₦airaland Forum

jennykadry:
You spoke to her husband? why you no dey mind your business?

Don't mind her

deniyor:
Walk up to any girl you see and say "Lets go f#$K". 9 out of ten will slap you or insult you but 1 in 10 will say "okay lets do it. My place or yours"

WRONG! 6 out of 10 would slap you.

Tell her this while keeping a straight face, no smiles.

excuse me, your fine, I want you to be my girlfriend.

If she's not a b!tch she'll answer you properly and politely.

He rained abuses? He doesn't like you run away.
Why are you not searching?

Don't mind them itches

Unmarried non Virgin = LovePeddler

What is wrong with this biatch sef? She is married and she's talking sh!t about marriage? Does that make sense? You are a phucking hypocrite!
Why did you get married if you are against it? Why are you not single? Ridiculous!
If there's any single lady following her to write sh!t then I'm sorry for you.

na i knew canibitch lol way back in 02 never took him seriously.

wesley80:
The very shallow dream of Clowns. This is more like campaigning for Ralph Nader in the US! Permit me to announce the result; U came 6th. My advice; Go work your magic in Delta State, pls remember to tell them who u r b4 picking the ticket cos I doubt anyone knows u outside Ibusa.

What is Ibusa you incorrigible dolt? When literates are talking, I don't expect someone with a water-filled brain to speak. Sell your soul to pdp.

wesley80:
The very shallow dream of Clowns. This is more like campaigning for Ralph Nader in the US! Permit me to announce the result; U came 6th. My advice; Go work your magic in Delta State, pls remember to tell them who u r b4 picking the ticket cos I doubt anyone knows u outside Ibusa.

You are a redundant fool.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=602156.msg7699518#msg7699518 date=1297274983]Marriage should improve the human species, becoming a barrier against vice, a protection to woman, strength to man, and a centre for the affections.

Marriage should signify a union of hearts

Union of the masculine and feminine qualities constitutes completeness. The masculine mind reaches a higher tone through certain elements of the feminine, while the feminine mind gains courage and strength through masculine qualities. These different elements conjoin naturally with each other, and their true harmony is in spiritual oneness. Both sexes should be loving, pure, tender, and strong. The attraction between native qualities will be perpetual only as it is pure and true, bringing sweet seasons of renewal like the returning spring.

Jealousy is the grave of affection. The presence of mistrust, where confidence is due, withers the flowers of Eden and scatters love's petals to decay. Be not in haste to take the vow "until death do us part." Consider its obligations, its responsibilities, its relations to your growth and to your influence on other lives

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Don't mind the evil https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Angels_and_Demons/devil-0060.gif woman sandraa

Women are jealous of themselves men aren't, except the extremely bitchy ones.

smh. Carry your feminine wahala commot jor, there's a match going on. Goodluck with your husband

[quote author=Βουκέφαλος link=topic=600109.msg7700442#msg7700442 date=1297282701]tribalism everywhere on nairaland, even on a football thread,

SHAME[/quote]Its fstranger. For the sake of the Yoruba peeps on this thread I won't attack him.

harakiri:
@Abekeade08. . . Trust me, i love women (especially the tall fair ones with thick hips and mind renderiny yansh) but i am a blunt straight forward person when it comes to discussing issues. My points might come off as being brute and harsh but that's how truth is. . .it comes out cold. I mentioned Seal becoz whether he's still putting out hits or not, he remains a celebrity and he was hot when they married. Posh was hot when she married Beckham and from what i gather, was more influential than him at the time. My point is, these women wouldn't have cast a second glance at these guys if they were struggling-dead beat-nobodies. U sef know as e dey go na. . .lol

I noticed it bro. Wickid Mon!!  

fstranger3:
Too many Ibos and very little Yorubas in the national team

Something needs to be done about that!

Guy abeg nor be for here  

[quote author=rita@NL link=topic=600027.msg7699990#msg7699990 date=1297278450]So you will divorce a woman you just got married too and the marriage is not even up to 6mths? you will divorce a woman becos she wants you to improve yourself academically so that you can fit into another enivorment ? You will divorce a woman becos she doesnt want you to earn below want you earn where you are coming from cos it might shatter your ego as a man knowing you cant provide for your family like you would want to?

