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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Mkelv0106(m): 6:18pm On May 04, 2023
1lovetruth:
Omo the kind email I send today for pass q enh. I dey feel like say Gmail go flag my mails as spams. Anyways, if you've not gotten the pass q yet, kindly drop your email. We move.
Boss, abeg help a brother too mkelv0106@gmail.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 8:55pm On May 02, 2023
Even under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Ralf Rangnick, Manchester United where not this bad... Check up on any of Ur friend that's a Chelsea tonight, suicide might go up tonight
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 2:24pm On May 02, 2023
Did anybody using klasha black card get this mail, or it's just me?

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 2:21pm On May 02, 2023
Olumighty123:
Declutter.

Hair wash basin and chair 350k
Hair dryer 80k
Hair steamer 75k

Slightly negotiable

Location is Ogba. LAGOS.
That chair attached to the wash basin, while a customer is getting his/her hair washed, does the chair also perform full body massage on the person too for that price?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 11:01am On May 01, 2023
sprints1:
lol which UCL did Moyes qualify for the one that they did not go when Liverpool won UCL. You people are just ten hag asslickers obviously u are all doing this because of CR7. We know. Time will tell. Is it not the ten hag that will know. Winning mickey mouse cup. Even useless coaches like Alex McLeish and juande Ramos won mickey mouse cup in their first season for Birmingham and spurs respectively. Mourinho did more than this for man united in his first season won Europa and mickey mouse cup. where is he now. Don't worry I will message u next season. U go soon see the cluelessness of ten hag. He has proven it this season again. Signed weghorst to replace CR7 dumb decision. We always depend on rashford and casemiro to deliver. Is that a club. We were humbled by Liverpool Brentford sevilla man city. All disgraceful losses. Stop supporting mediocrity my brother. Ten hag na coach
The fact you don't know Moyes qualified Everton for the UCL 2005/2006 shows you know nothing about football and just started watching it. I thought I was having a conversation with an objective football fan, I just wasted my time. And you're the one celebrating mediocrity thinking De zerbi and Eddie Howe are better than Ten Hag, you even went as far as mentioning Hudson, what did Hudson do when he was appointed by Liverpool, got sack after playing mediocre football, sacked by Watford.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 8:11am On May 01, 2023
sprints1:
good you replied nuno espirito Santo never did anything spectacular with wolves other than doing a double against guardiola he has always being giardiola' nemesis. Nothing special about nuno was a failure at valencia. Villas boas did not flop at spurs he had issues At Chelsea. I fact he came fourth with spurs only to not qualify because Chelsea won UCL. E be like u know no say na ball u dey argue with. Moyes has never been a top coach always lingering around fifth or sixth and 7th that was his customer position with Everton till he failed woefully at 13th when he left for United at that time he has been fading. The only time moyes was spectacular was when he had gravesen and young arteta. And premier was still not as tough as this. Spurs were rubbish then. Ten Hag is not a good coach. Ajax are facing tough time because he raided the team took Antony and martinez out of the team. Intact they don't even have any good player again apart from jurrien timber. Haller is gone. Ten Hag was lucky with Ronaldo' situation. Everyone knows he is not good the ones claiming he is good are daft and using that to spite Ronaldo. Ten hag has spent over 200m in his first season. Howe has not spent up to that look at what he has achieved in one and half years. Am not going to judge him now. Wait for next season and watch his failure in Full HD. When he starts buying players that won't fit in. Soljakear did more than this. They are not consistent.
Ten Hag took Antony and Martinez, Wen he was at Ajax, Barcelona took Frenkie De Jong, Man United took Van De beek, De ligt left, and ten Hag still built the team again and won d league and cup. you claim to know ball, but you failed to point out all these, and failed to mention Moyes qualified Everton for UCL . Newcastle sign Guimarae, isak,botman, Nick Pope, Gordon, and they did not spend. This is my last reply to you, obviously you're not objective, just bias, and obviously your replies just shows Ur hate for Ten Hag. Eddie Howe has done good for qualifying Newcastle for d UCL I won't take that from him, but according to you, he has done better than Ten Hag that has been in the EPL for less than a year, ended United six year trophy drought, has taken United to the FA cup final, and will qualify United for the UCL, all in less than a year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 11:11pm On Apr 30, 2023
