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Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Sends 4 Warships, 3,400 Troops To Niger Delta by Mizzpat(f): 8:46am On Nov 05, 2016
Romance / Re: Aww.. Check Out These Prewedding Photos by Mizzpat(f): 7:50am On Nov 05, 2016
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Girl That Abort For You? by Mizzpat(f): 7:20am On Nov 05, 2016
horlahwaley:
A friend just ttold me he gets her bae pregnant and he want her to keep the baby but bae insist she would abort. And he told me he cqnt afford to loose her even if she abort. In my mind, i cannot marry someone who abort my unborn baby. Guys can you?
Tell your friend to do the needful. Let him marry her. She's scared of remaining a single mother.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Hate Fine Guys In Relationships Today by Mizzpat(f): 12:26am On Nov 05, 2016
judeefcc:
you are just saying that cheesy well nice meeting you , talk 2moro time to face my gf , before she harm me , goodnight sweety
Good night
Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Hate Fine Guys In Relationships Today by Mizzpat(f): 12:20am On Nov 05, 2016
judeefcc:
since wen is it wrong to say the truth?
If saying the truth will hurt the feelings of others, it's better not said at all and besides, no one is ugly. We're all beautiful in our own ways.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Hate Fine Guys In Relationships Today by Mizzpat(f): 12:13am On Nov 05, 2016
Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Hate Fine Guys In Relationships Today by Mizzpat(f): 12:06am On Nov 05, 2016
judeefcc:
on ground, on instagram, facebook … i can go on and on, there is no ugly girl that likes me or says anything positive about me, because i call them out for what they are, somtin their mirror does regularly, its even worst now that i boldly show off my relationship online, girls that i dont even know will be insulting me , calling my actions childish cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked, telling me that she is wasting her time or she is cheating cheesy
But thats not the aim of this post, if you are a fine guy you will have noticed those ugly girls that are always insulting you and your beautiful chick regularly , dont blame them or respond thats life for you, successful people will always attract haters, why do ugly girls hate it when a fine guys say anything nice or appear in their presence?

i will never change and so should you, i maybe an ass lipsrsealed but i am who i am
weed smoking fine asshole you love to hate
Never use despicable terms against others. You never know who might be of help to you tomorrow.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by Mizzpat(f): 11:13pm On Nov 04, 2016
schoolhelpng:
Donald Trump is favoured to trounce his Democratic Party counterpart, Hillary Clinton in the highly heated U.S election which is 4 days away.
The mstical monkey kissing Donald Trump as it predits him as winner

A Chinese monkey described as the “king of prophets” has tipped Donald Trump for the US presidency, a tourism park said, after the creature successfully predicted the winner of football’s European Championship final earlier this year.

Known as Geda which means knots or goose bumps, the prophetic primate is the latest in a series of purportedly psychic animals that have popped up around the world since Paul the Octopus correctly predicted multiple 2010 World Cup matches.

The simian seer, wearing a yellow shirt emblazoned with his title, was given a chance to pick between bananas placed beside life-sized cut-outs of Republican Trump and his Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton.

After “deliberate thought” the mystic monkey chose Trump, Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park said Thursday in a statement on its website. Without even waiting, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips.

The five-year-old simian correctly predicted Portugal would win the 2016 European football championship in July, two days before Cristiano Ronaldo’s side prevailed 1-0, online news portal ifeng.com reported at the time.

Then, the monkey was presented with the national flags of Portugal and France with bananas on both. It finally walked towards the national flag of Portugal and ate a banana there, the report said.

Geda’s antics seem to have been inspired by the oracular octopus Paul. In 2010, Paul the Octopus became the world’s most famous mollusc when he foretold the results of every match played by Germany at the World Cup in South Africa, as well as Spain’s victory against the Netherlands in the final.

