Investment › Re: Mmm Urge Participants To Start Afresh(forget 2016 Mavro) by MMMscam: 11:36pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Stanley187: Like I said, I am as transparent as air. Trust me, I always see u coming... No need to form, make the attempt and get shot in the skull. The contract remains open. If I really wished to deal with real life gangstarism, by now I would have copied the phone number I have on my signature, and put a direct call straight up. Not bantering on Nairaland. Trust me, having a blatant fool like you assassinated would be too easy. But a half-imbecilic, half-rëtarded, encephalitis MMM scammer like you couldn't possibly defraud someone astute like me. Also, none of my loved ones were MMM scammed. So, luckily for you there is no basis for revenge on my part and you're totally inconsequential to me. Otherwise, by now, you'd be a dead MMM scammer if I had been scammed. |
Investment › Re: Mmm Urge Participants To Start Afresh(forget 2016 Mavro) by MMMscam: 9:45pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
dotuna3: Please I ask you did I abuse her or the tone of my message is offensives? Y the word idiot? Y this response
You are the fool here. From the write up did she tell u she lost any money? Did she tell u she's a participant? Did the topic correlate with the message? She's trying to mock the participant here, moreover, the news is fake. If she has her money there she won't talk like that. So u are the didirin here next tym look before u keep. Oodee
Am not a participant but please tell Is she a MMM participant? Yes Did she lose money? Yes Who got the facts right: me or you? Me So, evidently you are the wretched lobotomized fool in this equation because you recklessly antagonized someone on a matter you know nothing about. Did I call you an idiot before? Oh, that was a mistake; I didn't qualify you well. You're not an ordinary idiot, you are a defragmented idiot. |
Investment › Re: Mmm Urge Participants To Start Afresh(forget 2016 Mavro) by MMMscam: 6:49pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Stanley187: Because am a guider? Shey na me the whole MMM community pay money
Well I really wish it was you. That way U could Call me on my phone number if your mind is that strong and I will give u my location in the the cantonement. I don't mind one bit, to meet anyone in a neutral location. Either way I would just put a bullet in ur head for sure and dump u in Jabi lake. No long talk, call me. You're obviously senile. I reiterate, had it been me, a scammer like you would have been erased by now. And it makes no difference whether you're at a cantonment or not - you will be disappeared. Do you know what the best part is? You wouldn't even see it coming. Your epitaph will read, "Another scammer bites the dust." |
Investment › Re: Mmm Urge Participants To Start Afresh(forget 2016 Mavro) by MMMscam: 6:36pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
shukuokukobambi: The Stanley guy is obviously one of the top gulders abi guiders that siphoned millions off the system, leaving the ignorant to pick the pieces. He's just trying to lure more mumus into parting with their cash Yeah, he's obviously a talentless special-needs rëtarded scammer whose brain has been repossessed. In fact, at this point, anyone promoting MMM is a scammer. |
Investment › Re: Mmm Urge Participants To Start Afresh(forget 2016 Mavro) by MMMscam: 5:55pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Stanley187: Pls Open your mouth and spew more trash, we need new lines to defend. This is old Mr. Scammer your MMM scamming days are over. Maybe those who lost money to MMM should compile a list of MMM scam advocates like you and have you assassinated one by one. #1 they get revenge #2 they rid the society of fraudsters - WIN WIN situation. Because if it were me, someone like you would be DEAD by now! |
Investment › Re: Mmm Urge Participants To Start Afresh(forget 2016 Mavro) by MMMscam: 5:41pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Stanley187: The reason why u supposedly looked carefully at our guiders minutes and made such an invalid conclusion really baffles me. At your age anjigirl.
U better grow up and stop cowering over MMM updates.
The image u attached is the same way in all POs, both those with 2016 and 2017 mavros (I really hope ur Grey matter understand what I mean here), an evidence that the technicians are switching to the new model. The GH limits have been completely removed, but to avoid mistakes, all GH have been temporarily paused for a few more hours, until they are done with the switch.
Unfortunately u can't grasp that, even though u portray urself as an MMM participant, we know u r not.
As soon as the news hits our POs, everyone would start Ghing.
