kweku Adoboli who lost UBS £1.3bn
[size=18pt]Kweku Adoboli, a 31-year old City trader at UBS, suspected of carrying out Britain’s biggest banking fraud was arrested at his desk after posting an internet message saying: “I need a miracle.[/size]


Kweku Adoboli, the 31-year-old UBS trader who has been arrested in connection with rogue trading at the Swiss bank

Mr Adoboli is alleged to have lost £1.3 billion before his bosses at the Swiss-based investment bank UBS discovered the rogue trades.
The scandal wiped £4 billion off the value of shares in UBS, affecting thousands of pensioners whose funds had invested in the company.
It also shook City workers who thought banks had eliminated such risks following the case of Jérôme Kerviel, the Paris-based Société Générale worker who lost £4 billion in 2008.
Mr Adoboli was held at 3.30am yesterday at UBS’s Finsbury Avenue office in London after the firm contacted City of London Police at 1am when the alleged fraud was uncovered.


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Last night he was being questioned on suspicion of fraud and abuse of position.
[size=18pt]The Ghanaian-born banker, a graduate of Nottingham University, works as a “market maker”, advising clients on the prices at which they should buy and sell shares or other assets.[/size]
Exactly how he is alleged to have racked up such huge losses is unclear. The bank’s £1.3 billion loss compares with £827 million lost by Nick Leeson in 1995, which caused the collapse of Barings Bank.
Mr Adoboli’s father John, a retired United Nations employee, said from his home in Tema, Ghana, that his son had made “a mistake or wrongful judgment”.


He said: “We are all here reading all the materials and all the things being said about him. The family is heartbroken because this is not our way of life.
“I brought them up to be God-fearing and to appreciate decency. Growing up and through to school days they were very brilliant and respectful.”

Mr Adoboli was educated at the £19,635-per-year Ackworth boarding school near Pontefract, West Yorks, and is described as a “computer whiz” by friends. Neighbours said he had been working long hours recently, often at night, and rarely seemed to be at his east London home.
Before he was arrested, he had changed his status on his Facebook page to “I need a miracle”.


The loss uncovered by UBS is almost exactly the same amount the bank was trying to save by cutting 3,500 jobs from its worldwide empire. The bank insisted none of its clients had lost money as a result of the trades, but City analysts said UBS could suffer “significant reputational damage”.
Louise Cooper, of BGC Partners, said: “Rich people tend not to want to do business with a bank where there are questions over risk control.”
The bank said the unauthorised trades could lead to it losing money in the third quarter of the year. Oswald Gruebel, UBS’s chief executive, described the loss as “distressing” and said he “will spare no effort to establish how it happened”.
[size=18pt]Mr Adoboli, who until recently lived in a £1,000-a-week loft apartment in the City, is described by friends as “a really relaxed, happy guy”.[/size]
Recently, however, he had spoken to friends about the pressures of working in the City following the financial downturn, describing it as a “fight”. In a statement, UBS said: “UBS has discovered a loss due to unauthorised trading by a trader in its investment bank.
“The matter is still being investigated, but UBS’s current estimate of the loss on the trades is in the range of $2 billion. It is possible that this could lead UBS to report a loss for the third quarter of 2011. No client positions were affected.”


Mr Adoboli’s arrest came on the third anniversary of the collapse of Lehman Brothers, seen as the pivotal moment in the worldwide banking crisis.
UBS was one of the banks which had to bailed out at the height of the banking crisis, accepting help from the Swiss government because of its “toxic” assets in 2008. In the same year it was accused by the FBI of helping clients to evade tax, and agreed to pay a fine of $780 million (£493  million). UBS employs 6,000 people in the UK and 65,000 worldwide. Its staff were told about the alleged fraud in a round-robin email yesterday morning.
The news brings into question the role of the Financial Services Authority, which failed to spot the unauthorised trades despite regulations which
require banks to monitor their employees’ trading positions on an hourly basis.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/8767089/I-need-a-miracle-rogue-trader-Kweku-Adoboli-who-lost-UBS-1.3bn.html

Kini big deal

why did this make the front page?

Demdem:

The day GEJ changes all his fleet of cars and SUV's to Innoson will be the day i will take him serious on this issue. Till then, we are still deceiving ourselves.

That's like committing suicide. I'd question his judgment if he did that.

It matters not how we got here, the most important thing is that we are here. And this is what we have to deal with.

Good call Aganga!

Who wan die from Ibo made.


We are still recovering from their fake medicine

lagcity:

since when can the governor order someone's arrest? chei, naija ooo.

Imagine what would happen if we had state police?

Basics007:

But what is it with our officials and their constant blabbings to foreigners? This is now so ridiculous. Imagine a VP telling the world that his boss had diabetic coma! That's a security risk

I doubt OBJ actually went into diabetic coma. Atiku prolly was just exaggerating for effect.

Jenifa_:

That is Nigeria for you.
He should thank his lucky stars that at least he wasn't assassinated didn't mysteriously disappear.

Assassination over what?

When was the last time someone got assassinated over something as trivial as this

All this diasporans sha. dem don lost tey tey

Beaf:

Isn't it an irony that you call it "the Queens language?"
Perhaps, you're not too clever afterall.

Na your papa language? I am not smart because I called it Queen's language instead of Queen's English? What a clown

Begging the question ediot. ROFLMAO

seanet02:

Ak47man, [size=18pt]dont mistook[/size] the [size=15pt]non violence nature [/size]of [size=18pt]Benins[/size] for [size=18pt]cowardness[/size]. That is the usual thinking of you ibos. Anybody that is not violent in nature is a coward. Nonsensical ibo reasoning.

What "kyne" English be that.

Naija English sha. I am ashamed. And this guy here graduated from UI, our best university.

ROFLMAO

^^^^

You are the biggest tribalist around