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|Family / Re: Happy 4th Of July, My People O by mitofag: 9:02pm On Jul 05, 2012|
Good for you. With dumb people like you off in the Military, smart people like me can have access to the full scholarships and grants we deserve. And less air heads like you to disrupt class.
I hope you die in the Air-force. Ciao in heaven.
Now that you are no longer at home, gimme your home address so I can go take care of your mom's needs. Lonely mothers of b/a/s/t/a/r/d/s need loving too, NO?
|Car Talk / Re: Memories Of Your First Car by mitofag: 4:31am On Jul 05, 2012|
My first car was a leggedez benz and I still use it till now, never breaks down, no insurance, never complains, not too expensive to maintain,and kept diabetes away.
|Politics / Re: Justice Aloma Mariam Mukhtar : Nigeria’s First Female Chief Justice: A Profile by mitofag: 12:01am On Jul 05, 2012|
More reason why she needs botox and maybe some good plastic surgery. As a nation we should always strive to put our best face forward, even if we have to patch them up with the best technology available. Image is everything. GEJ effed up on this one. He could have nominated some better looking Yoruba woman or some naturalized foreigners since it seems we are lacking in good looking women. We can do better.
|Business / Re: Help With A Business Name For My Trucking/haulage Company by mitofag: 7:08pm On Jul 04, 2012|
Since Nigerians like everything American, why not use UHAUL? AN authentically American company with a catchy American name. And make sure to paint your trucks in red, blue and white. Trust me Nigerians, especially the so called half-educated, US of A obsessed, CNN watching, Chines food eating, fat middle-class will patronize your business the way bees cling to honey. And if you really want to make a killing, a real killing, employ Americans, Black, White-trash, Chinko, it doesnt matter. Whats important is they dont speak with Nigerian accents. Believe me, you will rob these people blind and they wont know it.
|Education / Re: Why Was Part Time Programe Not Suspended In Polytechnics. by mitofag: 5:06pm On Jul 04, 2012|
Because polys are way better than unis
|Politics / Re: Aide: The ‘gods’ Stopped Oba Of Benin From Receiving Jonathan by mitofag: 3:20pm On Jul 04, 2012|
Abomination! You never blame the gods.
|Family / To My Future Kids . . . 12 Laws To Live By by mitofag: 4:59am On Jul 04, 2012|
1) The Younger The Better
2) The Tighter The Better
3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught
4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed
5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow
6) If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them
7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything
A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month
9) If It Hurts, It Works
10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It
11) Some Can, Some Can't
12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump
|Politics / Re: Photo Of Jonathan Waiting For Oba Of Benin In His Palace. (picture) by mitofag: 12:58am On Jul 04, 2012|
GEJ on a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong thing.
|Politics / Re: Childhood & Youthful Pictures Of Nigerian Heroes & Celebrities by mitofag: 10:06pm On Jul 03, 2012|
Where is Musiwa's?
|Education / Re: Southwestern University Finally Out - In God We Trust !!! by mitofag: 12:39pm On Jul 03, 2012|
We copy their movies
We dress like them
We now act like them
What are we waiting for: Lets kuku change Asorock to Whitehouse Nigeria. Its about time. And afterwards, we should all change our names to American names
Southwestern ko, University of Texas Nigeria ni
|Music/Radio / Re: Lara George – Higher (video) by mitofag: 12:35pm On Jul 03, 2012|
Billyonaire: Is it a bad thing ?
bad for business.
|Family / Re: To My Future Kids by mitofag: 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2012|
nonsense advice from the OP:
Below is a better written advice:
BILL GATES' SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL in Visalia, California.
|Travel / Re: Crashed Dana Airplane's Manifest by mitofag: 1:55am On Jun 04, 2012|
Nickonomakaveli: Picture of d pilot
The pilot is not even Nigerian? Wow, now I am speechless.
|Politics / Re: What Lessons Can We Or Have We Learnt From The Dana Air Crash? by mitofag: 1:52am On Jun 04, 2012|
Trek, dont fly!
|Travel / Re: Raw Video Footage Of DANA Passenger Plane Crash by mitofag: 1:51am On Jun 04, 2012|
aguiyi: i dare not to believe that the police allowed those who are rescue workers or fire fighter to go near that building, how do we know when the black box is stolen/removed
yeah, those people are there to steal the black box. what a person!
|Travel / Re: Dana Air Pilot N Crew Pix ...RIP by mitofag: 1:29am On Jun 04, 2012|
alj harem: this is scary chai !!!!!!!!
Alhaji, you never cross? Alhamdulilahi.
|Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Shot In Us ? by mitofag: 1:15am On Jun 04, 2012|
he is dead!
|Travel / Re: Dana Airplane Crashed At Iju-Agbado, Ayinla Bus-Stop by mitofag: 12:46am On Jun 04, 2012|
Tilapia, what is wrong with you today?
Did you lose someone close? Abi you just de yh/o/t for body because you no get nothing else to do? SHakara oloje
|Celebrities / Re: Comic Actor Baba Suwe Arrested With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by mitofag: 3:56am On Oct 14, 2011|
|Celebrities / Re: Comic Actor Baba Suwe Arrested With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by mitofag: 3:33am On Oct 14, 2011|
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