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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photos Of Police Officers Caught Sleeping On Duty by mobf: 12:15am On Dec 10, 2014
Ilekeh:
There's nothing hilarious about paid civil workers sleeping on duty when they should be protecting citizens.

I'd be worried.



The Only sensible post here.
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by mobf: 8:01am On Jun 03, 2013
It's the city of angels and constant danger..
To live n die in L.A_ tupac
Sports / Re: Watching Live Matches At Home Or At Viewing Centres by mobf: 6:37pm On May 19, 2013
Depends on the setting..if I've got the boys over and there's booze to go with, Kool if not..I head out to "11.59"
Jokes Etc / Re: call yourself bastaad by mobf: 6:31pm On May 19, 2013
Bastard! "Oh useless son, you put them to sleep with your useless* joke*..I'll bring out koboko.."

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Celebrities / Re: 15 things You Didnt Know About Mrs Jonathan. by mobf: 6:59am On Apr 09, 2013
Loooool @ no 8. Heavy lie jooor
...Plus rumour has it she aint the only wife he got lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I Have A Crush On Mr Cork by mobf: 6:53am On Apr 09, 2013
grin grin. No ofeinses
Phones / Re: Mtn Bis Bundle Is Now 350mb For 1500 Bbc by mobf: 10:40pm On Apr 02, 2013
Fvckin' morerros! 1500 for 350MB!! grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Remember Any Of These???:d by mobf: 4:54pm On Apr 02, 2013
The "Bird" had this really funny ringtone..then the Triumphs made matters worse. We used the Sagem My x7 for effizy back then coz of it's camera quality. A friend of mine bought a used "blue face" then for about 15 grand I remember he had three spare batteries! He had to flip it because one day just outside our departmental building he was pressing the buttons ( doing nothing really) and then this really hot babe pulls out the bigger one . A samsung Tru I. U go fear locking up now. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mobf: 4:29pm On Apr 02, 2013
grin
33117:
Wow!with questions like dat, I would have to promote you from low IQ to retard yay!grin

..You still haven't answered the question



henryskywalker2003:



Quite the contrary, one needs a higher IQ than the average to appreciate the new bond movie. It departs from the norm you've come to expect from bond, ie lots of shooting scenes, car chases, extravangant display of gadgets etc, and instead actually made a movie that you actually need to sit down and listen to the dialog to appreciate it. In my opinion, I think the movie was great because it showed bond in a different light. It used to be Bond that took the fight to the villain and not the reverse. Heck, even 006 went rogue, he never brought the fight to Bond. But this dude is crazy, he acutually came personally to take out M, not sending goons to do the job. He planned everything out like a master tactician and he kinda looks like The Joker with Oedipus complex. Then Judi Dench's portrayal of M is the best so far. This is the 1st time an M is actually acting like a real Head of Department and not a figurehead. She not only takes the toughest decisions but she also defended her actions admirably. I think one can liken her to Dumbledore in Harry Potter especially in part 4 when he had to answer a public enquiry. Then come in the Quatermaster, another deviation from the norm. This is kinda a nod @the current trend where younger people are leading the pack in technology. You can see this with his statement of doing damage from bed on his pyjamas but he also admits there are times when a trigger has to be pulled. The other Qs were just a Here-are-the-gadgets-bond-and-bring-them-back-in-one-piece kinda guy and once the gadgets switch hands, that's the end of their roles but this one's role was expanded due to the villain bringing the fight home and in fact, almost everybody had an active role to play and the movie for once didn't center on just one fellow shooting at people, and using gadgets but it actually is a movie that one can get to sit down and watch and appreciate all the major characters and not just the Main protagonist. So, ask yourself this, are you sure you aren't the one with the low IQ for not appreciating this movie?



Thank you very much.
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mobf: 4:19pm On Apr 02, 2013
Isn't it the same Casino Royale that everyone's raving on about that Bond typed a resignation letter to M 'cause he got whacked in his balls, got played by a two timing wh.ore? undecided maybe it was the chinese version i watched cheesy
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by mobf: 11:45am On Mar 31, 2013
masonkz:

Mr. Cork sweedy, pls come outta tha closet. wink

shocked G.a¥ Alert!
Forum Games / Re: Game: Guess The Real Name Of The Member Above! by mobf: 11:42am On Mar 31, 2013
^ cry grin grin grin

@ OP. Patricia
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mobf: 10:35pm On Mar 30, 2013
33117:
Its a skyfall forum mr low IQ middle age can't really move grin

Sigh...do you have a sex life?
undecided
Romance / Re: How To Make Your Girlfriend Love You For Life by mobf: 7:16pm On Mar 30, 2013
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Romance / Re: A Strand Of Female Hair Wrapped Around His Groin by mobf: 7:11pm On Mar 30, 2013
obowunmi: he didn't bath after a sexual act? gross!


