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Politics / Re: CCB Tribunal: No One Can Intimidate Me - Tinubu by mitofag: 12:31am On Sep 21, 2011
Thats what they all say until they are faced with the reality of life behind bars, away from the billions of dollars stashed in their Swiss accounts.


GEJ, please lock this guy up for good.

Let him go become Asiwaju in Prison.

Goob bye Asiwaju. The streets of Isale - Eko would definitely miss you.
Business / Re: South West And North Central States Picked For Nuclear Power Stations by mitofag: 12:22am On Sep 21, 2011
Akanbi_edu:

Who is having conversation with an id!ot like you. Mr SW

hehe

Thats below the belt. wink

Anyway, glad to find you bother.  Some weeks ago, according to Mr. SW ( not my idea, but pretty damn right) I was the dumbest person here. Now its you.

Anyway, welcome brother. Hopefully, one day we will become smart, just like Mr. SW.
Business / Re: South West And North Central States Picked For Nuclear Power Stations by mitofag: 12:17am On Sep 21, 2011
great idea.

How many states do we have again? 36 - Lagos-Ogun-Yola-Benue - Ileke-idi =
Politics / Re: 80% Of Northern Children Are Ignorant-- Gov Amaechi by mitofag: 11:45pm On Sep 20, 2011
Eko Ile:

Amen.

Unfortunately for many of these folks, their thoughts and way of life is based on bigotry, money, greed and petty tribalism and never principles and strong convictions pertaining to their beliefs and desires.

They have so much hatred for everything beyond their boders, but they still depend on the same folks outside their boders for survival.

Money and greed rules, never principles

Egbon mi from Iragbiji, too many "ibons" in this post of yours. Whats happening to you? You are deteriorating real fast.

Have you been fired by Remi? It seems like you are not getting enough dose of BAT c/u/m shots like you used to ? That can only be the reason you arent as sharp as when you were on it 24/7. Please do something ASAP okay?

We need the old Iragbiji-ole back please!
TV/Movies / Re: Will Kelani's New Film Maami With Funke Akindele Be A Revolution In Nollywood? by mitofag: 7:31pm On Sep 20, 2011
nasoeb:

Whats so special about T.K or mainframe.

This looks Yorubaish and very very local. And ofcourse will be fill with so much noise like, GBATI GBATI,,  AAHH EMI KURKUR, EMI FUNMI, AHHH MA EFUA


You will agree with me that it is at least better than trying too hard to speak in fake American accent that neither Nigerians nor Americans could understand.
Politics / Re: Banks In Imo Shutdown Over Strike. Rochas Do Something Asap! by mitofag: 7:19pm On Sep 20, 2011
Imo is burning, Owelle is phocking p/r/o/s/t/itu/tes in China

Awesome!
TV/Movies / Re: Will Kelani's New Film Maami With Funke Akindele Be A Revolution In Nollywood? by mitofag: 7:16pm On Sep 20, 2011
Sisi_Kill:

Tunde Kelani. . . the BEST MOVIE DIRECTOR and CINEMATOGRAPHER in Nigeria hands down

Gosh!! I love his movies, looking forward to this one kiss kiss kiss

What about Tade Ogidan?

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TV/Movies / Re: Will Kelani's New Film Maami With Funke Akindele Be A Revolution In Nollywood? by mitofag: 7:14pm On Sep 20, 2011
Ibos can learn one or two things from our very own 'shon of the shoil," Monsieur Tunde Kelani
Culture / Re: Funny Yoruba Language Learners. by mitofag: 7:40am On Sep 20, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Lol this one calls himself a Yoruba boy. Funny video sha.
Parents plz teach your kids our language.

cheesy

[flash=300,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjBUjYePlHY?version=3&hl=en_US[/flash]



Ode ni bobo yii and GF e. Won ti sonu tipetipe.




Ileke-IdI:

This one, oh dear cheesy

An AA learning Yoruba. WTF LMAO!!!


[flash=300,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAAb-zJMzY?version=3&hl=en_US[/flash]


This guy is definitely Ibo. He is no Akata.
Politics / Re: Okorocha Given A Triumphant Welcome In China By Govt And Business Leaders by mitofag: 6:06am On Sep 20, 2011
Very triumphant indeed!
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 2:34am On Sep 20, 2011
sup ileke?
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 2:29am On Sep 20, 2011
BootyOnMe:

You betta be kiafoo with all those 'agberos'. . .[size=18pt] I would hate to see your arzzzze on Youtube with the likes of 'Abagworo' and 'EzeChimp[/size]'! grin


ROTFL

Hey Blazay,

I don miss you baje baje!