sprints1:
howe has been brilliant I know of him he is experienced and worked Bournemouth from league 2 to the premier league. He is a very good coach top coach with tactical nous. He will do well at united because he knows how to bring the best in players. De zerbi I am not too familiar with him. He might have issues at a big team because of his style of play and discipline he is a bit of conte in attitude. He did that with trossard and caicedo. He is a drilled coach too. But those two are better than ten hag.
They're not even better than Ten hags assist coach. Eddie Howe was been touted for the Arsenal job when he was at Bournemouth, after getting fired by them, Arsenal never went for him, instead they went for an unproven coach who was an assistant coach at the time in Arteta. Ten Hag left Ajax and they're are in a free fall, 3 in the eredivisie, lost to PSV today in the cup finals. Edde Howe lost to ten Hag in the league cup final. Give Howe or De Zerbi the United job with this set of players United have, and watch him lose the dressing room and they fail woefully, the fact that Ten Hag has been able to handle the Ronaldo situation very well, and still handle the Maguire situation shows you that he's not just a coach but a good manager, look at how he's transformed Rashford, look at Shaw in both left back and central defense. Both de zerbi and Howe will nvr have been able to handle that Ronaldo situation like ten Hag did, and that would have gotten dem fired. Nothing they're doing that other average coaches haven't done with average teams. Nuno Espirito did it with wolves, went to spurs and flop, Moyes did it with Everton, went to United and flopped, Villa boas did it with Porto, went to Chelsea and spurs and flopped.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 10:32pm On Apr 30, 2023
sprints1:
una go dey talk like say u sabi everything are newcastle selling their best players no are they on upward scale yes, they a progression team not a one off team like leicester.they are going to recuit next season they are going to sell allan saint maximin if his stupid harmstring injury persists and get in players like ward prowse mctominay and maddison infact raphinha might join. u think they will depend on useless players like almiron and the bench team as of now only the back line guimares longstaff joelinton wilson isak are safe. even willock might not see first team next season. newcastle are better than united this season period despite having bang average palyers. they dont have casemiro or eriksen. you think it is eddie howe or de zerbi that will have the likes of fernandes casemiro rashford sancho and mc tominay and will not bring the best out of them. we have a mumu as coach period. even roy hogson will perform better than ten hag
De zerbi and Eddie Howe are average coaches and won't do anything in a big club like United. Newcastle and Brighton is their level, a case study is Graham Potter at Chelsea with all the big name players, even Unai Emery couldn't do much with big teams e.g AC Milan and Arsenal, but give him Sevilla and see him win Europa level back2back, he's doing good at Aston villa now, bcus those are the clubs they belong, low expectations and less pressured environment, Thomas Frank is doing same thing at Brentford too. This same Eddie Howe was fired by Bournemouth after relegating them. Brighton and Newcastle will be in Europe next season, I hope Brighton qualifies, then we'll see how they cope been in 3 cup competitions and chasing a top 4 finish for Newcastle and top 7 finish for Brighton.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 3) On 30th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 5:30pm On Apr 30, 2023
Perisic just ended Van dijk career. Can't believe people compared that one season wonder that runs away from tackling to Rio Ferdinand, Vidic and John Terry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 4:13pm On Apr 30, 2023
Jokerman:


Is that the reason why man utd is struggling?
Man utd played 120mins against Brighton, 3 days later went to London and played spurs, Brighton played 3 days later and lost to Nottingham the pundits where making excuse for dem that they just played 120mins against United, but nobody made that excuse for United, bcus United is a big club and that's what's expected of them. Newcastle have been playing once or twice a week, like that guy said, with added competition next season, dem yansh go open like Leicester in 2015-2016 season

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Sports / Re: Frank Lampard, Expected To Stay As Interim Coach Until The End Of The Season by Mkelv0106(m): 8:54pm On Apr 28, 2023
Todd boehly wants to give lampard the best English manager to cook