Super gross! angry
Forum Games / Re: Game: Guess The Real Name Of The Member Above! by mobf: 2:35pm On Mar 30, 2013
daylae: Mobil undecided

grin mobil ko, Total ni
Forum Games / Re: Game: Guess The Real Name Of The Member Above! by mobf: 6:33pm On Mar 29, 2013
Somto' undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mobf: 1:33pm On Mar 28, 2013
33117:
grin well judging from the hint ☀̤̣̈̇f sarcasm, ℓ̊'ll take it U̶̲̥̅̊ rep the middle aged clan with low IQ. The movie sucks but ℓ̊ will b̶̲̥̅̊ξ fine :*

Low IQ eh? Not true. Can we move on from this. I'm tired already

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Sports / Re: Osaze Billed For A Super Eagles Return (possible Return Of The Prodigal Player) by mobf: 10:22am On Mar 28, 2013
Make hin go rest jare..if he wants to be Joey Barton he's got a lot to learn.
TV/Movies / Re: Skyfall Review - Jump In Wit Ur Opinions by mobf: 9:50am On Mar 28, 2013
33117:
Well first ☀̤̣̈̇f all,james bond movies are financially successful(look it up) secondly it wД§ james bond's golden jubilee which united fans both old and young around the world plus they also featured it i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ IMAX cinemas ☀̤̣̈̇f course it will make money. Finally ℓ̊ will eat ♍Ɣ words if you can tell м̣̣̥̇̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ what makes this movie ‎​Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋o good ℓ̊ will tell you why its not
1. Its unrealistic
2. Its boring
3. Its fake
4. It desperately lifts from movies e.g:batman,die hard 4, mission impossible,golden eye etc.
Now tell м̣̣̥̇̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ what I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̅ ‎​Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋o cool about dis movie if it I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̅ because M died or money penny and Q returned or because they showed shangai with a jelly fish design then sorry τ̲̅ȍ say but you are all *clear throat*grin




It's hard for a movie to have these flaws you listed above and still get critical acclaim. You do not like the movie and it's your opinion, but it's obvious you are in the minority. You try too hard and come up with "your views" to prove your point. You should write to the producers of the franchise so it never happens again grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of Soldiers At The Camp by mobf: 6:47pm On Mar 27, 2013
You entered depot, brought out your phone and took this pic of soldiers being drilled..Do you think we are learners?
Celebrities / Re: ''I Have Been Beaten, Maltreated And Violated'' - Waje by mobf: 6:44pm On Mar 27, 2013
Way to go!
Forum Games / Re: I Have The Lowest Nos Of Bbm Contacts In The Whole World.(pic Inside) by mobf: 6:42pm On Mar 27, 2013
Segun agagu: Let's see urs. Let d competition begin..

A Simpleton. Smh
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by mobf: 6:35pm On Mar 27, 2013
Rick Ross _ Mafia music

Martin had a dream, Bob got high
I still do both but somehow I got by... grin
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mobf: 5:25pm On Mar 27, 2013
33117:
If i hear na only small children , old timers and middle aged people with low IQ wey fit like dat kind film


Yeah right. I guess I'm 52 then.. Unfortunately you can't get your money back. . This fim pain you reach bone sha. No die oo
TV/Movies / Re: Skyfall Review - Jump In Wit Ur Opinions by mobf: 10:37am On Mar 27, 2013
Skyfall sucked..was a success. And some of us loved it grin
TV/Movies / Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by mobf: 3:18pm On Mar 26, 2013
Bawss1: ^
The disappointment was massive if you ask me. To me the movie was over-hyped and boring to death. Anyways the have made their millions so that's what is important to them.

Yep. They made their millions and some of us enjoyed the movie grin
Romance / Re: Where Did I Go Wrong Here?- A True Life Story by mobf: 9:45am On Mar 26, 2013
she probably thought you were G.A¥.

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Celebrities / Re: Mikel Obi Set To Wed Delta Soap Beauty Queen, Sandra Okagbue by mobf: 12:39pm On Mar 25, 2013
angry grin grin



Mr..Cork:
True...Mishell Obi waz at my place yestaday...he confirmed itangry

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