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Nawa oooooo.Beautiful nonsense!
Wetin person no go hear4 ds lyf ?
D way ppu think nowadays is somtin else.u want to ENJOY ur life without burden&commitment?ds is very serious n funny.
Coming to NL to offer peanut and u think is money.
It is only a lady that is frustrated in lyf ,a graduate who has no future dat wil accept ur peanut.
I won't b surprise if som babes on NL apply cos some are.....
Am very very sorry for any babe dat kal u.

dins4real: It is urgent ooooo.please dont this opportunity to pass u bye

Where is d location?

Ikwere fist son: hw many tymes una dy recruit in a year stupid scamer

Lol

jerome84: @mko, notin big about the courses sir, everything boils down to cash mostly, although most of them I got them free cos of where I'm currently working, but for stuffs like marine Mandatory, you can attend that one @ Oron or even in PHC @ UST (CHARKINS), then that of SHE can be done @ NISP, for further breakdown you can reach me on : doublejuliet2000@yahoo.com

I av sent u a mail bt u ddnt reply neither dd u acknowledge it.

AdexOmoby: I had a similar experince.. for me it was my 2fones, a bb inclusive and a whopping sum of 114,000 dey took frm me.Bfor u doubt ma stoty, pls read and follow me.
I am naturallly a very sympathectic person, always wanting to help those who I come across wt anything I cud. So this day frm work, this sad and remorse looking guy came to me dat he was looking or someone to sell a particular drug too becz his mum is in the hospital and nided money for her breast cancer surgery...I initially dismissed him and told him to check across the road where Yemkem is since he wanted to sell sometin like a traditional drug. He further begged me that his mum is really sick and he is nt seeking for money from me, he jut wanted me to help me show him the place...His said his mum is dying of breast cancer and that he is new to Lag and people had swindled him all ard showing him fake places and collecting money frm him. I really pitied him and thought of my frist time in Lag and aw I often got pple to help me locate places ard...I think I made a BIG mistake of giving him such audience. Suddenly anoda guy came to me and said he knew the drugs and the place and all sorts dat we shud kindly help him ooo...Frm dere I dint knw wat happened to me afterwards until I started following dem...I followed dem to a place called idiaraba, after luth, it really a ghetto, filled wt men smoking indian hemp and nko...I remeba seeing LUTH after I was coming back...Dere we met a third guy who acted like he was d herbalist who wanted to buy the drug...he did some incantations (turning oil into water, making stone disaapear and ko)and made me drop the money on ma wallet 4000, ma fones and my atm cards...I think dey used jazz to make me do all this things... i told dem ma code and den dey told me to go home and get some more!!!!
I did go home and was looking for more money. Note dat dey had taken ma fone and cudnt reach anyone....I was like a dundi ooo, a fool...Wen I got home, I saw some money bt I was like I am nt gonna take this money, I wud prefer to die dan steal frm ma aunty who I stay wt. Dey told me befor dey made me leave dat place dat I shudnt tell anyone, I shud just go and get all the money, gold at home and pack dem, put them in a nylon and come back to him... i wudnt av bin able to locate the place back so the man(the herbalist guy performing all the magic) gave ma a fone no and dt I shud give him a call him wen am coming back. Imagine such audacity!!!! Anyway, Like I was saying, I MADE UP MA mind not to take the money, rather damn the consequences, I think dat was wen the jazz was wearing off... I thot of who to go and meet and tell this too becz I was so scared I was gonna die in 4hrs dat d guy gave me. Note dat at this point, d 2nd guy too acted like he was part of the saga, (the first guy was jut acting morose, sad).He acted as douh he was goin to get money frm his home too( I didnt knw dat d three of dem are all masterminders of d plan)...I thot of going to tell ma aunt(I didnt meet anyone at home),bt I reasoned dt in 4hrs I wudnt be able to reach dem befor I die. So God in His infinite mercy made me reach a friend who stays close to me, He jut came to Lag some days ago...I went to his place and told him the story,After listening, he told me that all was jazz....My friends dat was wen I realised I had been a big fool.
Did I mention ma atm cards I dropped wt my codes...U can trust that Immediately I left dem, dey went to d bank and withdrew all my money. Its was two accts, One had 10,000 in one, the other had 100,000(all my nysc savings I had gathered all thru the yr)...I tried to contact the bank...But bcz of netwok issues of bank and gsm netwok and all that, I wasnt able to reach the customer service of the one that had the bulk of the money until 10pm dat day( the accident happned betw 6-7.30pm)...By d time I got thru to dem,all ma money had been withdrawn!!!! It was confirmed frm the bank dat the time dey wtdrew ma money was immediately after I left dem.
I said earlier that the guy gave me a no to call him wen I get more money and glod frm home. I didnt go back dere, dough I call him befor I eventually went to ma friends house. I noticed now dat he was concerned abt if dere was money wt me,dough dere was nothing I told him yes n he told him to come meet him at Idiaraba, he said wen I get to a spot closer ro d place, I shud cal him. Note dat he gave me 500 naira to go home and get mor money and come back to him...He also gave the oda guy 300 or so, acting like he wasnt a part of the plan.
The following day, dey were still trying to call back and all sorst. Becz dey had my contacts(befor I blocked the line)dey tried reaching all my contacts maybe to threaten me and dey were particulary calling one no, becz it was ma most received call,in ma maissed call and dey wud av sin mesgs frm dat no and it was also d no of my friend who I went to go and visit and tel him al dat happened. U may ask wat I did after all this. I did al the strez of goin to d police station...wrote statments and all, bt trust Nig police,wat wud dey do?Its was in ma presence one officer got 300.00 to release a criminal.I have retrived ma lines and blocked those atm cards and dnt use one of the banks anymor.
Still date, am still in shock abt aw it all happened and it looked like it was africa magic yoruba, But I thank God... God helped me pull thru this and has blessed me beyond what I lost to them. As for those guys including d one dat started it up...God will severely purnish them...In as much as God is merciful, He is also a consuming Fire, a God of Judgement. I jut simply pity the innocent pple who wud share in this trouble when God visit them.
One lesson I have learnt frm this is never to talk to stragers on the road. Yesterday,wen goin frm work I saw a good looking guy who nided assistance,I simply overlooked him , dough I felt to sorry for him , he looked so lost...but then who knws!!! D guy who came to meet me looked lost as well and the sympathetic me fell for his lies. So now, I simply overlook and I tell u even if the person is dieing...I am not helping or talking to stragers. God foergiv me if this is wrong but this is a hard lesson I hav learnt the hard way.
Thru this I have learnt to be positive and thank God for life. Friends, be watchful, be vigilant, use ur innermind...Its cud have been worse...I dont knw why me...But God has thought me a lot thru this...Pls tell ur friends my story and let people learn. If by chance to get a BB with d code 25f53b04,pls dnt use it. Its ma stolen BB,u must return it back to whom and where u got it from...Its stolen!!! Its a Torch One, red in colour!