Pls also inform ur sister of doom called NgeneNkwenu. As we know both of you and your very irrelevant posts. Blah, blah, blah...shut the fuxk up! MMM is, was and always will be a bloody SCAM. |
Investment › Re: Mmm Urge Participants To Start Afresh(forget 2016 Mavro) by MMMscam: 5:32pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
dotuna3: Bros go and sit down. Please leave MMM matter we have heard enough.
Let it rest please.
Those doing it are not complaining y are u pained and complaining She lost money to MMM, but you're telling her to shut up. Ok...give her the #2.5m that MMM scammed her so she can rest, otherwise you're the idiot that needs to shut up on her matter. |
Romance › Re: Do You Think I've Got A Chance With Him? by MMMscam: 5:15pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Izen: Hi guys. I'm in an emotional dilemma and I think the pressure of yet another Valentine's day without a boo is getting to me. Please as much as my write up might piss you off, please try not to insult me. I'm trying to avoid a total meltdown. Thanks in advance.
So there's this guy, we've been very close friends for six years now. There has always been romantic feelings on my part and I used to have the tiniest bit of hope that it was mutual. This was until he started dating a mutual friend. What hurt the most was that he tried to hide it from me despite our closeness. He claims it wasn't his idea though.
Let's just say I borrowed myself brain after that or so I thought. I started avoiding him as much as I could but he wouldn't let me be. He eventually asked me point blank if I liked him and after much beating about the bush, I answered in the affirmative. Apparently, other friends of ours had had to call his attention to my crush on him cos dude was clueless, "according to him". I asked him if he felt the same way and he told me that I was like a little sister to him. Alas, I was sister-zoned. Note that the age gap between us is barely more than a year. He told me he wouldn't lose me as a friend because I was special. Why wouldn't he just let me go? Fast forward to a year+, he broke up with the mutual friend though I remained friends with both of them. I had nothing to do with the break up o. I was more comfortable rekindling our close friendship then since there was no longer a conflict of interest. It took me almost two years to get over him so at that time, my heart had moved on to other prospective guys.
Years down the line, I had to change locations to another state. It was one he was familiar with and had and still has a lot of business dealings in. Let's just say I still get to see him a lot.
We both dated other people. I got badly burnt by my ex and he was there for me. The tough love kind. As we spoke about my ex, that was when it hit me. This guy has always and probably will always have my back. I felt so comfortable sharing details with him. I knew then that I missed him a lot. I've been wondering what could have been between us ever since then. In fact, I started referring to him as my best friend. I know it's only a matter of time before it's necessary to let go of that bond tho. He's gone get married to his true bestie one day.
The thing now his, he's changed a bit. I know this because we've been friends a long time and I know him well. The calls have been more frequent, longer, etc. He always tries to see me when he can, same with me. This has got me wondering if this is the way normal friendships between the opposite sex are. He now says things like, "You're this and that and it's probably why you have an issue with XX. You do the same to me but I've come to accept it, there's nothing I can do about it". I interpreted this as him sticking with me flaws and all. At one of our discussions, he told me he would love to marry someone he's known for a long time and he used us as an example. I went on the defensive immediately and told him I couldn't marry him. That bothered him a lot and he didn't stop until he pressed me for a reason. I threw his question back in his face and asked him if he could marry me and he said yes. I pushed harder and asked if he would marry me (not as a proposal lol), he laughed about this. I eventually told him I couldn't marry him cos he hasn't proposed to me and I cannot propose to him. When he tried to form, "so you'll marry me if I ask you to", I just asked to drop the topic totally.
I know I'm supposed to be elated but instead I'm hurt. I feel like I've been emotionally played and I'm still being played in my best years. How can he do this now? Does he know how much it cost me to try to get over him the first time? Apparently, I never fully succeeded. He's toying with my emotions again and I believe he knows that. I wanted to remind him that he sister-zoned me but I held back. I can't do this again guys. Please, I just can't. Do you think he now has romantic feelings for me but he's deliberately holding back. Do you think he's trying to give me hints? I'm tempted to shut this friendship down totally. I can't go through this heartbreak again. It hurt the first time and I'm sure it'll hurt more this time. I know shutting down this friendship will be like a break up for me cos he's been such a huge part of my life but I think that's the only way I can truly get over him. I may or may not tell him but I plan to gradually withdraw. No calls, no texts, until he gets the memo. I really need to heal cos my relationship with him has indirectly affected other relationships I have. I'm falling madly in love with him again and I need it to stop.
