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CrimeRe: Court Remands Man For Defiling 9-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by Mkelv0106(m): 4:45pm On Apr 05, 2023
skukimania:
Her pampers may be too short.
Lol 😂, I guess so
CrimeRe: Court Remands Man For Defiling 9-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by Mkelv0106(m): 12:53pm On Apr 05, 2023
A rapist rapes a girl, and the reasons will be, it's bcus she didn't wear pants, her gown was too short, yansh too big. Wetin this evil person go say attract am to rape a 9 months old baby now. If I be devil and this pervert say it's bcus of the devil, the way I go take stone am to hell 2 seconds ehn. Thank God say Lagos get strong law against rape sha.
Car TalkRe: My Experience With A Lexus ES330 by Mkelv0106(m): 12:24am On Apr 05, 2023
chccho:
So u had your church members with u in your car and the other car and u all were over-speeding trying to prove what exactlyhuh Thank God u all got to your destination safely but that was careless and irresponsible from both of u.
Pls drive more carefully and responsibly.
170km/h is dangerous and high-speed driving.
Besides where in Nigeria did u find the good roads to be driving on such high speed
Life no get duplicate o!
Shalom
Boss, there are good roads in Nigeria, travel and you'll see. Forget those interstate roads. I went to Kaduna, from the moment I enter KD city, till I left, no single pothole in any of their roads, I come dey wonder weda na Nigeria I dey, until I returned back to the south back to our rubbish roads here
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 4:23pm On Apr 04, 2023
nani667:
Finally 😪

The notification I received after the Verification was complete was “you can now create a Pink Card

Abeg people using Klasha which card sure pass for AliExpress purchases ❓ Pink or Black ❓❓
Both of them works perfectly, I guess the only difference is the black card has longer validity period than the pink.. Expert in the house can add more
AutosRe: Neatly Used SONATA 2011 LE (keyless) @ ₦5m In Port Harcourt. by Mkelv0106(m): 4:08pm On Apr 04, 2023
ForeverSaved:
God bless you. But know that I am not a thief.

The car has only been used 3 months in Nigeria, besides ₦5 is not the last price everything including commission added together, and this is Port Harcourt, totally different from the Lagos the TOks of this is way higher here than what you stated.


So take a little care before calling people names. Thank you.
Port Harcourt or not, that car toks is not more than 4.5m. How much did d owner buy it as tok.. 5m for Nigeria used, just imagine.
FamilyRe: What Would've Been Ur Choice? by Mkelv0106(m): 7:55am On Apr 04, 2023
Mehn I'm going with Switzerland, if you know how rich and prosperous that country is, and always neutral, don't play dirty politics and meddle in war.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 8:04pm On Apr 03, 2023
Ominie:
Nipost calls you omo you're lucky ooo. My first and only item that came through nipost in January hasn't gotten to me till date. No calls, visited several offices tire. Their tracking system and CS is extremely poor.
Nipost always call me anytime my package lands sha. I've nvr had any problem with them
FamilyRe: Which Bank Would You Say Is The Lesser Evil In Nigeria Now? by Mkelv0106(m): 8:01am On Apr 03, 2023
NoToPile:
Wema Bank, they surprised me this season.
Totally agree with you, they really surprised me
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 6:49pm On Apr 02, 2023
nani667:
The black Virtual card is the one I should create right ❓
Yes, black is what I'm using, and it is seamless for AliExpress so far
FamilyRe: I Don't Like Celebrating Birthdays The Way Most People Do by Mkelv0106(m): 9:51am On Apr 02, 2023
Not only you bro. I don't like all those camaraderie, most people don't even know my birthday, cause I've never post about it. I just see it as every other day, for me, every day is a gift to be celebrated. When your birthday comes and you remember you're born in Nigeria sef, to celebrate go tire you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 1st April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 7:36pm On Apr 01, 2023
NeoWanZaeed:
Which player of your stupid team better pass Mudryk
Lol
Garnacho left foot better pass he two feet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 1st April 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2023
Chelsea losing to Aston villa at home in the battle for 10th position, Odiagwu
May while Chelsea fan waiting for Mudryk to deliver , Arsenal really dodge a bullet

Car TalkRe: When I Got My Car. The Engine Light Was Constantly On by Mkelv0106(m): 5:34pm On Apr 01, 2023
Nawa. So op, when you see red flag you no go know. Your mechanic telling you your engine check light is suppose to be on at all time, and you still won give am Ur car to fix. Person dey show you he incompetence already, you no won run. That mechanic go turn Ur car to jalapi. Better go find urself a mechanic that knows what he's doing.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections Not Credible — Davido by Mkelv0106(m): 3:22pm On Apr 01, 2023
But the one Ur Uncle won is credible. If a candidate you support wins, it's credible, of opposition win na rigging.
During this election, I just totally lost faith in Nigeria ever conducting credible election. My elder brother is a councillor in one of the parties in Delta state, Omo i really saw how election is conducted in Nigeria first hand, I just dust my PVC throwaway am for one corner, the only thing it's good for is for account opening. All the political parties are just the same, the one with more resources get more victory, there are no saints among them.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 10:44am On Apr 01, 2023
yomalex:
yes. Welcome to Klasha
Thanks bro. Used it to order already, very seamless.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 12:57am On Apr 01, 2023
icon91:
Yes, remember that minimum top up is $5
So before funding the account, make sure you fund it with equivalent of #(763.20*5) or above, after that, click on card icon on bottom of your front page, from there create your virtual dollar card (follow on screen prompt)

