lambsbread:

Which location one can get decent house at a cheaper rate?

In Kubwa

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

I practically understand what you're going through. Your problem is actually demonic but there's a solution. U can reach me on this number 08177660108

Op, you're just like me.

I had a tutee like your brother; Femi was his name. When I started teaching him, I knew he had learning disabilities. He was in basic 3 but couldn't read and couldn't solve basic mathematics. I made research on how to help him out. I had to come down to his level to teach him. I never shouted on him because I knew it wasn't his fault. I taught him with love, used more of concrete objects to teach him, I taught him sounds and how to combine them to produce words and gradually, he picked up and started reading. If this my boy could do this, I believe your brother can. All you need to do is to apply everything I did and you'll be surprised at the progress he'll make.

BunbleBee:
honest question here.

why do christains keep their dead for such a long time before burial ?

Not all Christians keep dead for long; especially the northern Christians.

This brought tears to my eyes. God please bless me so I can be a blessing to the less privileged.

Please leave this man alone. We asked for address, he has addressed us. What is it again? It's not by hating we'll solve our problem.

PRODUCTION OF LIQUID DETERGENT

FORMULATION TABLE
Chemical required and their quantity
CDEA 500 GRAMS
STPP 300 GRAMS
Table salt (Nacl2) 75 GRAMS
SLES 1 KG
Fragrance TO TASTE
Colourant TO TASTE
Water 8.5 LITRES

Please what are the meanings of these acronyms you used for making liquid detergent?

DadojoReloaded:
I have come to realise that no matter how many times I say I'm not gonna send the manual anymore, people still drop their emails.

Reason why I stopped sending is cause most people drop their emails out of curiosity to know what I am sending.

Not really because they want to start similar business.

Hi, good evening, I came across this post today and I must commend, you are really an embodiment of knowledge. please how can I get the video? I'm in Campus now and I'm planning on starting up a little scale business like this especially with the liquid soap. I'll be glad if you reply me soon. Thanks.

Hazardinho:
Bon Anniversaire. All da Best in life!!!

Thank you in arrears

Godwingist:
The manager of a football academy in Lagos State has been arrested by the police after it emerged that he had been having anal sex with his male players.
Darlington who is the manager of Soccer Warriors Football Academy based in Pen Cinema, Agege area of the state, was arrested by policemen attached to the Elere Police Division after one of the victims reported him to the police.
It was gathered that the Imo State-born Darlington, allegedly lured the teenage players to his house on separate occasions after training sessions, and had homosexual sex with them.
The suspect who is said to be divorced from his wife who lives with his three-year-old daughter in their state had been carrying out the homosexual acts on his players for a long time before the long arm of the law caught up with him.
However, the 49-year-old Darlington who confessed to the crime said he only raped three of the footballers and he started the act February 2015, but stopped the act in July 2016, after knowing the implication of his indulgence.
Hear him:
“I have a female daughter, and she is three years old. I manage the Soccer Warriors Football Academy in the Pen Cinema, Agege area. It was in February 2015 that the rape started.
I usually had sex with my boys just to play with them. It was romance. We had fun together. The last one I did was in July 2016, knowing that it could get me into trouble.
I slept with only three of my footballers. There was one of my boys that had not been coming for training since last week.
When I asked after him, I was told that he was sick. I did not know that he had reported to his mother and she had told the police.
I do not know what moved me to be sleeping with them. I have been coaching for about 12 years. My wife stays in the South-East. She left me in March 2016.
The sex with the boys was not for any ritual. I only derived fun from it. I knew it was a crime and that was why I stopped this act since July. I pledged not to go back into this.”
But one of the victims who gave his name as Kenny said Darlington threatened that he would die if he ever told anyone of the act.
The 18-year-old player said he was forced to tell his mother when Darlington made it a habit.
“He always had sex with me and with most of us. He started last year. The first time he approached me was after a training session.
We were on the football pitch and he said my performance was bad and I should meet him at home for a discussion.
When I went, he and two boys were at home. His wife did not stay with him. He sent the two boys on an errand and asked me to come into his room. He then instructed me to remove my trousers, and he molested me.
He did not use any protection. He did not give me any money, but he threatened that I would die if I told anyone.
I cannot count how many times he had done this to me. I told my mother when I was tired of his abuse. My mother reported him at the police station.”
Another victim also corroborated Kenny's statement when he said the coach always slept with two or three of us every week.
Confirming the arrest of the suspect while parading him before newsmen, the State Commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni, said Darlington would be charged to court at the end of an investigation.