You tha best!
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 2:28am On Sep 20, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

i have to discuss this with mr. Ileke-Idi. I must do wheel barrow and touch ya toes before the night is over grin

Ileke, Go to  DK's room, I think he wants to show you sointin.
Politics / Re: Judicial Corruption Will Not Be Condoned – Ag. CJN by mitofag: 2:25am On Sep 20, 2011
I will expose, expunge and banish Kobojunkie from NL
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 2:21am On Sep 20, 2011
BootyOnMe:

Where are all those 'HOLY NWENJE' Abia babes on this NL?
AWON 'OSISI-KA-NKWU' AND CO? wink
See Abia state poohsie all over the world. Kai!!!!
Time to pray o! Awon Jesus-Jesus! The kingdom of Abia State is at hand!!!!
They all seem to be quiet these days. grin
So una poohsies fit swallow 5 LOCAL-AGBERO d-ee-ks and you nor fit commit suicide kwa? cheesy
See all kind of positions unknown to mankind used to violate this 'woman hood turned OSU"!
UNA BEEN DEY LAUGH EMPRESS NJAMAH WITH THAT SO-CALLED PICTURE OF MOUTH ACTION ABI?. . .NOT KNOWING YOUR OWN TURN DEY COME IN THE MOST HUMILIATING WAY.
There is a God afterall.

THAT VERY PIT YOU USELESS IGBO CANNIBALS AND RITUALIST KEEP DIGGING ALL OVA NIGERIA FOR OTHERS. . . MAY YOUR OWN WOMEN AND MEN KEEP FALLING INSIDE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE. ISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!INSTEAD OF YOU HUNGRY, LOCAL, IGBOTIC BABES TO USE YOUR BRAINS TO WORK HARD. . .YOU KEEPP RUNNING AFTER LOCAL TRADERS FOR MONEY. SEE HOW THEY GOT OF YOU CHEAP. SHE ACTUALLY LEFT HER 'AUNTY'S SHOP. . .TO GO AND DRINK FANTA AND GALA IN AN AGBERO'S ROOM? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


WHERE IS HONOR IN DEATH? shocked

I must confess, THIS GIRL IS A VERRRRRRRRRY USELESS HUMAN BEING to keep silent after all this. Typical 'local' IGBOTIC babe. cry
This is the ONLY reason why USELESS men will get away with this kind of sacrilege.

I only watched that 10 minute video once to actually make SURE this is not a tale of 'dem say'.
See as Nigerian men ALL over Nigeria. . .including BOKO HARAM ones dey 'wan-k off' with this 'ghetto' Abia-P-o-R-n. embarassed
See the nasty room wey dem take humuliate the 'disgrace to womanhood' that can only come from a place like ABIA state!
MMMMMMUO!!!!!

Only SATAN can help NIGERIA and NIGERIANS from this day forth. GOD has removed his hands!



Blazay, I miss you. I am actually crying right now. I have missed you gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan


Anyway, Blazay, the thing be say me and my friend and my another friend and my enemy's enemey will like to r/a/p/e you


Are you daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan? No Igbotic blokos. We are all Ngbatis.


Blazay, when do you want it to go daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 11:40pm On Sep 19, 2011
^^^

When you stand up to bullies, they almost always back off.


Evil thrives when victims of previous evil deeds keep quiet
Politics / Re: True Phone Encounter With A Nigerian 419ner In London by mitofag: 11:18pm On Sep 19, 2011
Thats not South East ofcourse.

