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Ayofaks:
I'd do that

majekdom2:
What's Rivers State turning into really




OAP blessing olomu‏ @blessingolomu

https://mobile.twitter.com/blessingolomu/status/846381267239260161

haymekus:
http://thoughtcatalog.com/charles-j-orlando/2014/10/ladies-please-stop-doing-this-on-instagram/

DeRay98:
Their competitor is advising on how to win in the battle for their men but their pride and jealousy will not allow them see the reality in her statement.
Married women become complacent and secured after marriage and forget to keep up the game that won them their men.

mile12crises:
Thank God she's not Yoruba....

She would have used bleaching to deface the whole body.
Dark and beautiful Igbo lady... my son's name sake

VastFinder:
Source: http://www.thistrend.com.ng/2017/03/full-list-of-first-class-kings-in.html

TippyTop:
What kind of irrigation can one do with this toy?
I Respect his hard work and tenacity but going by the picture above, that my friend, is a toy.

afroniger:
http://punchng.com/50-year-old-grandmother-sells-three-year-old-girl-to-pay-rent/

wizod:
Yorubas and cheating in a relationship is just like bread and butter

PalmchatApp:
i can't tolerate her craving for long hours sex. I feel she would kill me one day with sex, help what should i do?

Angeleena:
Afonjas are in real trouble

maximunimpact:
http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2017/03/10/not-employed-wear-uniforms-customs-cg-ali-replies-senate/

iLegend:
[s]I haven't read any comment on this post. I just read the entire post and I already know 99% of the people that'll comment will be against this post. If I had read this post 10 years ago, I would've said, this girl is mad. Trust me. I'm an insider in the dating world and I also understand psychology. Most people who will read this post will think the way I would've thought 10 years ago. Thank God, 10 years ago is over.

There are only 5 types of faithful men left in this world and they are the types of men most women don't even admire.

1. The man is too poooooor. (Too poor to the point it affects his brain. Just like me Lol).
2. The man is uneducated. (So uneducated to the point he can't spell his name, let alone compose a coherent sentence in front of a lady).
3. The man is too ugly. (So ugly to the point he, himself, is scared to look at himself on the mirror).
4. The man is extremely short. (Too short to the point Aki and Pawpaw will look like giants).
5. The man escaped death or a severe sickness. (He escaped a kind of situation where he asks God to save his life and he will forever serve him and him alone).

If you're a man and you belong to any of the above, then being faithful is your default duty. So, we don't see this as being faithful. It's your job. Any man who does not belong to any of the above CAN NEVER BE FAITHFUL. Although, he'll promise his wife or girlfriend he'll forever remain faithful, and to be honest, he'll try his best to be faithful, but the devil will NEVER let him keep his promises. It's just a matter of time. When this happens, some men will commit suicide for not keeping their vows, other men will confess to their wives or girlfriends, while the rest will forever keep silent by telling themselves, "as long as she doesn't know, there'll be peace." (He'll promise himself never to do this again, but don't worry, it's just a matter of time as usual). The truth hurts and no one likes the truth, including myself. If I'm ugly and you tell me I'm ugly, I won't like it, even if it's the truth. So, the truth hurts and no one likes it.

When I post dating tips for men all the bad boys moderators know it's the truth, but they can never move it to front page, because the truth is bitter. But the moment importexpert goes online and copies other people's dating articles that are untrue and written by Mr. Nice Guys, the moderators move them to front page (knowing fully well dating is not his Jagaban specialty). They do so because that's what the masses want.

Nigerian song lyrics suck, the beats are great, but because the masses like it like that, it will sell. Do anything contrary and no one will give you attention. If only Mode 9 and MI knew, they would've started singing like Olamide at their initial time in the music industry. If they try to sing, they'll call them sell outs. In this world, when you say the truth, they'll call you a fool. When you don't say the truth, they'll call you a pretender. Any lady or man who says anything bad about this 100% truthful post will ONE DAY remember this post. I promise.

They say if you can't beat them, join them. But for me, if I can't beat you, I'll look for someone who will fûcking beat the shît outta you. Tosyne I'm glad you know what's up. If only I wanted to fûck other people's wives, do you know how many of them I would've fûcked. If someone like me who's not extremely good looking can achieve this, then what will the extremely good looking guys achieve? Now, reverse the gender and see the atrocity (or should I say fornication), going on and most will NEVER know. I have so many things I would've said, but this world wants untruthful people.

When I created a thread telling guys to lie soft and resolvable lies to women, they came for my neck. I created another thread telling guys not to lie to women, people also came for my neck saying women love lies. In fact, me I done tire. I wan go back to my village. Lol[/s].

