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GTA V beats it.

What a fucking pointless thread.

GTA V

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-789652.0.html

http://rockstargames.com

https://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/oct2011/3/4/grand-theft-auto-v-five-696388675.jpg



Trailer drops 2nd November

https://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg181/Ja750/gtav/five1.gif

Greatness, gentlemen, greatness.


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Siri is great.

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LMAO.

[size=16pt]Cork and Bull story!![/size]


And even if this is real [size=16pt]You sir are a phaggot for even considering it, and for coming online to seek for help[/size]

Opera > Chrome > Firefox > Safari > Maxthon> IE

At @OP are you talking reversing words or just the entire paragraph?

If its the entire paragraph all you need is just to call the String.reverse method

mikuz:
*Comments reserved*

AQ is w**k ^^^

@OP

PleaseDie("cyclops4real"; 

Inked_Nerd:

I still take offense to such things. If someone comes here making stereotypical comments about Nigerian men, most likely people wouldn't like it. I really don't get why some people here defend generalizations like that.

Ok. Carry On.

My man Tex copped this?

Props Texazzpete!!!


Epic. Super man.

LMAO. Its obvious that guy is sexkillz

mikaelocee@gmail.com

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-787718.0.html#msg9400893

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Yes! I can empathize with your situation! I've been in a similar condition! Not once nor twice! I lost a close friend in 2000, lost my first ever best friend in 2002(Haven't replaced him yet) And i lost my Grand dad exactly 2 months ago!
Her name was Chinyere! She was in my class in Jss! We were very close. We came from the same tribe, looked alike facially and we shared skin color as well. Classmates thought we were twins! Long story short, she lost her life after a heavy downpour on her way to school, she fell in to a gushing canal. Her body was never found! I stifle tears anytime i remember her, and even as i write this  a teardrop just fell on my laptop! It's not easy losing someone you love to death, bearing in mind that you may never see them again! Time may only heal the wound. But the scar will always be there! if i ever tell you that you'll forget the pain of losing your mom, am a hypocritical liar! It's been  12 years i lost Chinyere, i think of her everyday and i still cry for her when i'm overwhelmed! I dont wanna tell the story of my best friend! I was so hurt, i couldnt attend his burial! My granddad is yet to be buried!. . .#My Story

It seems so unfair that death should have the power to take away someone you love. And when it happens, the thought of never again being able to talk to, laugh with, or hold your loved one can be most difficult to bear.
Dont be embarrassed show your feelings, cry when you feel like crying! Damn it dude, she was your mom! Stifling tears or trying to act macho isnt the way to go! If you dont feel comfortable crying in the presence of other people, find a room all alone and cry out your heart! Crying actually makes you feel better. Even Jesus WEPT! . . .

Send me a mail, on how to receive a book that helped me deal with my losses! FOC! mikaelocee@gmail.com
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[size=16pt]Please Kill Yourself.[/size]

mikuz:
@dunk
wtf??
Phonies creepin and crawlin without spines/
Double jeopardy you get blinded and outshined/
I burn mics leave nothin buh charred outlines/
The last time I was outrhymed/ I was about nine/
No five/ plank a bee hive/
Better yet strap weights on deep sea dive/ - MODE NINE

That's the rhyme structure,hommie
I wonder how 'nine' and 'hive' rhyme
Modenine lyrics no be wizkid own so quit listening to raps that are over ya head!

Nah you're the one who should stop listening, bitchh-ass.

He said

The last time I was outrhymed/ I was about nine/ No five/

They were on one bar.

@OP

Nah, on the real, the signs don't show until like 2-3 months after.

Its possible you've contracted another form of venereal disease from that britch that is manifesting itself early enough to freak you out.

OR

Maybe, she really has AIDS, and other forms of venereal diseases (all in one), Jesus. What have you done? Why did you have sex with a slut?

OR

My God. Why did you do it? Couldn't you have just masturbated?

OR

My God? Why Why Why? See what you've done to yourself?

@OP

[size=16pt]You have AIDS.[/size]

Here's this song celebrating your contraction of AIDS.

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sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]SMH! So classroom means secondary school? I laugh in Naira! What about the universities? Where do you go for classes? Did i hear you say you go to receive classes in a lecture room? SMH again! How about master degree students? They receive classes in a masters room? Huh? What a pitiable lopsided thought!. . . Did he tell you his age, before you compartmentalized him to be in Senior high School? Before you responded and marginalized his age to be infinitesimal, to understand what love is? What if he is your age mate or a Master Degree Student, or a Professional student? Duh! You didn't think of that, did you?

Op!
I wont date someone in my classroom! Simply because she'll be the number one cause of distraction to me when she's in class! i'd rather we remain friends! But if she is in another class of the same school, then. . . [/size][/color]

Dude, shut the phuck up. You went on about 11 sentences of irrelevant thrash. Have you really seen the font and colours you type with?

You're probably a phaggot that's why sexkillz you.

Inked_Nerd:
@OP:[/b]Bullshit advice. I don't even look at any of those things.

1) I could care less if a guy has a car. Having legs is good enough for me.

2) I don't needs some guy's money! I have my own

3) Although I do appreciate a man who takes the time to look good, I wouldn't say that it is a deciding factor/necessity for me to talk to a guy.

4) DON'T lie to me! I hate lying men!

He's talking about the [b]typical Nigerian girl, the types in the University. He's not talking about people like you.

If anything, his advice is really appropriate.

Ileke-IdI:
I'm not.

So many unsuccessful marriages nowadays. Better a less committed relationship.

PLEASE I BEG YOU DON'T!!



You would probably get divorced after 6 months anyway, after he sees you becoming fatter than you[b] already are[/b], plus that your nasty attitude. You never even stood a chance.

LMAO. How is putting it up online going to help you??

Props Ritchboy.


@Mukina

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Moderator: kosovo

Kosovo is still mod of the child-board. Hand that over to Ritch-Boy.

Bulldog:
gta 4. a mess from rockstar and ghost recon2 isn't even good. they traded creativity for graphics

dunkmachin:
pause guys,  give it a better listen. Mode 9 said; "The Last Time I was Outrhymed was when I was about nine, no, five" Bet you never spotted that.

Props

I just hope[i] Ileke-Idi[/i] doesn't render an opinion on this subject.

MRbrownJAY:
so there were still together?! really?! i thought they "splitted" about 10yrs ago, lol!
btw notice how they have also announced a new GREATEST HITS ALBUM and a TOUR for 2012. nice marketing tricks!

There's no such thing as "splitted". Split is both the present and past participle.