He prolly got it somewhere.
Politics / Re: Its Time To Move The Federal Capital To The East by mitofag: 11:11pm On Sep 19, 2011
Plutarch:

I think d South African method is gud. It has 3 capitals each represent diff arm of govt. We can have d executive in abj,legislative in enugu n d judiciary in ibadan

e no go better for you. The executive should be in Ibadan. Whatever happens to the rest I dont care. Bewareee o dogi ooo
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 10:47pm On Sep 19, 2011
jayon:

angry angry that of a girl was not rapped, instead she was Being Intimate, she was not fighting back and her punny was too large that she felt nothing was inside it. secondly what was she looking for in their house, that's the questions she has to answer. she even gave them different positions, if you look at the video [size=18pt]well you would see that she even cumed[/size]

Wow, I didnt know the past tense of c/u/m was cumed

Thanks for that piece of info. ROFLMAO
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 6:11pm On Sep 19, 2011
vicenzo:

Nobody in ABSU is going to say anything,most of my friends there said that the girl is a slut,who "chopped" two of the guys and still refused to comply,she knew what the guys wanted from her when she was collecting their money and gifts,she thought she was a "sharp" girl, the guys set a trap for her,she fell and they "collected" it from her by force.I am not supporting the guys but the girl no try at all,t[b]his should serve as a lesson to those girls who see men as "mugu" they can always collect money from without putting out[/b],Udo di.


That is not enough to r/a/p/e her. What happens to the art of seduction? Seriously, r/a/p/e is a pretty dismal kind of "sex" in which one person's pain, and possible permanent injury, is the occasion for the other one's pleasure. What most of us mean by sex is something mutual and participatory, loving and uplifting or at least flirty and fun. Not something you buy in "oja oyingbo" or force your way into like a robber breaking into a vault.

You dont have to buy gifts for a girl before you can sleep with her. You cant buy affection. It is really pathetic if you have to go to extremes in
order to sleep with a woman.
Religion / Can You Believe In God And Evolution? by mitofag: 5:58pm On Sep 19, 2011
Can You Believe in God and Evolution?
By Steven Pinker

FRANCIS COLLINS

Director, National Human Genome Research Institute

I see no conflict in what the Bible tells me about God and what science tells me about nature. Like St. Augustine in A.D. 400, I do not find the wording of Genesis 1 and 2 to suggest a scientific textbook but a powerful and poetic description of God's intentions in creating the universe. The mechanism of creation is left unspecified. If God, who is all powerful and who is not limited by space and time, chose to use the mechanism of evolution to create you and me, who are we to say that wasn't an absolutely elegant plan? And if God has now given us the intelligence and the opportunity to discover his methods, that is something to celebrate.

I lead the Human Genome Project, which has now revealed all of the 3 billion letters of our own DNA instruction book. I am also a Christian. For me scientific discovery is also an occasion of worship.

Nearly all working biologists accept that the principles of variation and natural selection explain how multiple species evolved from a common ancestor over very long periods of time. I find no compelling examples that this process is insufficient to explain the rich variety of life forms present on this planet. While no one could claim yet to have ferreted out every detail of how evolution works, I do not see any significant "gaps" in the progressive development of life's complex structures that would require divine intervention. In any case, efforts to insert God into the gaps of contemporary human understanding of nature have not fared well in the past, and we should be careful not to do that now.

Science's tools will never prove or disprove God's existence. For me the fundamental answers about the meaning of life come not from science but from a consideration of the origins of our uniquely human sense of right and wrong, and from the historical record of Christ's life on Earth.

STEVEN PINKER

Psychology professor, Harvard University

It's natural to think that living things must be the handiwork of a designer. But it was also natural to think that the sun went around the earth. Overcoming naive impressions to figure out how things really work is one of humanity's highest callings.

Our own bodies are riddled with quirks that no competent engineer would have planned but that disclose a history of trial-and-error tinkering: a retina installed backward, a seminal duct that hooks over the ureter like a garden hose snagged on a tree, goose bumps that uselessly try to warm us by fluffing up long-gone fur.

The moral design of nature is as bungled as its engineering design. What twisted sadist would have invented a parasite that blinds millions of people or a gene that covers babies with excruciating blisters? To adapt a Yiddish expression about God: If an intelligent designer lived on Earth, people would break his windows.

The theory of natural selection explains life as we find it, with all its quirks and tragedies. We can prove mathematically that it is capable of producing adaptive life forms and track it in computer simulations, lab experiments and real ecosystems. It doesn't pretend to solve one mystery (the origin of complex life) by slipping in another (the origin of a complex designer).

Many people who accept evolution still feel that a belief in God is necessary to give life meaning and to justify morality. But that is exactly backward. In practice, religion has given us stonings, inquisitions and 9/11. Morality comes from a commitment to treat others as we wish to be treated, which follows from the realization that none of us is the sole occupant of the universe. Like physical evolution, it does not require a white-coated technician in the sky.