http://www.godwingist.com/2016/11/football-club-manager-arrested-for.html

This man has succeeded in turning these innocent boys to homosexuals.

Jbond:
Wow, we share the same birth month and day, cool.

wow! nice meeting you.

abdulrazzakk:
I'm very interested in astrology, its very real. There are a lot of mysteries in this world our mind can't wrap around . The purpose of the zodiac is to help you understand yourself (strengths and weaknesses ) and to work on your weaknesses. that's your goal in your life path. Did you know that the early church had zodiac inscribed on the cathedral Stained glasses? The zodiac helps us to understand that everything in this universe happens for a reason,and the ultimate reason is for our soul's growth.


This is Obama's chart. Leo sun/Gemini moon

The combination of your Sun and Moon signs suggests that you are a person possessed with both action and ideas. This combination blends the vitality, personal warmth, generosity, authoritativeness of Leo, with the intelligence, cleverness, flexibility and adaptability of Gemini. Your personality is perpetually searching for ways to impress others via these action or achievements, and, especially by matters of the mind, or your ideas. Your mind is facile and intuitive, rather than profound or over serious. Your ability to make good impressions on people serves you well in your public life and in dealing with those within your sphere of influence. Your ideas, while not based on deep philosophy, are usually plausible, and always delivered with a manner of expression that is persuasive. You like to work with your mind, and you're rarely found working very hard for a living. You believe in easy money and seem to know how to get it without exerting great amounts of physical energy. Mentally, you would never be called lazy. At times you can become so mentally active that you would turn into a bundle of nerves. You never really stop trying to impress others with what you know, and you are a very interesting conversationalist. You are also very social and love to entertain, especially when your guests are interesting people who stimulate you mentally. Your glib analysis and sharp observations make you a favorite with such groups.


this is Donald Trump's chart
Gemini Sun / Sagitarius moon

The combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign produces a very uncontrollable personality charged with the desire for intellectual freedom, travel, adventure, and the quest for excitement. You are frank, honest, restless, never stop learning and growing. Your highly individualistic nature has you running in high gear nearly all the time. You are the type that knows a little bit about many things, and you're sure to have an opinion on almost any subject that comes up. Oddly enough, though your knowledge is often rather superficial, your quick wit and gift for oratory makes you a debater to be reckoned with. Your honesty and frankness can lead you into difficulties at times; your mind works so quick that tact and diplomacy sometimes are forgotten in your instantaneous repartees. Your witty personality, quickness of mind, and facility of thought will take you far. This is perhaps one of the most independent combinations. Deciding on your life's work and sticking to a plan may not be easy. You simply must have the freedom of mind, body and spirit. Highly social and outgoing, your conversation skills are admired by all.

9th December 1994 Around 9am

Frozenovenreagan:
smh! God why? can't even get laid people say I have a 2 in 1 head

You are really funny.

Joavid:



When you get off the internet and erect tall walls around you, which I bet you can't afford. The other way is to stop breathing, now that's very cheap.

I won't try to say demeaning things against you. You can continue. God bless you.

Joavid:



how loyal for you to turn a lie you've been told all your life to the truth you must live with.

you're the real MVP

When will people learn to start minding their business.

And who told you sex keeps a man. Men are polygamous in nature. It only takes the grace of God before you'll see a one-woman man.

Thashen:

[color=Black]You mean you've never heard of zoophiles before? https://www.nairaland.com/3461772/[h/color]

So you're really practicing bestiality? May God have mercy on you if it's true.