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Wow! Mystical kissing monkey. grin grin
Science/Technology / Re: Python Killed In Jos Today by Mizzpat(f): 11:02pm On Nov 04, 2016
lordcabasa:
At this rate we are soon going to find snake extinct in Nigeria.
Wow! See how big it is shocked shocked shocked
Career / Re: Palmchat Partners With A Nairalander, Tosyne2much For Posting "10 Things" by Mizzpat(f): 10:55pm On Nov 04, 2016
tosyne2much:
Amen! Thank you very much

You're welcome.
Career / Re: Palmchat Partners With A Nairalander, Tosyne2much For Posting "10 Things" by Mizzpat(f): 10:45pm On Nov 04, 2016
tosyne2much:
Lalasticlala abeg show some love cheesy

Modified

You all should please like my blog fan page to have easy access to my work. God bless you all

https://mobile.facebook.com/Tosyne2muchblogspot-700132603441285/

Will surely like it. Congratulations!
The sky will not be your limit but your stepping stone.
Romance / Re: Her Stomach Is Making Hunger Sound But She Say She Is Not Hungry For Food by Mizzpat(f): 9:34pm On Nov 04, 2016
wellstryme:

Hmmm will do just that Doc
wink
Romance / Re: Her Stomach Is Making Hunger Sound But She Say She Is Not Hungry For Food by Mizzpat(f): 9:25pm On Nov 04, 2016
wellstryme:
Please if a girl stomach is making that strange sound but she said she is not hungry for food,what does it mean

It means the worms in her tummy are many and very hungry. They need food grin grin
Tell her to deworm herself.
Romance / Re: Check Out My Pre-wedding Pictures.... November 26th, 2016 Is The Day by Mizzpat(f): 1:01pm On Nov 04, 2016
Officialkenshin:


Ok you be Lord of host now?

smiley
Romance / Re: Check Out My Pre-wedding Pictures.... November 26th, 2016 Is The Day by Mizzpat(f): 11:29am On Nov 04, 2016
[quote author=Yinkwamo post=50755047]

Amen.. Thanks.. God bless you[/oquote]
Amen. You're welcome.
Romance / Re: Check Out My Pre-wedding Pictures.... November 26th, 2016 Is The Day by Mizzpat(f): 9:52am On Nov 04, 2016
Yinkwamo:
Hi beautiful Nairalanders, Kindly pray along with me as i begin my marital journey
Your marriage shall be a blessing.
Your children will surround your table.
You will see your children's children.
Thus says the Lord of host.

Wow! Congratulations! You both look good!
HML in advance!

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Romance / Re: Check Out My Pre-wedding Pictures.... November 26th, 2016 Is The Day by Mizzpat(f): 9:48am On Nov 04, 2016
Yinkwamo:
Hi beautiful Nairalanders, Kindly pray along with me as i begin my marital journey

Your marriage shall be a blessing.
Your children will surround your table.
You will see your children's children.
Thus says the Lord of host.

Wow! Congratulations! You both look good!
HML in advance!

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Car Talk / Re: The Army Jeep Innoson Motors Produced by Mizzpat(f): 9:38am On Nov 04, 2016
Topmaike007:
proforce only assemble other people products such as Toyota and Mercedes go to their Web site it is their

Yea, I know but it's still an achievement and It's better than not doing at all.
Car Talk / Re: The Army Jeep Innoson Motors Produced by Mizzpat(f): 8:31pm On Nov 03, 2016
investnow2013:
Prototype Army Utility JEEP Assembled by INNOSON MOTORS to be presented to NA.
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I'm immensely proud. Nigeria now have two good companies to compete against each other. IVM in Nnewi Anambra and PROFORCE in Ogun State.

Wow! This is really a good news kiss

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Romance / Re: Is It Ok To Sleep With Your Bestie (pictures Added) by Mizzpat(f): 4:25pm On Nov 03, 2016
Please don't sleep with her. She's your best friend for crying out loud. Make her understand that it's not right. She's probably saying all these because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Launches (pics) by Mizzpat(f): 3:30pm On Nov 01, 2016
This lady is an inspiration! God help us to utilise our gifts too.

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