MICHAEL BEHE

Biochemistry professor, Lehigh University; Senior fellow, Discovery Institute

Sure, it's possible to believe in both God and evolution. I'm a Roman Catholic, and Catholics have always understood that God could make life any way he wanted to. If he wanted to make it by the playing out of natural law, then who were we to object? We were taught in parochial school that Darwin's theory was the best guess at how God could have made life.

I'm still not against Darwinian evolution on theological grounds. I'm against it on scientific grounds. I think God could have made life using apparently random mutation and natural selection. But my reading of the scientific evidence is that he did not do it that way, that there was a more active guiding. I think that we are all descended from some single cell in the distant past but that that cell and later parts of life were intentionally produced as the result of intelligent activity. As a Christian, I say that intelligence is very likely to be God.

Several Christian positions are theologically consistent with the theory of mutation and selection. Some people believe that God is guiding the process from moment to moment. Others think he set up the universe from the Big Bang to unfold like a computer program. Others take scientific positions that are indistinguishable from those atheist materialists might take but say that their nonscientific intuitions or philosophical considerations or the existence of the mind lead them to deduce that there is a God.

I used to be part of that last group. I just think now that the science is not nearly as strong as they think.

ALBERT MOHLER

President, Southern Baptist Theological Seminary

Given the human tendency toward inconsistency, there are people who will say they hold both positions. But you cannot coherently affirm the Christian-truth claim and the dominant model of evolutionary theory at the same time.

Personally, I am a young-Earth creationist. I believe the Bible is adequately clear about how God created the world, and that its most natural reading points to a six-day creation that included not just the animal and plant species but the earth itself. But there have always been Evangelicals who asserted that it might have taken longer. What they should not be asserting is the idea of God's having set the rules for evolution and then stepped back. And even less so, the model held by much of the scientific academy: of evolution as the result of a random process of mutation and selection.

For one thing, there's the issue of human "descent." Evangelicals must absolutely affirm the special creation of humans in God's image, with no physical evolution from any nonhuman species. Just as important, the Bible clearly teaches that God is involved in every aspect and moment in the life of His creation and the universe. That rules out the image of a kind of divine watchmaker.

I think it's interesting that many of evolution's most ardent academic defenders have moved away from the old claim that evolution is God's means to bring life into being in its various forms. More of them are saying that a truly informed belief in evolution entails a stance that the material world is all there is and that the natural must be explained in purely natural terms. They're saying that anyone who truly feels this way must exclude God from the story. I think their self-analysis is correct. I just couldn't disagree more with their premise.


http://www.time.com/time/printout/0,8816,1090921,00.html
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 5:50pm On Sep 19, 2011
chamber2:

Maybe you don't understand Igbo language that was why you missed that part.

First of all, I neither speak nor understand Ibo, so maybe she said that, I am not sure.


How else can we describe violation? her top was on, five men against a girl and it was so obvious she resented them. They threatened to tie her mouth and eyes if she shouted. What else?


That is not enough to prove violation. Some women have s33x with their clothes on all the time. It is just a matter of preference and comfort.  You dont have to be n/a/k/e/d to have s3x. And you dont even have to do it lying down. People have s3x in clubs, in cars gan sef, with their clothes on and shoe paapaaa, all the time.

Five men against a girl, again not enough to prove r/a/p/e, the video shows two guys having s3x with her, one after the other, in a very slow and steady manner. We dont know if all five eventually had s3x with her. Until I see the whole video, I cant draw such conclusion. But I agree, the other three men, whether they eventually took their turn or not, if she was infact repeed, should be charged as well. That is if she was rap/ed/.

At one point she said; " I no dey try?" Why would she say that if she was not a willing participant. Seems like someone looking for validation for a job well done to me. Which is pretty common amongst girls with very low self esteem in situations like that.

Again, until we hear her side of the story, this is not a case of r/a/pe, at least not from what the 10 mins clip shows.
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 5:33pm On Sep 19, 2011
chamber2:

Five men against a girl in a lonely neighborhood, who the bleep is she to scream.

We dont know that. Stop drawing conclusions you cannot backup.




