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Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Mkelv0106(m): 10:17am On Oct 28, 2022 |
Gptech:Good morning big man. I'm looking to get a gen, but I cant make up my mind yet, between an Elepaq, and ITEC both 4.5va. I'd like ur advice on which btw d both of dem I shud pick |
Family / Re: Snake Lizard In My Sitting Room by Mkelv0106(m): 7:30am On Oct 27, 2022 |
Where I'm from, we call it snake servant. It's pretty harmless to humans tho, I think. Just leave it, when it doesn't see its source of food, it will run out. 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Aunty Always Comes Into My Room Without Excuse by Mkelv0106(m): 6:56am On Oct 26, 2022 |
I grew up in a large house, we no Sabi knock door, na barge in we dey do, we don see our unclothedness tire, both female and males, even cousins sef, but we no reason am. What I'm saying is, ur aunty might have grew up like that, an household where there is no boundaries, if you don't like it, set the boundary with her, tell her politely, " Aunty no vex o, but you fit they knock b4 you enter my room plz" or beta still lock ur door if e get lock. 222 Likes 11 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: I Want This Chevy Impala 1960 by Mkelv0106(m): 9:45pm On Oct 24, 2022 |
Classic. Get a plug in L.A, who knows some of those Mexican Ese' , they can get it for you cheap .. |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 6:44pm On Oct 23, 2022 |
jmaxjohn:I no even consider ur faulty TV b4 2 Likes |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 10:08am On Oct 23, 2022 |
jmaxjohn:Even 160k with that line there is overpriced. That screen will soon give out 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Apostle Suleman’s Convoy, Kill 3 Policemen & 4 Others(video) by Mkelv0106(m): 10:28pm On Oct 21, 2022 |
Gun men attacked Ifeanyi Uba, na only security and some aids die. Now gun men attacked SULEMAN, na still only security and aids die, ebi like say na only common men dey die for this kind situation. Shey this pastor they see Vision for church members, he no see this one, abi he no dey see for himself. RIP to the departed, and thank God for the survivals. |
Politics / Re: Bombshell: Obi Caught Playing Religious Card, To Be Disqualified By INEC (photo) by Mkelv0106(m): 12:53pm On Oct 21, 2022 |
Lol...Then Tinubu should have long been disqualified, Wen he gathered his so called bishop. Since you guys can't find anything to discredit Obi with, this is the rubbish you could come up with. Try again. NEXT!!!! 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Slain Bandits Off Abuja-Kaduna Road (Graphic) by Mkelv0106(m): 7:49pm On Oct 20, 2022 |
This Chikun LGA again. I remember Wen I did my service in Kaduna, this same Chikun LGA, every day naim military helicopter they patrol the area. The thing was so bad, they had to move NYSC camp from Chikun to Kaduna. Na so I go dey sleep for camp, they get nightmares how bandit take bust enter the camp, it wasn't funny sha .. 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: If I Were Not In PDP, I Would Work For Peter Obi – Ortom by Mkelv0106(m): 7:32pm On Oct 19, 2022 |
Orton should stop capping, and grow some balls like Wike. If he sees what's good he should say it, it's for the betterment of us all. Wike a sitting PDP governor, went to Lagos start, saw the governor was doing good, and endorse him again, irrespective of his party affiliation. If we looseguard this time vote in the wrong leader bcus of party affiliation, trib or Paddy Paddy, our eyes go hear wein!. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: He Offered His Friend A Job Instead Of Begging Him For Money, See What Happened by Mkelv0106(m): 5:00pm On Oct 19, 2022 |
Na this kind friend I dey find, Wen it comes to begging someone for alms, na me shame pass. Friends Wen go put you on, naim be the best. 15k for a trip, run like 10 trips in a month, chill with 150k, and this entitled nigga prefer urgent 2k, nawa. 7 Likes |
Technology Market / Re: Fitbit Versa 4, Samsung Galaxy Watch 4 Classic and Samsung Watch R800 Available by Mkelv0106(m): 5:48pm On Oct 18, 2022 |
Bro, you fit run am for me for 200k. I dey Asaba. |
Family / Re: I Can't Seem To Leave My Abusive Husband. Help Me by Mkelv0106(m): 9:45pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
Well, you took a vow, for better for worst, till death do you part. Ebi like say na the death you dey wait for, b4 you carry ur Kaya move. |
Family / Re: Dad Vs Mum: Whose Words Should One Respect The More? by Mkelv0106(m): 7:33pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
The Bible say, honour they father and mother, not choose the one to honour/respect more. You might think ur mother is more caring then ur popsy, bcus she no they voltage you like am, and therefore deserve ur respect, bcus popsy they always close mark you, that just how mother's are programmed, compassionate, nurtural and they forgive easily, when ur popsy don old, all those gra gra don comot for him body, he sit you down Una 2 dey align, he dey drop words of wisdom like punchlines for you, na then you go know say, popsy deserve all the respect, so does ma'le too. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: I Feel Like Killing Myself Rightnow by Mkelv0106(m): 5:22am On Oct 14, 2022 |
Stop adding pressure to yourself. I believe when you had money, you supported your in-laws, now you don't have, they shud support you, or understand that you don't have right now. If you don't have money to pay d tailor for the cloth, wear ur old one, if you don't have cash to support the burial process, let them know, no shame in it. And stop gambling away the small money you have, Wen you lose, you'll be blaming God, so you want God to support gambling. Pray to God and have faith, things will turn around for good. 8 Likes |