So guys, please should I let go now or should I hold on to a little hope that he comes around based on his recent actions.? hmmm, this is what happens when you buy android phone for an 8 year old. |
Romance › Re: Emoh Adoga Replies Moses Dickson, "He Wanted Me As His 4th Wife" by MMMscam: 12:31pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Kolababe: Yesterday, a story trended https://www.nairaland.com/3612915/moses-dicksons-ex-girlfriend-emoh-adoga#53456034 about a lady, Emoh Adoga who was accused by her ex-boyfriend, Moses Dickson of blackmail. Now, the lady has shared her own side of the story. She claimed that Mr Moses Dickson has three wives and wanted her to be his fourth wife.
"We met in 2013 July 20th. he claimed to have fallen madly in love with me, proposed marriage to me and relocated me to live with him in government house Bayelsa. Everyone referred to us as husband and wife even.
The issue is, he didn't want me to leave, he tried to convince me to be his 4th wife, that he'll send the others to live in other countries so we will still be like monogamous couple but I just couldn't let myself trust him again. He used everything he has access to convince me. Honestly, I was very heartbroken" She said
Read her statement below..
Moses behaved in a way, I don't have the energy to hate him. We have a pending civil suit over his contractual breach, the death threats and blackmail from him and his 2nd wife. I broke up with him last year and moved back to my father's house, then notified him of my intention to sue him. He agreed to settle me off on the businesses. But he's very cunning and the media stunt he pulled is part of his antics.
We met in 2013 July 20th. he claimed to have fallen madly in love with me, proposed marriage to me and relocated me to live with him in government house Bayelsa. Everyone referred to us as husband and wife even. The issue is, he didn't want me to leave,he tried to convince me to be his 4th wife,that he'll send the others to live in other countries so we will still be like monogamous couple but I just couldn't let myself trust him again. He used everything he has access to convince me,honestly, I was very heartbroken
He started coming to put pressure on me at my father's house in Abuja, he got erratic at my adamant refusal to be with him. I also insisted he settled me as he had promised. Maybe he felt without his money I won't find my feet but I did, I joined farmer's cooperative society and farmed rice. I left his house on May 31st 2016, he attempted at reconciliation till December 2016. I even threw his cash back at him. I was just tired of how he thinks his money can solve every problem.
We had businesses and I wanted out,wanted what I lost so I can move on with life and pick up. He even asked me to specify what exactly so we cut ties because I demanded that we severe all ties. His constant pressure and tension was affecting my new relationship. After our conversation, I uploaded as cover picture of my now boyfriend, Moses called that I should come to bayelsa. I declined cos I know what that implies.
So I feel his action is aimed at mischief to destroy my new relationship. I sued him since November 2016 and he didn't react till February, and I uploaded picture of my new man on 29th January. His action is very shocking, I'm too upset to ask him why but I'm considering a law suit against him for defamation, my family and I are very shocked and traumatized, my mother is in complete shock and her health is delicate. I'll also report him to Law Practitioners disciplinary committee, because his conduct is disgraceful to the legal profession.
Also, my family is humble but not poor and I'm a hardworking lawyer who's very focused. I'm also a multiple medal winning chess player employed at Bayelsa State Sports Council(civil service). Moses's wives are the full time housewives who used babies to get married to him. That's the irony, they and their families live in the houses he provided for them.The case comes up on 14th February 2017 at Court 7,High Court of FCT. May God bless and keep us till then.
