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Next time,he wont ever think of trying such. Sex crimes everywhere. It's like an epidemic

Cutehector:
my expression wen a lady calls herself pretty..

Oooops! Someone else got hit! Hahaha! I dont call myself pretty. Gorgeously beautiful tries to describe that better

Well,the whale could be female

babs01:
His nostril is a passage for rat

Hahahaha! This is wicked!
Op,why una white like this? That aside,she's a cutie. Cele girls can fine sha!

I think Race has very little to do with selecting a partner. Most women will do all you've said and more if they see the guy as loving,loyal and trustworthy. With women,it's mostly the tone you set. That's what you get

My expression when a guy call himself cute
-_- then *_*

My expression when a guy call himself cute
-_- then *_*

Who are those getting married Saturday after Saturday? Evil spirits? Most of the points are just what no reasonable person should do,irrespective of gender. Some do it tho and still get married. It still depends on your partner

Seen this before but it still got me! Lol!

She wants the 'D'

See what stinginess cost you?

Lmao! This is unreal! I cant decide which is dumbest between the 11year old wanting to retract his penis and a grown woman doubting if her child is hers just cos he lookS more like the dad. I just weak

What did Dokpesi do with all the money the station made during election campaigns? I smell greed!

menix:
Meaning I ve to "toast u" by asking u to help mii check my acct balance using my ATM card?

Now you're talking!

XavierBlue:
You've violated rule no 9.

don't use nairaland for illegal acts, eg. Scamming, copyright, infringement




XavierBlue

Please ban him

Op, I've killed people for less

menix:
OP, it's easy nah..

Jst ask her if she has watched " Beauty nd Beast".
Her reply will b yes, then tell her u wuld want her to b d beauty in ur life (pls smile at dis phase)

Watch out ow she will hold ur hands nd say yes..





Thank mii later rite....

If the girl is 16 maybe

LEvuls:
u wan toast am na bread

Yes na, but na sliced

Faking an orgasm is just so silly, I'll rather say the truth in a teasing and gentle manner so he gets better at pleasing me

chibwike:
Pics

Maybe when hell freezes

dearpreye:
The moment I overcome my obsessive attraction to those women with massive mammary glands, I'm sure of the Rapture!

At every turn my eyes seek them voraciously. I've never hidden my preference with women with melons of gargantuan proportion.

They just can't get too big for me!

I can't tell why I'm glued to them. I'm just hooked happily there!

Amen

chibwike:
Do you have small boobs?

No

I wonder how he'll react when he eventually sees the one behind

Tallesty1:
All the huge azzed ladies find it difficult if not impossible to properly wipe their azz after pooing.

Wow! See where your mind went

chibwike:
NO GUY is attracted to a girl with small boobs

Nah, I disagree

loooool. i know them,they are nairalanders

Loooool! The guy is a monkey
She invited him tho, so she should've just jejely paid and forget it

She haff vex. Black people can yab sha, chei

A,B,C,E,F

No picture? If he were to be Nigerian i'm sure they would've organised a photoshoot for him. Glad he was arrested anyway