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CrimeRe: Oil Thieves Arrested By Navy In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by mjbaba: 10:06am On Jul 05, 2017
These ones no settle navy.

Cos Bunkering and Oil theft na daily business for that area. U only get caught when u dont do the needful
SportsRe: Odartey Lamptey Discovers 3 Of His Kids Are Not His by mjbaba: 4:24pm On Jul 04, 2017
Ehya. This guy suffered in life
FamilyRe: I Caught Her Cheating, Wedding In Two Months, Should I Go Ahead Out Of Pity? by mjbaba: 11:27am On Jul 04, 2017
Forgive her if she is sincere
PoliticsRe: Decreeing Boycott Of Arabic Is Equal To Boko Haram – Tolu Ogunlesi by mjbaba: 11:05pm On Jul 03, 2017
Slai1:
Everything Islam is...
PEACE!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: This Guy Is Searching For A Companion For His Widowed Mother by mjbaba: 9:25am On Jul 03, 2017
Hmmm. Well, he has a point but imagine it. Looking for a fck boy for his mother. Thoughts that make one shudder. It's wrong to me

If he has money put her in a lively place. Arrange for people to live with her. Spice up her life, get her a business not for profit motive but to keep her busy...just generally create activity for her. Allow her sort her relationship life by herself abeg
CareerRe: Quitting My Bank Job And Travelling To Canada For MSC, The Right Move ?? by mjbaba: 7:40am On Jul 03, 2017
You're going to Canada. The best place to be right now. Be smart. Dont come back!
Car TalkRe: PAN Nigeria Unveils 301-wildfire Car by mjbaba: 9:41am On Jul 02, 2017
That price is actually very good. All those spewing trash comparing it with Tokunbo obviously do not know how good Peugeots are and do not know how much Tokunbo cars cost these days.
and pls, dont even compare Peugeot with Kia and Innoson...and try to find out how much brand new Kias cost now
CelebritiesRe: Victoria Kimani And Stanley Obiamalu Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by mjbaba: 4:29pm On Jul 01, 2017
Ok. (Yaaaawn)
PoliticsRe: Arms Deals: EFCC Seizes Ex-chief Of Army Staff’s N4B Estate by mjbaba: 11:04am On Jul 01, 2017
That should be Minimah estate Ikeja
SportsRe: Lionel Messi And Antonella Roccuzzo's Wedding Photos by mjbaba: 9:21am On Jul 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Zero respect for ladies who marry footballers and musicians.
The motive is obvious; besides more than half of them don't even have basic education.

And a life without education is worthless.


U are indeed very stupi.d


Messi should have at least shaved for his wedding,

His wedding suit is also a write-off, very ill-fitted. He should have just worn his football jersey if he couldn't afford a decent tailor like Mai Atafo who transformed Ebuka in the BBNaija days.

I have not touched the breàsts of the ugly woman with Fabregas but it looks as hard as Nkalagu granite.
CelebritiesRe: Temi Otedola: I Once Hated My Shoulders, The Way Y'all Hate My Knuckles by mjbaba: 8:47am On Jul 01, 2017
LastMumu:
Why would anyone hate her knuckles? undecided
Some goat said she was bleaching cos her knuckles were darker

BusinessRe: Candido Joao Da Rocha: Nigeria's First Millionaire by mjbaba: 6:25pm On Jun 30, 2017
OHKKKKKKKK!!!! This is d person my Ma was always refering to as "Da Rosa"
CareerRe: Kogi Civil Servant Who Returned N1.78m Excess Salary Speaks (photo) by mjbaba: 5:40pm On Jun 26, 2017
They wouldn't have got away with spending the money tho. It was credited into a salary account. An account that has your full details and that of your office. If u spend am, ajekun iya, loje
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Denies Tweeting About Igbos're Becoming Irrelevant by mjbaba: 5:33pm On Jun 26, 2017
Anyone who believed that tweet must have been dumb in d first place
EventsRe: 50-year-old Spinster Weds In Abuja RCCG (photos) by mjbaba: 10:18am On Jun 26, 2017
Many 30 something year old unmarried ladies here have found inspiration grin grin grin
EventsRe: 50-year-old Spinster Weds In Abuja RCCG (photos) by mjbaba: 10:17am On Jun 26, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: D'banj Shades Don Jazzy In New Tweet. Fans React by mjbaba: 1:55pm On Jun 25, 2017
d'banj and jazzy be somewhere laughing. some mofos be raising dust online
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Denies Blasting Kate Henshaw Over Picture With Evans by mjbaba: 7:35am On Jun 25, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Excited About Becoming A Dutch Citizen [PICS] by mjbaba: 10:05pm On Jun 22, 2017
Tapout:
two nationalities?? what sort of English is that undecided