http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/02/lady-accused-by-bayelsa-state-governors.html Professional hoe! |
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Man Sexually Abused His 12-Year-Old Daughter For 4 Years by MMMscam: 11:08pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Pastor In Houston, US, Stabs His Wife Over Money. Graphic Photos by MMMscam: 10:52pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: "Reports Of My Arrest By DSS Is not true" - 2face reacts by MMMscam: 10:42pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
odysey: he wasn't arrested I heard he was picked up though He said he wasn't, so what you heard is not true. Or who should we believe about what happened to Tuface: shall we believe unproven gossips from nameless people or shall we believe Tuface himself? |
Celebrities › Re: "Reports Of My Arrest By DSS Is not true" - 2face reacts by MMMscam: 10:39pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
SlimBrawnie: When I saw that video, I told someone that if I were his wife, for security reasons I won't let him go ahead with it(so I'm not one that always go with the crowd) and I noticed how unkempt he looked in that video without his sunglass (which is my definition of "off" ). Pls if you don't know someone, don't jump into conclusions about the person. I am neither an "idiot" not a "MUMU". Have a beautiful Monday. Just admit you were wrong! And what about Tuesday and the rest? |
Politics › Re: Ambode Insists On Removing Yellow Buses (Danfo) From Lagos Roads by MMMscam: 10:35pm On Feb 06, 2017*. Modified: 11:00pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
ruudboie: source: http://akinwunmiambode.com/lagos-state-government-insists-on-removing-yellow-buses-danfo-from-lagos-roads/ Lol, this wonderful Governor wants to do over sabi. Replace them and watch them replace you in 2019. Governor Ambode needs to be realistic on this one. Danfos and okadas for now remain a necessary evil that must be tolerated until we have a Lagos State government that is smart in every ramification. Right now, we still have a Lagos State government that is very stupid in many aspects of governance, like transportation. Does the BRT ply inner cities? No! Is the BRT always available? No...to mention a few. The current BRT operational system is flawed in many aspects. In fact, it is so mismanaged or disorganized that even the danfos operational system is arguably more efficient. The current BRT system is such that ticketing queues are usually disorderly with no predefined structure of sales and arrangement - ticketers sell as they like, boarding rules are inconsistent and no predefined ETA; passengers are usually stranded at bus stops, standing for long periods of time under the sun - no waiting seats and inadequate shade; buses are over-crowded because standing is allowed and standing limits are always exceeded because there are not enough BRT buses and/or its management's greed to maximize profits at the people's expense; tickets are non-transferable - a ticket sold by the same LAMATA company via their field agents that is bought at one location can't be used at another location even though the fare has equal amount, which shows how high the level of organizational inefficiency is. BRT buses are largely inaccessible because you can only find them on major highways, which is the route made for them. But the thing is, not everyone lives along the major highways. There are several other identifiable flaws with the BRT system, and I think the governor will do well to fix these problems, instead of creating more bigger problems while trying to solve smaller problems unintelligently. Honestly, I think if APC continues like this with its anti-poor-masses system of governance, 2019 will be a total disaster for them during the elections, and they will not only lose the presidency but might lose the southwest bloc too, which would be very unfortunate. I like the futuristic goals, the illustrious modernized thinking, but whatever the case, there must be a pragmatic practical approach to doing all these things. Some ideas are only perfect on paper but not viable in practice, so there must be a balance between idealism and realism if significant progress is to be achieved. So the governor really needs to think this one through because his job is at stake. If you arbitrarily ban danfos and okadas without a proper efficiently effective replacement in place, and it backfires on the lagos poor-masses society, then he should forget re-election in 2019 as governor. He should take a cue from Buhari, because it will take the best of the bests miracle for him to win re-election in 2019 with the way things are going. |
Celebrities › Re: "Reports Of My Arrest By DSS Is not true" - 2face reacts by MMMscam: 8:52am On Feb 06, 2017 |
SlimBrawnie: That's doesn't change the fact that something is off about that video Someone announced he would carry out a protest. Then later disavowed it. Your lots came up with all kinds of fabricated lies and unsubstantiated gossips that he was arrested, tortured, coerced by the DSS to drop the protest. But this man has come out again to debunk these false allegations and confirm it as false. Yet you're not satisfied and an idiot like you will still type rubbish that something was OFF about the video. Go and ON it now. Go and ON what is off about the video - MUMU |
Celebrities › Re: "Reports Of My Arrest By DSS Is not true" - 2face reacts by MMMscam: 8:45am On Feb 06, 2017 |
Hadez: Ball-less guy. I hate cowards. Even me baby brother would have done better But you don't have balls too na, abi you get?  |
Celebrities › Re: "Reports Of My Arrest By DSS Is not true" - 2face reacts by MMMscam: 8:43am On Feb 06, 2017 |
Cambells: 2face has reacted to the reports of his arrest by DSS. According to him, he was not arrested by the DSS.
The singer made this announcement via his facebook page this morning. He said "Thanks for the concern guys. I'm fine and free. Reports about DSS arrest are not true. We are still compiling your responses for the leadership. State your opinion on social media with the hastag #IStandWithNigeria. Peace! One luv!"
Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/reports-of-my-arrest-by-dss-is-not-true.html
Lalasticlala, Mynd44 Of course it can't be true. Don't mind those stupid Nigerians who keep making all kinds of useless excuses based on unsubstantiated lies. |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by MMMscam: 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Curioussme: Hi peeps, I've been dating this guy for almost 4 years now, and I've noticed when I need a major financial assistance from him, he'll just enter low key and be giving flimsy excuses like he doesn't have plans for me.
The most recent one that happened is that I need to pay my rent and the money with me isn't enough he's also giving excuses that he has commitments.
Sincerely, am tired of these excuses, I can't imagine getting married to a man who can't support me while am single what will he now do when we're married. He acts like someone who dodges responsibilities by all means.
Am confused right now,is he just a stingy person or what? The last time I needed money from him, I had to quarrel with him about it before he finally gave me money Guys pls help me out "Boyfriend" is not an IDP camp... bloody thief  |
Celebrities › Re: "2face Was Picked Up By DSS Before Cancelling Planned Protest" - Nkena Nwokocha by MMMscam: 9:12pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Tuface - fellow Nigerians, I'm organizing a national protest on Feb 6 against the government Mumu Nigerians - yayyy, up 2baba, aluta continua, we go burn tyres, solidarity forefva... Tuface side chics - bae, you can't be serious about the protests. Haba, if anything happens to you, who will impregnate us? Tuface - oh my boos, na joke I dey o, dun mind those mumu Nigerians, they can believe anything. Tuface live - em, fellow [mumu] Nigerians. Na joke I dey o. Person cannot fit play with you again? Na April fool test run I dey do. Make i use my own money organize national protests? Maka why! When I no dey craze. Na publicity stunt I do, to boost my popularity na, as I no get song to sing. Una wan make I lose my multi-millions endorsements ba? Sowi o, una juju no work. No protest rally from me...ok bye! Mumu Nigerians - it's DSS, DNI, military, police, and road safety that waylaid him, tortured him for 10 years and threatened his family. That's why he cancelled it. Buhari is evil. Tuface is our new super hero. Just by doing nothing he has become greater than Ojukwu, GEJ, Nnamdi Kanu combined. Yayyy...  |
Celebrities › Re: "2face Was Picked Up By DSS Before Cancelling Planned Protest" - Nkena Nwokocha by MMMscam: 8:00pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: "2face Was Picked Up By DSS Before Cancelling Planned Protest" - Nkena Nwokocha by MMMscam: 7:53pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Beremx: DSS and their stupidity. I knew they have met Tuface and probably warned him to stop the protest.
Tuface has set the pace. He is indeed a hero! Yeah, he's set the pace as the first 9ja entertainer to announce a national protest after smoking weed and getting drunk; then calling it off immediately the intoxication waned off and he came back to his senses. He's a hero of cowards! Stop erroneously blaming the DSS. It's not their fault your rabble rouser fake messiah can't stand for what he believes. |
Education › Re: Oau : 10 Reasons Why Its Not The Best University by MMMscam: 4:38pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
AlfredIbojo: . Fine girls with big yansh, lol. Omg, you need to come around now, it is even bigger than than those day. Fine stunning girls Hehe  ! Especially in social sciences and law faculties, and in the big campus fellowships like BLW...back in the days. What a big a$s motivation to be in school  |
Education › Re: Oau : 10 Reasons Why Its Not The Best University by MMMscam: 4:15pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
AlfredIbojo: . Bro, OAU hostel might not be too Behind, but wait, I think you are making too much of this, OAU has over thirty thousand student and about twenty thousand of them stay in those hostel. Twenty thousand people can't be all wrong Just because they're living there doesn't automatically mean they like it there or are satisfied with the living conditions. Is it not the same house-flies infested OAU hostel toilets that had feces splattered all around the walls, the floors, with scanty water supply and ancient pvc toilets and pit latrines that looked like a disease nesting ground and smelling like an open septic tank? In fact, anyone that approves of the hostel toilets conditions needs psychiatric evaluation. I know what I'm saying, and unless things have changed in recent times, well then OAU hostels are deplorably disgusting. I'm not demeaning the school, just stating facts. By Nigeria standards, it's a great campus, I'll rate it 85%; but as far as its hostels baths and toilets go, it's a ZERO % rating for me. |
Education › Re: Oau : 10 Reasons Why Its Not The Best University by MMMscam: 11:54am On Feb 05, 2017 |