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 27th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 9:18pm On Apr 27, 2023
Whether United finishes 3rd or 4th doesn't matter, as long as we're playing UCL next season I'm ok. Top 4 and a trophy in the bag, it's been a good first season for Ten Hag, better than Arsenals, especially if they go trophyless

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 5:37pm On Apr 27, 2023
Youngpo413:
O I've downloaded the klasha app but can't verify even with my correct BVN, please what should I do?
After downloading it, I just followed the laid out steps
I used my driver's license though, input the number of my driver license, my BVN and my bank statement showing my address, and entered my personal details . That was all, took them about 3omuns to send my a mail that my application was successful
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (0 - 2) On 26th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 8:47pm On Apr 26, 2023
Trolling Chelsea used to be fun for me. But since they started losing every week, the energy to troll them just isn't worth it anymore.

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Family / Re: Apologize To That Body Part That You Have Over Used by Mkelv0106(m): 3:47pm On Apr 25, 2023
Shout out to my hands, apart from my heart when dey work non stop to pump blood, my hands don try, from wiping my ass after I don kaka, to removing catarrh from nose, killing mosquitoes non stop, eating, giving correctioner slap to people Wen deserve am. My heart fit cut me Wen I won do somethings, but my hands no dey get second thoughts.

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 5:22pm On Apr 23, 2023
MajorB009:


Hello, I am new to shopping from Aliexpress, however I would appreciate if you can she'd more light in this binance using to fund the gotok.
I already opened the gotok app and from the funding options I saw bank transfer, is funding via binance more cheaper than bank transfer?

Plus if using bank transfer, how long does it take to reflect on the gotok?
I'm sorry bro, I don't use gotok, I'm not familiar with how it works. What I use is the klasha app
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 11:20pm On Apr 21, 2023
Olamak1:


Gotok is better. I use both platforms and I can say categorically that Gotok, even with the 1% charges, has an edge over Klasha. Klasha is selling dollar at 763.2 naira while on Gotok, you can fund your card at a minimum of #737 /usd and a maximum of #745/usd.
For instance, 300$ will cost 228,960 naira on Klasha (300x763.2).While the same dollar amount will cost 225,735 naira on Gotok. That is, 303 x 745.
You didn't add that the user needs to have the knowledge on how to use binance to fund it. And from Ur calculation, there's very little difference in the exchange rate

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Family / Re: If Your Wife Mistakenly Sleeps With Another Man, Pray & Fight For Her - Bukunmi by Mkelv0106(m): 11:48am On Apr 19, 2023
maleekberry:



Dey play
That girl is probably the best yoruba actress in recent times. She's very decent and scandal free
A decent person don't make such utterance

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Family / Re: If Your Wife Mistakenly Sleeps With Another Man, Pray & Fight For Her - Bukunmi by Mkelv0106(m): 11:05am On Apr 19, 2023
First off, is the so called actress that I haven't seen in any notable movie married, of yes, let her mistakenly go to another mans house, take off her clothes, remove her bra and panty, spread her legs and moan out another mans name, then tell her husband it was a mistake, then give us feedback. And if she gets pregnant, she should also invite her husband mother, to come and do omuogwo for another man child too. I pray that she'll give birth to this kinda of simp she's talking about, so she'll be answering grandma to another mans child in her sons house.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Congratulates Fintiri, Declares One More Major Mandate To Reclaim by Mkelv0106(m): 6:44pm On Apr 18, 2023
This is the hypocrisy we're talking about. Bcus their preferred candidate won, nobody is seeing any irregularities with it. If that woman had been declared winner, just like the first rec officer did, certain people will come out and start shouting stolen mandate, her party has rigged and used thugs to intimidate voters. I guess this isn't stolen mandate now, since PDP won , the election was free and fair. Kudos to that woman, she was very brave going head to head against this man.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 7:00pm On Apr 17, 2023
jclave22:
And for everyone here, another thing, stealing dont only mean when u take gun to take peoples thing by force, pricing something that has a worth and u know the actual worth to worthless is another way of stealing..if giving a gun u can easily go for it with force. Thank you
This ur statement goes both ways bro. Inflating prices of goods way more than market price to maximize profit at the expense of unsuspecting customers is also stealing. This is not a personal attack on you, I'm just tryna let you know it goes both ways.