Cheers!
Thank you very much bro. Your explanation really made it easy for me. I appreciate you 🙌
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 6:32pm On Mar 31, 2023
icon91:
Your bank's statement of account, that's what i used to verify mine
Abeg no vex boss. I've succeeded in getting verified after providing all documents. Is it the account number provided in my profile I'll fund, then use it to create the card?
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 4:15pm On Mar 31, 2023
icon91:
Your bank's statement of account, that's what i used to verify mine
Thank you boss
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mkelv0106(m): 2:25pm On Mar 31, 2023
Good day guys, in the third kyc in klasha app, apart from my utility bill, what else can I use to shop prove of my address?
RomanceRe: The Day I Started Fearing Girls. by Mkelv0106(m): 1:51pm On Mar 31, 2023
Lol.... Fallacy, making up story just to chase clout. According to Kendrick Lamar, Clout chasing is one hell of a disease brother
AutosRe: Kia Optima For Sale by Mkelv0106(m): 11:37am On Mar 31, 2023
As a good person, I don't like cheating another person, I'll pay 3 million 🙂
Music/RadioRe: Mercy Chinwo Slams ₦2bn Lawsuit On Obidiz For Using Her Name In A Secular Music by Mkelv0106(m): 9:04pm On Mar 30, 2023
2 billion, man hasn't even made up to a million in his music career, and he's been sued for 2 billy. Anyhow, he should just redo the song, take that part out, and apologize, he shouldn't let pride get the better of him.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 7:33pm On Mar 30, 2023
Come on guys, we are all adults here, can't we criticise constructively, we shouldn't be petty.
Lemme add my own sha. A company manufactures a product, and states that this product is for this weight class, and some one clearly above that weight class purchases that product, you don't expect that product to hold up, cus it will be under duress. I don't think it will be fair to pass a judgement base on that.
It's like a 7 feet man buying a corolla and complaining about leg space, and then condemning the car and giving bad review about it, when an SUV is what will be clearly suitable for him.
If you want a product check its specs, if it doesn't meet Ur needs, go for the one that meets it.
And if you want to give a review, you could just say mouka comfy is for so so and so weight class, if you don't meet it, don't go for it.
Please let us be constructive with our criticism, less insults and more love please. It pains me when I see adults throwing insults at one another, how do we correct children with this attitude.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Baby Mama, Larissa London Celebrates Son's 3rd Birthday by Mkelv0106(m): 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2023
Nawa ... Some people comment is just repulsive. Did she rape Davido, or she force Davido go raw. Guys when nvr chop belle full dey do girls won trap them with baby.
Wish this beautiful child happy birthday and move on, y'all don't have to be vile all the time.
PoliticsRe: PDP Refers Ortom To Disciplinary Committee, Suspends Fayose, Anyim, Others by Mkelv0106(m): 6:08pm On Mar 23, 2023
Fear no let dem suspend Woke 🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Now That First woman Governor Was Elected, What Will Now Be Title To The Husband by Mkelv0106(m): 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2023
Hope the man will have a pet project too, cause it's not only first ladies that will be syphoning state money with their fraudulent pet projects
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 4:27pm On Mar 19, 2023
iykofias:
don’t imagine too hard, don’t forget your brain is 2mb
Ok
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Mkelv0106(m): 10:32pm On Mar 18, 2023
iykofias:
then take it out of clearance thread then
Just imagine the audacity
AutosRe: Reg Toyota Corolla 2010 - 2,700,0000(neg) SOLD by Mkelv0106(m): 10:29pm On Mar 13, 2023
You go buy this thing for that your price?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (0 - 1) On 18th February 2023 by Mkelv0106(m): 4:51pm On Feb 18, 2023
James ward prowse scoring free kicks like it's tap ins
FamilyRe: My Girlfriend Wants To Travel Abroad Without Marrying Me by Mkelv0106(m): 10:56pm On Feb 06, 2023
Don't stress urself man, she'll still need you, like you said, she haven't started the visa application process yet, chill bro, if she isn't keen on getting married to you, fine, draft out a contract, if she still want you to help, the both of you shud sign an agreement for her to pay you back, let it be purely business, you're not running a charity organization. Hope you read about a man that sued his ex after he trained her in law sch, and she left him and won 12k dolls, if I'm not mistaken..
If you guys can't be married partners, you might as well be business partners, everything no suppose lead to quarrel and malice.

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