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Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by mjlumideee(m): 10:42am On Mar 31, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600: It’s an organ in the perineum, it’s not in the pelvis |
Health / Re: Doctor Said I Have A Very Low Sperm Count 2 Months After My Wife Gave Birth by mjlumideee(m): 1:23pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
U stay in different states because of work, SFA says u have a low sperm count, had pregnancy induced hypertension (doctors in the house might understand the relationship here) ........., I won’t say more |
Islam for Muslims / Re: NAIRALAND RAMADAN QUIZ COMPETITION: SEASON 2 by mjlumideee(m): 7:22pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Canme4u:To the best of my little knowledge bro, not reciting any sura after those rakats, is the traditional practice, and I think it's best tat way. But reciting one after such doesn't also render ur solat invalid. Allaumah idinah siratali mustaqueem 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: The Women Who Inserted Cocaine In Their Vagina Pictured by mjlumideee(m): 6:08pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Speechless.... |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Rescued Girls, Women From Sambisa Forest By The Nigerian Military by mjlumideee(m): 6:15pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Thumbs up |
Politics / Re: Anybody Who Means Well For Nigeria Will Support Jonathan, Says IBB by mjlumideee(m): 5:26pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Good riddance to bad rubbish... 7 Likes |
Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by mjlumideee(m): 8:59am On Jan 02, 2014 |
For hw many days does her mestrual cycle last? With this u can calculate her safe period drby offering u a 90% guaranty against unwanted pregnancy. |
Health / Re: Queen Okafor: Nigeria’s Hairest Woman, Narrates her Ordeal by mjlumideee(m): 5:35pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
fr3do: has she tried electrolysis?and pls wot is electrolysis? yeye guy |
Health / Re: Expect Total Strike From Jan 6, Doctors Warn by mjlumideee(m): 7:48pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
[b][/b] let ur doctors go on strike, then hand over d scalpels to the nurses, lab technician and of course the phamarcist. Tink they should be able to carry out complex opertions like the doctors. Bunch of morons |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Mercy Aigbe's Wedding At Ikoyi registry by mjlumideee(m): 4:36pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Thought she had three children already...,,, y is she just getting married? |
TV/Movies / Re: Winners At Best Of Nollywood 2013 (photos) by mjlumideee(m): 12:20pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Strange names....... |
Car Talk / Re: Serious Accident Around Ojodu Berger (just After Mobil Petrol Station) by mjlumideee(m): 5:48pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
This is quite crious...... All is well |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Goes Down Worldwide by mjlumideee(m): 5:44pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Didn't notice that |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Goes Down Worldwide by mjlumideee(m): 5:43pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Didn't notice that.,,,, |
Sports / Re: Woman Defrauds Osaze Of £70000 by mjlumideee(m): 1:34pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
thought she was smart, but guess i was wrong afterall. why should she allow herself to get caught? |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Man To Die By Stoning For Impregnating Younger Sister by mjlumideee(m): 8:42pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
[quote author=vision2050] BREAKING NEWS:- Very soon women will start paying men handsomely 2 suck their breasts. Why? BBC Homepage Top News Story..Doctors recommend that women reduce d risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked thoroughly and ... vigorously. It is said that regular sucking of d breast lowers d risk level that tends 2 build up lumps leading to breast cancer. D breast must b sucked as often as possible,help women fight breast cancer today. Men,pls 'n' pls,do ur par you are a big liar, as a matter of fact, bossom sucking exposes d woman more to breast cancer |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Run From Successful And Financially Independent Women? by mjlumideee(m): 1:05pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
E.M.Ezzy:all women from every part of the world has "attitude" |
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Chinese Emperor's Poem About Prophet Muhammad (SAW) by mjlumideee(m): 12:53pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Littlehooper: WRONG PATH....good riddance to bad rubbish |
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Chinese Emperor's Poem About Prophet Muhammad (SAW) by mjlumideee(m): 12:51pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
may the peace and blessing of Allah be on the noblest of all being, the prophet Muhammad |
Politics / Re: Senate Cancels Meeting With Oduah by mjlumideee(m): 4:57pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Abeg when did senate turn EFCC self? |
Sports / Re: Picture Of President Jonathan & Golden Eaglets by mjlumideee(m): 3:40pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
Kulas: I am not interested on how they are standing here,rather i am interested in making sure that these guyz talents as we all have seen in this U-17 not to be wasted.Keshi SHOULD INVITE ATLEAST SOME OF THESE GUYZ TO SUPER EAGLES.dt will be a mistake bro, they r a team, & they shouldn't split them, infact they should be recomended 4 U20 |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Buried Alive Rises From Grave by mjlumideee(m): 3:26pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
prem love: I rebuke any untimely deaddeath & nt dead |
Education / Re: Uganda Varsity Requests For Nigerian Lecturers by mjlumideee(m): 3:21pm On Nov 04, 2013 |
[quote author=adtiezy1]A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it's likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree. Sister... since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, will you moral lesson |
Science/Technology / Re: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by mjlumideee(m): 4:29pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
ckkris: Will it be TOTALITY? Thank God for Physics, otherwise some witches would.....which branch of physics? astro, atomic or geophysics |
Romance / Re: Ladies Beware: Everyman Is A SUSPECT by mjlumideee(m): 3:20pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
babyBB: dnt take it to heart pls but most men are like dat, dats there nature they easily fall #no offence# wen it comes to s**ual issues is it only d guys dt r guilty, tell me, y would a lady dress suductively if she doesn't av an ulterior motive.... sheeeeew.... |
Education / Re: UNILORIN Student Gets First-Class In Law by mjlumideee(m): 1:56pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
shweeeech |
Celebrities / Re: Janet Atayero Oluseye Is Dead (Nollywood Actress) by mjlumideee(m): 10:54am On Oct 30, 2013 |
voltron: It could be diabetic neuropathyno be nueropathy, na Ayepathy |
Food / Re: 5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by mjlumideee(m): 3:29pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
fried cockroaches soaked in battery water, uhmmm yummmy...... |
Politics / Re: Agagu’s Son, Feyi Condition Critical; Flown Abroad by mjlumideee(m): 3:27pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
i wish them quick recovery..... |
Celebrities / Re: Victor Moses' Son Brentley (Photo) by mjlumideee(m): 8:15am On Oct 10, 2013 |
who tell u say moses na 22? |
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