Oh sorrrrrrry.
It has happened to me@dat same idi araba,dey alwys use jazz.
Hw long dis incident happened.
D police will dear not go dere.
During my own incident ,I collected everytin back with d help of SOILDIERS@ idi araba high sku.
Dey wil also put sometin lik palmkernel in ur abdomen.
D soildiers collected everytin 4 me dat day.it was a terrible xperience,dey ar stil dere up til 2day.it a no go area.

This is 1 of d best creativity in recent time ,but d govt careless,rather d creativity will nva b utilised by d govt.
He is rather unfortunate,he is not with d OYIBOS.

This is 1 of d best creativity in recent time ,but d govt careless,rather d creativity will nva b utilised by d govt.

BE811APP: Civil defence
69k 4 HND/NCE
115k 4 BSc....

Imigrations BSc - 135k

Customs..Bsc staright 4rm camp is 89k
After 1 year it shoots up to 140k (I have a bro working der)...

I totaly disagreeee.
Which of d paramiltary personel are u?

desoladearie: Did go 2day? Pls let us kno. Tanx

I called d customer care,she said it is not an immediate interview bt any 1 with a contrary view can share ,so as not to waist t.fare.

Wen will dey do dier convocation?

onila: Mrs Folorunsho Alakija used to be a designer back in the day, don't know if she still is. I modeled for her Rose of Sharon label for many years and she was such an incredibly pleasant woman to work with. Yes, I'm claiming...haha!

Anyway, she went into the oil business many years back; she has an oil bloc that pulls in N157 million a day. Yes, you read right! She is the Vice Chairman of Famfa Oil and Gas limited and has emerged the richest woman in Africa according to Forbes November 2012 edition, with a net worth of $600million, which is about N94 billion.

The 61 year old former FADAN president is married and has four boys

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Looking fresh and young.
Who God has blessed ,no man can curse.Na God put her dere,no b man

He wil stil continue d part 2 cos na so so promise promise dem go tell am
He shud b prepared for concluding part if dem no fufil dier promise.

As long dere is unemployment n poverty in d country,more of ds action film will continue.
Only for dem to come out and condem bt life continue wit dem.
Person way die don die.

For ur info,dey ar not conducting interview immediately.

ifyalways: Ibehenry, no scammer comes out to ask for money directly. They ALL start with sob stories, win peoples empathy and then voila, they hit and run.

