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I might forgive but I never forget

ladyF:
Kindly replace number 4 with a picture of u.
Women are not animals.

Double gbam!

DavidEsq:
Did I just say that? Most beautiful ladies are too full of themselves and at the sane time, choking with inferiority complex when they see another lady who can cook better than them. My chic is super-cute, from Delta state, she cooks every kind of dish she comes across and that is because she's ready to learn from anyone and I mean anyone. However, her so-called cute friends always get intimidated wn they eat her food. They would pick a quarrel with their boyfriends of the dude complements my chic cos he loved the food. The long an short of it is that most beautiful ladies are not likely to be good cooks because a good cook is a good learner.

Then it isn't limited to beautiful people. I like to cook. I'm a good one too and while I feel I'm not perfect I'm always open to learning more.

I'm from Delta state too. Urhobo

Great! More of this to come i hope. But we just dont want arresting oh,they should also refund every single penny and add 10% interest

[quote author=DonaldGenes post=36100399][/quote]Loooool!

He better be stinkingly rich to yarn such nonsense. And gimme atleast #10M to keep in an account only i will have access to

Why not? What's special about them?

None of the above. Nobody wants me

Op,girls are not blind,if you're really what you say you are and all,one sharp girl would've snapped you up!

I find it funny when people complain about their exes. Set a boundary! A firm one. Once we break up,pls forget me,no late night 'i miss you',no nothing. Except maybe d occassional birthday calls or write on walls. Cos you'll find out majority just wanna hit the 'dis ting' again,that's all. There's a reason d relationship failed,so we let eachother go and move on to the next one with no ghosts of exes lurking,that's just unneccessary pressure for any relationship

Why call your 'dis ting' Baba Ijebu tho? Nairaland and weird peoples dem!

I need at least $8. Op,borrow me $3 and i'll build mine

Nigerian men wey fear pass anything,they wont even mind stepping on the woman to get to safety or using her as a shield

Lol! Abi na?

3rd option - rich faithful man

Op,i prefer the 3rd option

7footre:
That guy is a very patient man with mild temper...

I tell you. Such a man can kill

TheSonOfMark:
You have a conscience which still pricks you. Good.


But can you say the same about "your" woman? Heck! Can the women say the same about themselves?




I bet there's a man out there who's beating his chest calling that slut (yes, SLUT!) you slept with "his" LOVER...while she decieves him into believing she's a saint.

Why is she a slut here? I went back to read the story after your comment but i didnt see any reason for you to call her a slut. Two adults had consenting sex,i dont know about the girl but the guy is in a relationship. But from what @dearpreye said,i havent seen any reason to label her a slut

Stop stumbling tho. How e take affect you?

Engrpj:
I stumbled over this pix in Instagram...

Chai! See fine boys. Why are most gays soo sexy tho?

*screengrabs post*

Come OP, small children dey here, you wan spoil me?

They just finished the guy

Op,are you not a girl? Lol!

It could be the female condom,i dont think a girl will have something in her 'dis ting' and not know

ModiKen:
Usually I dnt laugh at ppl's grammatical blunders cos no one is perfect....but just cldnt hold my laughter after seeing the "born for him" phrase.

@ topic....my sister run! Run as fast as u can. Leave that guy. No let ur love for am cloud ur reasoning faculty. You knew what he did was totally wrong and irresponsible.

He cldnt tell u but choose to post pictures on Facebook cos he knew u wld see them.

He knew u wld get hurt seeing those pics but choose to post them still.

One day u wld see pictures of him holding and kissing another woman on Facebook.

This kind of guy wld breakup with u thru text, Whatsapp or Facebook cos I dnt think he loves u as much as u love him.

Lol! Text better sef. Some na gateman,you'll just hear 'oga say make i no let you enter again'

Op,you're still here? move on pls!

Hi hi! Do you still sell? I want etisalat one gb

henchamb:
For more jokes text AGBAJE to 419' thank you

Looool! Wicked! :p

No. Especially in this part of the world.

Khameal007:
it's all about the technique you improvise .. size doesn't always matter .. I would hit that same girl .. and she''ll call me 'Daddy!!'.

ikeepitreal:
Girls shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Boys shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Well,i like it,not unkempt ones oh. The roughness on the skin when ...........!

So na car dey hungry them before? Na wa!

Odkboy23:
omo see bad belle o.....hw e take concern u abi u just wan create topic smh

The girl no gree for am ni