Lawlahdey:
[s]I decided to write this article as a result of the argument that erupted from my comment on the Tonto dike's failed marriage brouhaha thread.

Before I actually write on the topic gangan, Allow me to quickly share a real life story with you.

There is a grandpa. A rich grandpa, happily married to a beautiful woman with 7 very successful kids.
The wife of this grandpa is a very strict and prayerful woman who believes that being strict and prayerful helps you keep other women away from your husband. She has been successful and victorious so far. They have never had a cheating scandal in 50 years of their marriage(or,so she thinks).

Recently, the grandpa called his first son(prolly because he knows he is close to his grave) and narrated the story of how he got another woman pregnant and the woman gave birth to the child with an oath that she won't ever bring the child to disrupt his marital home.He has actually been feeding and financing thd child without the knowledge of any member of his family. He said he told his son so that they could know that they have a sibling out there somewhere and bring him home after his death. He also asked the son to promise not to tell his mother or any of his siblings the secret.
So, Faithful Grandpa with a perfect marriage(In people's mind)actually has a son ouside marriage and his wife of over 50 years of marriage doesn't know. She thinks that she was successful in her quest for a hundred percent faithful man. She is the type that throws jab at other women with problems in their marriages and tell them to come to her and ask her how she did it, how her prayers, strictness and everything weren't in vain afterall.
She still hasn't found out, right. I wonder what her reaction will be the day she finally finds out that her 'faithful' husband has not been faithful afterall.

Now to the koko oro..

It pains me when i see my fellow women bragging about how they cannot stay with a man that is not contented with staying faithful to only them for the rest of his life. They say they will leave the man, that there are plenty more men still out there in the world... "No time to check time".. LOL.

You think that every 'perfect' marriage that you see, that you envy, that you hope for has been able to stand gidigba without sacrifices??

You think that because Joke Silva and Olu Jacobs do not come out to wash their dirty linen in public, they haven't had their own shares of marriage trouble??
See, It takes a very very very patient and enduring woman to stay in any marriage.

You can't stay with a man that won't cheat at all?? Then, walk the fvck outta the relationship and don't ever go about saying "All men should be able to stay faithful to one woman for the rest of their life".

You think tonto dike didn't think churchhill would remain faithful to only her for the rest of his life because he loves her?

You think Tiwa Savage didn't think that Teebillz would remain faithful to her forever? What with all her money and the banging body and everything? Does edible catering have more money than Tiwa? Or a hotter body? What did edible catering have that tiwa doesn't?? Why wasn't tiwa able to keep Tee down, even with everything?

Even Beyonce suffered her own share of unfaithfulness from JayZ.. And you are here forming, "I can't stay with a man that isn't hundred percent faithful"?? , "I can't ever share my man"??

Fine. You can't. Then leave! Leave and go from one man to another in the quest for your model man.
If a man loves you, He will prolly cheat in the hope or fear that you don't find out but don' t ever believe there is a hundred percent faithful man, specially moulded for you somewhere.. Because you are miss perfect too ahbi?

I know some of you will come here to say that you are praying for the perfect men and God will answer it.
Well.. Reality check:90% of those with failed marriages also scouted and prayed for the perfect man. You ain't better than them.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES.

And for those of you men that will come here to say that they can't cheat on their woman, I don't even have anything to say to you. Just keep telling that to those who would believe.

Maybe some 10% of you(tryna be generous with the figure) can be faithful, but you all know nature, you can't stay faithful to one hole.

Explains why a man that has one curvy, beautiful babe at home will see another curvy babe on the streets and his dick will still rise.

PS: Ladies, don't hope for a totally faithful man, just pray for one that doesn't throw it in your face.
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Shortyy:
OMG. Dear future husband, are you seeing this?


Lol these guys are funny with these mentions. There's nothing wrong with a husband having a mansion, that's what every wife prays for. whether she's rich or not. If I build the mansion instead of him, don't you think he'll feel insecure?
So Dear Future husband, I want you to build this kind of mansion.

Ohammadike:

Ayo25:
[s]If your vehicle documents are up to date no VIO will be able to terrorise you[/s].

Samiceman:
I have no idea what this thread is talking about

judedave181:
All I know is that Ife is not Lagos where Hausas kill yorubas, Ife youth will kill Hausas, Ife Youths are known for war, always ready for war, and they like burning alive. Most Hausas will turn to chicken kebab.

Luiz1:
These Abokis are stupid.. Why pick a fight with Ife boys? Ife boys are not Lagos guys with ties and designer shoes. They are local and very brutal...

malambuba:
U beta stop it cos Ur brodas an sistas ar livin here in one area called SABON GARI in KANO
There Shops, Children, Churchs and houses.
Be warned!!!