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 6:31pm On Apr 15, 2023
martinoh:
Don't use klasha they are useless platform. Everything about them are poor. I have about $30 on their black card to shop on aliexpress. I later discovered that the card doesn't work on Ali and I ask for withdrawal they said I can't withdraw my money. Another thing is that their customer service are so poor it take them forever to reply messages
Sorry ABT your experience.
But klasha is what I'm using now, the black card in particular, and it has been good, haven't had any problem with it

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 15th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 4:06pm On Apr 15, 2023
Every team coming to Stamford bridge with their full chest pressing Chelsea neck. All teams now come to Stamford bridge to create record against them
Family / Re: Who Should Be A Man's Next Of Kin Between His Mum And His Wife? by Mkelv0106(m): 9:11am On Apr 15, 2023
No insult, but who is your father next of kin, is it his wife or his mother?
Some wife are good some are devil incarnate, if your wife is the former, you life will be a blessing, if it's the later, then you feel as if you're the most unlucky man on health.
If you don't trust your wife to be your next of kin, use your child.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Mkelv0106(m): 7:52pm On Apr 13, 2023
meritamy:
please help!
login, after logging in, click on Apply now, your profile will open, you'll see print document or something after submit, it's in green click on it, if it shows you 500 error something like that, just refresh d page , it will show you Ur guarantor form, you'll see a tab on d top to download it, click on it
Family / Re: Does Letting Go Of an Unhealthy Marriage Means You've Failed? by Mkelv0106(m): 7:35pm On Apr 13, 2023
Tayorshd2:
U must be a marriage councillor with enough years of experience.
Love your tips

Thank you
Family / Re: Does Letting Go Of an Unhealthy Marriage Means You've Failed? by Mkelv0106(m): 5:36pm On Apr 13, 2023
Letting go of an unhealthy marriage doesn't mean you failed. It actually gives you the opportunity to reset, learn garner experience and fix any problem you might encounter in the future. You only failed in picking your partner. What most of the female do now, is just to marry the man that is available and can provide her needs without considering their compatibility. When you discover you guys aren't compatible, it's already too late.
Let's say the truth, money is important in every relationship, and it's a major factor in majority of the women picking their partner now, one thing y'all have to understand is that relationship isn't marriage, you don't spend frivolously in marriage the way you spend in relationships, bcus you no dey try impress anybody again.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 0) On 12th April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 9:56pm On Apr 12, 2023
Chelsea fans Wen dey see Todd boehly
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 1:20pm On Apr 12, 2023
fidelmarshal199:



Either way the buyer got its desired product so why not Bury the matter
The thing is that, he was calmly telling the buyer to format it with a usb 3.0 port and it will be fine, as if the buyer was a child, after everybody told him to take it back and format it himself since he knows better, he ended up changing it to another one. So if the first one just needed formatting, after stressing the buyer both financially and mentally, how come he changed it and didn't just format it and send it back if it wasn't faulty like the buyer said initially.

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Car Talk / Re: Custom In Delta Exploited Me by Mkelv0106(m): 12:59pm On Apr 12, 2023
Cheatmessiah:
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Issele azagba route going to Agbor/benin
Ok. Thank you
Car Talk / Re: Custom In Delta Exploited Me by Mkelv0106(m): 12:34am On Apr 12, 2023
Cheatmessiah:
Stupid custom officer exploited me in Asaba.
I was stopped and they requested for my papers I gave them the papers.
Because of one of paper was not showing well because it is the photocopy I carry along.
The say they will impound my vehicle.
They collected 10k from me after much begging.
Where in ASABA did it happen please, lemme know how to avoid these uniform thieves
Religion / Re: I'm A Muslim, My 2 Wives Are Christians, My Children Are Confused - Asari Dokubo by Mkelv0106(m): 6:58pm On Apr 08, 2023
Asari Dokubo that year, strong man done loose all relevance, militancy doesn't pay anymore, he should beg Tompolo and Ayiri to show him way. Not to record himself spitting all over his phone, making no point and still remain irrelevant.

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