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5537865_img20170521220905033_jpegc643222d7cad98c976b46a5eb7459c5e
u need enlightenment
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello's Outfit To A Birthday Party Of A 13-Year-Old Girl by mjbaba: 11:18am On Jun 21, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Hollup that girl is 13?
Maybe that's d elder sister that Korede has caught as part of d performance deal
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola Sexy For Bold Magazine Africa (Photos) by mjbaba: 10:18am On Jun 21, 2017
malikombi:
Mother of one.
Lol
Kill her now. Cos she has a child. Ode
TravelRe: 6 Questions To Ask Before Booking A Hotel Room by mjbaba: 2:59am On Jun 21, 2017
When una dey off genhuh
Christianity EtcRe: You Can’t Islamise Nigeria, Apostle Suleman Warns Buhari by mjbaba: 8:11pm On Jun 18, 2017
This lunatic has come again. Backside finisher. Sicko
CrimeRe: Prince Gwamnishu Harrison Kidnapped, Cries, Says He's Leaving Nigeria (Photos) by mjbaba:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode] Common 200k and few hours of being held hostage. if na Evans hold u for one month demand $1m wetin u go do? Go heaven?

Person wey dey cry real cry dey remember snap selfie??

u sha wan tell us say u get visa to America.


oya byebye
CelebritiesRe: Floyd Mayweather Postpones Africa Tour Over Must-Win 50th Fight by mjbaba: 12:38pm On Jun 13, 2017
This guy fit beat Mayweather o. Na so Brock Lesnar carry gragra enter UFC think say na WWE. Dem nack am akpako he run
PoliticsRe: Shettima Denies Involvement In Leaked Tape On Igbos' Request For Biafra by mjbaba: 9:34am On Jun 13, 2017
Shettima was my boss at Zenith. I know his voice. That is not him on the tape. Look for his videos on YouTube and listen too
SportsRe: The 6 Nigerians Who Helped England Win The U20 World Cup(pics And Bio) by mjbaba: 5:59pm On Jun 11, 2017
I still tip half of them to play for Nigeria Super Eagles......after it becomes clear to them that they wont get their chance with the England Senior National Team.......But free them for now let them be deceiving themselves grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: ""Yoruba Pastors Worse Than Boko Haram"- Nnamdi Kanu by mjbaba(op): 9:54am On Jun 11, 2017
GioArmani:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XU2JtlUF6M

When we speak the Zoo trembles. That is what happens when a cattle rearing terrorist and pedophile is your ruler. Message to every #Hardcore Biafran, if you find anybody in your village asking after Radio Biafra kill the baboon Awusa Fulani or Yoruba bastard. Let them keeping searching as we keep tweeting for #Biafra. Lunatics!
His Ipob followers wont see all this. Hyporites



Below are some of the provocative and treasonable statements made by the lunatic, at different times

"Nigeria is a zoo and everybody living in that Godforsaken zoo deserves to die....."

"Kumuyi should be stonned and dealt with thoroughly if he comes to Aba for his planned crusade....."

"The imbecilic Goodluck Jonathan is a disgrace to humanity and deserves to be skinned alive for handing over to an Hausa goat....."

"By the time we finish dealing with the animals in the zoo, there'll be none left to tell the story....."