Now listen very good ! GBOGBO OBINRIN TO WAN NI FAMILY E NI AJA ![/quote]It seems you are the lady herself. Selfish Woman why did you get married to him in the first place you bitch?

He is the man, and I fully endorse him.
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Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

1 - He's on the PDP train - A party that robbed Nigeria of their rights for 11 years and counting. A party of thugs and criminals.
2 - He speaks poo way too much. - [list]
[li] When the nation gets attacked he tells Nigerians to PRAY THE TERRORISTS CONFESS? Is that what you want from a president ?[/li]
[li]He calls his political opponents (non- PDP) rascals. Including Fashola, a man who has brought revolutionary changes to Lasgidi?[/li][/list]
3 - https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Transports/elephant-027.gif He has been endorsed by Looter - in - Chief (OBJ), to support the looting.
4 - He is a puppet to the westerners. USA and England. We don't need such, we need someone who is resistant to western pressures like Gbagbo, and not people like the Swedish government who cringe when the US whistles.
5 - A liar who deceives weak minded citizens on facebook.   


Need I say more? He is unfit to carry Nigerians.


Buhari
1 - An Islamic zealot, a radical, pro-Sharia. We don't need such men like  Ayotallah Buhari. https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Unhappy/bomb-034.gif
2 - A man whose party picked the late ABACHA's son as flagbearer?    Shocking!
3 - Politics + Religion = Extreme Radicalism like Sharia. They should never go together. https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Transports/f-16-021.gif

A grey-headed matabele like Buhari should be in  the arms of his 7th wife and not in the CPC offices.


Nuhu Ribadu
1 - Has no political qualification. He's a novice. He is inexperienced.
2 - He indicted  Johnny's Dame of money laundering in '06 only to come back in '10 and binch about it. https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Thinking/thinking-020.gif
Link :: http://www.transparencyng.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2208:2011i-will-take-corrupt-politicians-money-for-my-campaign-ribaduclears-mrs-jonathan-of-corruption-charges&catid=67:politics&Itemid=151
3 - He prosecuted the likes of Alams but could not indict  the Commander-in-Thief and his close allies?
4 - A puppet like Johnny to Westerners.
5 - Politically weak.
He should get rid of his fantasies, or learn how to do the business.






Pat Utomi -  Vote Pat SDMP

Pat Utomi is a fellow of the Institute of Management Consultants of Nigeria and a Senior Faculty of the Lagos Business School -Pan African University, he is Director of The Centre For Applied Economics at the Lagos Business School.  He has served in Senior positions in government, as an Adviser to the President of Nigeria; the Private Sector, as Chief Operating Officer for Volkswagen of Nigeria, and in academia.  He is the author of several Management and Public Policy books including the Award Winning Managing Uncertainty: Competition and Strategy in Emerging Economies. His academic background covers a range from Policy Economics, Business Administration, and Political Science to Mass Communication.  As an entrepreneur he has founded or co-founded companies that are active in fields including financial services, ICT, and media.

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Pat Utomi, a professor of political economy and management expert is a Nigerian entrepreneur whose ultimate goal is to positively affect humanity.

Born in Kaduna on February 6, 1956, Utomi hails from Ibussa in Delta State. He had his primary education at St Thomas School, Kano, 1960-62 and Our Lady of Fatima School, Gusau, 1962-1966. He later proceeded to the prestigious Christ the King College, Onitsha, for his post-primary education and finished up at Loyola College, Ibadan in 1971.

Utomi had his first degree in mass communications at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN. He also holds MA, MPA, and Ph.D in political economy.

He was director of research and corporate affairs, News Training Consultancy, Lagos; chairman/chief executive officer, Patike Communications Limited. In 1982, he was appointed special assistant to President Shehu Shagari. Following the demise of the Second Republic, he became chairman/chief executive officer, Utomapp Holdings Limited, 1984-86, and assistant general manager, corporate affairs, Volkswagen of Nigeria Limited, Lagos, 1983-93.

Utomi co-founded the Lagos Business School, now Pan African University in 1994 with the Opus Dei, a Catholic religious group. He was scholar-in-residence, American University, Washington DC, USA, 1996 and research associate, the Harvard Business School, Boston, Massachusetts, USA, 1996.

