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henryanna36:Igbo women have been dying for Yoruba men since 100BC. The ignorant ugly igbo men keep shouting "Yoruba demons" while their daughters continue to date and marry us like love in Tokyo and love under the sea . |
ShoProperties:So many cuckold husbands out there don't even know they are cuckolds. When your wife (or maybe even girlfriend) starts telling you stuff like "I'm not in the mood", "I'm tired" etc to turn down your sexual overtures, then there's a 97% chance she's already regularly fuxking someone or some people outside your marriage, whether based on an affair or a fling. No woman ever turns down sex from a man she loves or has the hots for. She'll even be an initiator. But she'll make a million and one excuses for the fool she's managing to get by and pass time, like this unfortunate dumb guy. |
stephenduru:That awkwardness when an elephant and a hippopotamus are hugging - got it! |
Nmercy:Oh boi, you don hammer! Firstly, have your lawyer initiate a law suit in a competent court immediately, suing for trauma damages from unlawful withholding and financial usurpation, and serve it to your GTBank branch. Then compile your evidence of fraud, document it together with the court action suit and take it to the SFU office nearest to you. Buy some champagne, relax on your sofa, stretch your feet and watch the drama unfold. GtBank will pay you back your money with interest and begging. Don't listen to their "We're very sorry...blah, blah, blah, nonsense". Some idiots are about to lose their jobs, make sure they do. When you get your money back, close your account and move your funds to a reliable bank like Zenith. GTBank is a useless bank. I closed my account with that bank nearly a decade ago. Till date, they still occasionally come around begging me to reconsider. Me, use Gtbank again? Never! I'd rather be unbanked than bank with Gtbank. Special Fraud Unit, NPF 14 Milverton Road, Ikoyi, Lagos Phone Numbers: 07033702096, 08033235529 Email Address: info@specialfraudunit.org.ng |
Imagine the idiot saying "just twice", which means to her, having random sex twice with anyone is nothing to her - it doesn't even count. Maybe she has to have sex 100 times with a person before it registers in her mind. Those are the traits of a chronic slut. The unfortunate husband had better get himself another wife and divorce this slut. |
Yorubest:I'm inviting you to my house to discuss why you felt cheap meeting with your boss for sex twice at his house just by invitation. Come with condoms and don't bother bringing your brain with you because you clearly have none. Your husband married a slut. |
Flexherbal:Taking medical advice from a prostitute is like taking your brain to a roadside mechanic for a surgical operation. |
zeekeyboy:I don't think your brain is working. Unilag will surely become a joke in the academia if it keeps admitting uncouth retardëd students like you. I think psychiatric evaluation should be included into the universities admissions requirement because many of you teenagers of today have lost your minds, and exhibit insolent behaviors that are consistent with mental degradation. |
What a dumb idea, but coming out from the mouth of a governor shows how deep and pervasive the madness is that has permeated the Nigerian government at every level. Imagine a whole state governor speaking like an unschooled drunk retardëd senile barbarian. As if those pagan priests can't be bought with money. How can witchcraft and sorcery be a solution to corruption? Bloody fool! |
ladyverere:Yep, that's the "i'm gay signal" live broadcast. I'm not saying kill gay people but I'm saying I know how to hide a body. |
Nofuckgiven:He is. That's Jacob Kohinoor. He's a YouTuber. Publicly and totally Gay as fuxk. |
AggressiveFucker:That black guy below is Jacob Kohinoor, and he is a damn gay muthafuckêr... That's why his butt cheeks is propped like that and the sick pose, because nigga takes it from behind. Ewwww, so disgusting. |
falconey:OMG ![]() |
discusant:Exactly! The federal government is just full of very stupîd idîots formulating national policies while their brains is in their pockets. Useless people. |
adem30:This matter isn't about partisan politics, whether one supports Buhari or not; and he is absolutely right, the government has no business putting 350,000 more people on its payroll. This is a reckless insensible move by the President, a policy with little good but great damage to the country. As it is already, our government is already too expensive to run, and yet you want to put hundreds of thousands of more people on government payroll. Is that not madness? The Buhari admin is gradually slipping up into the decrepit failures of previous Nigerian governments. Any right-thinking Nigerian government should be rigorously pursuing downsizing, in order to allocate saved revenues into its long term developmental projects. We wonder why the country isn't developing well, yet the answer is right there before our eyes, and blatantly visible for any intelligent person to see - Government Recurrent Expenditure. This is the root of our economic problems, this is the source of our country's poverty, this is the reason for our snail-pace development. Our government is eating up the bulk of our revenues, revenues that would have gone towards national development. Yet because you're desperate to demonstrate your government is working, you want to temporarily ease the pain of 350,000 people, but simultaneously creating permanent problems for over 250,000,000 other Nigerians. Is that not chronic stupidity and wickedness? The Nigerian government has no moral justification, or any business at all employing people. If the government wants to create jobs, it should create enabling policies that bring business creation and/or expansion of existing businesses. It is the private sector that has the onus and potential to create jobs to grow a sustainable economy. You can't be creating policies that are killing businesses and forcing them to downsize or shutdown, then turn around and say you want to employ people into government. How many people will the government employ. Government's responsibility is not to create jobs, that's the job of the private sector. Government responsibility is to aid the private sector with policies that will enable the private sector create more jobs. I'm a Buhari supporter and in fact, I voted for him but this is a totally stupid policy, a mismanagement of government funds and self-sabotaging to the country. |