Check this thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/1114415/what-when-dead-broke

He didn't start with asking for money. He needed a job cos of wife bla bla and before you know it, kind hearted nlders wanted to wire him money before he was busted.

If he needs a job, he should keep applying like others here or what makes his situation critical?what's the point with the sob story if not to work on peoples emotion?

Is this the first emotional pity party thread he's created on nld?No!!!

And right now, you've concluded those 2007 threads were jokes because

PS:I never judged him. I only reminded him of what he typed with his hands here.

What evidence do u av against ds young man.
Do u knw wat he is passing through
He is xpressing hs mind.u only knw urs.
Pls ,let all sleeping dog lie.
If u can't help ,is beta not to comment.

gmhc: Vacancy in Telecoms:
Just got this from a friend now and its closing today.

Etisalat don contract dem call centre too to U-Connect Nigeria located at Lekki Phase 1, Lagos......
-- N60k per month, medicals (includes spouse and kids if married), N15k airtime monthly, 7hrs shift daily, 5days a week, staff bus
-- Call centre location; Agege motor road Around Oshodi/Ilupeju Lagos
-- Receiving CVs now sha plus one passport foto
U-Connect - 12TH ROAD, NO 5 OGBUNIKE STREET, Lekki phase 1 (1st round bout), Lekki, Lagos.
-- Interview is immediate.

Note: Interview is to end 2mrw 27/11/2012.
Don't ask me for link but u can check www.u-connect-ng.com to find out about the outsourcing firm more. Again its closing today, goodluck

Thanks for d update
Bt ds is coming too urgent.
Hw can 1 get to d address frm cms
Will dey stil accept cv tomorro

LOZENGE: i came across this on their official website "

November 2nd, 2012

Posting of Newly Recruited Officers from Customs Training College Kano

The underlisted officers, who have just passed out from the Customs Training College, Goron Dutse Kano, have been posted to the duty post indicated against their names. They are directed to report with immediate effect.

Atte, A.J
DCG Corporate Support Services." i wonder wen they did this recruitment

Ar u surpriz
Ar u not a Nigerian.
Anyway,dey dd d recruitment ds year bt it was Under G runs.my cousin was among fortunately.

Story story
Wetin concern us?
Dey ar all liers.
Dey knw hw n wen to meet demselves.
All na press stunt

All na wash.
Thnak mary kay n foundation.

otooro: the story isn't convincing at all...married for eight years, first daughter is ten years old, then got married to her while the child was yet to be given birth to!!!! what's the correlation btw these info?



and yes, people marry outta pity! probably becos of the kind of situation surrounding the person at the moment, they tend to 'fall in love pity'. smh

Yes ,d story is not true.
Hw can I marry for 8 yrs nd 1st child is 10 yrs .me I no understand ooooooooooo.anyway,a lesson to learn frm.

Ds is d last time ,we will hear ds story.case will b swept under rug.
Investigation is currently going on ,till nigerians 4get d matter.

Most gals now adys na money.
Gv her special treat ,she go play eazy.

PATTIBAT10: What do you do when you have a Traditional wedding scheduled for January and you are broke?
What do you do when your rent expired two months back and your Landlord gives you one month quit notice?
To buttress all these, you have a loan of N250,000.00 to pay back by December 24th but you lost the money in an investment business and all your account balance are reading N1,045.00 or within that range. What's the next step?

Tell ppu u ar broke rather dan rephasing d question,so dey can assit b4 is too late cos we av gud samaritans on NL.

NessaFresh: WTF 10 gaddamn years..she is trying I cannot survive without sex for a month oo

Correct lady.
Abeg u sabi d value
U sabi beta tin no b small.
Carry gooo

Sybellah: Please people, no fronting speak the truth? Don't be shy, after all it is very usual and arguably natural.
What are the reasons that lead you into cheating?

@op Nawa oooooo.
Y do u want to knw.
May b ur bf is on NL abi
Y dd u want ppu to respond to ur question ,wen u av not answered d question u ask.
Wat is ur own xperince 1st,use fire touch ursef b4 u touch others.

NessaFresh: Mine was when I was in secondary school..we went to this party and my bf had to leave due to a call he received and I began dancin wit anoda guy..later we went out to his car where I kissed him and he started smoochin me..I became uncontrollably Hot and we had 2 rounds in his car..I felt so guilty afterwards. I guess I cheated becuz I was lonely then

50/50 no cheating
Animashaun.

1forall: Na how dem dey use una head be dat. So if d guy reply say na one kain beta money e dey pay, u go fall mugu abi?

I knw u is a scam.
I was only try to pull hs legs.he is a small boy in d game.y ddnt he tell hs frnds sinc dere is too much money rathe dan coming to NL

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Hw much is d pay 1st!