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Op
I will leave her 4 her mum

Dats good

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I trust my 9ja guyz

Op

Pls can u upload any blue film or adult movie

Tanx

acidtalk: I don't do virgins no more.
The relationship is damn Boring and Expensive.

END of DISCUSS

Where is rokiatu

CONVERSATION BETWEEN AKPORS AND GIRLFRIEND - EKAITTE

Ekaitte: Baby do u still luv me like before?

Akpors: Yes luv! My luv for u will never change.

Ekaitte: Dats my babyyyy(y). I want u to buy me somtin.

Akpors: Just name it

Ekaitte: It's just one BB porsche sha.

Akpors: No problem. Just find out d price and let me knw.

Ekaitte: It's N450,000.

Akpors: Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in, d engine. Have u checked d fuel consumption too?

Ekaitte: Honey, is not a car o. It's a phone.

Akpors: Phone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dat means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?

Ekaite: Are u buyin it or not?

Akpors: Pls am not o! I can't!

Ekaitte: Helloooooo!

Akpors: Hiiiiiiiii!

Ekaitte: Dnt even bother again. I'll call Alhaji to get it for me dis evening.

Akpors: Better still, call Atiku, he will be faster.

Ekaitte(sad, cry): 'am goin to delete u.

Akpors: Is ur fone hanging? Cos I have deleted u since u mentioned porsche. How much be bride price for Igbo land sef?
(STRAIGHT FACE)

The boy just want federal government & CBN 2 give him money (BRIBE)

Am drinking beer now with d owner of dat mtn line

Am so ashamed of NL for carrying local, fake, rubbish & bullshi t newz in front page.

Izenco2005

Right from time I know say u be voskwagen mechanic

No offence

In Romance section

Bisjosh

Happy BD, LLNP.

Where e dey happen 2 nite

Mine waz ewoma 1989 till I got what I want from her

laberry101: Hehehehehe ..... Anyways I'm not, and I'm new to Nairaland, and I'm single bcox their wahala too much... ! Lol and mmm, I SMOOTH pass OPERATOR oh... If you know what I mean...

Ok
No wahala

Which babe do u need here, make I do am point & kill 4 u

Just tell me her name & give me ur home address

In d nite when u get 2 ur house she will be nak ed waiting 4 u in d bedroom u know what I mean

Don't dull

Op

Do u still have Cinderella's phone nos

acidtalk: Omo, i might not have a PH.D in that field but i am certainly not a novice.
I could be nice to the extreme but also have a very evil side of me.
As per falling victim for a woman's deceit, i thinks its a very slim chamce she has over me.
I walk in with my both eyes wide open and also take telescope along.

Ok
No problem

Just be careful of dis so called virgin some of dem have gonorrhea, syphilis & even d allmight HIV or d elder brother AIDS

Op

When d guy wash ur G-string he is caring.

11. What is love

Op
Summarize

No be 2day we begin hear dat story

After eating d guyz money u run 4-40,
U start avoiding him & stop picking his calls.

Op
Dat question is ment 4 ladies not u