"We are assembling weapons and we need some more money to thoroughly equip our military to enable us unleash mayhem on Nigeria....."

"Niger Deltans are cowards, we know what to do to them. Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Rivers, Edo and Cross Rivers State are our territory and anybody who tries to oppose us will be crushed....."

"Buhari is a shameless Paedophile and rapist....."

"Buhari is a Terrorist he should be killed....."

"All APC supporters are Boko Haram members, they are the real terrorists, Chukwuabiama will expose them all....."

"Buhari married his wife after raping her several times, the records are there....."

"No Ibo man should attend any Church where the pastor is a Yoruba man, they are criminals and fools....."


"Ibos are God's children, others are children of the devil, that's why we bear names like Nwachukwu,Chidinma,Chinyere,Chibuzor, Ikechukwu etc....."
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari, 'Nigeria's Jack Bauer' & Gallant Police Officer, Pictured In The US by mjbaba: 9:50am On Jun 11, 2017
May Allah continue to protect him
Politics""Yoruba Pastors Worse Than Boko Haram"- Nnamdi Kanu by mjbaba(op): 5:42am On Jun 11, 2017
A video has surfaced online showing IPOB's 'Prophet' Nnamdi Kami calling on all Igbos to boycott Churches headed by Yoruba Pastors.

In the video, obviously taken from Biafra TV online and most likely shot before the IPOB leader's incarceration by the Federal Government of Nigeria, Kanu is heard referring to any Igbo who attends a Yoruba church as "an Idiot, a complete fool" who should be ashamed of himself.
He further added "If your pastor is Yoruba, you are not fit to be a human being"

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQWpmhQ5JgE

IslamRe: Does Erection Destroy Your Fasting? by mjbaba: 8:23pm On Jun 09, 2017
Adaowerri111:
that's to show how extreme this religion is, stay away from it and be liberated, embrace peace today and live long
Shut up and gerrarahia!!!!
IslamRe: Does Erection Destroy Your Fasting? by mjbaba: 8:13pm On Jun 09, 2017
View 1:

If a person ejaculates involuntarily or by wet dream, his fast is not broken. If he helps with his hand or with something else himself ejaculate, his fast is broken and the fast has to be made up; it is not necessary to offer kaffarah (expiation). But if the same act is repeated on another day of the same Ramadan, this time kaffarah becomes necessary as well. In fact, it is haram to watch pornographic movies. Even though the acts of worship of those who commit harams are valid and they are absolved of the debt of obligatory acts of worship, they, because of the sins they incurred, will be devoid of the great rewards that they would attain otherwise. Especially for a fasting person, it is very ugly to sin so.

View 2:

Having wet dreams during the daylight of Ramadan does not affect the validity of fasting, as the person cannot prevent it as it is out of his control. It is known that Allah does not burden people for that which is beyond their power. Allah Says (interpretation of meaning): {Allâh burdens not a person beyond his scope. …} [2: 286].
What is harmful during Ramadan is deliberate ejaculation through masturbation, sexual intercourse, etc.
So, ejaculating deliberately in Ramadan nullifies the Sawm (fasting). Narrated Abu Hurairah that the Prophet (Sallallahu Alaihi wa Sallam) said: "Every (good) deed of the son of Adam would be multiplied, a good deed receiving a tenfold to seven hundred fold reward. Allah, the Exalted and Majestic, has said: With the exception of fasting, for it is done for Me and I will give a reward for it, for one abandons his passion and food for My sake" [Reported by Imams al-Bukhari and Muslim ].
The masturbating person did not abandon his passion desire for the sake of Allah. This is the opinion of the majority of scholars.
As a result, you should make up the days in which you masturbated. If you do not know their number, fast until you are satisfied that you have fasted at least all the days due.
As for expiation, you are not asked to give any expiation as there is no evidence supporting that and comparing sexual intercourse to masturbation is a big mistake as they are very different because having sex is greater and more dangerous. So, masturbation cannot take the rule of sexual intercourse. Now you should repent to Allah, multiply good deeds and stay away from anything that could seduce you.
Allah knows best.

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