Autos / Re: 2010 Benz ML 350 @6.5 Million.... Call/whatsapp 08110462319 by Mkelv0106(m): 9:07pm On Oct 13, 2022 |
This is not 2010 model |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 11:58am On Oct 04, 2022 |
Nigeriaiscasted:Wait first o, if no be distress sale, how much you for come sell am 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Mkelv0106(m): 5:41pm On Oct 03, 2022 |
The wait is over for Stream 2, welcome on board. I hope they don't stress you guys d way they stressed us, payment wise
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Autos / Re: 2012 Toyota Camry Xle Thumbstart 5m220k by Mkelv0106(m): 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2022 |
yelz689:Lol. For Nigeria used 5.8 mills |
Technology Market / Re: Iphone XR 64gb available in Asaba, Owerri, ANAMBRA by Mkelv0106(m): 11:52am On Oct 02, 2022 |
Bbdealer:Bro, you get iPhone 11 and xsmax, I dey Asaba, if yes lemme know d price please. |
Family / Re: While by Mkelv0106(m): 7:45am On Oct 01, 2022 |
I haven't hit a person tho, but I remember the only time I hit a Keke. Not making any excuse, but these Keke drivers can be annoying, they park anyhow, stop suddenly in front of you just to pick passenger. Anyhow, I was going to drop my babe, on getting to a narrow road, there were Keke and cars packed at both side, na so I say make I wait for d coming car to pass, not knowing a Keke is already in my front, na so I run enter am, comot he back bumper, mehn, I didn't know what entered me, I zoomed off, na so inside d car cold like say holy spirit enter, even music Wen I dey blast b4 stop, me and my babe didn't say a word until we got to her place, must have been shock sha. For like 2 weeks, I no drive pass that road again , make one person no go shout , hold am, hold am, naim be that 3 Likes |
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz GLK350 7 Seater SUV 2008 Model by Mkelv0106(m): 4:29pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
This isn't a GLK350 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 5:49pm On Sep 22, 2022 |
samcolee:You welcome |
Phones / Re: Scam Alert by Mkelv0106(m): 8:03pm On Sep 21, 2022 |
Someone told you he's at Adamawa, that one no raise red flag for you, he come still agree say he go send am come give you b4 you pay, without escrow, ur alarm bells no still ring, you Wen dey Lagos won buy motherboard for person Wen dey Adamawa state, e no suppose be the other way round....Anyways, thank God say e no pass 3k. If you fit track am to get ur money, fine, if you no fit, let it be a teachable moment to you. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 9:06am On Sep 21, 2022 |
samcolee:Enter Keke, tell dem to stop you at DHL office b4 slot, NNEBUISI ROAD, after Stadium, walk into the plaza and ask anybody there, they will point you to their office. If ur waybill no ends wit E, they won't call you, but they'll send you an email. So check ur email. If you don't see any email from them, go to their office, it has happened to me b4 2 Likes |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 7:57pm On Sep 20, 2022 |
Mathematricks:Guy rest. No be you person bless less than 5 days ago, you don come with another format, you probably dey ur parlour now dey watch bbn or something else, dey find easy money for sub. You don open office for nairaland, you think say na the way forward be that. 9 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by Mkelv0106(m): 10:06pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
Mehn, so all these assets will be claimed by the UK government then. This is how Ibori and some other politicians assets will be claimed by them too after sometime. All the politicians be making the UK government make easy money off of them, bcus they stole it from ordinary citizens. Hope one day, all Atiku properties in Dubai will not be seize too, since he lives in Dubai more than in Nigeria. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Married Men But Why??? by Mkelv0106(m): 8:49pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
faithfull18:This ur advice should be the other way around. Women marry who's is ready, not who they love. This scenario is more common with women, than men. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Mkelv0106(m): 3:55pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
Vintage100:No worry bro Npower go soon show you love. 1 Like |
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 9:36pm On Sep 14, 2022 |
Moso:LG plasma, plasma o! For 100k. Nawa 5 Likes |
Autos / Re: Nigerian Used 2008 RDX Acura...2.050m...ibadan by Mkelv0106(m): 5:34pm On Sep 13, 2022 |
nwaozzugwor:And the best of dem all "Owned by a woman" 6 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Before Compromising On The Woman You Marry,read This! by Mkelv0106(m): 11:09pm On Sep 12, 2022 |
You were making sense, until you came to the age part, Young babe Wen go show you pepper Wen you don old, dey use ur money dey put a young boy on, naim you dey find abi. The age thing can go south right quick, there's no guaranty ur young hot wife will cater for you in ur old age. After all, Peter Okoye, of P square wife dey close to 10yrs older than him, and they're doing good, he twin Wen marry younger wife, he marriage af pafuka...Let's always look at thing from both sides, life isn't black and white. But you have valid points tho, just not regarding the age part 10 Likes 1 Share |
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