nzeobi:Don't mind the joker! I guess his so-called "free internet" service, flobyt, is an example of his partnership. But the thing is, none of the designated venues for his "free internet" are a place for free loitering. They are all business venues where you must purchase something to remain in the vicinity. Now why would any rational person go to such venues to purchase something in order to get a restrictive free internet service; why not use the money to buy data yourself and have unrestricted internet service anywhere you want to go? So you see, the so-called "free internet" he's offering is not free. Only gullible people would fall for such a technical scam. It's meant to promote business for those business venues, and he gets a designated kickback from them in return. Good idea, but bad incentive. Only an idiot will go and spend thousands of naira at venue just so to have access to free internet. Unfortunately, many Nigerians are data savvy and there are not enough idiots to sustain such a scheme. So, it's another dead-on-arrival partnership project. Whereas, endorsements are money guaranteed. Hence, Don Jazzy is clearly delusional to insinuate that endorsements are of lesser value to partnership, or a different thing to a partnership. An endorsement deal in itself is a form of partnership. |
Ikio:Because they are hacking to safeguard the world from criminals, cyber criminals, organized crime networks, terrorists, rogue governments etc! They don't do unethical hacking, such as hacking into bank accounts to steal people's money for personal gain. But they can maybe hack into a terrorist organization's account to steal their money in order to weaken or eliminate their capability to purchase weapons etc to be utilized in causing havoc to society; and transfer such money to the US treasury or designated place - this is ethical hacking. |
HarveySpecter1:So any nonentity featuring on a ratchet show like Big Brother Nigeria automatically has "level" ? What a poor mindset. You're speaking like someone that can take his brain to a roadside mechanic for a surgical operation. |
Zita55: |
@OP, all these girls are ordinary average hackers with basic tools. The best professional hackers in the world work with prism; and they can hack anyone and anything on this planet connected to the web at anytime they want. Fortunately, they are not criminals - ethical hacking only! |
saydfact:Thank you. So essentially, your estimate is about 5m? |
Lautechgossip:Senseless explanation. JAMB needs a total overhaul. Too many scholarly idîots are managing its affairs. |
Can a builder give me a current estimate of building a 3 bedroom bungalow on a standard plot at Epe? |
rhames:Nope! Namibians speak better. Ghanaians don't even come close to them. |
saintikechi:The OP is talking about English, not cocaine. |
Fake list. Namibia ought to be #1 |
This is the proper way to help a girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRoEtGuVmu8 Let her do it her damn self! Rubbish. Hold door kor, hold bag ni. But you can help her carry her boobs if it's too heavy and she asks you politely. |
rem44:I remember many years ago when I had a visit to Bauchi, a water treatment project site, along the way in some remote area, I saw a large procession of mourning grown people roaming. Then I ask my hosts in the vehicle that, All these people mourning, did a prominent local chief die or what? They laughed and replied, No, they're Fulani people doing burial rites for their dead cows. They own this community. Then I said, Wow! So what happens if one of them dies, what kind of grand ceremony will they do? The next reply shocked me to my bones. My Hausa associate said, "Nothing. They just get buried. Fulani herdsmen value their cows lives even more than human life. They don't joke with their cows and they can kill anyone because of their cows." That was the day I knew that madness is real. |
nairaman101:Hahaha, Tonto prostitute is talking about having STDs, isn't that an expected outcome of chronic prostitution - a no brainer. Trademark of igbo girls, they're typically STD carriers. Go to brothels and prostitution places all over Nigeria, it's igbo girls that are there in highest percentage. I tell my acquaintances like, always wear a condom if you wanna have sex with a 9ja girl. But wear 2 or 3 condoms if she's igbo. Don't let the shiny cosmetics on their faces deceive you, they are full of diseases. |
deomelo:We have told the elders, we have told Tinubu, we have told Obj, the Yorubas don't need Nigeria anymore. We have everything we need to stand alone and fulfill our destiny as a people. We have the population, we have the resources, the lands, the seas the education, skills and knowledge, we have the talents and gifted individuals, we have the infrastructure, we have the wealth, we have the connections, we have the political structure...we're blessed with everything good...except the political will that some of our shortsighted or maybe greedy or naive elders have refused to exercise. But we have elders like Obasanjo still living in the past and refusing to give up on One Nigeria, maybe because of their myopic views, or maybe because of guilty conscience or whatever. So now, we're like Baba, it's ok. You've had your time, and we thank you for your services and commitment to the Yoruba people, your people. But we're now at the threshold of the future and the old dream cannot carry the new generation of Yoruba citizenry forward to greatness. But the new dream can, the dream of our very own sovereign country, fully independent. And it's a win-win for everybody. The Niger deltans keep their oil and rule their resources how they deem fit, the Northerners can do whatever they want with their resources and religion, and we Yorubas will send the igbos packing out of our region to their dream Biafra. Parasites are no longer tolerated. Then every tribe can flourish as they choose and stay the course in the pursuit of fulfillment and happiness. The Yoruba country is an inevitable reality. We're just waiting for the political pillars holding Nigeria to retire. We have respect for what they have achieved, and their vision, no matter how myopic. So like Obj and co President Buhari, one of the old-school believers of One Nigeria, will rule his 4 or 8years, but after that, One Nigeria is done, we begin a new dawn. Something our fathers lacked the courage to do, or maybe they're too naive and friendly, it doesn't matter. And we won't call it Oduduwa republic like those old men want it. |
xest:Which cowards are you referring to: is it the "cowards" that defeated your entire tribe flawlessly; or is it the "cowards" that turned your tribe into "3rd-class citizens" and maybe two-thirds of your selfless ancestors had to do houseboy and house girls all over Nigeria just so the leftover children could rise up from the ashes again; or is it the "cowards" that have always bested your tribe in every aspect of life? Dream on okay, we're not noisemakers like you. When push comes to shove, we always deliver, always come out on top, we always win. And in case you still have doubts, when we form the Yoruba country, and we throw you igbos out of our entire territory, then we'll know who the real cowards are again. |
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