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I thought a brochure is sold with the JAMB form. Tell him to use the brochure to avoid stories that touch.

temi4fash:
You made very much sense.....

Thumbs up bro...

Let hear about the FB format...

Would have loved to. But it is not a one-way stuff. I will need to write a detailed article since my responses are usually dependent on the lady's response. And I do'n't think I want to type something that long.

Rubbiish:
Who do u blame for the bold?
Man have always been a slave to sex, it is natural
Go to a thread in sexuality section called ashewo beer palour
With the high rate of patronage brothel gets from men, you should know sex is a weak point for major men. So ladies thinking men want sex, i dont think they are wrong, because that is what most men want. Go to our universities & see how old lecturers are f00ling themselves because of sex. How many female lecturers have u seen harrassing students for sex?

Saying u won't ask a girl out is like saying u won't propose, it is childish & for players, & so it shouldn't be a norm u must follow. I pressume u are still young, when u wanna settle down, u come across a girl u like & u wanna wife her. How do u define such relationship if u don't ask her out? You think u have the right to query a girl if she cheats on u & u haven't asked her out? It will just seem as if u guys are running a relationship based on FWB. You ask a girl out to define relationship, just the way people propose. But if u are a kid & still honning your skills on women, u don't need it. Mind u this thread is for weakling & kids, so u don't grow up & start acting everything u read here. It is just to boost their confidence & change their fearful view of women. Some of the approach recommended here should be temporary & should be discarded as soon as u become firm & decisive.

I've been following the asewo thread for almost three years -- followed it from the old thread to the new one. I saw it evolve from just sharing contacts and sexacapades to more sensible discussions (even though numbers and sexacapades are still shared), HIV awareness and the likes. In fact, at this moment, they're debating over whether pussy is gold.

That said, regarding the first bolded: it isn't that you won't ask the lady out. You'll ask her out but not directly or immediately. You see, regarding those two ladies I talked about earlier, I left one part out. The first one that told me she was thinking about my proposal (after accepting), told me something when I reminded her that she had earlier accepted. She said "Hope you know you are not the only one asking?"

That line is true with most ladies. In today's society, even the ugly ones get hit on several times a day. Now imagine how many times the semi-beautiful ones get hit on. Not to talk of the beautiful ones. In fact, there are some categories of ladies that these drills won't work on, no matter how you do it. One of this category of ladies are the slay queens. I mean, the real and hardened slay queens, not the 500 naira tight wearing broke girls claiming slay queens these days.

Most ladies are used to hearing the same thing. "Tell me about yourself," "have you eaten," "I love you," "I see my children in you," "Can you be my gf," "Can I get your number," Let me introduce myself to you" and so on that they have gotten tired. And since they know the guy would almost always toast them, they immediately build their defences. The whole agenda is how to break this defence by being different.

In fact, I have a strategy that I use to chat ladies up on Facebook and get their numbers in ten minutes or less (if they're quick in replying) and it works 85% of the time. The 15% it doesn't work on are not slay queens. They are not even usually as pretty as the other ones that give me their number, yet, it doesn't just work. Funny enough, three still initiate chats with me on Facebook. Yet, they refused to give me their number. I too have a policy of not asking more than twice. I have asked two for their numbers once and one for her number twice.

I don't follow that useless strategy that most guys use. They say "hi," she replies, then they ask whether she has eaten. Thereafter, they tell her to tell them about herself. Ladies black out from these kind of chats and I would too if I were a lady. I used to follow the same strategy too and it rarely worked. The few that gave me their numbers started asking for recharge card after few days.

The major idea of this thread is "how not to give a lady the upper hand (your balls) in a relationship." You as the man should call the shots and not the lady. The moment she starts calling the shots, you'll run into problems. I allowed those two ladies call the shot for sometime and I ultimately regretted. I just did not allow them punch me into the maga zone. The one that told me she was still thinking about my proposal was even telling me to take her to "Dominos."

Another night, I called her and she started talking to me rudely. I hurriedly cut the call and didn't call or chat with her for some days. She later chatted me up and apologized. The first thing she asks me whenever I call is why I haven't been calling -- irrespective of when the last time I called her. I always ask her why she herself doesn't call and she says she doesn't have airtime. I tell her I don't have airtime either and our discussion proceeds from there.

At that point, most guys would have apologized and promise to call regularly or even everyday. I didn't. Had I done that, I would have given her the upper hand in the relationship.

The bottom line is: a man will definitely ask a lady out. But don't make it too conspicuous else she might start misbehaving. Don't make her think you need her more than she needs you. Don't make her think you're after the sex either.

Again, you should know that there are some alpha females out there. One of my female friends and ex-crush posted something on her WhatsApp status the other day. She wrote "Whenever a guy tells me I'm beautiful, I tell him that is an insult to my intelligence." Before that,
she written the name of her friend who taught her to always use that line to throw guys off balance. And truly, most guys would be thrown off balance, since they will never expect such from a lady.

That said, regarding the second bolded, Harddon (the OP) already stated that in the first page. To quote him, he said:

Sequel to wack threads such as this https://www.nairaland.com/2564661/15-sure-ways-live-happily and many others, I have decided to take the pain of Schooling the weak minded, friendzoned, balless, gameless, Wussbags out there, some of the ropes u must adorn in d WEB world of women. because itz a web, So many have been blindfolded by its threads, so many entangled, so many suffocating begging for but a single sip of breath, [b]so many deballed, deballed [/b]n death is inevitable ( of what use is man without some balls?)