Thashen:
I once had consensual sex with a pig, it had great legs and tiets. And there was some great heat, chemistry pinging between the pig, and me. Even now I am still in agony to explore and devour every part of the pig, and I figured the feeling is mutual because the pig always sit by my doorpost, probably praying for another round of hot, steamy sex with a human called Thashen. Well, after I exploited every inch of the pig's mind-blowing curves, it said something along the lines of "baby, I love the way you make sweet love to me "

Does sex with animals, especially pigs gives them the ability to speak?

Why would you compare a human being to a pig. No matter how the person is, it's not right to say demeaning things about such person because you can't create even a strand of hair.

macmillanflora:
thanks dear

You are welcome.

macmillanflora:
OK! initially it freaked me out but finally sha the person I so much love has crossed eyes! and yes I can marry a guy with crossed eyes

You are beautiful but your guy is cuter.

Seun is right. Shemales are transgender. It is used to describe a trans woman with male Instruments and female secondary sex characteristics usually including breast argumentation or use of hormones.

But if the individual is born with both male and female characteristics, then the person is a hermaphrodite.

Please be patient with her and don't cheat on her. She's a good woman. Give her time. Don't stop showering her with love and affection. With time, she'll reciprocate and do what you want her to do.
Besides, your marriage is still young. Just two months and you are thinking of cheating ?Please take that thought off your mind because it's wrong.

Jeeeez.. Nigerians are just so funny..

See how Nigerians are jubilating as if US issue is our concern. Anyway congrats to him.

Wow! Nice one. Congratulations.

Eya, I'm feeling for her. Only God knows what she's going true. She was naive that was why it was very easy for her to be convinced to do such a thing.

wisdomguy4u:
so a cousin sister call me yesterday morning that she was coming to asaba for something and intend to pass the night in my house. So in the evening she came to my house and i welcomed her.

Since i have no cooked food at home , i took her out were we ate . we had some drinks and i got myself a lil tipsy ( she didn't take alcohol ) .

Immediately we got home i lay down on the couch and slept off while she is busy watching a movie on my laptop.

I'm the kind of person that sleeps like a soldier in the battle field, i wake up at every slight noise thoughtless of a touch.

So it wasn't up to an hour when i felt a touch on hand. I open my eyes slightly and it was my cousin sister holding my hand. At first i thought it was a sister-brother friendly touch; I wanted to hold her hold back firmly to show her that i have awoken. But before i could do that i notice she was pulling my hand slowly toward her direction. Her action was strange to me so i decided to keep calm and find out what she was up to.

To my greatest surprise, she pulled my hand and placed it on her breast. I felt like asking her "what is wrong with youi" ; but again i thought about how embarrassed and ashamed she will be and if she would ever have the guts to face me after such confrontation . so i decided to keep calm and to only react if she goes further. After few minutes, she stood up and want into the room .

In the morning i drove her to the park, and she abode a bus and left.

This is somebody i grew up with; her dad and my dad are blood brothers.... so we bear same surname. We even attend same primary school ; those days most people thought we were twins as we were born on same year but different month . i dont know what has gotten into her that made her behave the way she did.

But i have decided to keep what happened within myself. I hope i took the right decision. She is my sister and i wouldn't want any bad blood between us. i'm still shocked though

That's very good of you op. Just as your moniker implies, you are wise indeed. Many would have given in but you used wisdom in dealing with her.
Nice one.

CplusJason:
Your black is beautiful.

Thank you

goingape2:
to cool an angry wife is to be an angry man itself!


beat the crab out of her and she will cool her anger and know that yours is more terrifying than her.

dont do all this the opt said!

most you be admitting that you are wrong all the time

show her that you are a man and beat the black out of her!


the more you pamper naija women the more them will see you as less of a man and do whatever them feel like.

you dont pamper a dog when it does wrong, you beat the dog and show the animal what he did wrong. the same principle apply to women too.

SMH