BTW, she looks more of a sales girl than a student, though she kept saying her daddy would be ready to afford any amount the guys wanted.


The girl needs to come out and start talking. Until them, desist from editorializing. It doesnt  reflect good on you.
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 5:26pm On Sep 19, 2011
chamber2:

She not screaming was the best thing to do. She would have been strangled if had done that.Five men against a girl in a lonely neighborhood, who the bleep is she to scream. She need not fight back cos that would have caused her more pains and injuries.

So how do you prove r/a/p/e when there was no forced entry? In the video, she was chatting with those guys it seems, and she was more concerned about getting back to her aunt's shop than anything else.

It would be difficult for a lawyer to prove r/a//p/e. As disgusting as those guys were, all putting their smelly dyycks in the same disgusting hole and doing their crap in the presence of the other guys in a very dirty place like that, with no shame, accusing them of r/a/p/e would be a tall order even to the most ardent feminist. We dont know what transpired before, shortly prior to, and after, the video started rolling. Who recorded the video?  How did the video get online? The perpetrators can be caught by just starting with how the video was procured. very simple case I tell ya. And how did she get into the room, doesnt seem like she was forced into the room, and there were no panties removed or left hanging. Maybe the girl knew all along or was expecting to get laid.

The presence of condom tells me it was premeditated, not spontaneous. Meaning, there was some planning involved, elaborate, and the girl might have been involved in the planning. There was also some talk of money and dropping her back and what have you. I am calling shenanigan on this.

Dont get me wrong, r/a/p/e is a bad thing. And I will argue that it is a pretty dumb Darwinian specimen who can't plant his seed without breaking the "vessel" in the process. But in this case, the worst you can accuse the guys is aggressive and rough sex, which to my knowledge isnt a jail-able offense. I am reluctant to call it a crime. And especially not a crime because the participant here, not a victim by any stretch, consented tacitly to the charade
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 5:07pm On Sep 19, 2011
Here is the link guys:


My heart goes out to the girl. It is not enough to catch those guys, money should be given out only if and only if at least two of the r/a/p/i/s/t/s spend significant amount of time in jail.


That said, there is something about the girl that is off. She was not fighting back and at a point she said " I no dey try."

What the guys did was bad, but somehow I think the girl was a willing participant. The guys were rough with her, but did they actually r/a/p/e her?

@OYB, there is no point getting emotional.
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 3:41pm On Sep 19, 2011
chamber2:

Is the girl dumb?

I watched the video and overheard name mention one of the guys names

She should be able to recognise them

And meanwhile, it was stated she ''insulted'' one of the guys, so she must have known them somehow

But seriously, those guys deserve to be stoned

Stoned? Why? For getting in touch with their inner cavemen?


Next time you eat, i will make sure to stone you and kill you.
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 3:38pm On Sep 19, 2011
Tayo-UK:

Mitofag; are you for real?

You think I am like you who comes here to make friends?

Ediot!
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 3:35pm On Sep 19, 2011
pinkrex:

Just exactly as I expected,


A very immature response.

I wish it was your wife that was violated or just  your daughter. If you dont shut up your crap, what do you know about sin


All I am saying is GO GET A JOB!
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 3:33pm On Sep 19, 2011
pinkrex:

@Mukina i strongly think if this can be sent as a mail to the School for circulation it will gain more grounds.


Im sure betrayal can set in, with the money involved o undecided undecided

Whats your business, leave guys alone jo.

Anuofia you!
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 3:32pm On Sep 19, 2011
pinkrex:

Nobody asked for a lecture, Go and widen your search bro

There is nothing to search for. those guys have committed NO sin.


Get a job, stop relying on someone else's money.
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by mitofag: 3:29pm On Sep 19, 2011
R/A/P/E is not new, its part of our nature. R/A/P/E, according to evolutionary theorists Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer, represents just another seed-spreading technique favored by natural selection. I agree it's nasty, brutish and short on pre-intimacy and seduction. But it gets the job done, wella.


Since the majority of victims are women of childbearing age ( as it is in this case ) the motive isnt necessarily violence, but lust and love. The intent, however unconscious, is to impregnate. Hence RA/P/E is not an act of pathology really, but a venerable old strategy for procreation, albeit via different method/style. We all have to realize that sometimes what's "natural" isn't always nice. Nothing good comes easy!

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