₦airaland Forum

zolzlolz:
Uuuuuuuuuum nooooooo! This what actually happened:
Two Nigerian female students are conducting research for their sociology thesis, in the 'poorer' parts of London. Hesitantly, they enter dilapidated diner next to some run down public toilets home to rats, crackheads and every Tom, D1ck and Harriet's expelled MacDonalds, FROM THE WEEK BEFORE, still in the toilets, on the floor and on the walls, EEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Unfortunately, the Nigerian students can smell the scene in the toilets, as they are seated by the window of the diner. The smell from the neighbouring toilets, however, cannot beat the smell of the diner; sweat, recycled oil(THEY FRY EVERYTHING HERE), baby poo and baby vomit(the Nigerian students notice that the London mothers from this part of town change their babies on the dining tables). Enter an  midget Granpapa Cork with his White Cindy and her 5 children in tow. They have 3 different fathers, all Naija 'deadbeats' hustlers. Cindy's hair is thinning. Welfare for 5 kids isn't enough, so it's the stress. It's also because of the chain smoking and bad nutrition(all her food is fried). Imagine what her skin looks like. Cindy is ugly, because of lifestyle. That can't be said of her  Grandpapa Cork. Unfortunately he is naturally ugly. They order spagetti and mince meat(HA!). Grandpapa Cork has never used knife and fork or a spoon, so he spills bits of pasta on himself. He is also talks with his mouth full, he spits his way through a meal(providing unpleasant audio and visuals for the Nigerian students). Disguisted, the Nigerian students leave.

freecocoa:
I won't mind an essay sha,answer the other questions na.

25omega:
this should probably have been your initial write up.
as for the bold part you already made your decision so now the question is how long ago did she leave you and will you take her back when she comes crying to you?

born2fuck:
Kitty girls club

tellwisdom:
Text msges . cos they feel im too big fr a gift

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I know! I loved it. From the arthouse poster to soundtrack.
Totally awesome. A character movie. I loved the dichotomy of his soft spoken voice to the rage in him.

Haven't seen The Believer but i'm gonna go find it. [/color]

ThiefOfHearts:
Have you seen Drive, iice?

Awesome movie. I liked Ides of March as well


Ive liked Gosling since I first saw him in "The Believer"

proudly9ja:
Merry Christmas to you all!

Christmas message from former Gunners Captain, Cesc Fabregas

"If I have to leave Barcelona, I will go back to Arsenal - I would like to,"

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3277/la-liga/2011/12/25/2817626/cesc-fabregas-if-i-have-to-leave-barcelona-i-will-go-back-to

Ho! Ho! Ho!

mukina2:
Tevez bad apple God Forbid badt thing!

I believe Titi still has it in him and its for the club he loves, so he will give it his all ,if indeed its true.

it is well:
I practically walk with my eyes closed these days. Even for my office self.

190_@:
^close your eye waka enter front of DANGOTE TRAILER na

Na u holy pass

mamita86:
Send me mail , (mamitaabdiwahid86@yahoo.in)

Hello,

Am Miss Mamita, I saw your profile and became interested in you and it gives me a great happiness to write you after viewing your profile. which really interest me to have talk with you, because you are such a partner i need in my life and i really need to speak with you, i will be interested in us being close friends or partners, reply to my email address (mamitaabdiwahid86@yahoo.in) so that i can send you some of my pictures of me and tell you more about me. OKAY. Bye.


Send me mail , (mamitaabdiwahid86@yahoo.in)

Urs Mamita

hbrednic:
Nigerians can eat poo,thats why most of you are very short.

Igwe419:
Freecocoa more to the fact that you speak like you are hot, when you are one of the ugliest creatures here, you look like a chimpanzee (No offense to primates), this is what you resemble

https://www.davidicke.com/images/stories/July20117/planet_of_the_apes-11393.jpg


You are so ugly NL was offline for 20 minutes and Seun had to ask you to remove your picture abi?





Igwe H.S.O.F.N