He also belongs to many professional bodies. He is a member, Nigerian Institute of Public Relations, NIPR, Institute of Directors, IOD, Nigerian Economic Summit Group and Nigerian Economic Society.

He coordinated the establishment of several civil society groups on good governance and accountability such as Transparency in Nigeria,The Centre for Values in Leadership, The Concerned Professionals, and the Restoration Group. In the business sphere, Utomi is the vice-chairman, Platinium–Habib Bank. He is an accomplished columnist, and chairman, BusinessDay Media Limited and creator of Patito’s Gang, a television talk show. Utomi has published several books on political economy and management.

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harakiri:
Like the old song says "ain't no romance without finance". I know many ladies will deny this till hell freezes over but the truth is they don't do the big nasty 4 nothing. Its up for sale for the highest bidder to hump. That's why Beyouce sang large volumes of songs dedicated to camel-faced Jay-Z. Would that happen if he was a local DJ? Do u think Posh from Spice Girls married David Beckham for his looks? Would she have gone on a date with him if he was a talentless player on constant "bench duty" in a dead beat division 2 club? Would Heidi Plum have married that ghastly-scar faced Seal if he was a butler rather than a successful singer? Get real people. Love is a superficial illusion that is PAID for! All dem ladies selling they pus pus. End of!

Gbam

sexxxxy:

Glad you enjoyed it sweets :*  

chic2pimp:
Is that even up for debate?

Lol. I just don't want the soft single ladies to take her serious.

sandraa:
Well am very well not unhooked
who ever marries your scrub backside is such a 'pls am a zombie waiting  to die'
silly assfreaking asshole!!!,   

in a nut shelll u don buy market from my hand!!!!


What makes you sorry backside Elebi guys beg us to marry you?? eh?
check out the world women are so not into all dis marrying thingy anymore cos they ve seen the big picture ( they r d ones giving not receiving dumb backside)
so if you think your chic is actually marrying for love or cos she really wants to be married pls bro think again ( she is doing it for the peer pressure not cos she wants it)
Goat!!!!

passer by, i was actually talking to assholes like you!!

You are married you say? Then you are EVIL, what's the bad advice for? or is your husband that horrible? You're the same woman that'll run to Nairaland to start complaining and seeking for advice when he starts getting tired of your soup. You are a bad woman.
Single ladies please don't take her serious.
By the way its evening get your lazy ass to the kitchen and cook for your husband, dinner aint gon cook itself.

Lmao haters. I have 63 thousand searches, no external pages, just me

I'd have divorced her long ago. What an absolute biyatch.

The OP is either a 30 year old unmarried lady just venting out her anger due to her inability to get hooked

OR

She's a plain biyatch who is married to a sucker and wants to give the young unmarried girls bad advice.

In both ways, you are ridiculous.

We are doing you girls favours by getting married to ya'll, with the bondage you keep us in. We swear to eat one particular soup for the rest of our lives and you are here bitching about it.
I know 95% of dudes would prefer staying on their own, only parents esp mothers wouldn't let up be.

@op
Soo, how's it been?
At this point are there still any threads left on the tires or would it be like throwing a sausage down a hallway?

Abekeade08:
^^^^Wacky, how is she complaining about him?? she is asking our opinion and she is well within her rights to do so.

@Poster, If you don't have healthy communication with this man, I don't see how it can work. Move on to better things

Massive pimples

tboy1:
Really?

1 - The original song is wack and this remix is worse
2 - There is nothing spectacular about the video
3 - Snoop is washed up i.e give snoop a couple of thousand dollars & he will feature with pasuma/obesere, sh!!!!t throw in a couple more dollars and he will sing fuji better than them

So phucking what? People appreciate it here, if you don't go shove cyanide down your throat.

googles:


dude seriously ? so if hez not boring then he fights teakwondo innit ?

there is a clear difference between someone dat is not boring and a lousy guy

@OP Make a decision you wouldn't regret https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Disgusting/fart-in-bed.gif

chic2pimp:
I don't even think she carried out the Test Drive before marriage because if she did she definitely would not have married him

Spot On. She probably regrets.

@Topic

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Love is Blind