Seriously though, OAU authorities should be embarrassed and mercilessly scolded for the terrible state of the hostels, particularly the toilets and baths. It was just like a pig house then. Azin I seriously got mad respect for any OAU student that lived in hostel. I never could, I never did. I couldn't live there not even for a day. I hardly visited my friends there, like almost never. One time, I went to see my guy, so then stomach started to rumble and I needed to drop a load fast, as in emergency level. It happened to be my first time I would step into hostel toilet, and Jesus Christ what I saw, even the sh*t that wanted to come out ran back into my stomach like, Oga u wan drop me for here, god forbid bad tin  . That was my first and last time to ever enter hostel toilet then. It was like an incubation chamber of diseases. Female hostels were worse off I think. So dirty and stinking that many girls preferred bathing outside naked, under the cover of darkness. And of course, we like to watch, like sorry I was going to Ajose hall at 4am and I missed my way, so I'm just watching you bath naked outside so my memory can come back  . Them supposed flog all those useless OAU school authorities for making students live in such horrible conditions in hostels. |
Education › Re: Oau : 10 Reasons Why Its Not The Best University by MMMscam: 11:35am On Feb 05, 2017 |
MrAwePresident: 5.OAU is a Cheap University is an illusion
School fees is cheap but housing is extremely expensive Cost of housing is averagely about 5 times the cost of school fees
Sometimes cheap things can be bad things You get into your lab ready for practical and they tell you one thing or two have finished and thus no practicals or you raise money amongst yourselves to get the reageant.
As A social entrepreneur it can be depressing The students here have a mentality of either cheap or free ,that's why the social life is dead. If an enterprising student wishes to bring an entertainer like Olamide, he must be wise about the timing. Many times have come when organizers clash with students because of price, the students organise themselves to forcefully enter your shows without paying a dime samething happens when you organise parties. OAU housing is costly  . Maybe you drank too much beer and you don't know what you're saying again. Spent 4 years in that school, and I lived at the quarters all through, road 7C House **. It cost me about 25K per year and living in quarters was way expensive than hostel. No diss intended but the "poor boys" lived in hostels (angola, faj, awo etc), but the "privileged" ones lived at quarters or town - and even that was relatively cheap. As in like, my friend back then around 2001 was living in town around Ede road in a very huge 3 bedroom apartment and he paid 40K per year for it. That same type of apartment in lagos was around the range of 250K per annum back then, just so you know how hella cheap housing is at Ife town. So, regarding this point, you told a complete lie. As for school size, hell yeah, OAU is fuxking big mehn, but if you have a problem with that, then you must be one of those children that were still sucking their momma's breast up to SSS3. Sure thing it was kinda stressful sometimes walking huge distances in the boiling sun between lecture halls for the next classes but overtime you get used to it, and you're meant to get smarter and more organized to use the myriads of available shortcuts. Nobody said it's a must to walk on the pavements. Be innovative - roll over the damn grass mehn, hitchhike, take a bike...or jump in through the window of a hostel, like Mozambique or moremi. Naked girls shouting at you to get out can be a real motivation to get to where you're going quickly. So you see, getting around OAU campus makes you street smart. The school is like a military training ground - adapt or die, simple! Because there's one thing you can't take away from that school - everything is EXCESSIVE. School size? Excessive. Student population? Excessive. Crazy lecturers? Excessive. Academic excellence? Excessive. Weather (hot/cold)? Excessive. Strike? Excessive. Fine girls with big yansh? Excessive  ...etc! That's OAU in one word for you - EXCESSIVE! Okay, the strike thing is true. Nah unlee God noe hu take strike swear foh dem, azin Hoe ma gawd, iz jaz tew mush! Strike was like the answer to every problem. Prospective students, just know that strike can happen at anytime for any reason. Buca don reduce 20 naira beans from 200 grains to 198 grains...oya na...STRIKE. N50 bread is now N55 naira...STRIKE. VC Prof Makanjuola is more yellow than before...STRIKE. Unilag lecturers are driving Benz but we're driving Peugeot...STRIKE. We don't know what to do with ourselves...STRIKE. Everywhere is too peaceful...oya na, STRIKE. Every school in Nigeria must know we're still the masters of aluta...STRIKE. Because strike is our favorite hobby...STRIKE  OAU no dey tire for strike  . E dey always rotate from Student's Union to ASU, to NASU abi werin dem call themselves. But I don't know if that's still the case today sha. But whatever the case, overall, back then OAU was the best school ever in Nigeria. But now 2017, I guess it's debatable because of facilities mismanagement etc. Still, no matter what, one thing that is certain is that OAU will always rank among top-5 best universities in Nigeria, including private universities. They don't call it - Great Ife...great - for nothing!  |
