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REALITY101: Yes mam, I've always wanted to. Finally made up my mind with my mom finally supporting me. I have nothing to lose

Good for you. With dumb people like you off in the Military, smart people like me can have access to the full scholarships and grants we deserve. And less air heads like you to disrupt class.

I hope you die in the Air-force. Ciao in heaven.

Now that you are no longer at home, gimme your home address so I can go take care of your mom's needs. Lonely mothers of b/a/s/t/a/r/d/s need loving too, NO?

My first car was a leggedez benz and I still use it till now, never breaks down, no insurance, never complains, not too expensive to maintain,and kept diabetes away.

rinora: you are so insenstive and tribalistic as well,how can u say shes ugly,someone dats 68 and still looks this good,i tire for the way some people think sha,i wonder how u would look when u are 68...msteeew

More reason why she needs botox and maybe some good plastic surgery. As a nation we should always strive to put our best face forward, even if we have to patch them up with the best technology available. Image is everything. GEJ effed up on this one. He could have nominated some better looking Yoruba woman or some naturalized foreigners since it seems we are lacking in good looking women. We can do better.

Since Nigerians like everything American, why not use UHAUL? AN authentically American company with a catchy American name. And make sure to paint your trucks in red, blue and white. Trust me Nigerians, especially the so called half-educated, US of A obsessed, CNN watching, Chines food eating, fat middle-class will patronize your business the way bees cling to honey. And if you really want to make a killing, a real killing, employ Americans, Black, White-trash, Chinko, it doesnt matter. Whats important is they dont speak with Nigerian accents. Believe me, you will rob these people blind and they wont know it.

Because polys are way better than unis

OAM4J: lol.

Ola Rotimi got it wrong then; the gods are to blame!

Abomination! You never blame the gods.

1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

GEJ on a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong thing.

Where is Musiwa's?

Nollywood,
Southwestern,
We copy their movies
We dress like them
We now act like them


What are we waiting for: Lets kuku change Asorock to Whitehouse Nigeria. Its about time. And afterwards, we should all change our names to American names

Southwestern ko, University of Texas Nigeria ni

Billyonaire: Is it a bad thing ?

bad for business.

nonsense advice from the OP:

Below is a better written advice:

BILL GATES' SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL in Visalia, California.
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Nickonomakaveli: Picture of d pilot

The pilot is not even Nigerian? Wow, now I am speechless.

Trek, dont fly!

aguiyi: i dare not to believe that the police allowed those who are rescue workers or fire fighter to go near that building, how do we know when the black box is stolen/removed

yeah, those people are there to steal the black box. what a person!

alj harem: this is scary chai !!!!!!!!

Alhaji, you never cross? Alhamdulilahi.

he is dead!

[quote author=tpia@]@ the people trying to pick fights over the passenger manifesto


se ori yin daru ni?

just shut up and get off the thread you beasts of no breeding!

says volumes about your madness if you want to choose this kind of topic to settle whatever s.tupid scores you think you have with anybody.

may you remain cursed for doing that, you bloody cowards with a thousand fathers!!!!!

aye yin fo for presuming to bring your personal issues on to a thread like this. You wont stop until you are destroyed abi?

that's ABSOLUTELY fine by me!!!

people with sane minds would simply point out the girl's name on the passenger list, but these mad gorillas want to flex their ugly useless muscles like the b.astards they are?[/quote]Tilapia, what is wrong with you today?

Did you lose someone close? Abi you just de yh/o/t for body because you no get nothing else to do? SHakara oloje

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