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This is what is really happening: Saraki wants to be senate president. Tinubu is against his candidacy. Tinubu has brought out Lawan from Yobe in the north east to contest against Saraki. Saraki's supporters are trying to beat Tinubu at his game by sponsoring Dogara, also from the north east, to emerge as speaker so that Lawan's bid for senate presidency will be scuttled as speaker and senate president can't be from North east.
Realising their plan, this is Tinubu's response to ensure Gbajabiamila and not Dogara wins the speakership
Interesting

That is not Abacha's daughter. He has only three daughters : Rekkiyat, Zainab and Gumsu. This Hudda is married to his son, Saddiq

Go buy fairly used 504 and gum matrix logo on it na

That guy is on some hard stuff. Sadly. Recently he was invited to perform at a show in abuja. A bank's end of year party. While waiting for his turn on stage, he had to drape his head with wet towel backstage. Organisers wondered why. He got on stage, 5 minutes into his performance, the sound set got burnt and it took about 40 minutes to get a replacement. You won't believe Iyanya had completely passed out backstage and Cldnt continue! His crew just Cldnt wake him up. Na so 4m take waka. Already paid upfront.

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please don't bring your cheap fraud to nairaland. Gerrout!!

This post is dated 2014. Check d link

Hashtag aproko for haterz

When u believe too much in these things, u start losing ur mind. Op shld go for a psychiatric evaluation

See, everyone knows that buying a brand new car is always better but if you consider the price difference, buying a tokunbo car may be very well worth it. I know people who also bought brand new cars and had issues in less than 2 years just as I know people who bought tokunbo and used it for 4 years without issues. When you're buying a tokunbo car, buy one in very good condition and with low mileage and have it at the back of your Mind that you may have to replace one or two things usually battery, tyres, and a few other things.

how much?

Driving depends largely on how confident you are on your own abilities, among many other factors. The fact that you are having second thoughts suggests that you are not ready and may lack the confidence to fully be in charge. Yes, u can still undertake the trip but go with an experienced driver. He will watch you drive and take over from you when the road becomes busy or when you get tired. Also, ensure you do not exceed 80/100kmph. At this rate, you will find it easy to control the car.

Good luck.

n.b- I am amused that your empty headed friends are not worried for their own safety.Lol

Used 2004 BMW for 1,650,000? i think u need to enter the market and find out how these cars sell now.

I advise u to come to Kaduna if u want a good job. Those Abuja guys are over priced a$$holes. I actually live in both cities. U may call me on 08099588135

Hello sir. I intend to import the following cars but need to know how much clearing will cost:

1. 2008 Mercedes Benz C 300
2. 2008 Pontiac Vibe
3.2008/2009 Toyota Highlander
4. 2006 or 2007 Lexus IS250
5. 1999 Daf XF 95 ( Truck head from Europe)

Thanks a lot

HELLO Sir, I am a serious buyer based in abuja. How much will I get peugeot 407. 2004 and 2007. Full landing to naija. I need automatic pls. Kindly email me majeedsalam2002@yahoo com

LOOSE abi LOSE?

Ole olodi oshi...scammer

Pls send pix to majeedsalam2002@yahoo.com

U must be a joker.. thats not an EX. Its a V6

please, before I forget..I beg you all, do not say because you have been bankers you must remain in white collar jobs or do white collar businesses like some rubbish consultancy nonsense that will impoverish you in a few months. In Nigeria, what sells is consumables..things that people CANNOT do without. Take a look at some illiterate businessmen around you..Artisans, traders, farmers..see the one whose business appeal to you based on how succesful he is apart from other factors..go into it, then brand yours in a good way..Add your bank knowledge and education to give it class..do correct marketing like you were busy doing for fidelity bank and I tell u, its only one way your business will go...UP! For example..what stops an ex banker from setting up a classy buka in a densely populated area? bring in local women who hv the experience of buka cooking. ensure dat unlike d local bukas around, yours is extremely neat while being price-competitive...Whats stops an ex banker from setting up a mechanic workshop? bring in very good mechanics..put them on salary + commision. buy diagnostic equipment, set up an oven for spraying, get wheel balancing and alignment equip..give d place a Behind name..when a car comes, it must be registered in some fancy office (packaging Noni) market your banker friends to start bringing their cars, ensure your mechanics are professional in their interactns with customers..ensure customers are never disapointed..give "money back if youre not satisfied options"......so many things you can do brothers and sisters..pls dont look for another job. Think deep...YES YOU CAN!!

Ganjafama: There is this guy in my area who was among the oceanic bank staff who lost their job 2 years ago. Till today the guy is still jobless. Things are so tough for him dat he goes about working in construction sites just to feed his family of 2 kids and a wife. To tell u guys the truth, I have lost faith in this goddamn country.

Ok. I was also affected 2 years ago but unlike your friend, I have grown to become one of the Top 10 customers of my former branch. I didnt take another job but went into business. Today all my former ogas who are still in service call me to "show them the way". So pls dont discourage pple with negative stories. When things like this happen to you, dont panic, Look at your strengths and weaknesses, seek more knowledge about various businesses you may try, strategise..If you dont have enough cash, you may call in some other sacked colleague of yours, discuss, see the possibility of putting together resources then move forward. I pray the stories of the sacked Fidelity guys will end up like mine. Stay positive, guys. Best of luck

Na wah for some people o. U just comment on someone's thread s.tupidly. How does an 06/07 Accord (discussion continue)look like dis.

You Die

whats d mileage. 2.2m serious buyer. cash on ground

your friend will regret the day the thought crossed his mind to resign. I am an ex banker. As i type this I have at least ten close friends who left their jobs to go for masters in d UK. you just need to see them now. very pathetic. Very sad cases...pls show your friend this message. his chances of "not regretting" the move, is one out of ten.

if this topic was "Imam confesses to stealing Ipad"......we would have seen horrible posts directed at Islam as a whole. Is that fair? Is Inciting now part of christianity? Is it ok to always generalise? I leave you to judge yourselves...

2.3m serious buyer

Good evening all
Pls I need info on U.K. hotels I can book online that will not demand that I pay now. I intended to apply for a tourist visa soon.
Thank u

Word from Saudi Arabia indicates that this year's fasting will be 30. Eid will be Sunday and not Saturday as expected

Immediately I read the SUV part in the opening post, I knew "nairalanders would murder this guy". I am not disappointed. Looooool.