Crime › Re: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by MMMscam: 1:34pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Mr man there's no need for panic, you already have what you need to apprehend the thief. Since this thief did ecommerce with your card, all you need is to trace the seller he paid for the goods and get the name and delivery address for the contact the goods will be delivered to. That's how to catch the thief. End of story. |
Nairaland General › Re: Celebration As MMM Begins To Make Participants Happy by MMMscam: 10:15am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Yes, my name is MMM and I just love scamming stupid people. I hope you have been matched to PH. If yes, pay up now so i can defraud you, or else i'll block your existing mavros. But if you have not been matched to PH, don't worry just wait for your turn on the line of those awaiting to be scammed, and i'll scam you soon. If you are still waiting to GH, keep waiting until you die, but you must continue to PH and keep waiting to GH forever. Thanks for your cooperation. MMM, together are changing the world by making you poorer. Long live MMM, the king of scam. |
Family › Re: My Wife Is Stubborn. by MMMscam: 9:50pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Flyingngel: Pls i will make this very brief. Since when i got married to my wife i have tried to be helpful in the home front but it seem she want to capitalize on that.
She has been doing these many times and i overlook, yesterday own got me mad which i begin thinking if marrying is bad. I came back frm work and she ask me to help her with our baby which i did; but when she came she now told me that i am going to cook the soup, which i told her it has been long i did that rather she can tell what what do - like preparing the ingredients then she will cook. Pls note i wake up everyday by 5am wash d plate, sweep the house and d outside even wash her cloth anything she can't. Yesterday she said if i don't cook which i stood my ground, then we are going to sleep empty stomach and that was what she did. My people pls is there any wrong i have done. I am a faithful husband, i assist her in anyway i can but she alway want me to submit to everything she says. Pls help me with ur opinion because i am weak.
Modified: to those that says am lying, well it is up to you to believe but i need ur opinion. I seldom post since 2012 i registered officially here.
If u are not married, pls pray to whatever God that u serve to give u a woman that understand and respect u no matter the circumstances. In your house, is the woman the husband and the man the wife; or did you marry your mother? Ayam nuh understanding dith story. |
Politics › Re: See Photo Of Nigerian Fighter Jet In Action At Gambian Airport As Barrow Lands by MMMscam: 7:30pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
richeeyo: I am not surprised to see many kids are on naira land thus days, saying all types of nonsense, Nigeria is supposed to be the millitary might of West Africa as a whole, which they have not been acting as one. Now that the millitary and Navy are showing their millitary capabilities on a world stage which will technically be a good reputation on the country in every aspect even economically , no body brings in billions of dollars into a country with weak millitary force. And most people are here saying trash #Thinkpositive And nobody keeps its billion-dollar investments in a country without electricity. Abi is it military might that will power their equipments? #faceReality |
Politics › Re: See Photo Of Nigerian Fighter Jet In Action At Gambian Airport As Barrow Lands by MMMscam: 7:24pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
zoba88: Below is a photo of Nigerian fighter jet flying over Gambia airport as President Barrow's aircraft lands.
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Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/nigerian-fighter-jet-flying-over-gambia.html?m=1 i hope that fighter jet won't accidentally drop 3 bombs on Barrow's head like they did with the IDP camp in Maiduguri. Because it seems like that jet's windshield is so tinted black that the pilot can't see during day time sef, sote everynody cum resembke boko haram for hin ice. |
Celebrities › Re: Waje: I Could Have Become A Prostitute by MMMscam: 11:23am On Jan 26, 2017 |
Her point is, Now she gets to fxck senators and co. for national cake. Moral of her story, be a rich hoe  |
Nairaland General › Is This The Most "Expensive" Bed In The World? by MMMscam(op): 5:52pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
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