This thread was created for weaklings in mind. But at the same time, those who want to improve on their game or change/adjust their strategies will find it useful.

trustyshoess:
The amount of time spent doing all this couldn't have been spent on something better? I mean even if you're jobless, take a walk, clean your fridge, or just sleep. This is ridiculous

So you expect people to walk around aimlessly and clean a fridge for one year and ten months? Cos last time I checked, that's how long this thread has been around.

And coupled with that, it's got 347203 views and is 163 pages long. Common sense has it that it was able to survive that long because it's providing information people need.

That said, no one needs your negativity here woman. If you have nothing positive to contribute, keep quiet and stay neutral. Trolls like you belong to the trashcan. And as we all know, trash should be left for LAWMA.

Rubbiish:
I will have to disagree with harddon at the bold
There is absolutely nothing wrong in asking a girl out. Just that u shouldn't be desperate about it & u should be ready to accept whatever outcome.

There is everything wrong in asking a girl out. Nigerian ladies have this bizarre sense of entitlement.

They believe it is their right and your responsibility to provide them with airtime, money and whatever else they need.

And all you get back from them is sex. Sex is even reserved for the lucky ones cos they prefer making maga out of guys who show interest in them, even if they themselves are interested in the guy.

Let me share this story with you. It's about two ladies I met earlier this year. Both are my old schoolmates (sec school juniors).


Both added me on Facebook, chatted me up, added me on Whatsapp and gave me all sort of green lights.

But the day I asked them out turned out to be the worse thing I've done since I started following Hushpuppi on Instagram.

They started giving me attitude. One even changed her stance and said she was still thinking about my proposal. Mind you, this was after she had earlier accepted.

The second one once asked me for airtime. I didn't want to send it but she WhatsApped me the next morning asking "Where is my card?" As in, where is her card. Her papa keep money for my hand? I later sent the airtime (200 naira mtn) but started losing interest in her then.

I later dumped both ladies cos I could no longer tolerate their behavior. Even when they apologized, I never returned.

Again, mind you, I was never desperate with asking them out. I didn't even ask them out directly (i.e asking if they could be my gf). I asked them out once and they accepted that same once. Yet, all that crap still happened.

I haven't come across this thread as at then. But I was a boss man and never have them my balls although I sometimes lowered my boss man standards for them.

OP, are you clickbaiting?

And by the time things go down south, she'll start writing textbooks.

Enoma222:
my sister just decide to take some pic_base_on_same the nysc dey sweet am for body ....lol..

Congratulations to her in advance.

PS: She'll also needs to wear socks.

Airforce1:
See how neat and smart E-money security personnels look.

Hmmm

The billionaire beusiness man took to his social media page to share this photo with over 1million followers.


See photos below

News source
Airforce1.


Link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba4jaAtl9LV/

Guy, how far? The 50k never finish since all these days?

This fraudulent network that'll deduct one's airtime balance without warning?

In the past, when you called their customer care to report an illegal deduction, they'll tell you it was for a value added service you "subscribed" for and promise to return the money.

These days, they'll boldly tell you its for a browsing package you subscribed for (na lie o) and calmly tell you that it's not refundable.

Now, I'm even afraid of buying airtime on my phone.

Awon werey.

cheapgoal:
Lol. yu b certified Anamu.. ows that fake news and terrorist propaganda? tell educate me.. ah kuri

I would have really loved to educate you. Unfortunately, I have a strict policy of not replying stupid people more than twice a week, and as you can see, you have used up your quota for the week.

Hit me up in one week time and I might educate you if another stupid person has not used up that week's quota.

If she committed suicide because she got an E, what does she expect someone who got a F to do. Not to talk of someone who got an extra year because of that course.

By the way, I though the E grade was cancelled two years ago or thereabout. So how is it possible that she got an E?

The OP, Lightblazingnow, will say "yes" I ask him whether he believes he'll make heaven. The irony is that the people he's claiming will not make heaven also believe they'll make heaven.

There is a saying that only God knows the people serving him. This saying is true. For we humans, all we need to do is have a clean mind. And of course, be good.

cheapgoal:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4787406/isis-messi-neymar-world-cup/

The Sun is just a random tabliod too? .. yu need to visit a tattoo parlour and tell them to ink a brain on yur forehead

Save the tattoo for your head, man. You can also have the tattooist make another tattoo on your buttocks and a third down your anus cos it seems like you use it more than your head.

Leave trash for LAWMA. You are posting fake news and creating terrorist propaganda.

Lastly, it is tabloid and not talboid. "Your" is also spelled "your" and not "yur" and "you" is spelled "you" and not "yu." You don't put a full stop after a question mark and even if you're going to put it (which is wrong), it should be one and not two. Also, all sentences should end with a full stop.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(United_Kingdom)

Nairaland seriously needs to stop spreading terrorist propaganda. I did a google search and all that came up were two random tabloids and blogs (Nigerian blogs mostly).

It could have even been made by one slowpoke with knowledge of Photoshop.

https://www.google.com/search?q=isis+messi+neymar&client=opera&hs=DOH&ei=YgH1Wf7CPMula9XvjKAD&start=0&sa=N&biw=1138&bih=589